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#323066 - 04/28/08 12:41 PM What is the lamest porn website out there?
tattypatty Offline
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For my first thread ever I would like to ask you, dear friends , what is the lamest porn site out there? Any criteria will do; Lame premise(Eg. Creampie Surprise) Total lack of originality(Bang Van, Fuck Bus) Lame content etc. I nominate Insane Cock Brothas. It is beyond fucking stupid....


Edited by tattypatty (04/28/08 12:42 PM)
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#323067 - 04/28/08 05:22 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
KATrainwreck Offline
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Registered: 04/02/08
Posts: 49
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Quote:

For my first thread ever I would like to ask you, dear friends , what is the lamest porn site out there? Any criteria will do; Lame premise(Eg. Creampie Surprise) Total lack of originality(Bang Van, Fuck Bus) Lame content etc. I nominate Insane Cock Brothas. It is beyond fucking stupid....




Biggest load of shit ever! Obviously fake and terribly corny.
Here's a pic


You know if they shoved those long ass dildos all the way up some whores ass or down her throat it would have potential.
Also they need to replace the brothas

with lesbians


It would be much better.


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Edited by k1ng (04/28/08 08:02 PM)
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#323068 - 04/28/08 05:40 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
Willie D Offline

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#323069 - 04/28/08 06:15 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
Gigi Offline
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adultdvdtalk. a porn site with no pictures. why why why?
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#323070 - 04/28/08 06:38 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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TexasTwins

They never touch any of the girls. They barely touch themselves. No eating pussy. And, NO GUYS!!

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#323071 - 04/28/08 07:53 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
tattypatty Offline
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I haven't seen the actual clips from this one, so it may be jerk-worthy, but as far as dopey ideas go:
http://bangthechamp.com/
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#323072 - 04/28/08 09:56 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
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#323073 - 04/29/08 07:27 AM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
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Quote:

http://www.ibangpornstars.com




oh I have seen it all. At least he spending his meth money well.
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#323074 - 04/29/08 10:40 AM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
pretty Offline
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adultdvdtalk. a porn site with no pictures. why why why?




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#323075 - 04/29/08 11:01 AM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
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Adult FYI

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#323076 - 04/29/08 07:02 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
Bluecipher Offline
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TexasTwins

They never touch any of the girls. They barely touch themselves. No eating pussy. And, NO GUYS!!






Waaaaiiittt... They have a lesbian site and don't munch carpet? That's like bukakke without splooge. It makes no sense!
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#323077 - 04/29/08 07:27 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

TexasTwins

They never touch any of the girls. They barely touch themselves. No eating pussy. And, NO GUYS!!






Waaaaiiittt... They have a lesbian site and don't munch carpet? That's like bukakke without splooge. It makes no sense!




Nope. No fingering. There's not even all to much rubbing.

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#323078 - 04/29/08 07:42 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
Jigaloo Offline
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After ADT I'd say the lamest site is Lukeisback.com. Whoever owns it now totally fucking sucks.
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#323079 - 04/30/08 03:43 AM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
tattypatty Offline
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Lukeisback does blow now. I was kinda hoping for actual PORN porn sites, if you know what I mean. Maybe the people who make this stuff would get the message. Thanks for the feedback, though....
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#323080 - 04/30/08 06:23 AM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
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Can either Fake LIB or ADT qualify as "Porn" sites anymore? That said, I honestly think that the former has far surpassed the latter in terms of sheer Douchebaggery. I've viewed it exactly once since the month after it changed hands, and that was only when Malice posted the link where Fake Luke got Punked by Mike South on April Fool's day. That was worth the momentary Alexa bump.

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#323081 - 04/30/08 08:35 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
wolfpac420 Offline
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adult dvd talk, not only is the site lame, but everyone that posts is lame. laaaaaame

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#323082 - 04/30/08 08:46 PM What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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People: While we all enjoy bashing ADT, and rightfully so, let's try to limit the concept of a "porn website" to "pay porn websites".

So what is your nominee?

I'm sticking with the TexasTwins.

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#323083 - 04/30/08 11:35 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

TexasTwins

They never touch any of the girls. They barely touch themselves. No eating pussy. And, NO GUYS!!







are they Leah Luv's sisters??

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#323084 - 05/01/08 01:57 AM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
tattypatty Offline
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Quote:

People: While we all enjoy bashing ADT, and rightfully so, let's try to limit the concept of a "porn website" to "pay porn websites".

So what is your nominee?





Thanks for reeling in this thread, Senor Gordo. That is more what I meant: A site selling sex that totally blows....
I'm sticking with the TexasTwins.



