Whatcha watchin?

Absolutely Fabulous on the gay channel.

Hopefully that's not a gateway to Falcon DVDs and it passes after the holidays.

That's why he lost interest in the other stuff. Next you know he'll be posting reviews and screen caps of Kurt Lockwood Meets the Tranny Monster #3.

Maybe he was drinking to repress some things?

The Postman on SyFy. Bad movie, but I have a soft spot for it. It was filmed up near the Pot Snobs of Pend Oreille County.

FX channel: American Horror Story and the funniest show on TV these days: Loius

Big Bang Theory reruns.

High Plains Drifter. Some town told Clint he could do whatever the fuck he wanted so he bought a bunch of drinks, raped some bitch and made Mordecai the midget the sheriff/mayor.

Ah, the Anti-John Wayne.

Meet the Press.

I cannot watch this show any more. It all went to hell when the fat mick from buffalo croaked.

^^^ The left was so deathly afraid of a black Republican being the nominee that Meet the Press literally dedicated an entire show a while back to just talking about the rumors surrounding Herman Cain. Nothing else for the entire show, just Herman Cain. I didn't watch today's show, but it's probably dedicated to slamming Newt Gingrich.

Well, c'mon, Newt's genetically programmed to be comical. I mean, ...

I am a registered Republican. Fact that Newt is a front runner shows how out of touch with reality the movers and shakers of the party are. It is sad that the Tea Party is nothing more than a rallying of their kook fringe, instead of a migration of moderates.

Newt doesn't really seem electable. He's a stuffy old white guy with a snooty, condescending attitude. He also sorta looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. He would do well in any debate with Obama, but that's moot because the media would just spin it the exact opposite way.

In fact, every news story from now until the election will basically be, "Stuff That Makes Obama Look Good." Like how this latest payroll tax bill was spun as a huge victory against the Republicans for an exhausted Obama who now gets to go on his much-needed vacation and play golf in Hawaii.

Newt isn't electable. I'm mixed on that because the asshole's smart as fuck and a true policy wonk. We could, can and are doing worse. The Obama blood in the water has led to every R who has ever won an election to jump into the race. The A through F teams are represented. I honestly don't care who takes the nomination. Hell, if Mrs. Clinton threw her hat in, I'd get wood.

How in the fuck can anyone with the sense God gave an eggplant buy into this Barry Obama Champion of Tax Cuts nonsense? Big PR victory, but I'm betting Mikki has him sleeping on the couch and he most likely hasn't unclenched enough to go boom boom since his "triumph".

Vegas Vacation on Com Central. Wayne Newton truly is one ofr America's great entertainers.

Gingrich's campaign has been so shitty he isn't even gonna be on the ticket in the Va. primary ! Once again Ron Paul supporters are going to indirectly help Obama get re-elected.

Hee Haw.

Dragon Ball. The original where it starts off with 12 year old Goku who has a tail. The DVD version is hilarious.

Falcons vs. Saints

Roddy White and Julio Jones both got dreads. How am I supposed to tell apart 2 coons w/ Dreads. I'm freaking out over every catch.

VH1 Classic. An in depth, many part doc on the history of Heavy Metal. By the guy who did A Headbanger's Journey.

M*A*S*H

I liked Chobits but its not re-watchable because of all the filler episodes.

Big Bang Theory marathon.

For Love of the Game, just to hear Vin Scully and one of my favorite movie quotes:

"And you know Steve you get the feeling that Billy Chapel isn't pitching against left handers, he isn't pitching against pinch hitters, he isn't pitching against the Yankees. He's pitching against time. He's pitching against the future, against age, and even when you think about his career, against ending. And tonight I think he might be able to use that aching old arm one more time to push the sun back up in the sky and give us one more day of summer."

P.S. 1,000th post bitches! Do I win something?

No, and I say that as I'm about to announce someone who did. Sorry. Gotta maintain standards.

Oh well. I'm all about quality, not quantity.

^^^Which is why we like you [/guy who posts way to much]

Me and the girl usually watch slice of life type shit like this. Fruits Basket, Shuffle, etc.

The Shootist - Great movie !

Been re-watching this on Netflix. Saw it on History the first time.

Last night- both NFL playoff games and the second webisode of The Resistance

In a few minutes I'm going to watch the Steelers crucify Tebow for the Broncos sins.

^^^Thus far, it's going exactly as it was written in the Gospel According to Bradshaw.

Let me modify that, I'm watching the Steelers drive nails through every finger on their hands while trying to crucify Tebow.

Gonna watch the big football game on ESPN tonight.

Last night an early episode of the Twilight Zone, Dr. Who , and Monty Python [the one with the ministry of silly walks :-)] all on Amazon Prime. Tonight the football game.

God that was a boring game. I fell asleep in the fourth, and missed the only touchdown of the game.

2 broke girls.i just got into this in early december and love it.i saw an episode last night where kat dennings has her shirt zipped so you cant see her bra which was aired before any other episode ive seen.i guess they had her start unzipping it to boost ratings,not that the show isnt genuinely funny.you should catch mondays 8:30 on cbs(yeah i know a cbs show worth watching).



if her and amanda seyfried did porn theyd be great in a pov scene together.imagine:



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You can call it Fish Eyed POV

Honestly, Xhamster, but I suppose that is not PC.

all the more reason to take out the arabian goggles.

I watched all five of the "Death Wish" movies. They are so badly made and yet I took such pleasure in watching Charles Bronson shoot people.

I haven't watched this show in quite a while, but I left Comedy Central playing in the background and Futurama came on. They visited Tijuana and I noticed one of the businesses they panned across had a fucking great name: Ay! Cantina Turner.

King Toot's Music Store, next to Moe's.

Did anyone see that documentary on the Sundance Channel: Sex Magic: Manifesting Maya. I wanted to seriously torture the guy the doc was about. He is a 50 something hippie who continuously babbles New Age bullshit about tantric love. His gimmick is that he is a poly-amorous sexual healer.

He gets broads to pay him to fuck them for healing purposes. It appears that only somewhat attractive broads that get the full "treatment". He lives in a "temple" where there are also women sexual "healers" plying their trade to help sexually dysfunctional men. I am guessing he gets a cut of their take.

He feels he must have many lovers, but his many lovers shouldn't have any but him. Then he finds his soul mate and loses her. So he begins to obsess about getting her back. He goes by the name Baba Dez.

After a little googling, I find out out that the tantric "temple" he is running in Sedona, AZ was recently busted for prostitution. Apparently this documentary got the ball rolling on that by alerting a bunch of people what was going on there.

lol it makes sense,because thats what i was thinking when reading it.

last nights episode of revenge on abc was really good.ive been wondering though if its just going to be a season or two long though.because once shes gotten revenge on everyone that fucked over her dad,then whats there a show about.you guys should check this one out and maybe catch up with the previous episodes on either the abc site or on demand.

Gomer Pyle, USMC

finished watching season 7 of weeds this weekend,although ive had it since it came out and ive saw each ep twice when they aired on showtime.season 8 is a go so i guess ill probably rewatch all the previous seasons before it airs.

lifes too short on hbo is a show ive been watching since it started and recommend to everyone here.it has warwick davis of willow fame star as himself in a mock reality show of his struggling career.every episode will have you laughing.

the most recent ep of eastbound and down wasnt as funny as the preceding ones but overall the seasons been good.this is the last one and it still seems like kennys not gonna make it back to the majors.

other than that i recommend gcb sundays on abc after desperate housewives.mature women with tits and laughs.you cant go wrong.especially after the gif worthy chicken wing between the tits scene.

I watched about 10 or 12 of the Ricky Gervais animated things in a row. It took a little bit to get into the rhythm, but I laughed my ass off several times. They were free on my On Demand system.
I also tried to watch Doomsday Preppers, but I got really bored with it quickly.

I like the Preppers, but I can understand getting bored with it. It's a little dry, but there are some great not on purpose funny moments. They were advertising for folks to apply for the 2nd Season. I'd like to see one where the "prepper's" plan is to be marauders and steal from those who are prepped. The "post- end of the world as we know it" tale has never been told from the marauder's point of view.

started weeds from season one ep one yesterday.gonna rewatch em all two eps a day while on the bike since the last season starts in july.works perfect too because each ep is almost exactly half an hour.

revenge is coming back for another season so im guessing its one of abcs shows thats doing as well as they say it is,because it was only supposed to be one season long from what i remember when madeline stowe was on kimmel.

the ashley judd show missing has me wondering whether i should keep watching it or not.it seems like the first super mario in that shes always just a cunt hair away from finding new info or her son but hes in another castle.

War Games on AMC.

Been watching the shit out of Creepster tv on Roku. Lots of b horror, noir and assorted shit.

Ever heard of The Adventures of Pete and Pete? It was a kids show around 92-93 that was directed by a bunch of trendy NY/NJ music video directors. Guests include Michael Stipe, Iggy Pop, Steve Buscemi, Jeanene Garafalo, Sid Straw, the kid who played McLovin, Michelle Trachtenberg, etc. Here is one of my favorite bits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAqpNFEf328

dont forget the guy that played "the wiz" from seinfeld better known as artie the strongest man in the world.at least i think they were the same guy.and iggie pop was a pretty regular appearing character since he was michelle trachentenbergs dad.great show btw,i watched it in elementary school.

last night i started watching the client list(based on the movie of the same name,but its a reimagining.)good so far but i guess since its a tv show the mp cant be a full service one like in the movie.

^^^I saw that was premiering last night, but since it was on lifetime I was hesitant to watch. Now if had been on HBO or Showtime where we might have gotten a peek at some JLH titty. It would have been on.

i say its still worth watching.shes starting to mature up nicely.

The Wieners Circle on TruTV. I laughed my fucking ass off last night to this stupid, simple show. It's like cash cab set in a late night hot dog stand in Chicago's Lincoln Park area. The ladies behind the counter fuck with drunks after bar hours and make them do silly shit to win hot dogs or T-shirts. It is so fucking funny I can't believe I am laughing at it.

Pittsburgh at LA. DirecTV baseball package rocks.

I'm watching the YES network. Micheal Kay is doing an interview w/ Jim Abbott. Interesting career is he'da had 2 hands. Olympic Gold Medal, 18-11 his second year (on a shit Angels team) then that no hitter for the Yankees. Seems like a genuinely nice guy, very soft spoken and humble. Makes sense he's doing motivational speaking.

^^^ He had an awful record for his career. 87-108, including one year when he went 2-18. Billy Wagner is more interesting to me. Born right-handed, but taught himself to throw left-handed after breaking his right arm a few times. And he wound up throwing over 100mph with his wrong arm.

I sometimes try to write with my left hand, just to do something different. It's actually not that difficult. Lately when I do this, I will write in "mirror," from right to left. Like Da Vinci.

Watched the Braves - Astros last night then an old 40's movie that was silly and an old episode of Star Trek. Ep.4 first season I believe [before McCoy]. I have Salon Kitty on disc to watch tonight.

Yeah, once he lost it, it was gone.

you working on a cure for insomnia?.

Yep that and half of an ambien and requip together works wonders ! :-)

Anyone else see the final episode of Justified?!?!?!

gave up on that show second season.i think i gave up on it the first season too.i swear one more fucking time about saying that shooting was justified...the second season was bleh.wow trying to take down a family of hicks.

Sorry you felt that way FF. The plot has some big holes in it from time to time, but the dialogue is tits.

i am looking forward to wilfred coming back and soa is probably coming back late summer early fall.

some great writing on wilfred btw.that ep where hes thinking about his dog he had that died made me sad like on futurama when his dog spends the rest of his life waiting for fry to come back to the pizza shop.

Fucking Oprah's channel appears to be having a marathon of some sort of a series about serial killers called "Deranged". Not bad content, no real new info. But there's a different narrator, so it's like a different storyteller. The commercials are destroying my will to live. Apparently, this yo-yo weight losing/ gaining, pressured into smoking crack by a boyfriend, closeted lesbian Oprah person gives "Life Classes". And "shutters to think" of what the world would be like if there were no Gloria Steinam. What a worthless waste of air.

Looney Tunes.

Gonna watch Strasburg mow down the Astros.

Braves vs. Mets

Nice to see the Mets outperforming expectations thus far in the season.

American Pickers marathon. Tomorrow I will watch more The Wieners Circle on TruTV. Reality used to be a friend of mine.

Halladay -vs- Lincecum

The new show called GIRLS. I want to stab them all in the eyeballs. Oh, boo hoo, your parents cut off your money after your jobless, fat, frumpy hipster ass mooched off them for an entire year in Brooklyn, which btw costs as much as Manhattan. Get a job, you entitled cunts.

Only good thing about the show was when the dude said, "Let's play the quiet game," when the annoying pig would shut the fuck up during sex.

The chunky frumpy chick is the creator,writer,director,craft service,editor,producer,production designer,etc on that show.

She is the 25 year old genius who wrote,directed,produced,starredin some hipster movie Tiny Furniture that no one saw (except Judd Apatow and some morons from HBO). According to IMDB, its theatrical gross was $383,549. It will make more money in licensing fees when it runs on the Sundance Channel ad infinitum in a couple of months.

I am guessing that the series is remake of that movie with a much bigger budget and Time-Warner's marketing muscle.

This is going to be Sex in the City all over again where the lead is pursued by men way over her station in looks and income. The only decent looking broad is Allison Williams, the "best friend".

i saw tiny furniture it was good and had catherine keener.

this is the inland empire syndrome.parents let them fuck off in hs with a car,no job,and paid insurance and gas money.school gets out and they get pissed they have to work and get thrown out.my neigbor behind me is 26 has her own 2 story condo(which dad pays the rent and she lives by herself in) an suv and no job.yet shes the biggest fucking cunt and all her friends are little cocksuckers.hi jenna you bitch.

Jesus, that was a whiney ass show. Whit Stillman for the no trust fund set. Fuck, that was annoying.

^^^Srsly. I love Wilt Stillman. He knows the secret world of girls yet he's a guy. Loved Damsels in Distress which came out last year. Before that (not really about girls), he got my attention with Last Days of Disco. That made me rent Metropolitan. Barcelona kinda bored me, though my bff did pick Monseratt as her stage name when we stripped in Las Vegas. And of course being the elitist biatch I am, I dig how most of his characters and settings are about the over-privileged. So, good call on Girls /Stillman.

I did enjoy Tiny Furniture, though. I blame my lack of eloquence tonight on being uber tired today. didn't eat until my dinner tonight.

New season of Game of Thrones and The Killing have both delivered so far !

I might watch the first leg of the Champions League semi-final between Bayern München and Real Madrid. Should be good.

anybody know if the redhead whore on house last night is in porn?

