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#295876 - 01/19/08 07:42 PM Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

"For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting."



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#295877 - 01/26/08 11:34 PM Re: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
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What kind of big pussy would actually buy a "vagina couch".

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#295878 - 01/31/08 10:52 AM Re: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
I think it's cool. Not very functional but certainly artsy.
Besides, anything about pussy is OK in my book.
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#295879 - 01/31/08 11:14 AM Re: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
My concern is that it will bleed 4 days a month and stain my carpet.
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#295880 - 01/31/08 11:44 AM Re: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i'll make you a tampon pillow, grizz.
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#295881 - 01/31/08 12:08 PM Re: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Oh lawdy Miss Gigi, you so funny.
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#295882 - 01/31/08 12:20 PM Re: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
oh, c'mon. i even have neckroll pillow forms in my craft closet. of course, my mother stole my sewing machine. dumb whore.
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#295883 - 01/31/08 12:42 PM Re: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
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Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
I think this couch would be cool to have just for the novelty factor. Still, I'm willing to bet the person selling it (and probably their friends) have had sex in/on it. Come on, what art school student would pass up the chance to say they had sex inside a huge vagina?

This couch has probably been involved in more sex than most of its real life counter-parts. Imagine the germs embedded in this thing.

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#295884 - 02/01/08 02:43 PM Re: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

This couch has probably been involved in more sex than most of its real life counter-parts. Imagine the germs embedded in this thing.




It's always good to have one or two pieces of furniture like that in your house. The oodles and oodles of DNA would surely throw off the CSI guys long enough for you to get out of town.
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#295885 - 02/01/08 02:51 PM Re: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Why would CSI guys be in your house?
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#295886 - 02/01/08 03:48 PM Re: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Why would CSI guys be in your house?



Bad Habit = AC Cream??? Or BONO-One?? Moblem??
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#295887 - 02/03/08 02:09 PM Re: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Why would CSI guys be in your house?




Just planning ahead. You are still coming over, right?
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#295888 - 02/03/08 02:12 PM Re: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Bad Habit = AC Cream??? Or BONO-One?? Moblem??




Sorry, Freestylah, just little old me and no other alter-egos.
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#295889 - 03/11/08 11:31 AM Re: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
hoogleboogle Offline
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Registered: 03/04/08
Posts: 12
lol

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