Parke Allen

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Parke Allen - 01/22/08 04:03 AM

Welcome another first timer: Parke Allen! She’s the mother of a 7-year-old and gives the mother of all blowjobs. She’s a big fan of Pamela Anderson and got the same arm band tattoo. Past jobs include airline attendant and first grade teacher. That’s right. This former educator of impressionable young kids would rather eat cum than teach your offspring their abc’s. She replaced Reading, Writing, and ‘Rithmatic with cocksucking, cum swallowing, and cunt spreading. BTW, did anyone else who saw the movie ATONEMENT laugh a little inside when the guy sent the love note with “cunt” in it to Keira Knightly? Nice to know there were perverts like him 65 years ago. With sluts like Parke around, there will be perverts for many years to come, too.

On with the show….

Parke Allen: http://hidebehind.com/0E9354
Boobs: http://hidebehind.com/D02896
Thong: http://hidebehind.com/2A224F
Round brown cheeks: http://hidebehind.com/6179BC
Moneymaker: http://hidebehind.com/EBB791
Spread ass: http://hidebehind.com/B46024
Doggie Diva: http://hidebehind.com/7D08B7
Naked lunch: http://hidebehind.com/45B14A
Puss-n-pooper: http://hidebehind.com/0E59DD
Side-saddle cheek spread: http://hidebehind.com/CFEF1F
Cock in hand: http://hidebehind.com/9897B2
The other cheek spread…er, stretch: http://hidebehind.com/614045
Meat head: http://hidebehind.com/45EAC1

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Parke Allen - 01/22/08 11:34 AM



The devil made her suck Brandon's cock.
Posted by: That's what she said

Re: Parke Allen - 01/22/08 02:12 PM

I'd eat that ass till my face turned brown.

Easy now... I know you can't catch the black. I am talking about feces.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: Parke Allen - 01/22/08 03:29 PM

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The devil made *him* suck Brandon's cock.



Fixed
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 01/22/08 04:05 PM

Bow down to Kingfish for a stunner. Great post, sir.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Parke Allen - 01/22/08 07:54 PM

Who knew Flava Flav had an agency?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Parke Allen - 01/23/08 07:26 PM

Feh.
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Parke Allen - 01/23/08 11:20 PM

A nice looking black lady. Any pics with a load of white gooeyness on her face?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Parke Allen - 01/24/08 04:20 AM

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A nice looking black lady.





You must be kidding.
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Parke Allen - 01/24/08 10:11 PM

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A nice looking black lady.





You must be kidding.



You may think that my standards are low but I just think that they are varied.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Parke Allen - 01/24/08 10:20 PM

Acceptable "nice looking black lady" example:

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Parke Allen - 01/24/08 10:24 PM

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Acceptable "nice looking black lady" example:





Agreed but Stacy Dash won't suck cock and fuck on camera.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 01/25/08 12:29 AM

Sorry. I tried booking Stacy but Dick Nasty said she stepped out and Parke was the only one in the house. Halle Berry was busy, too.

C'mon, now. You are resembling that white cat who only eats Fancy Feast gourmet cat food. Eat a little Spam, ok? It's good for you.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Parke Allen - 01/25/08 07:25 AM

Quote:

C'mon, now. You are resembling that white cat who only eats Fancy Feast gourmet cat food. Eat a little Spam, ok? It's good for you.



Nope. I'm holding out for the good stuff or doing without. Easier options don't influence my "tastes". I wouldn't turn to guys if stuck in prison. Even though I'm quite obese & isolated & mentally ill, I do get offers from women. They tend not to match up with my desires, so I politely pass on the offers. Top shelf or nothing. I'd rather enjoy the memories of single malt and a fine Cuban than drink bad wine and a cheap cig, too.

It's likely that my days of highly attractive women are over. And, I rather do without. Memories and fantasies aren't so bad. Unattractive women don't become more attractive to me based on my inability to get those more attractive.



BI: There's no reason you cannot get attractive women to suck cock on film - white or black. They exist. I download them all the time.

