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#158201 - 04/07/06 03:31 PM Think up some good titles.
cumalloverher Offline
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I saw a porn title recently that took my breath away. It was called 'Cum Filled Asshole Overload'. I don't have a degree in literature, but tell me how that is not poetic. Give me some new such titles, except you guys make them up. Astonish me. Horrify me. Make me smile and cry.

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#158202 - 04/07/06 03:37 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Beef curtain stories.

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#158203 - 04/07/06 03:39 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
P.S. How about 'Her Life is Over' or 'She Can't Breathe' or 'Dear Mom and Dad, I'm Sorry'? Okay, those aren't very good, but I wanted to get the ball rolling to encourage participation.


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#158204 - 04/07/06 04:30 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
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Indignity:The New Generation "The Meth Years"

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#158205 - 04/07/06 04:33 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
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"Anal Malaise"


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#158206 - 04/07/06 04:34 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
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"The Things they do for Dollars"

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#158207 - 04/07/06 05:01 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
JimJaded Offline
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
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Quote:

I saw a porn title recently that took my breath away. It was called 'Cum Filled Asshole Overload'. I don't have a degree in literature, but tell me how that is not poetic.






Dirt Pipe Milkshake had a similar effect on me...
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#158208 - 04/07/06 05:22 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
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Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
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Colon Capers vol.1:Insane in the membrane
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#158209 - 04/07/06 05:27 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
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#158210 - 04/07/06 07:08 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
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"I'm not the Doe Eyed 10 Year Old My Parents Knew"
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#158211 - 04/07/06 07:28 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
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"I'm not the Doe Eyed 10 Year Old My Parents Knew PT 2: Now I had a kid and the costs keep piling Up and Tyrone dodnt call no more"
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#158212 - 04/07/06 07:37 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
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Tales From the Suitcase Pimp.
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#158213 - 04/07/06 07:41 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
k1ng Offline
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I know its lame but I must post it please forgive me.
V for Vagina
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#158214 - 04/07/06 07:52 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
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"Watch the Bear : It's all gonna work out I swear to God"
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#158215 - 04/07/06 09:24 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
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"Is this cunt? cause nigga it taste like shit : bitch douche that shit vol 1."

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Cheyenne Silver & lanny Barbie



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#158216 - 04/07/06 10:59 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
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"Is this cunt? cause nigga it taste like shit : bitch douche that shit vol 1."

Starring:

Cheyenne Silver & lanny Barbie








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#158217 - 04/08/06 03:01 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Hyde Offline
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Quote:

"I'm not the Doe Eyed 10 Year Old My Parents Knew"




"I'm the Doe Eyed 10 Year Old Daddy knew TOO well"
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#158218 - 04/08/06 09:37 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Holly Randall Offline
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Quote:

I saw a porn title recently that took my breath away. It was called 'Cum Filled Asshole Overload'. I don't have a degree in literature, but tell me how that is not poetic. Give me some new such titles, except you guys make them up. Astonish me. Horrify me. Make me smile and cry.





Our next DVD, an all anal feature, is called "Love Between the Cheeks". When our editor suggested it, I thought it was so damn funny I made it the title. He was just kidding, but it was too good to let pass by.
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#158219 - 04/08/06 05:53 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
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Registered: 03/11/06
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Daddies Little Girl is a Cum Pig. Vol 1
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#158220 - 04/08/06 09:11 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
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mouthful of menstruation



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#158221 - 04/09/06 06:36 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Cumfiend Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 03/11/06
Posts: 38
Loc: A seedy Place
Blown Out Assholes Oozing Sperm. Vol 2
Sperm Filled Whores with Prolapsed Assholes. Vol 1
She's Only good for One Thing - Filling with Sperm!! Vol 1
Multiple Cumloadz Pumped into Her Holes. Vol 3
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#158222 - 04/09/06 06:42 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
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I remember there was a series called 'Someone's Daughter', and I think that was a wonderful title.
I think 'It's Out There Forever Now' would be a good one. I'd look at it. Or 'A Scene She Regrets Now'. Or 'She Doesn't Like What We Do to Her'.

