Anyone remember the 1980 flick "Meatballs" with Bill Murray?

This flick stood out in my mind for a long time, and not because Bill Murray looks as ugly 26 years ago as he does today...which is an amazing accomplishment....

The story involves a by-the-books counselor who plays foil to Murray's hero...the counselor's name is Morty, here is the actor who played Morty:



Now anyone who saw the flick will Know where I am going with this, but for those of you who Don't, here is a quote from Murray's (Smelly Monkey's) character:

"The real excitement, of course, will come at the end of summer during Sexual Awareness Week. We import 200 hookers from around the world and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and $2000 in cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. And the winner, of course, is named King of Sexual Awareness Week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends."


IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER