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#299723 - 02/10/08 03:26 PM Mother of the Year
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Can JM please make a MILF series called Mother of the Year.
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#299724 - 02/10/08 03:32 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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Can JM please make a MILF series called Mother of the Year.




Whom do you propose as the lead star of the inaugural episode?
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#299725 - 02/10/08 03:59 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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<--- gigi
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#299726 - 02/10/08 04:02 PM Re: Mother of the Year
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

<--- gigi




I would love to pimp you out. Um, I mean rep you.
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#299727 - 02/10/08 04:04 PM Re: Mother of the Year
Gigi Offline
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:squirts:
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#299728 - 02/12/08 08:34 AM Re: Mother of the Year
Jeff Steward Offline
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Can JM please make a MILF series called Mother of the Year.







I guess we could stop calling it Wife Mother Whore and call it Mother of the year. What do you guys think?
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#299729 - 02/12/08 08:47 AM Re: Mother of the Year
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Wife Mother Whore - Mother Of The Year Edition?
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#299730 - 02/12/08 10:17 AM Re: Mother of the Year
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Quote:

Wife Mother Whore - Mother Of The Year Edition?




I like that: Not a series per se, but the Best of the Best of.

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#299731 - 02/12/08 10:23 AM Re: Mother of the Year
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Quote:



I guess we could stop calling it Wife Mother Whore and call it Mother of the year. What do you guys think?




I would approve of such a series.
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#299732 - 02/12/08 02:28 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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'Mother of the Year' has a very appealing quality.

If you hurry, JM could be in time for this year's 'Mother's Day'.
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#299733 - 02/12/08 03:43 PM Re: Mother of the Year
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

I guess we could stop calling it Wife Mother Whore and call it Mother of the year. What do you guys think?




YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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#299734 - 02/12/08 04:23 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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The Mother Of The Year title should be saved for the movie where De'Bella and Jewel get gangbanged side by side.
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#299735 - 02/13/08 06:47 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 143
Considering a milf seems to be anyone over 24 Gia you could get asked to do one.

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#299736 - 02/16/08 04:52 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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Quote:

Quote:

<--- gigi




I would love to pimp you out. Um, I mean rep you.


Do it, do it!

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#299737 - 02/17/08 10:15 AM Re: Mother of the Year
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Registered: 04/12/07
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that is a great idea.........the funny thing is you will probably find even more whores to do that series as they may find it an actual honor.....JUST PLEASE OH PLEASE LET THEM BE ACTUAL MOTHERS......
that would make them collectors items....I myself would stockpile them so that in 15-25 years when their kids snapped....I will have the smoking gun of what put them over the edge at home......

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#299738 - 02/18/08 07:27 AM Re: Mother of the Year
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so that in 15-25 years when their kids snapped....I will have the smoking gun of what put them over the edge at home......




You mean when they start shooting up their high school?
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#299739 - 02/18/08 01:43 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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http://backseat-betty.blogspot.com/2008/02/no-dice.html

here's a new term

Step mom of the year

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#299740 - 02/21/08 02:27 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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Quote:

The Mother Of The Year title should be saved for the movie where De'Bella and Jewel get gangbanged side by side.




That woke me up.
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#299741 - 02/21/08 02:32 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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Cougar of the Year?
Step-MILF of the Year?
Step-Cougar of the Year?
The possibilities are endless!
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#299742 - 02/21/08 05:37 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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Registered: 06/25/04
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I vote for A New JM Series called CUM SWAPPING MOMS

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#299743 - 02/22/08 04:37 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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At the end a baby should start crying in the background, right after the mom swallows her load.
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#299744 - 02/22/08 04:39 PM Re: Mother of the Year
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

At the end a baby should start crying in the background, right after the mom swallows her load.




That's why I love you, Holly.
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#299745 - 02/22/08 05:20 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Quote:

At the end a baby should start crying in the background, right after the mom swallows her load.






(2 more minutes of contemplation...and then)

ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh


Holly, just do it....start shooting Gonzo, time's a wasting. I will come and provide guidance, input, maybe some $$$, definitely some food (I always wanted to try my hand at catering, Meals on Wheels as it were...) Surely your mum will allow you a hiatus to try your hand at shooting the stuff people REALLY TRULY masturbate with??? What if I wrote Mum Suzy a note asking her to excuse you for 6 months while you save porn with a whole new line of Gonzo that will blow everything else out of the water?

I know Gia will help too....
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#299746 - 02/23/08 10:12 AM Re: Mother of the Year
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

At the end a baby should start crying in the background, right after the mom swallows her load.




Abstaining from alcohol has allowed your creative juices to flow once again. That was just evil and the stuff of which highly satisfying masturbation is made.
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#299747 - 02/24/08 11:44 AM Re: Mother of the Year
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Quote:

At the end a baby should start crying in the background, right after the mom swallows her load.




Good times!
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#299748 - 02/25/08 08:55 AM Re: Mother of the Year
Jeff Steward Offline
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Posts: 7408
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Quote:

At the end a baby should start crying in the background, right after the mom swallows her load.






I have never been more sexually attracted to you than I am right now.

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#299749 - 02/25/08 10:21 AM Re: Mother of the Year
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Let Gia direct it since it was her idea
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#299750 - 02/29/08 01:22 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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It should start or end something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ct8MyqhC2c
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#299751 - 03/01/08 12:29 AM Re: Mother of the Year
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
i might as well have 90 percent of the front page


wrooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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#299752 - 03/01/08 07:05 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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Registered: 01/07/06
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Ran, recently you have been contributing very little to my XPT experience.

Please provide more anecdotes of puking in restaurants.

I would especially like to read of you dousing the built-in table-top grill at a Korean restaurant with projectile Kimchi/beer vomit.
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#299753 - 04/22/08 08:09 AM Re: Mother of the Year
Jeff Steward Offline
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Thank you Gia for your inspiration.



Attachments
307126-moty.jpg (37 downloads)

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#299754 - 04/22/08 10:37 AM Re: Mother of the Year
gia jordan Offline
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JEFF!!!!!!!!!! You're welcome! I LOVE the cover. The outdoor night shot makes it so seedy and hot. I just told all my friends that I inspired and begat an entire porn series. They told me to go outside and get off the internet.
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#299755 - 04/22/08 02:48 PM Re: Mother of the Year
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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JEFF!!!!!!!!!! You're welcome! I LOVE the cover. The outdoor night shot makes it so seedy and hot. I just told all my friends that I inspired and begat an entire porn series. They told me to go outside and get off the internet.




Nice jondra.:)
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