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#158223 - 04/09/06 06:57 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
zenman Offline
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Along the same lines: "She'll Regret This for the Rest of Her Life"
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#158224 - 04/09/06 08:18 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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This could be a great follow up to Donkey Punch:

Listening Lessons Vol. 1


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#158225 - 04/09/06 08:39 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Norwigan Offline
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Registered: 01/06/05
Posts: 67
DaddyyY help me!

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#158226 - 04/09/06 08:52 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Norwigan Offline
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Registered: 01/06/05
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Quote:

This could be a great follow up to Donkey Punch:

Listening Lessons Vol. 1

[image] THat shit aint funny!

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#158227 - 04/09/06 11:15 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
cumalloverher Offline
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Quote:







What's her Offence entry say?
What causes an eye to go red like that? It doesn't appear she was punched as there is no swelling or bruising. Did a john pull a Brandon Iron-Taylor Hill on her?
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#158228 - 04/09/06 01:45 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
k1ng Offline
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Quote:

Quote:







What's her Offence entry say?
What causes an eye to go red like that? It doesn't appear she was punched as there is no swelling or bruising. Did a john pull a Brandon Iron-Taylor Hill on her?




The offence looks like solicitation of alcohol maybe. Did she really get busted for underage drinking? That eye is menacing. I guess thats why the girls never want the pop shot in the eye.
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#158229 - 04/09/06 02:08 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

What causes an eye to go red like that? It doesn't appear she was punched as there is no swelling or bruising. Did a john pull a Brandon Iron-Taylor Hill on her?




Donkey Punch dude!
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#158230 - 04/10/06 09:12 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
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Quote:

I remember there was a series called 'Someone's Daughter', and I think that was a wonderful title.







Great title.
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#158231 - 04/10/06 12:20 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
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Registered: 06/03/05
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"Uncle Daddys Plaything" Hillbillies need lovin too!!!

"Daddy, please kick the dog instead"

"Daddy, I know it's Monday,please dont put me on the curb in that metal can again"
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#158232 - 04/10/06 04:14 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
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Posts: 2204
how bout some self help porn videos:

Bitch them teeth is disgraceful - take your paycheck and see a dentist. vol 1.

Ho your skin looks like pizza- God damm is that cheese sprewing from your grill - please run to the dermatologist but first rim my anus. vol 1.

God damm your body is in shambles - stop eating and start working out. vol 1.

What the fuck is that smell - bitch you heard the word douche? vol 1.

You ass is tainty - i heard there is a lazer treatment that can help. vol 1.

Your titties are disaterous - please get them evaluated by specialists. vol 1.

holy shit i dont know if there is more cheese in my pizza or in your thighs. please stop wearing revealing shit. vol 1.

Your body is tight but your voice is garbage. bitch please dont speak. vol 1.

Is that really your hair or did Pepsi shoot another commercial. God damm go wash and condition then suck my cock but dont look me in the eye. vol 1.

Who ran over your feet with a semi? Those dogs are barkin lock them shits up, your pussy needs work too, lets not even mention your grill. vol 1.


You left the house looking like this? God damm drugs! vol 1.



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#158233 - 04/10/06 04:16 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Zig Zigman Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/15/04
Posts: 87
The Search for Underage Fuck Pipes

My Face + Daddy's Ball Snot

Meth Made Me a Jizz Target

10 Months in Porn and I'm Still Broke

Oh wait , you meant fictional titles....




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#158234 - 04/10/06 04:29 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Hurry Up and Cum...The Location Costs $100 an Hour. Vol 4
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#158235 - 04/10/06 08:02 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
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Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
Quote:

Hurry Up and Cum...The Location Costs $100 an Hour. Vol 4




thats alot of money Gia...you are aiming a bit high dont ya think???
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#158236 - 04/10/06 08:10 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
gia jordan Offline
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That's really an average location cost unless you're shooting in Ryan Knox's apartment where a box of Triscuits is payment enough to distract the rats away from biting the talent.
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#158237 - 04/10/06 09:33 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Honestly Gia,
It really does turn me on that such a hot girl like yourself would take the time to talk about me so much.

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#158238 - 04/10/06 10:18 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

That's really an average location cost unless you're shooting in Ryan Knox's apartment where a box of Triscuits is payment enough to distract the rats away from biting the talent.