[ed: fixed quotes]


Edited by Willie D Ponantæ (05/01/08 01:44 PM)
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#323085 - 05/01/08 07:51 AM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
pretty Offline
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two that ive bought in the past that i was unhappy with:
we live together dot com
lame lesbian site- pretty girls though
and bi domination- lousy wanna be rape fantasy stuff
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#323086 - 05/01/08 12:09 PM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
tattypatty Offline
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Again, i cannot speak on the actual stroke-worthiness of the blowjob/sex parts, but sites like this one

http://www.eatsomeass.com/tour/?nats=MjA1NTk6Mzo0,0,0,0,0

just make me think that people are running out of ideas. And seeing some guy's hairy ass is a true boner-killer. Even the gays wouldn't be down with this garbage...
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#323087 - 05/01/08 01:11 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Quote:

Quote:

TexasTwins

They never touch any of the girls. They barely touch themselves. No eating pussy. And, NO GUYS!!







are they Leah Luv's sisters??




HaHAHAHa!!


<<Click to see what Leah Luv had to say about them!!!>>


What's really scary is that the initial pic I attached and posted in that thread has over 200 downloads.

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#323088 - 05/01/08 02:01 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
Bornyo Offline
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PrettyPleads is PrettyLame

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#323089 - 05/01/08 02:02 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
*L*G* Offline
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LOL!!!

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#323090 - 05/01/08 03:53 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
loopnode Offline
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Footwear Club dot com, unless of course smelling dirty shoes and socks is something that gets you off.





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#323091 - 05/02/08 12:18 PM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
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Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
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Again, i cannot speak on the actual stroke-worthiness of the blowjob/sex parts, but sites like this one

http://www.eatsomeass.com/tour/?nats=MjA1NTk6Mzo0,0,0,0,0

just make me think that people are running out of ideas. And seeing some guy's hairy ass is a true boner-killer. Even the gays wouldn't be down with this garbage...




ahhh where do i begin? First of all, have you ever had your ass licked? That shit feels good as hell! There is nothing gay about a WOMAN licking a man's ass. Second, those asses arent hairy! They should be though! I mean come on! That adds to the degradation factor a lot! The harrier the better, it makes the whore look that much more dirty. I wonder...do these guys just shave their ass voluntarily...or do the whores demand it? Hopefully its not the whores demand, I mean, they're whores!! They do what they're told, or they dont get paid! Its that simple! My ass is extremely hairy, probably hairier than usual, and I still get my ass licked! These guys are
Anyway thanks for the link! More ass licking sites!!
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#323092 - 05/02/08 01:21 PM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
Anonymous
Unregistered


http://www.clipd4sale.com has a LOT of strange fetish things on it...if that’s what you’re into.....

I am an old school porner...fucking oral/vag or anal is where it’s at......

Smelling someone’s dirty feet/socks/shoes......to me is absolutely disgusting....but then again one mans trash is another mans treasure! To each his own (as long as its LEGAL) and no one dies or gets an eye poked out…..now the “herp” once again that’s just the risk these folk take being in the business that they are in.

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#323093 - 05/02/08 01:47 PM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
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#323094 - 05/02/08 02:33 PM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:


ahhh where do i begin?





Here:




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#323095 - 05/02/08 02:33 PM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
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Again, i cannot speak on the actual stroke-worthiness of the blowjob/sex parts, but sites like this one

http://www.eatsomeass.com/tour/?nats=MjA1NTk6Mzo0,0,0,0,0

just make me think that people are running out of ideas. And seeing some guy's hairy ass is a true boner-killer. Even the gays wouldn't be down with this garbage...




Now, lesbian asslicking is something else... I'd like to see a lesbian asslicking orgy. I am sure some studio can drum up a series...
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#323096 - 05/02/08 02:36 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
Bluecipher Offline
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...Footwear Club dot com[/url], unless of course smelling dirty shoes and socks is something that gets you off.





This must be part of some doctoral dissertation trying to prove something. What a waste of a cute red head.
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#323097 - 05/03/08 11:14 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
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Loc: Temple Of Doom
fake ass Lukeisback.
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#323098 - 05/04/08 05:49 PM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

http://donnylong.com/


he is giving tech advise now

http://donnylong.com/blog/?p=171




I look forward to his Firefox tips.

