Dear Mr. Irons,
I have enjoyed your work, but I think I am now 99 percent over pornography. I am almost ready to move on and marry a nice girl, if I meet one. The only thing keeping me attached to this terrible habit is the hope that Gia Jordan will participate in one of your big facial thingies. I would prefer that she wears a full business type outfit like a professional person with pantyhose and all that. Should all that be accomplished, I think that will be the last pornography I watch. I will spend myself several times on that scene then marry somebody and have kids without ever watching pornography again.
Please help to stop my habit by doing that. Thank you.