Lexi Belle wasn't that long ago in your past, for example.

You're either being cheap or lazy or jaded beyond measure. Likely - and sadly - the last is most likely.

And, Spam isn't good for anyone.



Dean: Sucking cock on film/tape doesn't make a woman more attractive. A dog sucking a cock is still a dog. If the woman isn't attractive outside of porn, she isn't worthwhile in it.

I've dated 2 black women in my life, and I wouldn't give Parke the time of day. She isn't remotely cute.

Some of my "favorites" in porn are women I noticed as attractive outside of porn first. Sarah Bellomo [Roxanne Blaze] and Jacy Andrews come to mind immediately. The whole point is, "WOW! Someone who looks like THAT is doing PORN!"

While I couldn't WAIT to get Paris Hilton's blowjob, I didn't waste any time searching for Chyna's or Amy Fisher's.

I prefer a "bad" Shauna Grant scene to anything with the more energetic "Miss" Sharon Mitchell. I can't jerk off to Sharon Mitchell or Linda Lovelace or Gloria Spelvin or Michelle Aston or Sandra Romain or BellaDonna or any other UNATTRACTIVE porn queen past or present.

I find unattractive women wholly unerotic.



I moved from Playboy to porn when girls with Playboy faces started to appear in porn. Hail Shauna Grant and Brigitte Lahaie and Ginger Lynn and Traci Lords and Olinka Hardimman and Savannah and Racquel Darrian and Roxanne Blaze and Gauge and Felix Vicious and Lexi Mathews and Casey Parker and Lexi Belle and .... *


Bottom line: Cute rules! It fucking RULES!!




* - while I missed MANY in my impromptu quick list, enhancements disqualified some I collect. Teagan and "Mirage", for example. I loved Mirage.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 01/25/08 07:34 PM

I agree with you! Listen, I've worked with Mirage before she became Briana Banks. She's off the market and has been for years. I've hired Teagan. She's great! She took a contract and is not available at this time as far as I know. I don't know her status this minute and if there's a way to hire her, great.

I update www.loadmymouth.com three times a week. You'll get sexy Lexi Belle but I'm going to force feed you other scamps, too. Want Bobbi Star? She's there! Faye Valentine (who now only works with her boyfriend)? She's there, too. Bree "AVN Best New Starlet" Olson. She's waiting on her knees and only one click away.

Don't kick Nicara to the curb, I say! Let her eat cum!


The site isn't called maximmagazine.com, ok? It's meeting and greeting new tarts who are so new they still recall how they got into the business. I'm not taking any chances that any drugs or alcohol take hold and cloud memories. I'm documenting the truth and I challenge you to rise past Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men and indeed handle it.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Parke Allen - 01/25/08 08:25 PM

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I've worked with Mirage before she became Briana Banks.



Yeah. I have her "1st" scene in a "University Coeds" where you play Mirage's lucky step-brother and somewhat reluctant love interest. By the end of the movie you mature into Anastasia Blue's stern college professor/self-service throat impaling device.

I rather enjoyed that movie ...



btw, the day "Mirage + bolt-on = Briana Banks" was the day I moved to another whore. I HATE bolt-ons.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Parke Allen - 01/25/08 09:58 PM

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Welcome another first timer: Parke Allen! She’s the mother of a 7-year-old



So that would make her 18?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 01/26/08 01:45 AM

Glad you enjoyed the Mirage scene. It was her very first in the industry. I saw her in Vegas and she's still sweet.

That's my point, man. I wish I had my own footage of her AND Anastasia Blue AND hundreds of others who drifted in and out of the business over the past few years. These women go on to other things in life but I choose to remember them as being on their knees begging for a load. Just like Tom Kelley, the guy who snapped pics of Marilyn Monroe in the early 1950s, I want to capture some budding young babe before she makes it big. It could happen. When Marilyn was asked what she had on when the pics were taken, she said, "The radio."