Name of the girl or episode. New or rerun ? I don't watch.

Which one you talking about the bright red haired one ?

I'm confused as well. There were a bunch of women in this episode as House was auditioning hookers to replace his GFE girl. A plot-line never mentioned before and never again, I'm sure.

The one I'm referring to was on 8 Simple Rules . No porn.

I know I posted this show before, but this clip is worth it.
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no not the one that aged badly from that show,i meant the redhead hooker in the business suit with the tits.and this show went to shit after they got rid of cuddy and they switched his team around again.only started watching it again recently that it doesnt conflict with watching two broke girls.i think this is actually the last season.

He seemed promising at first but then I realized he wasn't being satirical, he's just another self-absorbed rich douchebag (happened sometime between Last Days of Disco and Barcelona). Then The Squid and the Whale came out and blew his schtick out of the water.

Getting back to the most recent House episode, does anyone know what brand/model sunglasses he was wearing when he took his stay-at-home hooker out to try to ambush his other hooker's fiancé?

Hey, they say shoot what you know...

Somehow the sunglasses looked cooler during the actual episode than they do in a still image. Here, it just looks like he's trying too hard.

not sure. i think they're Oliver Peoples.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/oliver-peoples-new-york

this coulda gone under youtube music i guess as well. I really enjoyed this. Beast was a HUGE album when i was a kid; i wasn't into metal really but everybody i knew owned this record.

Maiden always seemed very gay to me with Dickinson's OTT operatic wanking and their campy theatricality (oh, and the leather and studs, come on). Only thing gayer in metal is Rob Halford sucking a dick.

Ironically I'm hearing good things about his latest now, sounds a bit different from his past stuff and has the cutie with the nice tits from Greenberg in it:





Wes Anderson is another twit who needs to make movies about something besides his own navel, although again, I did like Bottle Rocket, The RTs and Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Metal, by it's very nature, is over the top theatrical. The fact is they still fill 50000 seats pretty much nightly all over the world. Homo or not.

Speaking for myself, in the early 80's the spiked armbands and such were part of the uniform, as it were. My stagewear consisted of whatever I wore that day...jeans, sneaks and a band shirt. With the spiked armbands thrown on at the last minute. The leather just wasn't for me...it was too fucking hot and too hard to put on.

Yeah, the Halford coming out thing was a disappointment.

If you think Bruce Dickinson is gay, wait till you see Poison, Motley Crue, WASP etc.

The on-stage antics and theatrical effects are of little concern to me. I have watched some concert videos/DVDs, but I tend to get bored rather quickly. I can listen to music for hours, though.

The Classic Album series is quite good. Seen this one and some others (Black Sabbath, Motörhead).

I'm loving that series. My favorite so far has been on Never Mind the Bullocks, Here's the Sex Pistols. For a Grade 7 kid in Northern Idaho, the punk movement was all very exotic, altho we got to hear precious little of it. I know when I first got my hands on Never Mind... I was shocked at how "civilized" it was. Watching them pull the album apart into individual tracks shows that the raggedness of it was almost contrived.

I wonder what a 24 year old Johnny Rotten would've thought if someone would have told him 30+ years later that album would be considered "classic".

People only think Dickinson is gay because he plays golf. You can't slam Iron Maiden too much though. Without them at least half the script of This is Spinal Tap would never have been written.

Marlins-Mets. When I see Jose Reyes in another uniform, it looks like he's wearing a costume.

I'm watching Dance Moms. On my friend's dvr while she's at work and I'm sick in bed in the blankies. I think Chloe should win.

eva amurri is aging up pretty nicely.saw her last night on new girl(which i dropped after a couple eps but have picked up recently when modern family is a rerun) and aots today.shes got great tits like her mom and sexiness just oozing out of her.

Excellent point, I thought of ST while watching the video Tatty posted.

Just watched Stephen Strasburg fan 7 straight Pirates and it's only the 3rd inning.

This is another very fun rock music movie spoof. If you are familiar with The Young Ones this cast will look familiar.

Bad News

It appears to be on youtube.

There is a sequel. I am fairly certain it's out of print. I got a several generation old tape of it from some guitar shop in Elizabethtown ages ago.

Now I'm watching some of Season 2 of Portlandia. This is the episode where they sit on the couch and watch every episode of the fairly recent Battlestar Galactica series. I'm enjoying it, because I basically did the same thing. I was obsessed with that show after I finally saw it and watched episode after episode, back to back.

I can't seem to picture Edward James Olmos ever being not old & pock faced.

And tired. He was tired as fuck in Miami Vice.

I have Bad News floating around on VHS somewhere. The one guy went to work at a bank, and the other guy was a singing kid's birthday clown (or something similar). He felt superior because he was still making music.

he didnt seem too old in that mexican mafia movie.cant remember the name right now.

American Me, and he was old and pock marked in that.

Great movie.

Johan Santana with the first no-hitter in Mets history!!! Putting an "0" in the hit column on National Doughnut Day!

started watching mob wives on netflix.they have this tasty treat on there drita d'avanzo

some bbc series where these british kids go and live with the Amish. pretty good.

do the brits take over or get the shit kicked out of themselves one more time?.

also...i hope they do realize that the amish are just a whiter knock off of the american indians except with exponentially better tool skills...and the wheel of course. and some furniture outlets. and maybe a decent soft drink. otherwise they're almost the same.

I've been looking into the Radiohead stage collapse. I'd really like to know what structurally went wrong there. We'll never know until the forensic engineers release a report.

if it didn't kill the entire band and most of their fans i'm going to have a tough time giving a fuck.

did it?.

Nahhh. Killed one dude hired to tune and setup the drum set.

Roadies got no luck.

Jim Furyk give away the U.S. Open. Needing a birdie on the 71st hole with a 225 yard shot approximately 40 feet uphill and into heavy fog laden San Francisco air making it play at least 240 yards and you take out a 4 iron? You're Jim Furyk not Gary Woodland. You shouldn't have been pulling out any club ending in iron out your bag for that shot. Granted you also shouldn't have McIroyed your tee shot on 16 to get into this mess either.

I watched the new HBO show after True Blood tonight. First episode, so I'll give them a pass on the monologues, trying to establish personalities. Interesting look into the process. Hour long HBO drama and no tits, that equals one demerit. Story lines gonna have to be very compelling to keep me.

I watching "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia"

Actually pretty good if you can stand subtitles.

It's Aaron Sorkin: PREACHY LIBERAL MONOLOGUES ARE ALL THERE IS. Early reviews on "The Newsroom", from preachy liberal news outlets like the New York Times, no less, say that you'll pray for the Sweet Meteor of Death by the third turgid, preening episode of that show. Aaron Sorkin is alone among human beings in having his work output improved by cocaine abuse.

th^t was good, admiral. heh



yeah that pretty much describes hbos entire sunday night lineup lately.

yeah theyve had some bullshit lately but weeds is coming back nine days earlier than announced.



slutty milf antics coming back for the final 8 episodes.

Thanks Frankie, I didn't realize Weeds was coming on so soon. Tits!

exactly. i just found out the other day myself.

Some old South Parks. Just watched the Thanksgiving one with the History Channel and aliens.

Couple of old seasons of Top Gear ( the real BBC version, not the piece of shit American rip off)

Favorite moments-trying to cross the English Channel in a Toyota pick up with an outboard motor strapped on the rear and a couple of empty oil drums tied to the side for buoyancy.

Having a drag race between some European sports car (I think it was either a Porsche or an Audi) and a guy on inline skates with three jet packs strapped on his back (skatemissile reached a top speed of 120 mph but sports car still won)

I like the one where Clarkson does a feature on the Reliant Robin and basically just goes around town flipping it on it's side. The part where he shows up to the Robin club meet, pulling into the lot full of people, and immediately rolling the fucking thing is funny as fuck.

That was made even funnier by watching The Stig do the same thing around the first corner on every lap he tried to test it on their track.

A Japanese movie, "Cold Fish"

Serpico on MSG, followed by Dog Day Afternoon.

^dustin hoffman marathon. nice.

just caught the last hour of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. good stuff.

lots of notables in that movie too,lou^.

Sounds more like an Al Pacino marathon.

Too senile entries here.

Wound up going to the bar in the middle, so I caught the first half of Serpico and last half of Dog Day. I like watching movies like these, because they remind me how far NYC has come since the 70's. Not that it doesn't have dirty cops and fags, just the look and feel of it.

America the Story of Us on History 2.

all star game

God Bless Ozzy Osbourne on Showtime.

not bad overall...it's produced by Sharon for Sharon but there's some pretty honest stuff in it. tommy lee has a really good story segment and Ozzys two kids come off as the pretentious ass wipes that you remember them as from the MTV show. what a couple of cunts those two kids are.

It was interesting. Seemed more real than the show...know what I mean? I bet that one kid ain't on his high horse anymore.

That said, the kid made the decision to not be a junkie anymore, not be a food junkie anymore, basically turned it all around in the space of about a year. Then boom...Michael J Foxxx is looking at him in the mirror. What a kick to the sack.

That kid has all sorts of tattoos, doesn't he? I wonder if stabbing and imbedding lots of possibly toxic ink into the largest organ of your body could perhaps, maybe cause some auto-immune disorders.

Getting excited about the Season 5 premiere of Breaking Bad this evening. This is one of the best shows ever made.

I was going to post the exact same thing. It's a great era for tv. Walt is one of the most compelling characters ever.

@steez. I'm honestly not sure about tattoos. I'd assume that he gets his work done at higher end shops, and the hygiene in tattooing has come pretty far in the last 50 years or so. It's a legit question tho. Do they know what causes MS? Any fake doctors want to jump in?

Since it's storming outside, I'm relegated to watching another USA Network marathon of:

Breaking Bad is perfectly cast. I was reading the backstory on the development of the series. Very tortured as is the case with most of great entertainment. AMC originally wanted John Cusack or Matthew Broderick as Walt, they both passed. It was going to take place in Riverside, CA and the Walt character was going to be 40. It takes place in New Mexico because of production tax credits and the AMC people thought Walt needed to be 50 because a 40 y/o wouldn't be in such a desperate place. The use of character actors instead of stars makes the show much better. If there were any stars, I think that would detract from the quality. You could argue the Bryan Cranston is a star, but Malcolm in the Middle was about Malcolm, not Hal.

I think the cast and crew realized what they were creating and pulled out all of the stops. You go to work on the standard show, you just do a competent job to keep your job, but when you realize what this is about, you want to really step it up to make the whole greater than the parts. From the acting, writing, directing, cinematography, music, art direction, production design it is pretty damn near flawless.

I can't wait to see how Walt convinces Mike not to kill him. My favorite characters: Saul, Mike and Jesse.

The thing is Cranston is a character actor. The dentist on Seinfeld, Gus Grissom (astronaut?) in That Thing You Do. A ton of other stuff I'm too stoned to remember. Besides Walt, my favorites are Mike and Jesse. A ton of depth, especially Jesse, but subtle. And Walt, Jr. I'm not sure if the actor is disabled or not, but the fact they didn't go "full retard" makes even him compelling. Usually a disability is either full on retard, or at the very least the so sugary sweet innocent/ naive/ protected act. Every little victory garners an "Awww" from the audience. This character is a teenager, with all the self centered goofiness that comes with it. He's not protected from the world by his parents. Not more than any other kid, really. Save the scene in Season 1 when some school kids dumped on him in front of his parents in a clothing store. Walt going quiet serial killer on them was what a real dad would do if a bunch of assholes started shitting on his kid. I'm no fighter, but if a group of letterman jackets dumped on my kid in front of me, they'd know it was a mistake. It's that depth of character that makes the show. Fuck. Great show!

It was brilliant. Can't wait to see how Walt ended up in NH.

that show is:

I'm figuring the first scene is the last scene of the season. We're finished when I say we're finished.

Yeah, it wasn't quite as "Wtf" as the Season 3 introductions. I liked the Scarface reference at the end of the intro.

gonna start watching this for obvious reasons.miss advised.and finish watching the first season of the client list.stopped about halfway through.it got renewed for 13 eps.

The British Open

Pirates at Reds

I get home from work in time to catch Red Eye on FN. I love sophomoric humour. Fox News being worse than Hitler only makes it funnier.

fucking funny in one of the first eps of the season,nancy said"well i dont like mexicans either,i just got knocked up by one."

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Weeds-Mary-Louise-Parker-Finale-1050907.aspx

For a half-hour comedy, the mood on the final panel for Weeds at the Television Critics Association fall TV previews Monday was surprisingly somber as creator Jenji Kohan and the cast, particularly star Mary-Louise Parker, reflected on the last eight seasons. "I'm just proud of [Kohan] and everybody, and sad," said Parker, who said she didn't want to come to the panel. "All things have to end. I'm just proud of all of us. I think [Kohan] just made something amazing."

After spending season after season on the bubble between renewal and cancellation, Kohan said it was bittersweet going into this season knowing that it would be the last after writing so many possible series finales. "We knew it was the end just before the season started. I was very sad about that because it's been great and it's hard to let go of a good thing," Kohan said. "Once we got the news, I thought, 'Oh sh--, so many times we've written our ending not knowing what is coming next.'"

Showtime boss on Weeds, Big C endings and Dexter's "game-changing" season

As a result, Kohan promised that its last hurrah will be less of a cliff-hanger than in years past — like when Shane killed Pilar or when Nancy was arrested at the airport. "Because we were given the opportunity to know when we were ending, we're not cliff-hanging necessarily," she said. "We're sort of wrapping things up."

The cast is currently shooting the two-part series finale, which will air on Sept. 16. "I just cried when I read it. I think it's beautiful," Parker said of the episode. "I think she just managed to brings thing together in a way. ... She didn't make it a total happily-ever-after thing, but there was hope in it and there was some sort of benediction."

Weeds to end after upcoming season

Although Kohan and the cast offered very few teases about the finale, Kohan said that there will be encore appearances from several familiar faces from Weeds' long and very windy road. "We wanted to bring everyone we could back and everyone who said yes, we brought back," she said. "It's a trip down Memory Lane lined with all of our lovely characters from the past."

Over the years, the shift of characters and locales surprised and sometimes drew criticism from fans. In Season 4, Nancy and her children fled the little boxes of Agrestic for a San Diego border town near Mexico. In Season 6, the family traveled to Seattle before settling in New York City in Season 7. Kohan said she wouldn't have done it any other way. "I think we are around in Year 8 because we did change it up. I don't think we could have sustained eight years in the suburbs," Kohan said. "People's lives change and evolve and I think we reflected that in the show."