What does it take to keep Knox from biting the talent? Triscuits as well? Maybe throw a bag of meth down a sewer grate and let him spend a few hours trying to fish it out?

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#158239 - 04/11/06 12:31 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
pris and charmaine out on the town volumn I-VIII
Pris' non sexual adventures co-staring charmaine star
Pris the security guard on duty--co-staring charmaine
Hollywood aka pris takes charmaine to the world cup finals

Pris the fanboy from xxxchat meets gen padova--non sexual

Chico teaches pris leglocks and pris teaches charmaine submissionary positions
Hardcore strikes, takedowns, and rear naked anal chokes
Grind and pound vol I
Pris' highlights his package


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#158240 - 04/11/06 12:33 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Chico teaches pris leglocks and pris teaches charmaine submissionary positions




Thats kinda gay.

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#158241 - 04/11/06 01:16 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Paul Reubens Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...
"Home From The Abortion Clinic"
"Now I'll Never Be Anyone Special"
"Women Not Worth Marrying Or Dating"
"Fuck Me Even Though I Have A Disease"

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#158242 - 04/11/06 01:19 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
That's Pretty Cool There's a Pizza Hut Next to the Abortion Place. vol 2
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#158243 - 04/11/06 04:01 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
Quote:

That's really an average location cost unless you're shooting in Ryan Knox's apartment where a box of Triscuits is payment enough to distract the rats away from biting the talent.




thats what I was getting at...something seedy.
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#158244 - 04/11/06 03:31 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Quote:


"Now I'll Never Be Anyone Special"






Wonderfully monstrous.


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#158245 - 04/11/06 05:36 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
Honey...I think the fetus is giving me head #16
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#158246 - 04/11/06 10:43 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
I keep looking at the browser cards waiting for catagories like:
Emo girls on Xanex
White chicks on speed
Drunk girls with big asses
Ugly, but Extreme!
Gakked-up pole dancers with Franken-titties
Straight porn for Gays


But if I were to create a line for a series....
Masters of Misogyny
and Chris Goss would do the music.


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#158247 - 04/11/06 11:08 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Paul Reubens Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...
I can't believe CAOH enjoyed one of my titles. I'm so flattered and humbled.

Here's some more:

"He Hit Me On The Wrong Spot"
boxing theme movie starring Steven French

"Portland Fucking Oregon"
get a cassandra lookalike to be the star, if she won't do it herself

"Craigslist Hookers, The Movie"
this one is self-explanatory


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#158248 - 04/12/06 08:24 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
trillionaire Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 23
Rectum, Head, Repeat

Teen Rape, The Discplacement and Management of... (part of the "Displacement and Management of..." series)

Face Kickers

Swirlie Execution Style Gunshot Creampie

(expect those last two to come out around 2008 and 2010, respectively)

I mean, it only seemes like a natural progression. Ugh.... I'm worried


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#158249 - 04/12/06 04:34 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
matt norcal Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/25/04
Posts: 93
Cum Swapping Moms
Cum Eating Grannies
Jack off, then puke #1
Swallowing fat girls




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#158250 - 04/12/06 04:49 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Cumfiend Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 03/11/06
Posts: 38
Loc: A seedy Place
Your Daughter - My Rape Toy.

Her Father Weeps with Shame.

Your Daughter is the Entertainment.

The Reason She Exists is to Make Men Cum.

Men Laugh as Her Holes Leak Semen.

Violate her Vagina then Spit in her Eyes

Her Vagina AKA Cumshot Alley

She Fucks, Sucks & Swallows but Her Soul is Dead.

Her Cunt is Her Only Commodity


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#158251 - 04/12/06 08:56 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
Sperm Snorters: Sluts get high off of their mans supply
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#158252 - 04/12/06 10:13 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
My First Black Cock Because I'm Getting Shot Out #5
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#158253 - 04/13/06 08:59 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
trillionaire Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 23
What's a Vagina?

My Dad Might Rent This

9 Parts Compliance, 1 Part Rape

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#158254 - 04/13/06 05:35 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

That's really an average location cost unless you're shooting in Ryan Knox's apartment where a box of Triscuits is payment enough to distract the rats away from biting the talent.