Good times. Good nekkid times.
Posted by: bigmonkeynuts

Re: Parke Allen - 01/26/08 11:14 AM

dammit, u need to warn ur next time. and change her name to Shaniqua Jones so we can make an inference on race next time. sneaky mofo
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Parke Allen - 01/26/08 05:02 PM

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Acceptable "nice looking black lady" example:



Beautiful and funny as fuck in Clueless.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Parke Allen - 01/27/08 09:55 AM

Quote:

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Acceptable "nice looking black lady" example:



here's my hot black chick example. i want to lick her clitoris, oris, oris...


Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 01/27/08 10:47 AM

You can either live on Fantasy Island with Mr. Rourke and Tattoo or you can live in Reality, USA. I suppose that if the tragic events of the movie Alive happened (plane crash in the Andes, no food), you'd just live on wishing about the perfect rump roast instead of cannabilizing a less-than-perfect passenger like Parke Allen and enjoying real rump roast.

Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
Da plane! Da plane!

Enjoy your fantasy and don't follow in Herve's footsteps...
Posted by: sikid

Re: Parke Allen - 01/27/08 10:48 AM

Hottest black chick of all time-Leila Arcieri!
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Parke Allen - 01/27/08 01:06 PM

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I suppose that if the tragic events of the movie Alive happened...



Umm, BI, they did happen. Look it up.
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: Parke Allen - 01/27/08 04:36 PM

wait are they asking you why you shot this girl (i will use that loosely) and not

candace von
lacey duvalle
jada fire
marie luv

etc etc.

and if you are looking for new girls, la direct gets like 5 new girls a week. where is lisa belize, scarlett ash, alana leigh, missy stone, etc. there are an abundance of new girls coming from the big 6 agencies, and yet these girls show up. i would love to know where you find them. lol
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 01/27/08 06:44 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I suppose that if the tragic events of the movie Alive happened...



Umm, BI, they did happen. Look it up.



I misspoke. My point was I don't want to fly over the Andes. Thank you.

Christian: Jada Fire is up at www.covermyface.com. Marie Luv is up at www.loadmymouth.com. You can't have every girl in every scene at every site. Like you, I stay as busy as I can, man. I'm a struggling sole proprietor and will always find a way to keep things going. I've managed to do things my way for a few years now and it suits me fine. I may not earn a high scene rate; I do still work by donation but it's usually fun to keep things that way. I was a load dumper today and had a great time. Now give up that Shyla Stylz scene to me, please. I'd like to get to work with her before I finish the book I'm reading. I'm nearly at Chapter 11.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Parke Allen - 01/27/08 07:29 PM

I applaud Brandon for bringing us sexy ladies from all age ranges, ethnicities, and colors.

Parke Allen is a sexy black woman! She definitely gave me a rise -- I just wish I could see her real hair (LOL).

I betcha if everything was kept the same but she was light skinned some of you guys would react differently.

P.S. --
I know you're pushing the website, Brandon, but I'd love to eventually see some of the new girls since 50 to 1 #4, on an upcoming JM DVD.

P.S. 2 --
Kudos to Dean Wormer for recognizing the hot sisters!
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: Parke Allen - 01/27/08 08:12 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I suppose that if the tragic events of the movie Alive happened...



Umm, BI, they did happen. Look it up.



I misspoke. My point was I don't want to fly over the Andes. Thank you.

Christian: Jada Fire is up at www.covermyface.com. Marie Luv is up at www.loadmymouth.com. You can't have every girl in every scene at every site. Like you, I stay as busy as I can, man. I'm a struggling sole proprietor and will always find a way to keep things going. I've managed to do things my way for a few years now and it suits me fine. I may not earn a high scene rate; I do still work by donation but it's usually fun to keep things that way. I was a load dumper today and had a great time. Now give up that Shyla Stylz scene to me, please. I'd like to get to work with her before I finish the book I'm reading. I'm nearly at Chapter 11.



if you are trying to get me to believe that you are struggling, i am not buying it. and i have only worked with shyla stylez once in my life. i dont ever work for brazzers, and they seem to be the only people hiring her these days.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Parke Allen - 01/27/08 09:06 PM

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I applaud Brandon for bringing us sexy ladies from all age ranges, ethnicities, and colors.