Weeds: Who shot Nancy Botwin?

It was this support from Showtime over the years that made it so tough to close the book on Weeds for good. "There's this nagging feeling that we'll never have it this good again because we were really given the freedom to do what we wanted to do," Kohan said. "I'm just so proud of it and emotional about the ending."

"What stayed consistent was the tone and the characters," Kohan added. "You could take them anywhere."

Parker, who teared up when her on-screen son Hunter Parrish referred to her as "Mom," said she felt Nancy Botwin had this same tenacity that the show displayed over the years and many changes. "She just keeps going. If there's something appealing about her, that's it," she said. "She just can't be defeated and she keeps trying."

After Weeds exhales its final puff, Parker is working on two films but said she hopes to take another stab at series television. "I'm going to look for another TV show because I like doing television. I like it more than film," she said. "Hopefully that will go for a while."

Weeds airs Sundays at 10/9c on Showtime.



basically the season is gonna be a lil longer than expected and some old faces from previous seasons are coming back.

I'm glad to see it go. In the real world U- turn would have killed her, raped her, killed her again, then had his boys rape her. A retard smile can only get you so far.

looks like a good smile to me.



but anyway i had to sit through letterman earlier this week to catch a rare tv interview of hers.she was looking pretty sexy and actually kind of dresses like her character.she said shes gonna do the sequel to red and another tv show.

She does nothing for me as a character or actress. To each his own, yes?

I'm hoping for addlepation at the end.

yes.and from the article it seems like theyre going to kind of wrap things up neatly.

I do like the bringing back older characters.

Romney @ RNC

Ditto. I know it gives you the heebies, but I have to admit that the hard working, better life for your kids, up by your bootstraps, faith and family, siss boom bah America stuff really works for me.

Who was the guy who introduced him? I came in at the end.

I could do without the faith and family part, but yeah.

If they start that censorship bullshit I'll not vote.

started watching this show last night called counting cars on the history channel.good older car customization show.in the first ep i watched they had elvira and she wanted the car from her movie from the 80s fixed up.she looked hot even without the elvira costume.i never knew she had freckle tits.

The family part comes with age, I think. At least it has with me. I take it a lot more seriously than I did before my dad died and before I became a father.

The faith is a bit more complicated. I'm always been pretty much an atheist, but I understand that people of faith are in my camp. That's just a reality. And frankly it bothers me when people of faith have their beliefs belittled so casually. Even Muslims. The relationship that people have with their God, Maker, Creator, whatever is as personal as it gets. Living in Northern Idaho puts you into contact with lots of Mormons. I'm talking mainstream LDS, not the offshoots. Sure, the Maroni thing is pretty weird, but you never find a mainstream LDS on welfare. They take care of each other.

The faith mixes with the family. I'd like my son to have God in his life. I'm not sure why, exactly. For whatever reason it seems to me not to be a bad thing. Socialization, morality...I don't know. I not only want him to have a better life than we have, but I also want him to be a better person than I am.

Any thoughts on the mid season finale of Breaking Bad? I am pissed I have to wait nine months for the follow up to Hank's discovery while he was sitting on the shitter. The producers joked and said it was an "OH SHIT" moment in more ways than one.

That show really knows how to pick music for its montage sequences. Crystal Blue Persuasion by Tommy James and the Shondells is the perfect song for that particular sequence That title sounds like the street name for Walter's blue meth.

Can anyone associated with this show ever top their own work in future projects? They have set the bar so high, I find hard to believe any other show can be the complete package like this one.

I didn't get the Hank's discovery thing. Isn't there one more ep before the break?

Season 1 of 24. I came in about Season 3, but never watched the first 2.

who knows where it's going kingfish. In the season opener Walt was back in town buying heavy artillery with a full head of hair and tipping a dennys waitress like there was no tomorrow. To quote a friend "Vince doesnt throw out red herrings" so you know someone has a day of reckoning coming. My guess is you'd need a big gun to take out a shooter like Hank.

He wasn't back in town, was he? Wasn't he in like Virginia or the east coast somewhere?

Watching Bill Clinton pull out the race card for all to see. From the same guy who said Obama would be carrying his bags however many years ago. Elder statesman, indeed.

I think he was back in town. The guy who sold him the heavy artillery was the same guy who sold him the pistol back when Walt realized that Gus might want to take him out.

yup nitne...same gun dealer. also when questioned by said dealer about the gun crossing state lines Walt makes a comment about it not leaving the county. It's New Mexico for sure.

Barry....Walt was carrying a NH id(hence the "live free or die" title), maybe thats what your thinking of?.

I can't disagree with any of that, and empathize. I think it comes with age. I was born and Christened Episcopalian, raised and "born again" and baptized Baptist and find myself not believing very much of it at all anymore. But I see the value in religion and a belief in a Maker. As far as the Bible goes, which half includes the Jews and all of it includes the Christians, I do not see anything wrong with a world that lives by the 10 commandments. Hard to find fault in any of those.

Growing up I never knew what we were. I actually thought we were Catholics for the longest time because we went to tons of their long ass weddings and funerals.

I see more value in Faith than I do religion, at least in my home. I understand the "crutch" metaphor and the last refuge of a scoundrel thing, but I think that's what Faith is supposed to be. And if you go through your life never needing a crutch or never needing refuge, bully for you. Frankly I'm envious of the shiny happy people who go through their lives a little happier because their Faith tells them, and they believe, that God doesn't give them anything they can't handle.

But to get back to my own home, my kid's "real" dad died when he was 2 1/2. He talks about his dad a lot, about God and Heaven. I don't have the Faith, I don't believe, but to tell a 3 year old that his dad is sitting in a box and that's it...well, it just seems right to tell what I believe is a little white lie. And I'll keep telling him is dad is in a better place, looking down on him. And if he continues to believe it as he gets older, I'll encourage it.

I say live and let live as long as you don't push your bullshit off on me and my family or use your "faith" to further a political agenda. I'm pretty sure people like Santorum piss off more christians than they do athiests.

But there's the rub. How do you not let your faith be a part of your political agenda...assuming you're a politician? That's some deep compartmentilisation (jondra) that I think most anyone have doing.

Apparently Rick Perry's pushing weed legalization as a states rights issue.

Redskins-Saints

RG3 is looking sharp. And that's a good thing, I so TOTALLY FUCKIN HATE the Saints!!!!!!

Drew who? RG3 baby!

Gonna watch Cards @ Dodgers

saw an episode of throwdown with bobby flay.had this tasty lil number lee ann whippen on.id like to have her sauce on my pulled pork and then have her lick it off.






final ep of weeds this weekend.

Why are all the "P"s backwards? Are they Qs? What the fuckin fuck?

I am so glad for Weeds to be done. 13 eps too many. I pray that UTurn comes back from the dead finish her off. Please, little baby Jesus, smite that cunt actress/ character with furious vengeance.

When does Dexter and Homeland start?

Both shows start on the 30th.

barry whatd you think of the finale of weeds last night?i thought it was kind of odd it takes place 10 years in the future.some of the advanced technology was kind of corny too.but it was nice seeing old characters and there was a good amount of laughs.but i guess there was really only so much else they could do with the show.i want to catch mary louise parkers next show,whatever it is.

10 yrs in the future?. fuhuuck that.

thanks for not posting a spoiler alert...really.

It is a derivative idea. Nip/Tuck did the same in the final episode.

i dont remember that.ive been meaning to rewatch nip/tuck on netflix.

and sorry lou.but i didnt really spoil what happened in their lives in the next 10 years.some pleasant surprises.

no I was really thanking you. I'm just going to skip the entire season. Thanks.

i say you should watch it.i think they did the best they could wrapping up the series in just one season.

Natasha Lyonne had a great cameo. Did they even mention Celia Hodes? We see Dean, hear that the kid had an addadicktome, but I must have missed the line about Celia.

It was strange. Cool futuristic gadgets, but apparently Chrysler 300s haven't changed at all. Doug Wilson's cult was great. No explanation why the Hot Deaf Girl hated MLP so much. Probably the same reason I do.

I was contrasting her and Walter White. The dynamic of Breaking Bad has changed because WW is obviously evil. But not that much more evil than MLP. She gets a pass because she sucks on a latte straw when she talks, bats her eyes and fucks everyone. I hate to turn off the disbelief suspension seasons ago because in the real world, the only way she'd have left Agrestic would've been in several trash bags.

1. Nip/Tuck sucked.

2. It was 7 years in the future.

There is a line about her hatred. She feels Nancy robbed Silas of his youth.

That makes sense. My whore ex- SO stopped watching about halfway through Season 2 because Nancy was becoming a bad mother. A literal whore said this.

great analysis.but the 300s can be explained by the fact that not everyone is going to be driving the latest cars in the future.and i agree with whoever said natasha lyonne had a great cameo as a whore.not the first time she played one either.there was some movie about a hotel where she was a local one.

jig what didnt you like about nip/tuck?

A retired cop on the take with a current cop on the take? They'd be driving something newer. With great mustache comes great responsibility.

with a great moustache comes the first blood splattered spic.

Anyone checked out Dexter this season?. Thoughts?.

I dunno. It's all very awkward. Not bad, just awkward.

Same as last season then...thanks Barry.

Cards @ Giants, recording the debate.

well played Chuck...
you'd have to be one sick fuck to be tuning in to the debate with baseball and MNF on.

caught up with Dexter and its pretty fucken good.
Homeland is slow as fuck but that's how that show is. It's like 24 for the autistic.

The Walking Dead is where it's at you dirty fucken freaks.

Glad someone brought up Homeland. Why the fuck would the bad guys send a super highly placed asset on a milk run to move a low level asset. Especially a low level asset with the Agency literally on his heels.

Just finished first season of Arrested Development. Never got into it when it ran. Really enjoyed it.

I'll be surprised if that show makes it through another season. you can tell they're on their heels writing wise already so they'd better have some tits, lesbians, and violence in store or they're done.

Switching back and forth on Netflix between nip/tuck and sons of anarchy.

I can easily sit down and watch a season of Arrested Development on a lazy Sunday.

@lou I think you're right, but I don't want to believe it. The first season rocked, but the sending him on errands just killed the suspending reality for me.

I ran out of SOA seasons on Netflix so I'm thinking of jumping ahead and watching the newest season OnDemand. I miss it.

do it lou^.

Just started watching this one. Professor said that is it a good movie:

Awesome docuentary on Jeff Lynne from ELO/Wilbury's/etc. Mr. Blue Sky: The Jeff Lynne Story

nice^

First three episodes of The Pacific are on hbo right now.

Getting ready for a romp with my Roku. Netflix and the maybe Fyre TV.

Last night I watched my friend Bill's debut in the new season of Moonshiners. He's the one helping build an underground still below the bluegrass stage.

I'm actually enjoying this season of homeland. I have it right up there with the walking dead.

Oh, I'm enjoying it. That was just a really huge plot hole for me. But, I guess I never have worked for a terrorist organization. I suppose if they were like any of the non- profits I've worked for, any kind of idiocy is possible.

regarding homeland... I was way more wrong than you Barry.

The Walking Dead....Rick is having a fight club moment. Sho nuf(?) called it.

Life in a Russian Shithole:

Parks and Recreation. Ben is on a Valentine's Day scavenger hunt Leslie set him up on. Ron and Andy help him solve the clues.

Boardwalk Empire followed by Walking Dead and Roku a bit later.

The Girlfriend Experience on Cinemoi

Seriously? That will bum me. I'm watching it in a few minutes.

I stumbled on the Israeli series Homeland is based on. Haven't watched it yet, but maybe over Thanksgiving. Wait. Rocky and Bullwinkle marathon on...CN...I think.

How do you mean wronger than me? And is that possible?

Nope.

This really made me laugh- thanks for that Barry. I honestly believe you were parodying your role as the board stoner. Distracted by the Cartoon Network. But parody or not it is funny as Hell.

A docu called Absinthe. Netflix.

I was and wasn't. Seriously, we're talking Rocky and Bullwinkle here. But a Band of Brothers, Story of Us or Twilight Zone marathon would distract me from R&B. Plus I realized Go Go Gophers weren't part of the R&B franchise.

hey don't click this thread on Sundays unless you want shit spoiled. I fucked up posting stuff in the shout box but you cunts are responsible for what you click on in the forums.

I barely bitched when I was a soa noob and everyone went balls out with every imaginable detail about upcoming eps without posting spoiler alerts.

@ Barry ....wronger than you meant I started the theory so doom on me.

I need to stay off facebook on Sundays due to my friends watching the first showing of Walking Dead and delivering a lot of spoilers. I watch Boardwalk first then the second showing of Dead.

I don't mind spoilers at all. Even if I know what's going to happen, the real enjoyment is seeing how they present it.

I was more bummed that the phone was his sanity. After seeing it, tho, it works just fine with me.

Two weeks behind of SOA, except the last fifteen minutes of last week.

I'm not bitching about spoilers either. If I see something I like I'll watch it two or three times anyways.

Same, Barry. That's how I feel.

When Opie met his destiny, all the boards were talking how sad it was, how it was so emotional, so well crafted. When I finally watched it, it just wasn't.

what the hell happened the last 15 mins of last nights episode?i fell asleep while watching.i was just resting my eyes.

Honestly, I was so drunk last nite, I couldn't tell you. What I can remember is Jax sat everyone down and told them all of Clay's sins.

I'm honestly lost. I've only seen about 15 minutes of the 2 previous eps.

New brothel/ porn studio. Very upscale. A platoon of bikers in full colors in the lobby. Mexican bangers disagreeing in the alley. Yeah, that's how I want my legal gray area income stream operating.

ill sum it up.they get there and the pimps crew from the old neighborhood are pissed and need guns to secure their biz.jax offers them a deal on the guns.they double cross them(the spics) and shoot at them instead of giving them the money.the sons hop in the wagon and shoot back and kill a few of them.juice gets the clay papers that show hes the cocksucker theyve always known him to be,only he doesnt seal the bolt completely and clay finds out.jax gets some sons at the clubhouse to go to clays.then i fell asleep.oh jax also confronts juice about being a rat after juice goes to his house in the morning.they work it out but jax still kind of plans on having him dealt with i think.jax also gets picked up by the fed spics guys and they arent happy he didnt kill juice yet.

before this the previous ep was about finding and killing the mulatto(who seemd darker in county lol) that bashed opies head with the pipe.only thing is he bought protection from the dirty bastards(or whatever their name is;side note: some of that club members are played by an actual mc),and one of them is his cousin.they work out a meeting but the mulatto gets spooked and runs.they all chase him and its the sons,the bastards,and the mulatto.jax promises not to pop him to his cousin again.says he just wants the other names.mulatto knows a couple last names and only first names on the others.then either chibbs or jax pops him in the head and chibs puts more in his head just to make a point.they find a number to make it right with the bastards i believe.

oh shit also forgot after terra and ottos lil assisted jerk session,she goes back and brings him karas cross he asked for.he asks for a second alone,then rings the buzzer.he says he wants to leave and the appointment is done,punches the male orderlys balls,undoes his other arm and punches the nurse and slams her head on the wall.after that he stabs her in the neck with the cross.he did this so his testimony in the rico case wouldnt be good anymore.but now terras fucked because she brought him the cross.knowingly or not shes an accessory to murder.

after this otto is put into solitary and a guard brings food and let what appears to be an inmate hit otto with a nightstick and beat him(with his fists).this same asshole(played by the dad from grounded for life;loved the wifes tits on that show btw) comes into the visiting room to see otto but dressed as a civilian.otto thinks its funny until he reveals hes not a fed or cop.its going to be interesting what else they reveal about this guy and what he does to otto but he said hes going to make the remaining months of his life a living hell.

also clay thinks jax might be the rico rat after talking to an inmate that says ottos been on the row the whole time.