OMG I love that one! Gia you are fucking hilarious.
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#158255 - 04/13/06 07:24 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Edited by RyanKnox (04/13/06 10:41 PM)

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#158256 - 04/15/06 01:11 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Big Calm Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
"Black Balls Rapturing Pink Pussy Walls"

"Don't Fear the Qeafer"






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#158257 - 04/15/06 06:22 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
cumalloverher Offline
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Just thought up another title notion. Like- 'Sex Tragedies' or 'Sad, Sad Sex' or 'It's Awful'.



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#158258 - 04/15/06 02:38 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
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"Ain't that a Shame?"

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#158259 - 04/17/06 07:16 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Perhaps too obscure a reference for the average porn fan, but I'd love to see a movie entitled Men Possessing Women. Ideally said movie would begin with real life footage of some guy taking a whiz on Andrea Dworkin's grave.
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#158260 - 04/17/06 06:31 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

Ideally said movie would begin with real life footage of some guy taking a whiz on Andrea Dworkin's grave.




Where's she buried? I hope in the LA area, since my digital camera allows me to record video.

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#158261 - 04/17/06 06:37 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
"Your daughter's L.A. 'modeling' career"

"Single Teen Mom Sperm Slam"

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#158262 - 04/18/06 03:04 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
ChairmanMiaow Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/09/06
Posts: 70
"Torn Assholes, Broken Lives"

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#158263 - 04/18/06 05:05 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
"Damaged Goods"

"Check Fraud Broads pt 1"


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#158264 - 04/19/06 03:47 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
Doo as i say or I wont give you any meth
Heres some meth now give me your soul
Take it, and take my disease with you
They have to get paid before i screw em--starring COAH
Gangbang series I--Spamm my pussy with your hardcore Cyberchat--starring LOL and Pris and the members of xxptchat


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#158265 - 04/21/06 08:46 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
kneegrow Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/01/06
Posts: 127
Loc: Canada
What the heck is a Brandon Iron-Taylor Hill? Some kind of new wrestling maneuver?

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#158266 - 04/21/06 02:53 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
noahped Offline
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#158267 - 04/21/06 03:52 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
I guess thisd is a good title, I don't know really because I'm drinking. Like, "N.O.W.: National Organization for Whores". Even though I'm drunk it seems kind of stupid, but oh well I don't care.


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#158268 - 04/21/06 04:04 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
Glad your drunk CAOH,

You were really losing it a couple of days ago

how bout law, ethics and relationships: The desconstruction of the female genitalia

Ritualism, shamanism, and voodism--black magic--torture--and mysticism

Concentration camp whore--feauture acts of deprivation, torture, castration, and shock therapy-- starring taylor rain

Green card whores: featuring 2 dvds, bloopers, pencil pushing and massive rubber stampin'

Hairbands escapades--featuring your favorite 80's hairbands on tour--see what happens when young taylor rain gets the VIW treatment(very important whore)

The day after the shoot: See the boyz as they enter the medical clinic--feautaring[sic] burning, itching, red open-puss sores--see the boyz as their temperatures rise--and watch them howl as the doctor greasy up the rubber gloves--


Edited by pris (04/21/06 04:14 PM)

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#158269 - 04/22/06 07:54 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Father Stone Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/27/05
Posts: 314
Loc: Confession
Why, why, why Vol.1

Simple but effective
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#158270 - 04/23/06 02:10 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
macheneta

the premise:

Make an incision in a porn star's head. Get a low volatage stimuli--electric charge. Hook it up to different areas of the brain

By hooking it up to the hypothalmus we could regulate how aroused the whore would get

By continually shocking the whores hypothalmus we would make her so horny that she would screw and screw till we all turned blue--

Conversly we could make her do horrible things and then shock the hippocampus and effective erase the whores long term memory

Conversly II, some porn whores get worn out after many years of service and much dope.

We could effectively give them life by stimulating the amygdala.

A couple of shocks her and there and blam taylor rain would become human again--with the full range of emotion.

