Hey new sharif BORINGYO

[boring YT video]

1. Making your point by linking YT videos is lame.
2. Editing every post two or three times is lame.
3. You have either stolen Garfield's nickname for B, or you are an alt of Garfield, either of which is lame.

3 for 3, you should try out for Spring Training.

B, you ever hear from James lately?

You have either stolen Garfield's nickname for B, or you are an alt of Garfield, either of which is lame.

Which is lamer still.

We need Biff to come back and clear up this one.

I did that on a Yahoo swingers group. Had been going back and forth with a guy and he told me he was going to kill me. My first interwebs death threat. I sent him an email with my address, told him to drop by anytime. But to keep in mind I take death threats seriously, so his "killing" me wasn't going to be a fistfight. That since he had threatened me in a public forum, I was going to defend myself and my home and that chances were he would be catching a bullet. And that living where I live, where a castle is just that, no jury would ever convict me. He didn't want to play anymore.

i'm not happy with the spam but these are all good clips. you should put em all in one thread. that might be fun?.

riveting

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[*]1 winner. [*]2 where [*]3 do [*]4 you [*]5 get [*]6 them [*]7 all?

careful children clicking the link I provided above can cause drowsiness, mental retardation, and anal leakage.

If that's your A game, you need more practice child. Do something original now and post a youtube video.

careful children clicking the link I provided above can cause drowsiness, mental retardation, and anal leakage.

In short...

It will Make YOU A BORING HO...

proceed with caution and do not operate any heavy machinery at least nine hours after reading.....

No I fell asleep after Posting that link to Borinho's Greatness....




Just woke up and ...

meh


just as expected...

didn't miss any thing in this deadly "monkey cage action"

I'da preferred the Parrot Sketch, or some Spanish Inquisition. Maybe "Bring out your dead."

I'm thinking Bucky should give up.

Holy shitballs! I love her nose. And Jessie Roger's nose.

Yes.. you're due for an overhaul. You're over 40 and if you have the means I suggest you get a nice nip and nice lift.... I did leave you a suggestion...in your box....


Later whore......

C'mon, this douche has been registered for over 4 years. Who was he before he changed his screen name?

KarmasFist was his name.

@BIFF: It's not Ceramic God Product for absolute sure (we're friends) and CGP goes by Fat Bloody Fingers now. Nate has been around here and there for quite some time. His original name was "karmasfist".
CGP like to post abrasive music but isn't really into simply being an annoying asshat.

I feel bad for you sir if you consider that meth addict a friend. If they are 2 different people then they were surgically separated at birth.

You shouldn't have bothered.

Oh, dear, I believe this is my fault. You see, I know Biff never frequents AWOP, and I know Ceramic Dogshite shuns the cage. That's why I mentioned it in the other thread. I figured that maybe if we brought these two together, they could resolve their differences. Or provide us with entertainment. Or piss off someone who talks one way and acts another. It seems I've achieved one of these ends. . .
Which, of course, calls for a drink. Yo, Spartacus: Scotch. Schnell.

No click for you!

Really? I hadn't considered your involvement at all.

Meth is good. It keeps you drinking, toking, and fucking way beyond normal consumption. I think the trouble sets in when smoking or shooting it. Like any drug, you need too be using it and never allow it to use you.

I haven't banned anyone and do not recall deleting any of freestylah's posts either, for that matter. But I'll do either one of those things when and if they start in on Raven Bay in the TFH Forum.

from a pretty girl.

You and you alone keep making it about me. You've been craving my attention for two weeks now. Well, now you have it. So what's on your mind fella?

You and you alone keep making it about me.

I'm pretty sure this thread was started to test my tolerance...

P.S. If you don't move this line of dialogue, I will.

Well, let's hear from a few of them, shall we?

No. With this Gang of Three, there can be no moderate moderating.

I will never back down from anyone. In fact I have a top-secret transcript of a Garfield photoshoot:

The photographer, a German 60 year old bondage freak with no legs, is preparing the shoot.

German (with heavy German accent): Now John I need you to grease up your anus REAL good for me. I have something special for you today.

Garfield: what's that, daddy?

German: a paint bucket! I'm gonna stretch your muscle-bound ass wider then Texas!

Garfield: oh goody! what did do to deserve this?

German: you let me shit in your mouth, remember?

Garfield: how could I forget. your shit was like soft serve ice cream. delicious.

German: ok, let's get to work. you shot your roids today right? I want to see veins popping.

Garfield: of course I shot up. being muscular is my life. my veins are gonna pop huge for you. so are the massive zits on my face.

German: sensational! ok, here's comes the bucket for your power bottom.

At this point the audio cuts out.

I'm sure you need them about now Garfield. Get fired from your job at the cellphone store?

When John was a young boy his mother, a 450 pound German biker named Dutch, would have a large meal of schnitzel and crab juice. After the meal she would sit on John's face and empty her heavy bowels into John's eager mouth. John loved his momma's foul poopy juice but could never love a woman again. That is until pappy Garfield, Dieter, introduced John to the artform known as fisting. John loved his daddy's hand touching his prostate and squirted buckets of jizz onto his own face.

We have John's parents to thank for him being a supreme power bottom. God Bless you, Dutch and Dieter!

you can post more than one yt vid per post.

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^^^Seriously? Hidden messages? Unbelievable. Does he think he's Led Zeppelin or is he just a tool? How retarded. I see him through new glasses now. What a baffoon.

I don't think you really need an answer to those questions. It was funny when Monkey did it but so derivative now.

Don't you open those PMs either Barry. I can't protect you if you do.

I guess I never thought of anyone putting that kind of effort into this thing of ours. Especially someone whose gimmick is that he tries really hard to make us think he's above all of this.

Who's our Phil Leotardo coming out of the closet like fucking Nasfaratu with a hockey stick?

id say smelly monkey or panzer.and jerky that sounds good.

one of the funniest sopranos moments of the whole series was when phil didnt want to talk to tony and whoever the son who lived in florida of one of the higher ups.anyway as they leave his house he yells go back to jersey dickhead.it was hilarious because it was so childish.

What? There are no winners and looser on XTP its all the same shit from monkey to Special K from AC cream to ... insert meatpupet forum jokey's name here....

Who "banned" you? It wasn't me.

Wonder what it was like reading that over & over after clicking refresh for days?

If the litany of lame as things you've done in your life here is just another...

it's about hurt feelings.

Whole lotta butt hurt going round this joint lately.