Donal Lougue is the beating up Otto guy. Who the fuck does he work for?

My girl said the nurse killing scene was really brutal.

Sutter plays Otto really well. He's a scuzzy fucker in the real world too.

i dont know but he claims to be a civilian and has a hard on for otto.do tell about sutter.

Well, I'm still convinced Jimmy Smits is up to no good. His turn will be ultra shocking. I can just feel it.

Just watched The Dark Knight Rises. It's the worst Batman movie from the last 3.

You should try watching it in a theatre...in Denver.

Just watched 9th Company:

Top Chef and The Next Iron Chef. Morons arguing about food.

OSU-vs-Team up North

watched a couple hours of christmas specials on the travel channel.they showed all sorts of christmas displays,candy,ornaments,and random stuff from all over the country.the hammonds candy factory reminded me of being a kid during christmas and there always being a ribbon candy dish(the good kind) and a dish of assorted nuts to snack on.i told my mom about it and she said well get some of the ribbon candy for the holidays to add to the staples of nuts and the three popcorn,popcorn tins.

Bowl of ice cream, fresh fat sack from the Bongos and the Walking Dead on the big screen. I wonder what the 3rd World is doing?

wishing they had all of the above.

Liz and Dick on Lifetime. Yep, as bad as they say.

Great Boardwalk Empire tonight too. Building up for season finale next week.

UK Channel 4's Peep Show started its 8th season last Sunday. I have been watching the new episodes. Love this show. Too bad there are only 6 episodes per season.

Daves old porn w/ Vanessa Del Rio guest

that's been a good show. Artie Lange was excellent. solid perv that guy.
the one before it had rogan and Ginger Lynn and I hear that Marc Maron
will be on with Christy Canyon.

The concept of the show's really dated, almost boring.
DMT reset blah form a while ago - one search and it was clear that the guy with the sensory deprivation chamber was blurping about it sometime. At least he went to critically obvious places when Sam Harris was on.

Errr dude ... the subject matter is the 70s. You expecting a CGI enhanced reality gonzo fuckfest bukkakke ? it's all about the nostagleeuh.

With mores to match. Nah, thanks.

Is this a new season? Is VDR, by the exacting standards of frankie and me, still bangable?

judging by the trailer for the season,yes.

I was hoping BillFromIraq would be on with Christy Canyon.

anybody else been watching american horror story?i caught up on the three eps i missed and oh shit every episode has been good with lots of tittie twisters for all.it was a little confusing at first when they jumped around time in the last ep though.how many more episodes are there this season?

TVRage.com usually knows.

thanks darkness.

The Office. I don't get it. This is boring as shit. The only entertainment on here is Dwight and the older red haired English chick. Sorry, tried seeing what all the hoopla was about.

VDR is indeed still bangable. Her boobs are bodacious as fuck. She is great to follow on twitter; follows me, has responded to me often and retweeted me some. Seka the same ! I guess once they found out I was an old fart too they felt comfortable.

The Office was funnier a couple seasons ago.

I've been watching Mankind on History channel. I love that shit.

Vanessa is still fuckable, but IMO Seka either is older than VDR or hasn't aged as gracefully. Could be an ethnic thing. Seka is an Anglo-Saxon and Vanessa of course is Latina, and Latinas seems to hold their looks a bit better than gringas.

I think bigger versus skinnier is in there too. Since VDR was always a bigger built girl, seeing her get a little bigger with age is no huge thing.

Good point. Seka's face really show her age, but given that she is prolly well into her 50s that is only natural.

I'd still be there.

Reno 911

I am watching this guy talk, already watched 20 episodes in the past 2 days and there are at least 46 of them:

just a lil heads up,theres two back to back brand new eps of the league tonight.so grab your mr mcgibblets doll and snuggle up to watch it.



shiva blast to this

and

I dunno. Certainly not unattractive. Seka, VDR and I are all 58.

I've been watching the new roku 2 xs a lot this week. Much faster than my older models.

What was your old model?

The XDS. They don't update or support them anymore. Still works ok but more glitchy.

OK. I'm fairly well convinced that it's the end of the fucking world. I was watching the 12/12/12 concert and it sucked ass. I'm a huge Bruce Springsteen fan and he started off the show and sucked. He's not supposed to ever start off any show, btw. Bruce Springsteen is always the closing act on any show he takes part in.

I feel this show was just more about Obama supporters coming together to put on a concert together than it was about raising money for the hurricane Sandy relief effort. I swear there was a logo onscreen during the first part of the show with imagery that came straight from the red bars at the bottom of the Obama logo...... OK, I Googled that shit:





Then Roger Waters came out and he also sucked ass. And I'm a huge fan of his as well. The only good part was Eddie Vedder joining in on Comfortably Numb.

And for some reason, the next act was..... Adam Sandler????

Maybe it's because Gilmour and Waters started going Kurt and Courtney before I ever saw Floyd live but I thought Roger was pretty good. I thought it was odd to sing a song about the overvaluation of money at a charity concert where the goal is to raise money and I didn't need to see the return of the stupid slogan in large block font 1980s t-shirts during that bizarre stage show on Another Brick but overall I was impressed. It also shows that Bon Jovi is no dummy.

Concert promoter: Okay Jon you are slotted right after Vedder and Waters do Comfortably Numb.

JBJ: I'll tell you what. Sandler is a NY guy. I'll cut You Give Love a Bad Name and let him come out and do his thing for five minutes or so before I go out. I'd hate to see him not get any stage time.

John Bon Jovi is no dummy at all. Somehow he's a icon. Good for him. He seems like a decent enough guy.

Springsteen isn't an artist anymore. He's a singer/ politician. His message is what's important. Entertaining you is not important. It's part of the odd love affair between artists and the Establishment. You're never as passionate as when you're rebelling. When you're hosting the First Family in the Vineyard, you can only put so much heart into barefoot girls sittin on the hood of a Dodge drinkin warm beer in the soft summer rain. It matters not if it's one of the best lines of modern rock music. You're rubbing elbows with the Big Man and Barack.

Then look at the Stones. Sure, it's awkward to watch, but those fuckers have their hearts in it. Charlie Watts is 138 fucking years old and still plays better than Ringo ever did.

Brilliant. Which one was which?

I agree to an extent on Springsteen but if you don't care about entertaining your audience you are an idiot if you are still doing four hour shows. His best songs (1975-1985) always had some politics involved in them but the politics were part of the backdrop or setting of the song and not the entire song. The focus of The River was not about how the Republicans are screwing the working class, it was about the narrator of the song and the girl he knocked up. Born in the U.S.A. wasn't about the plight of Vietnam veterans everywhere it was about the plight of one particular veteran. Now he is nowhere near as subtle as he was back then. I'd still want to catch his show if he ever came into town though. I still have a lot more respect for him than I do for that doucebag Kanye West or even McCartney when he gets on one of his vegetarianism soapboxes.

Waters=Kurt Gilmour=Courtneyy (albeit a Courtneyy that could actually play a guitar)

Waters always seemed more whiny than Gilmour and I think Gilmour wanted to shoot Waters more than Waters wanted to shoot Gilmour.

Watere was the painter, the artiste'. Gilmour was the businessman.

With Springsteen I don't think it's even conscious on his part. He's always thought of himself as Woody Guthrie, or even a singing Steinbeck. But neither of them breathed the rarified air that Bruce breathes now.

I think it's more that Waters wanted to make "works of art" and Gilmour wanted to play rock & roll. Which is probably a function of Waters being whinier.

waters had some real issues that were far beyond the reach of his days pharmaceuticals. he did the best he could and he did it well.

Myfreecams best entertainment on the web...Loads of quality Eastern Euros, Russians, Chinese, South American(Colombian heavy) whores who will molest themselves to frothy ends for free...(don't have to tip if you don't want). Don't care for the Americans to much because of hillbilly mutt genetics, talkie talkie, pussy of gold syndrome, and they all seem to be tweeked out...

^^^Don't you get tired of talking to yourself?

Ahhh... let him be J.B.

I had 22 unassisted tackles in one game wearing that jersey in his avatar. Each of his posts reminds me of one of my glory days.

Alright. I don't need to pile on the already beaten.

didn't know they had pewwee football with leather helmets...

what a yabbo talking about his glories days of being 12 years old..

what a insufferable loozer

Says the guy with the avatar of the "loozer".

Rents due. Pay up.

another old man saying... didn't barnye fife say that in an episode of andy griffith.

The thread is about "whatcha watchin?"

Got anything for that or are you going to just stroll along?

Your act is beyond tired. Do you need time to think things over?

Is that a threat? Who cares. For the record I responded with Watcha watchen oand you little cuntz started rallying on me. I go back at you and wind you up. Then you cry. Now your threatening...

what a Fuck Twat.

I suddenly have this guy as one of Franks neighbors.

You care.

Now, what are you watching?

You at the moment I put up the avatar months ago. I did nothing to draw attention to who it was. Your little ego and low intellect is what compelled you start howling about it. Just so you could let others here in on more of your real life that as a 12 year old pasty redneck hillbilly boy in the 1930's you had exactly 22 unassisted tackles of other pasty redneck hillbilly racist 12 year old boys. The mere fact that you have and EGO about anything on this board says more about your collective loozerdom than anything I could ever write.

So you chose "think things over".

Good choice.

Damn.

Edit: He doesn't disappoint:

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=577122#Post577122

Is this a game show called Idle threats?

Bwahahahahahah

LOL!

i like this last whore.

Baseball marathon on the MLB Channel.

It's a Wonderful Life on dvr. People smoking in public. Cocktails at work. The town whore not being gangraped nightly. The townsmen all at the bar on Christmas Eve. I'm drunk, high, maudlin and will cry at the end.

I'm on my second time through the USA Network's Indiana Jones marathon. I don't know if I'm thumbs up or down on the Crystal Skull one. First time I ever saw more that a few fleeting minutes of it, and I was in and out of it. Raiders 2x in one day is cool though. I'd so totally bone a feisty, early 80's Karen Allen.

Watching 'Resident Evil: Retribution.' There's a hot Asian assassin chick in this one. I'd fuck her.

Shocking.

Victoria's Secret 2012 fashion show. The models sure look very sexy.

I'm going to start my 3rd attempt to make it through Lincoln as I fall asleep on the couch. Movie is OK so far. Well acted, I'm just up to the debates starting in the House.

I LOVE Academy Award screener season.

Eh. Lincoln was OK, worth watching. Best Picture, like the hype was saying? Only if it is a weak year and only cause the bed wetting liberals that form the majority of the Academy would vote for it. I could see Daniel Day Lewis getting Best Actor, as I liked his portrayal, but I really don't think I saw enough out of Sally or Tommy Lee Jones to get them a statue. It'll prolly pick up some cheap ones like Costume Design and that crap.

As far as historical accuracy, no clue and could care less. It is a movie, anything in it that was historically accurate should be considered an accident.

I wouldn't mind seeing a U.S. Grant movie. Drunken hijinks around the White House could be entertaining.



Next up:

Jack Black should play Grant.

Just Saw Zero Dark Thirty.

First 120 minutes is nauseatingly badly acted(why is the President from Baltestar Galactica talking with a hard to place southern accent?) Incoherently written(jumping from local to local from year to year with no structure... its shows that it was one of those movies written "on the fly") The CIA station chief is a trope of the Police Captain that's at odds with his best detectives...

The only redeeming portion of the film is the last 30 minutes when they go "Zero dark thirty" to get BinLaden which is so well done its worth having to sit through the cinematic "water board" that is the firs 2/3 of this movie.

I don't know why anybody is getting Oscar buzz for anything in this film other than patriotism.

If you watch Homeland then pass this up because nothing covered in this movie hasn't been better portrayed than in Homeland...

MTV's "Buckwild" should be called "Tits & Rednecks."

I caught a couple of minutes of it. Meh. I did like the big grain truck swimming pool, tho.

Might as well combine this with the latest movie watched thread IMO.

Night of the Sexual Demons aka Night of the Damned
Slow but lots of nudity.
IMDB link


Zombie A-hole on Midnight Pulp a Roku channel. Surprisingly entertaining for one of this ilk.

so ive been watching american horror story asylum and it seems like they ran out of ideas towards the end of the season.i remember just the first couple episodes it had so much going for it.overall id say it was good but they shouldve cut it off earlier.

Banshee started on Cinemax Friday night. Was good so far.

Saw the ad last night. Looks like good stuff.

Just watched episode 1 of Carrie Diaries.

Started taking advantage of my dormant Netflix account and got hooked (for some unexplainable reason) on these BBC produced travel series. Nothing very exceptional about any of them, but they were interesting enough that I sat through several hours in a row.

Started out with:



Then onto the whole Palin series (there are several different series), currently on this one:



I have the unsettling urge to visit Eastern Europe--and not just to whoremonger.

the taste i think its called.it has nigella,anthony bourdain,and two other famous chefs;one from san diego that has five sucessful restaurants.anyway they pick teams based on a spoonful of a dish prepared by a chef.in later episodes theyll blindly(again)judge dishes but the twist is they dont know if its someones on their teams dish.

but back to what i was getting at.this one asshole decided to make mole.now if you know what mole looks like you know that was a bad idea.nigella put that shit in her mouth and couldnt stop about how horrible it tasted and it seemd like she almost blurted out a couple times that she thought it was shit on that spoon.needless to say that guy didnt make the cut.





now mole actually doesnt taste bad.its an acquired taste and after it grows on you its quite good.not something youll want to eat all the time,but still.i recommend you try it at least once.

also panzer(the domain fondler),im sure with all those sites youve been buying shemale and enema porn is well along the lines.you could sub mole sauce for poop in your schizen films.

you have to sign in but they show the mole part

They obviously made a shitty mole, no pun intended. Doesn't traditional mole have over 25 ingredients? You have to be a pretty accomplished chef who's well versed in Mexican cuisine to crank out an acceptable mole. Rick Bayless made a batch once on Top Chef Masters, and the judges were creaming their collective drawers/panties over it. Bayless said that it's taken 20+ years to perfect the recipe.

i think the guy was just an at home chef.but im thinking even the greatest mole wouldnt have pleased the panels palettes.especially nigella who looked at the spoon like it was shit.

