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#262936 - 07/27/07 04:40 PM Paulina James to Spoof Lindsay Lohan in XXX
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Paulina James to Spoof Lindsay Lohan in XXX SexZ Porno

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) With news reports breaking daily, SexZ Pictures contract girl Paulina James is set to star in an adult sex comedy based on the life of troubled mainstream celebrity Lindsay Lohan.

The XXX hardcore parody titled Lindsay HoHand: Get Out of My Fucking Way will be directed by Will Ryder and promises to be packed with dirty sex and wild Hollywood adventures.

“I have a number of big projects in the works but this movie seemed like so much fun and with all of the trouble that Lindsay has been getting into lately, I jumped at the chance,” James remarked.

James was referring to the mainstream singer, television and movie star that’s been the fodder for many late night talk shows and news reports because of her Hollywood bad girl image and a couple of recent highly publicized drunk driving arrests. Pre-production is already underway and the movie is expected to be released in October from SexZ Pictures.

Movie actress and pop princess Lindsay HoHand is a sexy mess and can’t seem to stop getting into trouble. The gorgeous 20 year old loves to party and get fucked whenever she can and all of Hollywood knows she’s a fun date. Her sweet smile and innocent face hide the fact that she’s addicted to sex and will do anything to get a cock in her hands. Unable to stop giving handjobs even to the police that arrest her, the starlet always seems to end up spreading her legs and having sex which gets her into an endless sea of fun and dirty trouble.


“I really like what producers Jeff Mullen & Scott David have been doing with their sex comedies,” stated SexZ Pictures CEO Bo Kenney. “They’re the right guys for the job and Paulina’s a rising star so I green-lighted this Lindsay HoHand project and put it on a fast track.”

Kenny was referring to the successful Britney Spears parody series Britney Rears and the upcoming Jennifer Lopez spoof J-Ho and promises that Lindsay HoHand will be packed with dirty sex.

Hollywood celebrity meets the world of XXX porn in Lindsay HoHand starring Paulina James due in stores in October from SexZ Pictures.



SexZ Pictures won a truck load of adult industry awards in 2007 for their political sex thriller Corruption including Best Movie Video from AVN and XRCO.




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#262937 - 07/27/07 07:44 PM Re: Paulina James to Spoof Lindsay Lohan in XXX
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They're making a handjob movie about a whore named "Firecrotch"?

Meh, I've seen her movies. Paulina James couldn't live up to that name if you stuck Lindsay's stash in her snatch.

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#262938 - 07/28/07 02:39 AM Re: Paulina James to Spoof Lindsay Lohan in XXX
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Jeff Mullen is some sort of creative wunderkind...I can't wait to see what groundbreaking idea he comes up with next!

Tara Reamed? Megan Fux? Nicole Bitchie? Hayden Penetrateherderriere? The sky's the limit for this guy!

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#262939 - 08/01/07 01:17 PM Re: Paulina James to Spoof Lindsay Lohan in XXX
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Are porn whores in any position to be making fun of a girl that gets high and fucks alot?
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#262940 - 08/01/07 03:43 PM Re: Paulina James to Spoof Lindsay Lohan in XXX
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Are porn whores in any position to be making fun of a girl that gets high and fucks alot?




they made three britney rears movies didn't they? the real question is, who's the asshole who watches porn for the plots? besides that vivid director guy.
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#262941 - 08/01/07 05:52 PM Re: Paulina James to Spoof Lindsay Lohan in XXX
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who's the asshole who watches porn for the plots? besides that vivid director guy.




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