Parke Allen is a sexy black woman! She definitely gave me a rise -- I just wish I could see her real hair (LOL).

I betcha if everything was kept the same but she was light skinned some of you guys would react differently.

P.S. --
I know you're pushing the website, Brandon, but I'd love to eventually see some of the new girls since 50 to 1 #4, on an upcoming JM DVD.

P.S. 2 --
Kudos to Dean Wormer for recognizing the hot sisters!



Tritone, DIE! DIE! DIE!
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 01/28/08 01:41 AM

Tritone: JM Productions will be putting out new, longer, previously-unreleased scenes from www.loadmymouth.com soon. I'm jumping back into double discs and hope people like the more in-depth scenes. Some of these girls come in and out so quickly. I made Ava Miller a dvd extra for my February release just because she is so fucking cute. I don't think she did much but -- MAN! -- what a fucking face!

Christian: If you are trying to get me to believe that you don't fuck Shyla daily, I am not buying into it. Word on Chris Streams' set today was that she feeds you grapes and you dress up as a Roman emperor and call her your serving wench. Man, that's hardcore. I just want to suck on her toes and get a bj.

I am a load dumper again for Jake Malone tomorrow so I'll put in a good word for you! Say hi to SS for me.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Parke Allen - 01/28/08 07:22 AM

Parke Allen is not a sexy black woman. We're subjected to her because "Brendon Irons" has no standards.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 01/28/08 09:11 AM

She eats cum and she fogs a mirror when you hold it up to her mouth so she's in.

If you don't like what's on offer, try elsewhere. Of course, you'll miss out on Hannah West, Eva Angelina, Sativa Rose, Mia Rose, Jordana James, Riley Mason, Paulina James, and Missy Stone, too.

www.loadmymouth.com is the Noah's Ark of cumeaters. I hope to collect 2 of all of them.

Update for Christian: I received 2 e-mails from LA Direct regarding new talent. KC Casablancas and Faith Deluca. Both girls have already been shot for www.loadmymouth.com when they were brand new in the industry and were with different agents. You can't get everyone and I don't try to. I just thought it was funny about the new girl thing. People are recycled in this business all the time.

Perhaps KC and Faith are better performers now as opposed to their first week in the business but I don't think their stories have changed that much. That's half the material, literally, for the www.loadmymouth.com shoots.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Parke Allen - 01/28/08 10:01 AM

Brandon, I'm not disputing that you don't work with some good looking bitches. But RuPaul here is fucking nasty. I wouldn't sodomize her with a toilet plunger if I was a member of the NYPD.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Parke Allen - 01/28/08 01:36 PM

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If you don't like what's on offer, try elsewhere. Of course, you'll miss out on Hannah West, Eva Angelina, Sativa Rose, Mia Rose, Jordana James, Riley Mason, Paulina James, and Missy Stone, too.




Paulina James?


You should be posting pic of Paulina & Mia, etc., and not scaring people away with Parke.




btw, Tritone has NO taste in black woman.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 01/28/08 09:48 PM

There is a different girl up at www.loadmymouth.com almost every second day. I would love to post everything all the time but no one cares THAT much. I think there is always a fascination with seeing a girl naked for the first time.
Posted by: MrSparkle

Re: Parke Allen - 01/29/08 05:11 AM


"www.loadmymouth.com is the Noah's Ark of cumeaters."

So that make you Noah?Yes?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 01/29/08 02:42 PM

No, I am just one of the animals. Just a butt-sniffing dog, my friend, looking for new places to mark territory.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Parke Allen - 01/29/08 03:01 PM

I thought chihuahuas were from Mexico, not Canada.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Parke Allen - 01/29/08 03:19 PM

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I thought chihuahuas were from Mexico, not Canada.