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#323099 - 05/04/08 10:40 PM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
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#323100 - 05/06/08 12:04 PM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Again, i cannot speak on the actual stroke-worthiness of the blowjob/sex parts, but sites like this one

http://www.eatsomeass.com/tour/?nats=MjA1NTk6Mzo0,0,0,0,0

just make me think that people are running out of ideas. And seeing some guy's hairy ass is a true boner-killer. Even the gays wouldn't be down with this garbage...




ahhh where do i begin? First of all, have you ever had your ass licked? That shit feels good as hell! There is nothing gay about a WOMAN licking a man's ass. Second, those asses arent hairy! They should be though! I mean come on! That adds to the degradation factor a lot! The harrier the better, it makes the whore look that much more dirty. I wonder...do these guys just shave their ass voluntarily...or do the whores demand it? Hopefully its not the whores demand, I mean, they're whores!! They do what they're told, or they dont get paid! Its that simple! My ass is extremely hairy, probably hairier than usual, and I still get my ass licked! These guys are
Anyway thanks for the link! More ass licking sites!!




exactly
im a big fan of all billy watsons sites
i even won a free membership to manojobs
im into eatsomeass.com too
sorry
but hte hairy man ass makes it more degrading and thus hotter
may be lame
but its a fact
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#323101 - 05/10/08 05:25 AM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
girliegirl Offline
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Registered: 05/10/08
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The Insane Cock Brothas has wasted so much pina colada mix it's stupid. I thought those black boyz were supposed to naturally have big dicks. This is demeaning to the black race. VERY LAME

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#323102 - 05/11/08 12:05 AM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
Fenris Offline
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I humbly submit http://www.alsscans.com I really wanted to see some of these insanely hot girls but the internal design on this site made accessing film clips nearly fucking impossible and after I'd ALREADY paid for a fucking membership, they wanted me to cough up another $30 odd dollars to view more of the same site.

Here's a hint guys, if I can't access content I've already paid for, chances are I'M NEVER COMING BACK.

To this day, it is the only site that I have ever requested a refund from. And I've seen a lot of sites...

And no, I didn't get the refund.

I will say that canceling was surprisingly easy. Almost like they'd seen a lot of people cancel their member ship an hour or so after joining.
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#323103 - 05/11/08 05:10 AM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5093
Loc:
Quote:

...
but hte hairy man ass makes it more degrading and thus hotter
may be lame
but its a fact




we need more lesbian ass-eating sites, I say.
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#323104 - 05/11/08 08:18 AM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

...
but hte hairy man ass makes it more degrading and thus hotter
may be lame
but its a fact




we need more lesbian ass-eating sites, I say.




oh yes!
with mean lesbians making girls eat their asses!
fer sure
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#323105 - 05/11/08 08:51 AM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
John West Fan Offline
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Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 663
http://grandpasfuckteens.com/preview/freetour/main








I don't need to see guys who look like ChristianXXX's granddad in action...



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Edited by John West Fan (05/11/08 08:53 AM)

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#323106 - 05/11/08 08:55 AM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
zenman Offline
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The grandpa shit doesn't really have stroke value but it is perversely appealing, in a Gag Factor sort of way.
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#323107 - 05/11/08 09:25 AM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
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Loc:
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

...
but hte hairy man ass makes it more degrading and thus hotter
may be lame
but its a fact




we need more lesbian ass-eating sites, I say.




oh yes!
with mean lesbians making girls eat their asses!
fer sure




"Damn Straight." Sunday punnery at its best.
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#323108 - 05/11/08 11:26 AM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
Anonymous
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Quote:

I don't need to see guys who look like ChristianXXX's granddad in action...




I thought it was Mafia Lawyer turned TV Judge Bruce Cutler:



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#323109 - 05/15/08 09:44 AM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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#323110 - 05/15/09 12:15 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
orgasmatron Offline
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Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 163
Loc: The south.
I vote for blackbachelor.com.

1. whoever did the "web design" should be shot on principal alone. It's like trying to navigate a porn site in 1995, but with annoying fucking music.

2. All the "hung" black brothers have bigger guts than dicks. I've seen bigger cocks on facial abuse.

3. The girls are 89 percent disgusting.

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#323111 - 05/16/09 12:32 AM Re: What is the lamest PAY porn website out there?
inebriated kiwi Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

http://grandpasfuckteens.com/preview/freetour/main








I don't need to see guys who look like ChristianXXX's granddad in action...






There's a lot of old farts out there who want to see young hot girls getting banged by old codgers who look as decrepit as they do.

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#323112 - 05/18/09 05:57 AM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
gia jordan Offline
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#323113 - 05/18/09 06:17 AM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Gia somehow through that link you posted I wound up on this awesome image.




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#323114 - 05/18/09 07:19 PM Re: What is the lamest porn website out there?
Claude Goddard Offline
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Not really lame; not really porn.




That is a riff based off of this site.

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