The Liquidator

It's a show based in BC about a guy who owns a liquidation warehouse who wheels and deals with anyone who phones him or comes to his warehouse with product with a deal on merchandise they can't sell. He also works with bailiffs who have to clear leasers who haven't paid their rent to sell whatever assets are left in the business premises.

Unfortunately, it's just a Canadian show, but it's really amusing as the owner Jeff Schwarz is a very entertaining guy. I'm not sure if he's jewish, but in one episode, he seems to get jewed by a jew, so it's pretty confusing, yet still entertaing.

Again, with it being a Canadian show, I'm not sure if any cable network in the states has picked it up, and on the Canadian network's website, http://www.oln.ca/details.php?id=128 , there doesn't seem to be playable episodes, at least from my cursory glance, and even if there were it would probably need some Canadian proxy.

Great program.

An ep and a half into 1600 Penn. Not terrible for major network. It's certainly not That's My Bush, but it's nice to see a human running the White House.

Anybody catch Banshee last night. Lots of fairly explicit sex and the leading chick did full on frontal nudity. Funny thing is most of the chicks in that show have small breasts.

There's porn for nudity, too.

Just finished watching:





Just started watching:

ive been watching the following and the americans,but im thinking both of these shows are big jerk offs that arent gonna go anywhere.

The public argument between the LDMC and Sutter amused the nation and promoted the show for almost a week. Sutter thought the Discovery show was exploiting his FX show so he tweeted: “watched DEVIL’S RIDE. probably get in trouble for saying this, but I’m pretty sure my SOA actors could kick the shit out of this ‘real’ MC.”

A The Devils Ride cast member then told TMZ “I am concerned that Kurt’s creative mind is stuck in make-believe land with his recent comment on Twitter. Here’s a reality check for ya Kurt…. I am sending a personal invitation to your pretty-faced Kurt Cobain look-alike star Jax (portrayed by Charlie Hunnam) to come down to San Diego and prove your point. And tell him to wear those shiny white kicks too. I hope he’s a size 11, I could use some new shoes.”
Sutter tweeted back, “the reality is that hunnam is probably the toughest fucking dude on my set. newcastle street kid. he’s the last guy I’d ever pick to fight.”
So everybody on television has demons. Everybody who plays an outlaw on television is a bad ass.
Sutter went on to tweet, “i know devil’s ride has exploited SOA and is now using me for more exposure” and “LACTATING DEVILS, fake MC is now threatening actors. wow, they are so fucking BADASS. gigiddy. TMZ you complete me.”
Then, that tempest in a teapot ended as quickly as it began. Sutter has denied any hidden interest in The Devils Ride.

The best known example of tensions between the Laffing Devils and members of other motorcycle clubs was a fight on May 12 between Deron Jaffe, a member of the Peckerwoods Motorcycle Club, and two patched members and one supporter of the Laffing Devils. Jaffe explains, “I was defending myself against three of them and since I’ve seen them committing felonies on television, with no backlash from the police, I felt threatened by this self-admitted outlaw motorcycle gang.” Jaffe also has stated that the two patched Laffing Devils voluntarily surrendered their cuts to him with the understanding that they would be returned to their chapter president. Jaffe was arrested on two counts of suspicion of robbery and two counts of assault and battery. And, since he is a member of a motorcycle club that does not have its own television show Jaffe was also hit with five gang enhancements. So far the case has cost him about $25,000. He is currently free on a $276,000 bond.
One obvious question is which of the Laffing Devils pressed charges against Jaffe. Which raises a second question about whether a real motorcycle club handles its own business or has the police handle their business for them. And, a third question – did the Laffing Devils avoid gang enhancement charges by voluntarily removing their cuts before they fought Jaffe?
Meanwhile, in the other reality, the reality that is not all about empty materialism, the Peckerwoods Motorcycle Club will hold a fund raising party for Jaffe on Saturday, June 23 at Lacey J’s Saloon and Grille in Santee California. The bar is at 8861 North Magnolia in Santee. The party costs $25 to attend. About his current encounter with television reality, Jaffe has said, “There is no justice. Just us.” Multiple attempts by this page to talk to any current member of the Laffing Devils, cast members of the show and employees of Bischoff Hervey Entertainment Television have been ignored so it is unclear at this time whether members of the Laffing Devils will attend the fundraiser or whether the production company plans to send a camera crew.

from: http://www.agingrebel.com/5996

i had a feeling that show and mc were bullshit.one of them tried clawing at credibility:

http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/07/devils-ride-sandman-robert-johnston-arrested-knife-burglary/

The stuff that they show in the gym:

I rewatched a couple of eps of Devil's Ride this weekend. I don't know the history of the LDMC, but I doubt it goes back to the 50s like the HA or to the 60s like most of the 1%er clubs. This is a phenom of fairly well paid blue collar types playing cops and robbers dress up games. The guy talking about the LD committing felonies on camera just isn't accurate. Outside of some scuffles and impaired driving, there were no felonies. Just tough talk and the suggestion there was "stuff" going on. In reality, these were Rotarians on Harley Davidsons.

That reminds me of Speed Racer.

A guy I went to college with claims his dad was the one who got Trans-Lux to bring the original series to the US.

The Ben Show on Comedy Central. I hate to admit it, but it's pretty solid.

i saw the premiere of hannibal last night.i wont be watching it again.

The Ben Show this week had a great Hooker bit with porn girl Hailey Holiday. It also had another episode of "Todd Bridges Animated Crack Stories" which is the funniest thing on TV right now. If you go to Comedy Central you can watch the animated clips for free. They're about 2 mins each.

We caught the first two eps of the Following and I wasn't all that thrilled. But we sat and watched maybe 6 of them last weekend. Hooked. Bacon is fantastic. It's very 24, in that everyone is suspect and no one seems to be immune from death. I have a couple of minor issues. I think an elegant serial killer needs a name with more panache than "Joe". The Poe thing got old fast, but that's sort of in the background now.

I think I may give the Amerikans and Revolution another shot.

Revolution appeared to be one more okayish formulaic show from around the JJ Abrams people.

The main whore can't pull it out of her ass for long and it gets bad here and there, broken surfer flower look or not.

The main MILF seems to get carted from Lost to V and elsewhere and everywhere they shut down shop sooner or later, so they might not drag this shit out like Lost, which was fucked out after season two or so and became more and more ridiculous each episode.


I guess if they style up the clichés in The Americans properly, that might have more potential.

The retro shit's worn out soon, too, I guess.

Sci-Fi is expensive unless it's all Falling Skies dark future thrift.

Holy fuck. Thank you.

the americans sucked shit.i stopped watching after 3 or so episodes.

The whole sleeper cell thing really works for me. I was hoping it would be good.

Pirates @ Dodgers Vin Scully

Ed Wood.

is it because of the accent of hannibal's character? I had trouble hearing him too

I've enjoyed the Following so far.

A day in late in my reply but the final round of the Masters. Can't blame Cabrera for going for the green on 13 at the time but if he was going to miss that shot he had to miss it long and left, not short and right. Pure brass second shot on 18 by him though. Playoff could have gone either way though I am surprised that Adam Scott won this by making two clutch putts when he couldn't putt the ball in a manhole on the rest of the course yesterday. Final note I'm looking to start a business partnership with Brandt Snedeker for a signature line of bacon flavored golf gloves.

Just finished watching Wreck-It Ralph, so I ordered the art book of it.

Just watched Wreck-It Ralph again but the Russian version with Blu-Ray quality.

In the russian version is everything outdated and broken?

... and dominated by Oligarchs. It's just too real.

Felix uses a golden hammer and sickle and everything is still broke after he fixes it.

The Jesenlick Offensive. Very funny.

alphas.this is a groundbreaking show on a type of people known as alphas.it has great casting,acting,and the plot is something out of this world.some assholes would say this is a rip off of xmen,but those guys are pretentious,senile,loserles assholes that love the cock and dont respect a true god.anyway,the first season is so good i just found out there was a second,so i might have to buy it on dvd.

rose is an undeniably good whore..

Awaiting the conclusion of The Following.

I've developed a taste for elfish firecroth Valorie Curry.

Watched "The Vikings" and "Game of Thrones" today.

Jimi Hendrix: The Guitar Hero

I watched about 8 episodes of Vice online and thought it was great. It's an HBO series, but is pretty easy to find online.

The Hendrix one got passed my way, but I haven't watched it yet.

Gonna watch the Yankees at Oakland. DirecTV Extra Innings rocks.

Dragnet reruns. Love love love that shit.

World War Z -
You'll be safe with Brad Pitt.

Anybody see the Arrested Development? My expectations were pretty low, but i think it was pretty good. A bit more slapstick than I was hoping, but I've gotten good giggles from the 5 eps I've watched so far.

Never liked it !

i get that. Lots of people didn't. Like Jericho and Nowhere Man. Just weird enough to captivate some and turn some off.

Hot damn!

Irreverent hosers Ricky, Julian and Bubbles will be back for another season of park pranks, but this time on the Internet.

Trailer Park Boys stars Robb Wells, John Paul Tremblay and Mike Smith say they’ve acquired the rights to the hit Canadian comedy franchise from the show’s original producers.

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/tel...o_internet.html


CanHead

^^Hell yeah! ^^

Watched the first 4 or 5 eps of Falling Skies. Really enjoying this season so far.

Ray Donovan, The Killing, and got True Blood Dvr'ed last night. Also have several eps. of Falling Skies to watch.

Just realized Ray Donovan's wife is played by Paula Maclomson who played the whore Trixie on Deadwood [HBO]. She's the one I say looks like she could be Gen's older sis.

Heh, that is how I refer to that actress- Trixie the whore, she was also on a poor season of Sons of Anarchy

Beware of Mr. Baker on Showtime. A documentary on Ginger Baker, drummer and founder of supergroups Cream and Blind Faith.

^Good?

Interesting. He is his own worst enemy. Basically invented heavy metal, supergroups and discovered the African sound in Nigeria in the 1970s when that was an incredibly dangerous place to be, way before Paul Simon, David Bryne, etc. Pissed away his money every time he got it (he had an addiction to raising Polo ponies) and was an on and off smack head for decades.

I did not realize he had a very intense love/hate relationship with Jack Bruce. Eric Clapton was caught in the middle and got sick of it. Both Clapton and Bruce are in the film. None of his groups lasted more than one or two years. I believe Blind Faith (also with Clapton after Cream) had only one studio album.

It is full of pretty big name people. He influenced Neil Pert, Lars Ulrich, the dude from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Shit, this is something def on my watch list. Just moved and no showtime. Either way, seems like a vid that should come to me rather than one i should seek out.

One, yes. And there's some live concert in London's Hyde Park floating around you tube.

Check out Sunrise on the Sufferbus by Masters of Reality. Great 90s era Ginger album with some of the guys who went on to be part of Queens of The Stone Age/Eagles of Death Metal/etc.

Good enough for me. On my list.

Phil Mickelson kick the rest of the field in the junk on the back nine to win The Open.

Watched the Canadian rarity Sexcula. Odd horro/porn parody. A bunch of one and done players and pretty terrible but in a good way. 1974

House of Cards. It is very well done. I am finishing up episode 10 right now. If you like good drama, this is worth the watch. It really kicks in around the third or fourth episode.

Orange is the New Black.

But listening to Assemblage 23.

The IT crowd. Good, harmless, british nonsense.

That is up for me in the next couple of weeks.

I enjoyed that a couple of years ago. If you want to watch great British nonsense: Peep Show which you can catch on Hulu. It takes of couple of episodes to find its way, but once it does there is some incredibly funny stuff in it.

Thanks, king, I'll have to give it a shit. Don't really know what it is about those shows that appeal to me. I guess I like them because they're not trying to insult my intelligence with all the "hip" or "relevent" humor you find in so many shows and movies these days. Just silly nonsense on a more base level and none of that "ooo ooo I get that reference" shit.

**i'm on mobile and went to change shit to shot, but fuck it, i like it like that.**

Enjoying the genius of Walt's "confession" on the latest episode of Breaking Bad. People will analyze this series like the Zapruder film in film schools for years to come. Talk about the perfect storm of brilliant talent in front of and behind the camera on that show.

I watched maybe 10 minutes of it the other night. In the middle of the desert scene.

I honestly think it's the best show ever.

Pinkman is spinning right off the planet.

No idea where it'll all end up.

It is a fun ride. They are going to have the final episode at the Hollywood Forever cemetery with Aaron Paul and other cast members in person. I am thinking of going if it isn't sold out. I can't get any actual information on their website about the event.

Go if you can. That'd be cool as shit.

This movie:

Three seasons of Archer until the Giants game.

Just finished The Killing last week. Good detectivey stuff, although kinda' drawn out.

Anybody else having audio problems with Breaking Bad? I have to turn my television up to insane volume levels to hear their goddamn whisper conversations then the next scene will be a speaker cracking car driving down the road. It's really fucking irritating.

A lot of shows seem that way. I just figured it was me. They're probably mixed HD or some shit.

You watching BB on Netflix Fartz?
Last night: Boardwalk Empire, Ray Donovan and the White Queen. Football most of the day earlier.

It looks as if this thread has sort of turned into the movie watched thread also so......
Watched Prometheus the other night on one of the movie channels. The good thing about never reading the reviews and previews about a movie is it leaves you open for surprise. I figured it was a decent film but it turned out for me to be great. I didn't even know it was Alien episode 0. Much more hardcore sci fi than the other Alien movies as I thought they were more creature feature horror movies than anything else. Really enjoyed it.

Not the current season obviously. I just wish they'd quit having goddamn whisper conversations. My closed captioning lags behind, so I have to use the volume to hear that shit. And don't even get me started on how the commercials are always six hundred fucking times louder than the show.

Check your television menu for a sound leveling option. Even cheaper models have them these days. Keeps the audio between programs and commercials at an even level.

^^Mine is numbered. It was set at 0. I moved it to -7. It makes no sense.

