What are gential warts? Are they the same as genteel warts?
Genteel wart #1: I say, Rupert, did you see Muffy at the regatta last weekend? Her father's a CEO of a Fortune 500, you know.
Genteel wart #2: No, I was playing polo with Jeff Steward. I trounced him as usual. We discussed how he shouldn't drop the soap if he ever gets sent to prison. I told him to request Club Fed so he could keep up with his cricket, too, but he wasn't sure if they would offer it.
Genteel wart #1: Smashing! I say, let's go have someting cool to drink. Pina coladas?
Genteel wart #2: I'll call Jeff. He keeps a lot of that around.