Wow. They really don't make them like this anymore do they?
Harlem Candy came out in 1987 and is still quite the todger teaser.
The films story is established in the beginning and quite simple to follow. Hershel Savage has an established chocolate making buisness however his competition seems to have a secret ingredient thats making his once successful buisness suffer. Shanna McCullough suggests to him that he should use a cocoa only grown in Morocco to establish his chocolate line, and standard Jamaican cocoa for the rest of his chocolate (how insidious).
Meanwhile his son Blake Palmer is secretly dating his rival's daughter Nina dePonca who spends all day in her room dressed in lingerie.
Her dad is F.M. Bradley. Who or what he mated with to produce latin offspring is never revealed because, according to Nina "mommy likes what she sees when she looks down from heaven"- words that reveal volumes considering Bradley is hovering over his daugher while only in his underwear. He explains to his daugher that because Harlem Candy is still a new struggling company, and that Drake whatever (Savage) is an "unscrupulous son of a bitch" that would do everything in his power to drive Harlem Candy out of buisness. "Stay away from the Cranberries (i think)" he threatens.. "you must do what's best for my company" he adds.
Well, as soon as he leaves Blake Palmer emmerges from under the bed. How Bradley looked everywhere but under the bed is beyond me, but Palmer explains that they have nothing to worry about- after all "this is about them, not us."
The sex scene is pretty interesting if anything. dePonca get banged in mish and doggy before reminding Palmer not to cum on her clothes because her daddy bought her that, and not on her kneck or hair either... so Palmer is left with the option of expelling on her cheek and armpit.
Meanwhile her Dad is making a deal with Lois Ayers to invest in his business while Savage is banging away at Shanna McCullough after being offered some chocolate from Harlem Candy given to her by a Jamaican guy who she can't remember what he looked like.
Now this Jamaican guy happens to be some kind of genie and for unknown reasons he prefers to help Bradley's company rather than Savages. He offers Angel Kelly, Paula Winters and Bradley some of his candy with the proposition that it will make him "very famous" to which Bradley exclaims "I feel soooo happy".
The genie disappears leaving the threesome alone to go at it, and goes to Nina's room (invisible to the naked eye ofcourse). What follows is a classic scene where a ghost (basically) eats out and fucks Nina to an electronic Cybertron-type soundtrack thats just too groovy for words.
Things get worse for Savage when he learns from Winters that Harlem Candy is going national with this new "aphrodisiac" induced chocolate. Back at Harlem Candy- Nina is having a 3some with her school friend Tiffany Storm and her dad's friend Angel Kelly (she offers them some chocolate).
In the bathroom her boyfriend Blake is fucking Lois Ayres and Amber Lynn blindfolded and wearing one of the girls panties.
Meanwhile, Bradley finds the genie (Ray Victory) getting a blowjob from his daughters friend Tiffany Storm and decides to join in.
Talk about story telling...
The only problem I had was the fact that Angel Kelly only appeared in 2 scenes in this film (one of them being a bj only scene) but the inclusion of a ghost fucking Nina more than made up for it.
Genies, chocolate, Angel Kelly, bad dialogue, cybertron-type-electronic-80s music; porno soap opera at it's best.
Harlem Candy: Approved!