That sound a bit more like lip sync level.

I remeber reading an article or hearing a newsbit about how the FCC were looking into the whole super fucking loud commercial thing at one point. Either nothing came of it, or I was extremely high on some recreational substance and it never happened.

You shouldn't be hearing any more loud commercials, thanks to our gubment.

http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/PLAW-111publ311/pdf/PLAW-111publ311.pdf

No longer interested in subliminal messages I assume.
Watched Jack Reacher last night. Enjoyable but cliched. I like Cruise better now that hes not such a pretty boy. More gritty and wrinkly in the hero role and more believable. 3 out of 5.
That big tittied gal in it was awesome.

latest breaking bad for the second time...

We have a new channel that's all 60s and 70s stuff. Dragnet, Twilight Zone, Bonanza. Watched Gilligan's Island and now Hogan's Heroes. Really brilliant stuff.

ME tv? I watch that shit too. Sat nights it's Lost in Space followed by original Star Trek. Late night weekends is Honey West, Green Hornet, and Route 66.
Oh, and Car 54 Where Are You.

Yeah. ME tv. I love the casual racism. On Gilligan they ran out of water and the Howells did heap big rain dance in full Injun headdress. I thought I'd plotz. And F Troop. All their redskins were Italian just like Chief Jay Strongbow. Except a couple of background players who seemed like real hatchet packers.

They run two Leave it to Beavers in the morning. That June Cleaver is a damn tasty whore.

I really groove on the Dragnet. Jack Webb's stick in the ass walk, how criminal types are so hostile to each other and how the even the dirtiest of hobos wears a coat and tie. And the revolving cast of maybe 15 guest civilians and criminals.

The Indians on F troop are Jewish. They speak Yiddish all the time.
June is ok, but Hazel's boss is hot as fuck. Whitney Blake. I'd like to rub my blunt Bobby Buntrock on her wet Whitney Blake.
You gotta check out Honey West. She's like a James Bond spy but she's hot and blonde and crooked.

Sons Of Anarchy, mens. Should I watch it?

yes...netflix it and try to do at least 3-4 eps at a time. there's some decent shit in that show.

My girl was horrified at the end of the ep. It really bothered her. It hit me what was happening as he was unzipping his backpack. I was totally confused by him until that. Other than I kept thinking only homo boys cut and he didn't seem homo. Look for Cocksucking Dave Navarro to be a major player this season. Or dead.

Yes. Watch like a motherfucker.

I absolutely love Dragnet, especially when Jack Webb's character starts in on someone with one of his speeches. There is a ton of humor in that show. He does seem to have a rep company on the show, some of the regulars are always perps, some are not.

I love how all the sets are so minimal, if they walk into a bar there are three bottles on the shelf and two tables. It's as though the production designer for The Flintstones dressed the sets.

I keep about 20 of my favorites on the DVR to enjoy when there is nothing on.

I love the Jack Webb speech. He tangents around like a pinball ball then suddenly wraps it up tidy like. As the speech reciever looks at the floor shamefully.

An arrested hippie high school kid's dress: Khaki high water dungarees, boots, purple button up shirt with undershirt and long bead necklace. No sideburns except the hang down hair kind.

Webb's walk. Short, trying to keep from soiling himself steps. No arm movement whatsoever.

Smoking in the house, a restraunt, a bar, a school principal's office, exam room at the hospital.

Undercover attire: Khaki slacks and windbreaker.

A buddy of mine is/was a TV writer. He had an hour long TV crime script for a show that Webb's company produced. Webb brought him in for a meeting and told him how he liked the script and had some notes. Webb said: "you're missing all the reactions. This could easily be a 90 min TV movie instead of an hour episode" The writer listened and asked Webb to go on. "Well, look here. Your character tells the perp so and so, then we go back to the perp who says, Why's that? Then he tells it too him again. You're missing all the back and forth"

Webb's answer to everything. Just put in some back and forth and you can stretch another half hour out of this thing.


He also had a great story about meeting with Burt Reynolds for a feature script. Reynolds is going through the script and comes to a section he has circled and X'd out. He asks: "What is this section here, pages 16-21"? The writer explains: Well, that's your character's back story. It explains why she is attracted to him and falls for him. Reynolds replies: "Hey, I'm Burt Reynolds, you don't have to explain to the audience why she falls in love with me"
End of conversation.

Jack Webb made Dragnet into an annuity for himself. It started on radio in the late 1940s and was a very different kind of cop drama for its time. It was on TV/radio in the 1950s and was very successful. He brought it back in the late 1960s to address the scourge of marijuana and LSD with the youth. The irony was that Jack Webb didn't make to 65 as he was a heavy smoker and drinker. Maybe he should have backed off of the booze and took a toke once in a while.

In the early 1980s, he was going to bring it back again, with Adam 12's Kent McCord (Jim Reed) as his partner this time as Harry Morgan was still doing his Colonel Potter thing on M*A*S*H, but he died before that could get going.

He recycled some scripts. I remember one Christmas Eve catching the "child Jesus" episode on TV. Later that night on the radio, there was "old time radio hour" show that ran the "child Jesus" radio episode. It was the exact same script with some different actors, but some of the same -- no Harry Morgan obviously.

There were two feature films both of which show up on cable occasionally. One from 1954 with Stacy Harris as the bad guy. He played several bad guys on the 1960s series version. I think it had much of the regular 1950s cast.

I would like to see the 1950s version, apparently it was harder-edged than the 1960s version. It was very successful, I am surprised none of these retro stations have ever ran it.

There was the pilot movie Dragnet 1966 for the 1960s series shown during the middle of the 1960s series with Vic Perrin (another 1960s series regular bad-guy) as a woman abducting rapist-murderer.

It makes me sad to see that horrible Dan Aykroyd movie listed on the cable box. I know he was trying to make a homage to a favorite show but Christoper Plummer is no Stacy Harris or Vic Perrin. Tom Hanks is worthless in that movie.

Alright, with Breaking Bad ending here so soon, I needed something else to chew on.

So I've started watching The Wire. Yeah I know, I'm 10 years late, but whatever.

I'm slippin' Watched Oblivion for my second straight Cruise movie. Not bad either. Dude is good in sci fi. That Kurylenko gal should have got nekkid though. Damn she's Magically City delish.

I'm pretty sure there was a Christmas "child Jesus" on Adam 12, too. Trini Lopez as the priest. He also pulled duty as the priest trying to keep a cholo war from breaking out. For some reason I remember him being a parole officer on Dragnet.

Never saw the ones from the 50s. I've been aware of them, but for some reason I've never seen them. Actually I think I might have a DVD of some early ones floating around.

I liked the Akroyd movie, but it was pretty disrespectful. The show was corny from the perspective of now. I was 4 in 1969, but I can't imagine how scared how your average working their ass off middle class person had to be watching their society fall to shit. You can almost taste the desperation and panic in a lot of the counterculture scripts.

I'm pretty sure I've seen the movies. Gonna have to track them down.

Under the Dome. It's really good for network. Sons of Anarchy is getting interesting.

70s television was rife with pop and country singers doing the acting thing. For example, Johnny Cash as the murderer on Columbo, another awesome show and also on MeTV. I had my Adam 12 phase, a good show but not the cultural touchstone of Dragnet.

Yeah, everyone remembers the 60s and 70s from kitschy pop culture perspective but many times fail to remember how scared the population at large was with all the heavy shit going on: Viet Nam, student unrest, the subsuming drug culture, etc. The Greatest Generation were nonplussed at what many of their children did and what society was mutating into.

Bullwinkle

Adam 12 was more free flowing. Mostly little vignettes with a wrap up at the end. Or not. Most weren't working one case, like the Dragnet formula. But they were street guys having to deal with bikers like the Monkee's Mickey Dolenz and people that open fire during traffic stops. The amount of gunplay was outrageous. Popping some hippie in the back that's running away from a pot deal was perfectly acceptable.

Let's not forget the other Webb vehicle Emergency. In depth look at the real lives of paramedics. It's on after the Dragnet/ Adam 12 block. I loved it as a kid, but I have no interest now. Too much hanging in the kitchen at the station.

Honestly I love the back and forth of Dragnet. It's such a full package of overacting and poorly written but incredibly sincere dialog.

Can you get more straight arrow than Jim Reed? That was a new approach, you saw what a typical day of the street cop was, not following a single investigation to the end like many other shows. I am sure it influenced shows like NYPD Blue greatly. In some episodes, Jim Reed would complain about turning over the case to detectives.


Paramedics was a pilot program being developed in LA County when that show came on, it was a radical idea that the Fire Department would be a first responder for medical situations.

I am sure that this show helped greatly to spread the adoption of paramedics through the country.

I believe Harry Morgan commented once that there was no rehearsal on Dragnet. The actors read their lines from cue cards or a teleprompter. Jack wanted flat readings to emulate how people would actually act in real life and not be melodramatic (although some of the actors did ham it up a bit).

It think it comes from the radio genesis of the show. Many of the regular cast members did time in radio. It is not a visual show at all, you can simply listen it if you want and get everything. That is why I think the sets are very minimal and there aren't many facial reactions.

Some episodes are great, others are dismal. The "child Jesus" episode is very boring to me, so is the guy threatening to kill himself with pills. I love the episodes with G.D. Spradlin, Anthony Eisley, Stacy Harris, John Sebastian, Jack Sheldon and Buddy Lester. If any one of those actors is in the episode, it is usually entertaining. Some episodes have more than one of those actors.

This movie on YouTube:

It's funny that that the two main characters followed a formula. Friday and Malloy were bachelors of the first order. If Joe Friday had married every cocktail waitress that was covering for her bookie bartender, he'd have been a Mormon. And Malloy was just a general gash hound.

Contrasted with Reed and Gannon, happily married middle class Republicans bewildered why their partners won't become a Stepford Husband.

My favorite eps are the Tim Leary guy they interview for the whole ep at his "church".

The Blue Boy ep only because of the guy at the acid party who's doing a painting and sticks the brush in his mouth.

The young couple who get narked off by her dad for smoking weed. The wife starts quoting Xanadu. Dragnet Rule 1: Intellectuals are fools. Their kid ends up drowning in the bathroom while the parents are having a pot party. 30 years on the job and it's the first time Gannon got sick. The husband ended up in rthe joint and the wife ended up under a shrink's care.

The girl that came to Hollywood to be an actress but could only do a porn. She killed herself of course. It shows the seedy porn underworld of middle aged renegade photo lab guys wearing sweaters.

Kevin Tighe (DeSoto) went on to play the bar owner in "Roadhouse." Randolph Mantooth (Gauge) spent several years on the original "Battlestar Galactica." Not a bad springboard.

One of my favorites. That had to be controversial in its day. I read a biography on Jack a few years ago. He had quite the life. Growing up was rough, I don't think he knew his dad. He married Julie London when she was smoking hot, then put her in Emergency! twenty years later with her husband, Bobby Troup, a big time jazz performer who wrote the song Route 66. Jack Sheldon, I mentioned before, was a pretty big jazz trumpeter. Jack was a huge jazz fan and I think he knew a lot of big time jazz people of the day. He was a costar in Sunset Blvd with William Holden and Gloria Swanson.

According to the biography, Jack set up an apartment on the Universal lot at his offices as he was a workaholic and would work late into the night and weekends. He apparently developed the concept of pulling a car through the streets instead of using the cheesy looking rear-projection which was the common technique at the time. His Adam 12 cop cars are going down real LA streets being towed by the camera truck. To shoot a show with that much location work and stay on budget required some innovative thinking.

I like the running gag with Harry Morgan and his food. He was always eating something odd and talking about it. There's an episode where he invites Friday over for dinner with the wife and they try to fix Joe up with a babe.

Malloy has a regular GF in many of the Adam 12's and Reed is married to a hottie he probably dated in high school.

I remember this well, but I remember it being, at most, a two-episode arc in a show that was cancelled after one season for being too smart for its time. They tried again with Galactica 1980, but even Kent McCord couldn't carry this eunuchized facsimile of the original.

Gannon's fixing to whip up his bar b q sauce with the vanilla ice cream right on his desk. While Friday smokes a cig.

The soundtrack was always jazzy...or jazz musaked.

I've always thought the street scenes on 12 looked very gonzo shot. A couple of hard cams and everything else done close up right in the middle of the work day.

Wasn't Mantooth on a soap fort quite a while?

Gannon also brought a tackle box full of food in one episode with Friday making snarky comments about it. He is either eating weird shit or has some ailment he is trying to scotch.

Any of you ever see this little piece of low budget depravity?
[img]One of the more disgusting movies I've ever seen. Be sure to get the xxx version.

Any good ???? ^

Great cgi. The story was a little lacking, but the senseless violence made up for it.

It was good. I wish that I have seen it in theater with IMAX 3d Experience.

They gotta make 2 more sequels.

I didn't understand the scene in the South Korean "dust room" where the 7 people handcuffed the zombi. Especially the part where there was moving hand under the dust.

May be my next Redbox rental.

Another strange one. 4 men meet and cook and eat themselves to death on a weekend while dallying with local prostitutes and a perverted female school teacher. Marcello Mastroianni of all people stars.

I was reading in Vanity Fair that a lot of the film ended up on the cutting room floor making the story sort of disjointed. I thought it was weird there was no payoff for the moving hand, too. But like the Pine Barrens ep of the Sopranos, life doesn't always have a payoff.

Sodoma's ghost- lots of t and a and Fulci directed.

AMC Breaking Bad marathon....
season 4 is fucken fierce. arguably the best 13 episodes ever strung together on cable.

I'd forgotten a lot of the more savage moments. I haven't seen last week's yet but I'm all jacked for the finale. I keep thinking Marie is going to be the big spoiler.

I was watching that last night. I love the scene where Kuby and Huell hold Ted Beneke hostage until his check to the IRS clears. Except it goes sideways; love the Godfather oranges Vince Gilligan.

I am sure nobody has ever been held hostage (in fiction or real life) to force them to pay the IRS (except maybe by the IRS).

The genius of scenes like that make Breaking Bad the best series ever. I just read that AMC is getting $300K - $400K per 30 second spot for the series finale and the inventory is completely sold out. This be becoming 'who shot JR'.

Just watched last week's ep. I'm trying to not even think about where it's going to.

Seriously, tho. Best show ever.

The Ted Beneke saga is just perfection. And I'd be full of shit if I said there weren't some mixed emotions for tomorrow night. I'm going to do my best to hold it together but if things go sideways I might need some xpt hate therapy to straighten shit out. Just putting that out there.

