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#222342 - 02/11/07 12:47 AM Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
How the fuck long has the spot off to the right been vacant? The blue flashing Your AD Here?



Jeff, I'll give ya 50 bucks a month for it.

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#222343 - 02/11/07 08:29 AM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I offered to rent it over a year ago. Malice was going to ask Jeff and get back to me, but he never did.

It was my plan to use it as a bully pulpit.

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#222344 - 02/11/07 09:02 AM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

I offered to rent it over a year ago. Malice was going to ask Jeff and get back to me, but he never did.

It was my plan to use it as a bully pulpit.


Turns out the Whore Master is just as unreliable as the Whores themselves. Whoda thunkit?
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#222345 - 02/11/07 10:59 AM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

How the fuck long has the spot off to the right been vacant? The blue flashing Your AD Here?




Jeff, I'll give ya 50 bucks a month for it.






db how about we put your death clock there. like a countdown to new year. niggaz for life!

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#222346 - 02/11/07 11:29 AM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Quote:

How the fuck long has the spot off to the right been vacant? The blue flashing Your AD Here?




Jeff, I'll give ya 50 bucks a month for it.







db how about we put your death clock there. like a countdown to new year. niggaz for life!



How about we put the number of times you pretended to be a black thug when you're really a late teens wigger wannabe from Irwindale?

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#222347 - 02/11/07 11:56 AM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:


How about we put the number of times you pretended to be a black thug when you're really a late teens wigger wannabe from Irwindale?




Ouch! That's gotta hurt!
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#222348 - 02/11/07 01:15 PM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

How the fuck long has the spot off to the right been vacant? The blue flashing Your AD Here?




Jeff, I'll give ya 50 bucks a month for it.







db how about we put your death clock there. like a countdown to new year. niggaz for life!



How about we put the number of times you pretended to be a black thug when you're really a late teens wigger wannabe from Irwindale?




Easy easy on the lad william, the boy means well...Guapo how about I add phonics lessons to my will for you? I'll even arrange for some hott teacher to conduct class twice a week. If you pass you get a blowjob and a new HDTV, then all the XPT community might appreciate what you bring to the table, cuz they will finally understand just what the hell you sayin' !!! Do ya feel me Boy???

Not to be derailed,

I still want to know what Jeff wants for that fuckin spot!!! I have only so much time left for self entertainment on a pervertedly insane, self absorbed scale.
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#222349 - 02/11/07 01:42 PM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

How the fuck long has the spot off to the right been vacant? The blue flashing Your AD Here?




Jeff, I'll give ya 50 bucks a month for it.







db how about we put your death clock there. like a countdown to new year. niggaz for life!



How about we put the number of times you pretended to be a black thug when you're really a late teens wigger wannabe from Irwindale?




Easy easy on the lad william, the boy means well...Guapo how about I add phonics lessons to my will for you? I'll even arrange for some hott teacher to conduct class twice a week. If you pass you get a blowjob and a new HDTV, then all the XPT community might appreciate what you bring to the table, cuz they will finally understand just what the hell you sayin' !!! Do ya feel me Boy???

Not to be derailed,

I still want to know what Jeff wants for that fuckin spot!!! I have only so much time left for self entertainment on a pervertedly insane, self absorbed scale.





new hd tv and blowjobs db? count this nigga in!

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#222350 - 02/12/07 06:50 PM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
willie why the hate? i got love for you nigga!

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#222351 - 02/12/07 07:02 PM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
I think it has something to do with him ...


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#222352 - 02/13/07 08:57 AM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Any of you maniacs that want any space to the right just PM me and it's a done deal, that goes for you Bornyo, Burglar etc!

Tony
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#222353 - 02/13/07 01:33 PM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I sincerely hope that any advert taken out by an XPT'er will be as offensive as their posts.

Please don't let Windsock insert random letters into it, or let Lou have it as a 'Lou Crew Sign Up' button. Or some sort of overeaters anon ad by Fattie.
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#222354 - 03/05/07 06:26 PM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I see Burg has a coming soon trailer of sorts.

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#222355 - 03/05/07 06:38 PM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Coming Soon...

Last Ride of Da Burglar




damn. da burg has died and come back more times than dracula and jesus put togther.
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#222356 - 07/18/08 06:39 AM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Browser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
BUMP.

Come on, let's get the sales dept going on this!

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#222357 - 07/18/08 07:11 AM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
i was smoking a lot of pot back in Early 2007 up in Mendocino, and my latest labs and bloodwork at the time really really sucked. I decided to link that spot to a website I was going to use to REALLY say what I thought about a bunch of shit, stuff I cant even say here on XPT. But After several months of strict adherence to Organic health foods, no Booze and lots of therapeutic Northern Cali Whores, my health miraculously rebounded again. I have no clue why except that it was NOT due to Jesus or Anthony Robbins.

It may have to do with the fact that Holly Randall was nice to me and gave me the time of day...in fact it was after finally meeting her last July 2007, that I had more bloodwork done and my doc said "Well looks like you dodged another bullet" and this latest crisis was over. Instead of counting my blessings though, I have since fallen back into my old habits, Booze/pills/Gourmet Foods/whores/strippers/Posting regularly at XPT/Gambling/shooting Squirrels with my paintball gun....all the shit that makes "Not Dying" worthwhile. I would have to Hire Holly on full time as my therapist to truly reform...but now Guapo hates my guts because I didnt die and leave him his inheritance. It's holly's fault Guapo.

Maybe I could resume setting up that website, except this time turn it into the MAshed Potato Shrine to Holly that Monstar suggested.

30 bucks says Monstar would be the first visitor to the Holly Randall Mashed Potato Shrine, Bib on and fork in hand....hypocrites!!!!
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#222358 - 07/18/08 08:35 PM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Conky
Quote:

I sincerely hope that any advert taken out by an XPT'er will be as offensive as their posts.

Please don't let Windsock insert random letters into it, or let Lou have it as a 'Lou Crew Sign Up' button. Or some sort of overeaters anon ad by Fattie.




The fuck??
I missed this.
Muppet ever drags his squeeky ass back in here Imma rip his Ms Piggy pubic pelt off and sticky it to his forehead.
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#222359 - 07/18/08 11:50 PM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

MAshed Potato Shrine to Holly





Mmmmm.... mashed potatoes...
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#222360 - 07/19/08 12:48 AM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Monstar wanted to capture and take Holly back to his teepee and force her to join his tribe LONG LONG before I even knew who she was or even thought about simply having her as a trophy wife. He wanted her as a trophy on his wall. Still does for all we know...you can take the Indian off the reservation, but you cant take the reservation out of the...ah screw it. I just hope holly invites me to her wedding, whether I am the victim or merely a witness....Me + Weddings + Open Bar = Spectacle of Lifetime. Plus, I guarantee I will find at least one penthouse Pet who thinks I am the cutest thing since frosted mini wheats and wheeljacks me to a nearby motel to see if I really can spin my wheels as fast as a sybian.
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#222361 - 07/19/08 12:58 AM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i dunno
noone ever answers inquiries about it
its wierd
love, pretty
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#222362 - 07/19/08 03:46 AM Re: Ad space to the right >>>>>>>>>
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Monstar wanted to capture and take Holly back to his teepee and force her to join his tribe LONG LONG before I even knew who she was





what makes you think I didn't make her an honorary member already?



naw just fuckin' witcha. she has better taste in men, all bloggers aside.

Quote:

Still does for all we know...you can take the Indian off the reservation, but you cant take the reservation out of the...ah screw it.




bah. the only reservation I have is for dinner tomorrow night.

mmm.....mashpahollytatoes
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