A little shock and blam instead of puking on max's wee wee taylor would smile and say thank you

A little shock and blam taylor would giggle like a 5 year old school girl after max chokes her silly

Not does this work great on female porn ladies but how bout the male porn star---ever see a male porn star do a A-M or drink 50 loads and wipe his chin to say thank you?--

No doudt a little shock would do wonders--



Edited by pris (04/23/06 02:16 AM)

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#158271 - 04/28/06 02:48 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Pack My Fudge Like You Bear A Grudge


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#158272 - 04/28/06 06:02 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Quote:

Pack My Fudge Like You Bear A Grudge






That one sounds viable.

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#158273 - 04/28/06 06:53 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
funnel_guy Offline
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Posts: 35
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"A Funnel in her Cunt, A Funnel in her Mouth"
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"3 Funnels, 3 Holes, 300 Loads"
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#158274 - 04/30/06 07:33 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
"Bust Your Nut Up Her Butt"

An anal creampie POV

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#158275 - 04/30/06 01:44 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

"Torn Assholes, Broken Lives"




I was gonna say "Broken homes, broken hymens" but it seems a bit too close to what the Chairman wrote.

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#158276 - 05/06/06 04:59 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
AlienMessiah Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/09/06
Posts: 66
"H.I.Vaginas."

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#158277 - 05/09/06 11:23 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
gonzo420 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
Piece of Shit Whore PIGS Vol 1.

Starring Pigs:
Julie Night,Tyla Wynn,Kelly Wells,Jenna Haze,and Lauren Pheonix
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#158278 - 05/09/06 10:34 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
gonzo113 Offline
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Registered: 05/03/06
Posts: 13
Leche de Hombre

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#158279 - 05/10/06 03:10 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
ChairmanMiaow Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/09/06
Posts: 70
"A selection of delectable young female bodies, emptied of their souls in order that they may hold more semen."


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#158280 - 05/16/06 01:00 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
nago Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan
limp dicks and homo boys get torched

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#158281 - 06/13/06 01:26 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
'Queef On My Meeth'

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#158282 - 06/13/06 03:59 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
"The Mysterious, Methodical, Mama's Boy Maged Presents:
Anal Concessions vol 1 "
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#158283 - 06/13/06 04:01 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
"Everlasting Knobslobbers"
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#158284 - 06/14/06 12:42 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
nago Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan
Hog tied homo boys starring jamesn

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#158285 - 06/14/06 12:43 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Quote:

Hog tied homo boys starring jamesn




How about "rice dicks", starring Nago
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#158286 - 06/14/06 02:08 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
nago Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan
what the fuck is this racist shit ?

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#158287 - 06/26/06 09:56 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
bluey37 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 03/12/06
Posts: 19
Total anal destruction

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#158288 - 06/26/06 10:20 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
A Gag Factor comp with an All-Asian female cast....






wait for it....





'House of Crying Gaggers'







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#158289 - 06/26/06 10:23 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Crouching Pool Boy, Hidden Drag Queen.
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#158290 - 06/26/06 11:21 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Enter the Anus
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#158291 - 06/30/06 12:07 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
DNash Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 06/29/06
Posts: 21
Loc: Houston, TX
I actually think the porn titles today, are better than they have ever been. Almost everday I laugh out loud to some of the titles. Save the fancy titles for a fluffy feature movie. REAL porn is gonzo and the title should be just like the movie, hard and to the point


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#158292 - 06/30/06 03:48 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Cumwhipper Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/13/04
Posts: 153
"So much for my career in politics"

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#158293 - 07/06/06 03:29 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Lessthanzero Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/05/06
Posts: 50
Loc: City of Lost Angels I am the s...
"Smiles and Cries: We smile while you cry bitch (Are you ok?)" -Directed By Khan Tusion
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#158294 - 07/06/06 03:39 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Lessthanzero Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/05/06
Posts: 50
Loc: City of Lost Angels I am the s...
Quote:

"Smiles and Cries: We smile while you cry bitch (Are you ok?)" -Directed By Khan Tusion




"You Gotta Swallow That Cock, And Take That Dick, And In The Ass!"

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#158295 - 07/06/06 10:48 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
Quote:

"So much for my career in politics"




How about "So much for my career" instead

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