I'm bummed to see it go, but the story has been told. Just watching the prison hit scene. Straight out of Godfather, but with an upbeat Pat Boonish soundtrack. Beautiful.

Just started season 4 on Netflix.
Watched World War Z on disc the other night. A bit of a let down. Not fully realized and I don't like zombies portrayed as jack rabbits. Kind of goes against the living dead grain.

ohh yeah. re-watched that this morning and thought the same, beautiful.

you'll like tonights because of that.

Boardwalk Empire and that Masters and Johnson series. Masters of Sex ? Then the movie "Hammer of the Gods"

Pirated The Wire. Pretty good so far, but I've yet to see what all the hype is about.

I hear ya. I tried to watch a couple episodes and gave up. I did enjoy Breaking Bad, tuning in through out the weekend of the marathon. I have to pirate that shit.

I haven't seen it, but I lurked on some Breaking Bad forums last night. It sounds satisfying. I'll watch it this week sometime. Guess I have to be in the right mood.

i was hoping for just one more "yo, mr. white" out of pinkman but it was not to be.
rip methamphetamine (C10H15N)...

that breaking badfinger song is up to 16 on the itunes singles charts. #powerful

Bad Finger is trending on Yahoo's news page. And the song is on my mp3 player. I, Sheep.

lol
yeah, i think i might take the fifth for now.
i'm still a little emotionally compromised after sunday night.

I am too. The whole show was an interesting treatment of the male mid life crisis, for lack of a better term. I stayed in WW's camp longer than most. Not wanting to get caught can drive us to extremes and as things started to snowball it seemed that he was less evil than just being a man whose circumstances went beyond his control. My light switch moment was when he told Skyler that he was the one everyone should be afraid of. Even with that realization, I guess I was still hoping for his redemption. It hit close to me because I keep hoping for my own.

At the end of the day, he left his family as safe as he could have. Redemption...sort of.

El Paso is on my player now too. The story in the song really foreshadowed where the ep was going to go. The question left, at least for me, is his Felina Skyler/ family or the crystal? Felina's eyes were evil and wicked while weaving her spell.

According to Vince Gilligan, Felina is the Crystal Blue. He was most comfortable with the chemistry and the lab was his favorite place.

I am completely amazed at Vince Gilligan's candor about how they made the show, most showbiz types want you to think they are the almighty wizard behind the curtain. If you go to the AMC website there are one to one-and-half hour podcasts on the process and thoughts on every episode starting with the second season. I think Vince Gilligan is in every one explaining every thing you would want to know.

In the last one he talked about a dark idea that didn't come to fruition as they didn't kill Jesse as originally planned. Walt was going to kidnap the bad guy that killed Jesse and very painfully dismember him a little every day but setting up a rifle with a trip wire that points directly to the bad guy's heart giving him the option to end the torture by pulling on the line.

The bad guy won't pull the wire regardless of the torture and eventually Walt Jr stumbles upon the scene and has no clue why this guy is tied up and tries to offer him help. The bad guy figures out it is Walt's kid and pulls the kid in front of him and pulls the wire killing them both.

I just found out that Warren Buffett is a monster fan and got Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston to reprise their characters in the RV to do a parody video for the Berkshire Hathaway annual shareholders' meeting. Instead of meth they are making peanut brittle and Buffett is Heisenberg-like (with the hat) wanting to join forces (Buffett own's See's Candies).

yup...in the after show vince refers to the meth lab as walts "precious".



i'd pay $500 to see that alternate ending. i've wanted "flynn" dead for years.

Jr was so fucking annoying.

It wasn't an alternate ending. It was in the first season, Vince Gilligan thought of killing Jesse at the end of that to give Walt a motivation in the second season. He claims after watching Aaron Paul play Jesse after the first couple of episodes, he scrapped the idea and realizes in hindsight that offing Jesse would have been a horrible idea.

ahhh, gotcha. thanks.

all the same it doesn't look like things end well for jesse after it's all played out does it?.

he's more broken than ever and skyler will have to rat him out if there's any hope for a happily ever after for the family walt worked so hard to provide for. he's actually the one loose end in the whole story and at the same time the ultimate victim.

Gilligan claims Jesse gets away clean without any legal issues. His connection to Walt was through Hank and Steve Gomez in an off-the-book investigation so law enforcement isn't aware of the connection. They are both dead, so Jesse isn't implicated.

I don't think Skylar would blame him for this mess, as she probably realizes that he was Walt's pawn and Jesse is definitely aware of Skylar's involvement and complicity, so it would be mutually assured destruction and she would lose her baby. Marie knows that Jesse was helping Hank to nail Walt, so I don't think she would rat him out.

Now mentally, he is completely fucked and may never recover.

House of Cards. Kate Mara has filled the hole in my heart from BB. Damn, she is sexy.

I'm in the exact same place as you. On Season 1 Episode 4, waiting for "it".

I still can't cope with the Breaking Bad ending. I'm so sad it's over, relieved in a way, but sad. An awesome ending, I think.

I want to watch it all over again, but I seriously need a few years to simmer down and get over it.

The ending ranked up with the Shield and Six Feet Under.

I liked the Junior character. They didn't go full retard with him. He was a kid and all the sturm and drang that comes with teenage kids. My best friend in high school had fucked up legs. My mom was always asking me what was wrong with him. I honestly never knew...and don't know to this day...altho I have to admit watching him move around these days (after not seeing him for 25 years) really makes my heart hurt. His legs never came up in our conversations. If he hit the pavement I didn't help him up...learned my lesson the first time. He was just a dude...drunk, stoned, surly, pussy crazed, swearing like a sailor, no hesitation to pull a gun on someone. Junior was more real a portrayal of a crippled kid than I've ever seen. I go to Jeri from Facts of Life and the heavy handedness of the writers constantly reminding us she was "normal". Junior didn't need to remind us...just his being made him normal. Again, the beauty of the show. The first couple of eps this half season Jesse barely spoke, but he was a massive presence just by being.

Great show, great cast, great writing, great filming. Perfect storm.

I've always said that the show was the best engineered show I have ever seen, and I mean that as a very high compliment. Just like a very high-end luxury car. Most Hollywood types bitch about being given cost or content restrictions by the people actually writing the checks. They won't risk their own money on their 'vision' but get really snippy when the people funding the venture want to have their say.

Vince Gilligan says restrictions and limitations helped form his story. When they did the "Crystal Blue Persuasion" montage with Walt, Todd and Lydia. The fact that Walt and Lydia kept meeting at the same restaurant for the payoff was strictly because of budgetary concerns and he originally would have liked them to have met in a variety of locations, but couldn't strictly because of the budget. The fact that they met in the same location every time was explained as Lydia being a creature of habit and made it very credible for Walt to anticipate Lydia and poison her.

I would love to meet Vince and talk his ear off for about three hours.

Crystal Blue Persuasion (Breaking Bad) from DannyTanner on Vimeo.

The Wire is a bit of a grind and for you mr floofin jumping in that direction right now probably isn't going to yield satisfactory results. it takes a few seasons for the wire to get going but there's some decent characters.

the walking dead is good if you're into the zombie thing. plus the blue meth lives on...

ray donovan is pretty solid too.

I haven't watched that many episodes of BB. What is meant by the houses going candy striped at the end. Is that houses of users?

it's cover for the mobile meth lab...
http://breakingbad.wikia.com/wiki/Vamonos_Pest

I'll be dipped that nod to the blue meth is awesome. I just finished season 4 of Breaking Bad. When Gus walked out of the nursing home room after the explosion I about shit until I saw half his head was gone and he collapsed dead. Then it was revealed Walt started the whole thing in motion with an almost Rube Goldberg device of a manipulation with the poison berries I had to let out a loud "HA!" I can't believe I waited so fucking long to watch this show.
Now if I could just get into S.O.A that much.....

I didn't realize until after the fact that that episode's title was "Face Off". I mean, har har, Gilligan's sense of humor is simply diabolical.



Thanks for the warning, it's def slow going at this point. I've got a list of shit I'm supposed to watch . . .

*The Wire
*Dexter
*Walking Dead
*Homeland

All the while, I spend my time watching fucking "Castle" re-runs. I mean seriously, what a crap show, but Nate Fillion is awesome and Stana Katic is wicked hot.



Remind me to add that to the "Non porn girls I wanna fuck" thread.

theres no shame in the castle reruns. i was hooked on the burn notice series for a brief minute so fair enough.



i'd put homeland at the top of the list. then walking dead and boardwalk empire. after breaking bad those are the only other series you can realistically step to.

dexter is really fucken good for the first 2 seasons. then shit gets *keystone cops. after that it's progressively hit or miss until the series finale and i'll withhold comment on "the end" for now.




*not my words...respectfully borrowed from another xpt poster.

Give me your synopsis/review of Homeland Lou. I haven't seen a single episode.

SVU episode. Columbian Whore with bar code tattooed on her neck gets in a car accident w/ trick and driver. Another whore w/ bar code tat picks her up from hospital. Then they find a body of a hooker w/ bar code. Episode name is Exceptible Loss.

I still see that hot lil coffee shop broad w/ a bar code tat. How would one approach her? Ask if her debt is paid and she can date? Ask if I can shoot the code with my phone and see her rates?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1796960/reviews

start there... i'm not doing a multi season catch-up but if you get into it and want to share here i'll happily tell you how you're wrong and what you missed...until kingfish shows up and kicks some truth anyways.

related...amc has the walking dead going all week if anyone wants to jump in.

Thanks Lou. I may start that one. Can't wait for Sunday and The Dead to walk again.

Better call Saul

Amped for the Walking Dead. One of my old girlfriends nephews is a zombie in tonights episode. He played college baseball despite having only one hand.

Any soccer fans here? Absolutely incredible night in World Cup Qualifying. 'Merica could have knocked Mexico out by losing to Panama but ended up scoring 2 stoppage time goals to save Mexico and knock Panama out. Gut wrenching to watch.

I'm a casual soccer fan, but I missed all of this. First of all, fuck El Tri, bunch of dirty maricóns. Supremely ironic that USA saved them another chance to get in.

Interesting how the English Premier League is now on NBC, that's a great league, but players move around there just as bad as they do in any other major sport now. It's hard to pick a team to call your own unless you live there, I think.

Apparently Anthony Hopkins is a Walter White fan:

clicky

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Dear Mister Cranston.
I wanted to write you this email - so I am contacting you through Jeremy Barber - I take it we are both represented by UTA. Great agency.

I've just finished a marathon of watching "BREAKING BAD" - from episode one of the First Season - to the last eight episodes of the Sixth Season. [Ed note: There are in fact five seasons of Breaking Bad; this might have been wishful thinking.] (I downloaded the last season on AMAZON) A total of two weeks (addictive) viewing.
I have never watched anything like it. Brilliant!

Your performance as Walter White was the best acting I have seen - ever.

I know there is so much smoke blowing and sickening bullshit in this business, and I've sort of lost belief in anything really.

But this work of yours is spectacular - absolutely stunning. What is extraordinary, is the sheer power of everyone in the entire production. What was it? Five or six years in the making? How the producers (yourself being one of them), the writers, directors, cinematographers.... every department - casting etc. managed to keep the discipline and control from beginning to the end is (that over used word) awesome.

From what started as a black comedy, descended into a labyrinth of blood, destruction and hell. It was like a great Jacobean, Shakespearian or Greek Tragedy.

If you ever get a chance to - would you pass on my admiration to everyone - Anna Gunn, Dean Norris, Aaron Paul, Betsy Brandt, R.J. Mitte, Bob Odenkirk, Jonathan Banks, Steven Michael Quezada - everyone - everyone gave master classes of performance ... The list is endless.

Thank you. That kind of work/artistry is rare, and when, once in a while, it occurs, as in this epic work, it restores confidence.

You and all the cast are the best actors I've ever seen.

That may sound like a good lung full of smoke blowing. But it is not. It's almost midnight out here in Malibu, and I felt compelled to write this email.

Congratulations and my deepest respect. You are truly a great, great actor.

Best regards

Tony Hopkins.

gomey turned rat via facebook?. meh

i love that hopkins took the time to power through two weeks of the (addictive)BB series. #powerful walterwhite

it makes that best actor emmy jeff daniels received just that much more ridiculous. that fucken doof simply delivers 5 word lines with a just kicked in the balls look on his face time after time and that's drama that is apparently award winning. silly, silly shit.

so two episodes in to gilligans island zombie edition(walking dead) and i'm less than entertained. in my opinion they should move the time slot to somewhere around noon wednesday to compete with y&r and whatnot.

American Horror Story - Coven is absolutely brilliant.

Andy Griffith reruns-first season Homeland on Netflix disc- first season - good to very good at times. Horror movie marathon on several channels. I hate Jason and Michael Myers movies.

Deadwood. Outside of the variety of hats, vulgarity, and old west dudes shitting they drawers, I'm not finding much to enjoy.

WD was reflecting on the state of porn and porn journalism earlier, and in that spirit, here's this old school thread that has all of that and a variety of hats.

I gave up on Deadwood. Too boring to keep me interested. I've moved on to Hemlock Grove. It's too early to make a judgement, but it kind of seems like Twilight minus the tween fluff and sprinkled with a dash of David Lynch. Regardless, after House Of Cards and Orange Is The New Black, I have enough faith in Netflix original series to give this the ole college try.

I liked Deadwood but never "got" the flowery dialog coming from a bunch of drunk murdering degenerates.

and deadwood gave up on us. it never got picked up leaving most characters fate open.

eastbound and down had a pretty good sign off tonight. the lindsay lohan was a nice touch.

One of the reasons I wound up in Atlantic City was Boardwalk Empire's debut back in 2010.....I had spent the best years of my life out west in LA, the SF Bay Area, and Vegas having uprooted from my home in New england, so that when I returned in 2009, I was not too aware of the combination cesspool/unpolished gem that is today's Atlantic City. when the series Debuted in 2010, I felt compelled to look into AC, and when I saw the absolutely ridiculous UNDERPRICED housing/condo markets, I went for it......AC is an acquired taste but it requires you to actually LIVE here for weeks/months at a time.


Anyhoooooo......with the death of my favorite character, Richard Harrow, I'm going to have a tough time watching season 5....in the meantime, I anxiously await Game of Thrones..... :banana_natalie_dormer:

Intervention Canada is great. A girl is addicted to opiates and strips with her mom at the local club. Her mom then opens up an escort agency and daughter leaves to go work for her.

Damn straight. Thanks for getting me into it.

Was the chick hot? What do you think she could earn per hour?

She was really hot. No idea on her rate, and it's in Canada.

From Gia's description it sounds like it's this girl Allisha.