One of the wonders of NAFTA.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 01/29/08 04:03 PM

I didn't ask for the movie star good looks, wealth, power, drive and ambition to get where I am today. God gave it to me and I honour his gift with each spurt into abyss-like mouths of babes. Into the mouths of babes go great things...my cum, for starters. As I said to the Dalai Lama last time we met, "Hey! Buck up! You're doing ok, too, you know. Keep your chin up, man." He just walked away looking confused. I think I really gave him something to ponder.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Parke Allen - 01/29/08 05:13 PM

Quote:

Quote:

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Acceptable "nice looking black lady" example:



here's my hot black chick example. i want to lick her clitoris, oris, oris...




so sick of Rhianna, not that she isnt beautiful but she's all over and to played out, but yes gorgeous, I dont know if I would lick her clit, Im very picky about eating pussy, just cause I like women doesnt mean I eat pussy on every girl Im with.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Parke Allen - 01/29/08 05:22 PM

She goes to my gym and bring like 3 assistants just to hang out and watch her. Not cool.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Parke Allen - 01/29/08 05:29 PM

i'm in love with her haircut. i'm so growing out my bangs like that. hotness.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 01/29/08 10:53 PM

Quote:

She goes to my gym and bring like 3 assistants just to hang out and watch her. Not cool.



Why don't you ask to do some squats with her? Then slip her my card and tell her she can make a cool 50 in 15. I'll kick you a 10% finders fee.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Parke Allen - 01/29/08 11:02 PM

50 in 15? You must have raised your rates.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 01/30/08 12:28 AM

Pretty soon I'll be paying in dollars, too.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Parke Allen - 01/30/08 10:51 AM

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Pretty soon I'll be paying in dollars, too.



Whose dollars? You do realize that your dollar actually have some value now. You might want to hold on to them.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Parke Allen - 01/30/08 04:05 PM

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She goes to my gym and bring like 3 assistants just to hang out and watch her. Not cool.

See she's a jerkoff.
Posted by: S.Black

Re: Parke Allen - 02/05/08 12:26 AM

Not only is Parke Allen HOT , she's has a great attitude and is a really good preformer. I shot her first G/G scene and her first cream pie scene and she kicked ass. Hopefully she sticks around for a while.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Parke Allen - 02/05/08 09:14 AM

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Parke Allen - 02/05/08 12:58 PM

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Not only is Parke Allen HOT



Time for an eye exam ...

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Parke Allen - 02/05/08 07:36 PM

At that point, I'd rather see Byron Allen.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Parke Allen - 02/05/08 07:41 PM

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At that point, I'd rather see Byron Allen.


Byron is the most boring TV personality I have ever seen. Even he doesn't want to sit thru his interviews.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Parke Allen - 02/05/08 07:45 PM

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Byron is the most boring TV personality I have ever seen. Even he doesn't want to sit thru his interviews.



I remember Byron being OK on Real People in the '70s. I guess 30 years of unemployment will dull your skills.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Parke Allen - 02/05/08 07:49 PM

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Byron is the most boring TV personality I have ever seen. Even he doesn't want to sit thru his interviews.



I remember Byron being OK on Real People in the '70s. I guess 30 years of unemployment will dull your skills.


He has a local show out here that's shown out here at 12:45 am. Its basically a Public Access show with a budget.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Parke Allen - 02/05/08 07:58 PM

Yeah, we get it too on CBS/2. I've never watched it, though.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Parke Allen - 02/05/08 08:07 PM

Woody Allen anyone....or Soon-Yi perhaps. Be careful as to the date of the pics.
Posted by: ChuckSpears

Re: Parke Allen - 02/05/08 08:12 PM

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He has a local show out here that's shown out here at 12:45 am. Its basically a Public Access show with a budget.



That is music to Porno Dan's ears. Guaranteed, Dan will be all over that shit. Guaranteed.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Parke Allen - 02/05/08 10:53 PM

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Quote:

Byron is the most boring TV personality I have ever seen. Even he doesn't want to sit thru his interviews.



I remember Byron being OK on Real People in the '70s. I guess 30 years of unemployment will dull your skills.



[uselessknowledge]He's actually making big money* with all his shitty syndicated shows.[/uselessknowledge]

*Just like Brandon.