This is all moot, now. Fayner finished a mainstream screenplay. There will surely be a bidding war between the major studios and he'll be laughing at all of us when he's not hoovering rails with Lindsay Lohan or finalizing deals at the Ivy. It's his time to shine, now. All we can do is bask in the glow and hope some of that good fortune finds its way into our lives.
Scotty, if you're reading this, let me be the first one to step forward and apologize to you. We harshly misjudged you. I now believe behind all the crack residue and layers of filth lay a man with tremendous talent and the wherewithal to fully utilize it. I am part of Team Fayner from this day forward.