Ugh. I can't deal w/ bitches who shoot up. I like to eat butt too much to go for high risk Hepatitis hookers.

Well, of course because that's high risk behavior. But she probably just ate her diladids.

Jig, yes, it's Alisha!

Wait. She was shooting up. I forgot that detail.

American Masters: Salinger. J.D. Salinger aka Jerry Salinger is a fucking hermit crab. It must be nice to keep getting strong royalties on someting you published 30-40 years ago. Waaaa, leave me alone. I guess liberating those Nazi death camps can fuck you up mentally. He did like the young ladies and courted them through the mail. I wonder if Jerry was on the Internet and using email in the last years of his life.

Just finished season 3 of The Wire. Very good, better than Breaking Bad, for me.

Probably not, but Goddamn that's a what might have been.

Damn fucking straight. Best show ever. Hands down.

^ how dare you,sir?.

that is a good fucken show though.

if you were to go netflix style and roll through it with no dramatic pause i could see how you'd say that. BB had some hangers that were pretty fucken solid.

Anyone watching the latest HBO series, True Detective? The Woody Harrelson/Matthew McConaughey one. I missed chunks of the first 2 episodes, but caught a full one tonight. I'm liking it, but it seems like it is a slow build to some crazy action next week. Tonight we got some titty outta the broad playing Woody's wife.

I read they are going the American Horror Story route with the series, where next season will be a new story w/ different characters.

sooo fucken good... the writing is beyond next level whoa.
i have to watch each episode a couple of times to catch everything.
McConaughey’s character kicks the truth like nothing i've ever seen before. just brutal logic bombs with pinpoint precision.

I don't even think Matt is acting. I think the writers give him bullet points and a doobie and just let him roll with it.

It's a mini-series. I think it's 8 hours? Yeah, I have to watch it twice each time too. Woody looks like Bear Bryant or some 60s football coach buried in my blurry memory.

great assessment blaster. fucken funny.

the first episode i had woody working the larry flint/stroke victim dialect a little too much. he either got better or i became accustomed to it.

State of the Union

^ I made it 10 minutes , puked in my mouth and changed channels.

here ya...that shit is an insult to my intelligence.
the fucken guy speaks in 3 to 5 words bursts and should be checked for an embolism.

Finally started watching "Justified" on Netflix disc. Damn, those are my peeps and very true to the area. Can't believe I put that one off. The only drawback is it wasn't filmed in or around Harlan. Rather in Penn. for some reason. Harlan has mountains right on top of the town. Not that much sky to see as in the show.
Justified to click

True Detective line of the night:

With all the dick swagger you roll, you can't spot crazy pussy?

^that line was great...
just another logic bomb courtesy of rustin cohle.

schapelle..

Is True Detective any good? I've got some eps but we haven't started working through them yet.

Yes.

yes

Sold.

"Ender's Game."

Any good?

I'm catching up on Shameless and the Following.

Kick Ass 2.

i am soo fucking in on this series. just caught up with the last two.

who writes this shit?.

Bullet points and ad lib. Dude acts like he's on weed or acid just walkin around town. He functions on a different plane. If he wasnt famous, he's the guy you would tell your landscaper not to bring around your house again or you'll find a new landscaper.

flat spiral... it has to mean something, right?.

CARCOSA AND BLACK STARS..


You cant spell Hastur without Rust or Hart. Rust+Hart=Hastur.

Hastur




this is a quote from another board and it sums up my feelings on the show so far.. i'm still trying to piece in the humbolt squid though.?.

rustcohl he still under the covers, why you no see this. he is no showing to blackmen police his storing box, because he is hiding a bongos, pink hat of cowboy and 500,000 Failure to Launch dvds

i think most of us would hating ourself for own daughter to be handled with rough treatment and it was for her idea, woody is blaming to himself; okey. some school boys have enjoying to pack her chute and testing gag reflex like step on duck.

Caught up on the Following and Shameless.

Shameless is such a great show.

Sweet Smell of Success

I'm pissed they been showing that stupid NCIS show w/ LL Cool J on USA. I need my Rape TV SVU. First that damn Modern Family suck fest cut into my SVU time, now this other crap.

You're a cookie full of arsenic, Sydney. A great movie.

I cleaned the pipes earlier today, but I caught some wood during True Detective tonight. That usually don't happen w/ TV shows, even Game of Thrones. Tons of titties, w/ some bush and butt, no wood.

Did anyone catch Mindy Kaling throwing herself at Abraham on Talking Dead?

weakest episode so far but the porn(talk) was good. you need to watch banshee for lotsa martys whore.

Is Banshee on Showtime? I think I get Showtime now, but I never watch it. I don't know the #s and I never just flip channels. USA, TBS, HBO, How Its Made, History Channel 2. That is about all I watch. Anyway, yeah, I was tipped to that whore elsewhere.

cinemax

showtime has shameless. catch the first few seasons...they were good but eventually you'll get tired of looking at emmy rossums unwashed tits, eye rolls, and the goofy music. after that it's a scumbag fantasy adventure.

I been looking for that gif all day!

I don't get Cinemax, that is gold tier, I only get silver tier for HBO, and I think last year they threw in Showtime.

I get HBO and Cinemax as one bump for $10 a month. It's like 10 or 12 different channels. My brother gets showtime and I watch their shows online through ShowtimeGo via his password. He never watches online since it's on his TV, plu s they say that HBO and SHO do not care about password sharing for GO. They see it as more eyeballs.
If you know anyone paying for HBO or SHO, see if they will share their DirectTV or cable company email account and password. Then you just log in and stream. There's a large back catalog of movies too.


I still watch Shameless, but it's petered out. I liked the little blonde in the first two seasons. Lip's GF who fucked Frank.

Been watching the Netflix series Orange is the New Black. Watched about 10 episodes. It's ok, too light and surface-y. Love Crazy Eyes though. I just saw that she has white parents?

doing the usual re-watch tonight and realized this scene is pretty fucken funny. the human tampon comment combined with the.."hey dipshit. You don't get to decide what kind of conversation it was." line is good stuff.

watched this last night for the first time... i get it now.

audio..


JC fans must've laughed HARD at the elvis crew.

Just got Canadian (boo) Netflix(yay) and watched this.

and this.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2402200/

The Act of Killing (2012), one of the nominees for Best Documentary Feature at this year's Oscars.

Are you on Netflix, Brandon? You watch a ton of documentaries, I bet you could build a good netflix list for us to watch. C'mon you poutine Oprah, start us up a book club for indie docs.

No, I'm not on Netflix. As soon as the money starts rolling in from Chaturbate.com, I'll be fine. Netflix is $7.99 per month, so I'm less than $8 away from meeting my goal.

The scene that stands out in my mind is the head of the Sisters in Shawshank Redemption was talking about how he ended up in the joint. A very reasonable, matter of fact tale about how after a party he sort of strangled his girlfriend. Then her kid came in and...well...he sort of had to strangle him too. They're not all Andy Dufrane, I guess.

yes! that was some powerful shit for 1969.

and i don't know the background of the filming but folsom was full of whites with only a few "n-words" to be seen. not sure if their was a sign up sheet for the show or there was an alternate destination california used for the "others".

Dirty Wars (2013)

Watched Guess Who's Coming to Dinner on TCM last night. First time I'd seen it in a while. In today's race based world, the only way that movie would see the light of day is if Tarentino directed it. "nagger" this and "Colored" that and "Negro" whatever. All in all, great movie for it's time. The sub plot of everyone believing that a 37 year old man and 20 year old blabbermouth cunt woman getting married after meeting 10 days earlier actually stood a chance in hell of having a successful marriage is the most quaint part for me.

I finally broke bad and got Netflix. I know, I know, I'm just slow to adapt.

Watching "House of Cards", of course. 7 in a row.

The rest of my list:

TRUE MOTHERFUCKING DETECTIVE
Justified
Archer (which has absolutely sucked balls this year)

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cleanflix/

I was walking the treadmill at the gym and the Oscars were on. Mostly boring dresses, and celebrities bore me. Commentary on my twitter.

Twenty Feet From Stardom, this year's Best Documentary Feature.

Saw "Fruitvale Station" last night. Great movie. I recommend it.

Amazing. Mark Lynas is one of the reasons I actually started to really look into the evidence on GMOS (hint: internet lunatics have no fucking idea when it comes to data). Nuclear power is not a panacea, but like with transgenics, we are a bunch of spoiled hypocrites......

Just read this cool artice. about watching the movie "Gravity" with the volume off while listening to Dark Side of the Moon.

I'm going to try that when I get a hold of the movie. It reads like it's awesome.

Documentary on James Ellroy. Fucking riveting.

Watching "True Detective".

true detective finished strong.




i heard the same shit about 12 years a slave..

LOL!

Do the whip lashes line up with the cash registers?

^heh... that reminds me.

new cosmos tonight on nat geo hosted by that logic bombing mind bending savage Neil deGrasseTyson. surely Rustin Cohle approved. Tune in and get learned.

This post was edited because I feel rules don't apply to me and I can do as I please. The next time I mention downloading or uploading a movie, tv show, or porn I will be in the gimp box.

Deadwood Marathon on HBOZ

ifc..the spoils of babylon.

so bad it's good. if you can take two episodes you're watching the whole fucken thing.


i finally watched a few episodes of malcolm in the middle this weekend and i thank the dark fucken lord i knew nothing of that series before breaking bad. like trpwl said you'd never be able to find walter white a believable villain after seeing it.

Season 3, Ep 3... finally

I got a basketball Jones.

on my to see list pipe...good call.


right now...cosmos: a space time odyssey s1/ep02
get your mindrape on and discover where you're from. neil degrasse tyson shuts down the tritone thread in less than an hour.

New season of Vice started tonight. Also watched an "Unsung" on BET about the 70s TV show What's Happening. Shirley Hemphill, Yo

Why don't you have your mom subscribe to HBO you whiney cocksucker? You're not entitled to download tv shows even though you think you're owed everything.

First season of Archer. Fucking awesome.

Maybe. Or that shit's just bad.
I made it about ten minutes into the second episode and then it was enough.

yeah...i get that.

the walking dead finished strong tonight. my opinion, they turned it around this season.

I'm hoping for something acceptable in the season finale of Helix, a Ronald D. Moore gig.

The Walking Dead should be okay and not much more.

There's a From Dusk Till Dawn series out; the pilot was directed by Robert Rodriguez and utter shit.
That guy took the Tarantino way.

We watched the Spoils of Babylon same as Lou- because it was just so damned bad. Then it just got old like a Saturday Night Live skit running too long. Which, I guess, is exactly what it was. They should have just serialized it and ran it as shorts weekly on SNL. Like, but not as good as, Mr. Bill.

Now at season 3 of Archer. Nigga don't sleep on it!

Finally watching Breaking Bad. Two seasons in, and it's good... but not really living up to the hype. Bryan Cranston's performance is riveting, but the character himself is fairly despicable. Most of the dramatic tension seems to derive from wincing at whatever improbable shithole White & Pinkman stumble into, and overall, each episode feels like watching a security cam feed of someone peeing in the office coffee pot... but for now I'm reserving judgement till I've finished the entire series.

Season 4 of Archer.

It'd be hard for anything to live up to Breaking Bad's hype.

Walking Deads season was off da hook. I started some Commando Cody serials and the original old BBC black and white Dr. Who first season.

Anyone else waiting for this to hit theaters?

CanHead

I think it's straight to NetFlix, right? They have all the rest of the catalog.

Game of Thrones tonight. Everyone cross yer fingers for a strong start to the season, preferably in the form of Khaleesi's tits and buttocks.

I read somewhere that she negotiated no more nude scenes for her. I guess it will be body doubles if that is true.

Fucking finally for GoT.

Watching a doc on Angela Davis on Centric. The hypocrisy and self absorption of 60s radicals never ceases to amaze me. I will be so glad when the last boomer finally keels over.

I fucking hope not. Last season I think she only did one, and that was not enough.

The replay of my buddy Matt fighting Sudsakorn from last night. I am so proud of him my eyes are tearing up.

This doc on the Shining. Some conspiracy weirdo stuff, but cool all the same.....

I saw that this week. It's pretty good. It's various people telling their particular observations and perspectives on the story. There's a wide mix between nutball crackpots and dead-on observations. I enjoyed watching it, but I've probably seen The Shining over 50 times. It's one of those movies where if I hit it while changing channels, it stays on.

I even had a fucking Shining experience once at Kutcher's in the Catskills. Not a ghost encounter, but one of those "You've always been the caretaker, sir" moments.

It's possible, but I think they're releasing it to theaters in Canada. Perhaps a few in the states too. But, I think it will be a few months before it's on netflix.

CanHead

The Bones Brigade doc, which was just okay. And this, which was just incredible. And I don't even give a fuck about baseball................................................................

Family Guy

"Would you rather let Amy Winehouse spit in your mouth or eat a raw slice of Anderson Cooper's ass?"

If it was like a thin cold cut slice, I would go with Cooper's ass.

Archer Season 5.

Reds at Pittsburgh. I have the DirecTV Extra Innings package, and I've been watching 3 games most days.

I've got MLB.tv on my AppleTV as well as my iphone and iPad. I never watch the games on my iPhone, but it's great for streaming the audio feed of the radi broadcast to my car stereo when I'm driving. I wish the NFL had an app like this, but I think they want to keep football games as a bar activity. I'd never go watch a non-playoff baseball game in a bar, but I've gone to bars plenty of times to watch football games simply because my team's game wasn't on TV that week.

The NFL has something similar now but it's very expensive. It's called NFL Sunday Ticket Max, and you have to sign up through DirecTV I think, but you do not need to subscribe to DirecTV. It's $50 a month for 6 months or one payment of $330.

if you're considering watching jack bauer/24...don't.
try orphan black instead.

What is this. I can't find it on IMDB. Edit: Never mind. I found it just didn't think that was it. Is it pretty good?

"24" had whole seasons worth skipping in the past and the current one doesn't really deliver so far.



It's an interesting film, so I guess it is to me.

American Horror Story, all seasons.

Season 1 isn't much; the main premise becomes stale after a few episodes.
And Dylan McDermott's hardly a name.

Season 2 - Asylum is better, yet several episodes look like test footage of really bad horror flicks.
And Adam Levine's an ugly twink.

Season 3 - Coven is interesting and mostly solid.
And Emma Roberts is a bitchy slut.

Good performances by Jessica Lange throughout the series, great ones by Kathy Bates in season 3 and mostly lame jive by Angela Bassett, also in Coven.

Sins of My Father. It's a doc about the son of Pablo Escobar meeting the sons of two politicians he had killed. Pablo's son looks exactly like him.