One Night in China

Posted by: TonyMalice

One Night in China - 12/03/04 11:40 AM

AVN Review

Wow, some great exerpts of the AVN review for Redlight's One Night in China I thought you guys should see, link to the full review is above:

Chyna was a badass bitch in the ring and looked quite fetching in that female, steroid bodybuilder appeal that strikes a chord with wimpy men, homosexual closet cases and those who make transsexual porno (one of the hottest niches since bisexual porn came and went).

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When she first enters the frame, ensconced in something “sexy” and looking to tease, it harkens back to those nightmare moments where you’re slightly drunk in a room, waiting to see what it is you really seduced, and out comes someone who makes you wonder, Is it a man, a she-male—and most importantly, what the hell is that bulge between its legs and what are its plans for me?! Yikes!

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Problem is, what we can see looks like a faggy bodybuilder with a mullet banging a handsome transsexual. The freak-show, circus-act, car-crash appeal heightens when Joanie pops her clit and it’s not only pierced, but looks like a mini-penis.

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Tim Connelly was dialed in for this review, fully shit!

Malice
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: One Night in China - 12/03/04 11:41 AM

the box:


Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: One Night in China - 12/06/04 06:05 AM

That is one ugly whore.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: One Night in China - 12/06/04 06:15 AM

I got through 2/3rds of that write up before I had to stop and
Posted by: zenman

Re: One Night in China - 12/06/04 09:54 AM

I could never stoke to her.
Posted by: BigPornFan

Re: One Night in China - 12/09/04 04:30 PM

Who in there right mind would buy or even watch said movie ? That thing really does look like a tranny and not a good looking like they make in brazil . I would sooner have my eyes poked out with a soldering iron then see that fucking frankenstein naked .
Posted by: smutspov

Re: One Night in China - 12/09/04 05:37 PM

They should've called it One Night In Hell.
Posted by: hbtank

Re: One Night in China - 12/09/04 07:21 PM

a movie with trish stratus or stacy keibler getting fuck in the ass would be a lot better than that ugly whore
Posted by: smutspov

Re: One Night in China - 12/10/04 06:05 AM

horror of horrors would be a lesbo scene between Chyna and that musclebound skank who appears on Stern. I forget it's name, she's done some porn.
Posted by: zenman

Re: One Night in China - 12/10/04 06:39 AM

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They should've called it One Night In Hell.





I would have gone with "The China Syndrome"
Posted by: hbtank

Re: One Night in China - 12/10/04 06:59 AM

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horror of horrors would be a lesbo scene between Chyna and that musclebound skank who appears on Stern. I forget it's name, she's done some porn.





Is it Nicole Bass? because in terms of beauty she's at the level of Chyna.

The Chyna syndrome would have been a much better title I agree
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: One Night in China - 12/10/04 07:22 AM

I like Stacy Keibler but my favorite wrestling chick is the boss' daughter ole Stephanie mac herself.
Posted by: hbtank

Re: One Night in China - 12/10/04 11:13 AM

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I like Stacy Keibler but my favorite wrestling chick is the boss' daughter ole Stephanie mac herself.




I'd like to see what her big tits look like naked
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: One Night in China - 12/10/04 01:50 PM

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I like Stacy Keibler but my favorite wrestling chick is the boss' daughter ole Stephanie mac herself.




I'd like to see what her big tits look like naked




exactly, great minds think alike dude
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: One Night in China - 12/11/04 06:02 PM

Id rather spend one night in vietnam during the bloodiest of battles than one second in china.
Posted by: Shawn Reynolds

Re: I want One Night in Chyna - 01/14/05 04:04 PM

I've seen some lengthy clips from the Chyna porn flick. I didn't see any acne on her ass as I've read before, but I do think she gives a nice blow job in the movie. And she looked good to me on her back as she was getting fucked. She said once, I think on Howard Stern, she's never been with a woman, and has no desires for one either. She's all man driven, which makes her even a little hotter to look at. Although I will always prefer in my personal life a woman who likes women too.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: One Night in China - 01/14/05 07:26 PM

For all you WWE 'tards....this actually USED to be Triple H's (HHH) girlfriend before the "Game" decided to safeguard his future by marrying the Boss' daughter.
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: One Night in China - 01/15/05 02:56 PM

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For all you WWE 'tards....this actually USED to be Triple H's (HHH) girlfriend before the "Game" decided to safeguard his future by marrying the Boss' daughter.




Yes but a true WWE "'tard" would already know they used to go together

Plus Stephanie Mac is super hot AND rich you can't go wrong with her
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: One Night in China - 01/15/05 03:17 PM

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For all you WWE 'tards....this actually USED to be Triple H's (HHH) girlfriend before the "Game" decided to safeguard his future by marrying the Boss' daughter.




Yes but a true WWE "'tard" would already know they used to go together

Plus Stephanie Mac is super hot AND rich you can't go wrong with her




Agreed, I am a reformed WWE (actually WWF before they "Got the F out") TARD...stopped watching after the "Screwjob" in Montreal in 1997.

Yes, Stephanie's Tits are intriguiging but I am pretty sure they are enhanced....
Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: One Night in China - 01/04/06 11:52 PM

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Id rather spend one night in vietnam during the bloodiest of battles than one second in china.





Holy crap, bump.