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#340267 - 07/02/08 10:06 AM
Re: Am I a cougar already?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#340269 - 07/02/08 11:37 AM
Re: Am I a cougar already?
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
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i wouldn't worry too much about what any 24 year old says. ever. i'll come over there and do ya right now. 
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#340270 - 07/02/08 12:10 PM
Re: Am I a cougar already?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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 I'm going to derail this to say, I had 71 model XR7 in High School (minus the fuzzy dice). God Damn was it fast! :bananawhitetrash: P.S. there are NO cougars on this board.
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#340271 - 07/02/08 01:22 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i'm 34 and i actually find it amusing/hot that i am entering cougar territory. now please excuse me while i go find a hot piece of nineteen year-old ass to teach how to fuck properly. 
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#340273 - 07/02/08 03:21 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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um, no luck finding one yet. plus, after i made that post i remembered that i generally prefer the older mens. way less self-absorbed and shit.
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#340274 - 07/02/08 04:01 PM
Re: Am I a cougar already?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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um, no luck finding one yet.
Ask the Hulkster's wife. She seems pretty good at finding and fucking her daughter's school friends. 
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#340275 - 07/02/08 05:02 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i've decided to save my cougaring for shia laboeuf.
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#340278 - 07/02/08 09:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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I'm not sure who this^ faggot is replying to because this thread is infected with "the gay" and I refuse to read it.
But rest assured, ignoring his textual diarrhea is not only recommended, it's encouraged.
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#340280 - 07/02/08 10:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I love being 34 and wouldnt be a naive kid again for a million...but call it like it is 25-40=MILF 40+ =cougar.Specifically a 40+ woman who goes after guys 8 years or more younger then her.
i volunteer for sex scenes, enlist cameron keys...hot whore...do it...
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#340285 - 07/03/08 01:30 PM
Re: Am I a cougar already?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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um, that wasn't very funny. 
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#340292 - 07/05/08 08:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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What? No MILF Island reference? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nziijRfp94http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MILF_Island"Confusion was caused prior to the broadcast of this episode when many critics speculated about how the episode would tackle the use of the word MILF without actually explaining that it is an acronym for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck", as that would have broken Federal Communications Commission rules. The situation was compared to the episode of Seinfeld called "The Contest" which features the subject of masturbation but the characters could never actually say the word "masturbation.""
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#340295 - 07/07/08 12:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I think he was trying to be cheeky and get a response from you Holly. I only heard about "Cougars" from Mark Phillippoussis's show "Age of Love" - wasn't that where they invented the term? Like how "MILF" came from "American Pie" ? I've never heard anyone use these terms outside of these shows apart from in porn movies :-P I think its more about the look than your age and you definitely don't look old! And don't worry about turning 30!
A short tale if you will...
I had a pair of coworkers back in PA, one of which was older (in his late 40's) and didn't know anything about MILF. The other was quite saavy with such 'hip' terms.
During a short run from Allentown into Jersey, they discuss the term 'MILF'. The elder coworker was so enamored by this term, he thought it was genius. Apparently, he also thought it was fairly discrete.
Upon arrival in Jersey, they check into their hotel rooms. In the lobby, elder gent sees a hot broad in her late 30's / early 40's. He turns to his coworker, and says, "Hey (name), that's a pretty hot MILF there [points to said MILF]".
Obviously, said hot broad took notice of his comment, and the coworker just held his head in his hands. I envision this a situation like some strange foreigner, almost Borat-like, not quite grasping their earlier discussion about MILF's, and figuring it was some kind of code between the guys.
This is all hearsay, of course. And, well, it wasn't short either.
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#340296 - 07/07/08 03:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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My high school's mascot was the cougar.
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#340300 - 07/15/08 05:41 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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I just got a message on myspace from some dumb-ass 24 year old guy who said: "Hey you're one sexy cougar. You should be my sugar momma!" When I argued that I was hardly a cougar yet, he responded: "Isn't 30 a cougar?"
First of all, I'm not 30 yet. Yes I know I'm 29, and I may be desperately hanging onto the last few months of my 20s with all I've got, but can you honestly call one a cougar at my age? I know in porn years, if I was a model, I would be considered over the hill. But in "real life", do I really deserve such a title? When I look in the mirror I don't see an older woman looking back at me. I know we see ourselves differently than others see us, so am I just kidding myself when I find that I'm offended by such a remark?
Cougar is a woman who dates much younger men. Like a Demi Moore. Maybe he meant to say MILF but you're not that either unless you have children.
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#340301 - 07/15/08 05:43 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Why was Holly in a wheelchair? 
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#340302 - 07/15/08 05:48 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Nah, I like older men-- the guy I've been crushing on for the past year and a half is 48.
I prefer older men as well. But when you say crushing on, does that mean you like him but he hasn't returned the favor?
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#340303 - 07/15/08 06:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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#340305 - 07/15/08 07:55 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 48
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I think your nuts...or I'm jealous.  Either way he was in college when you were in diapers. From my perspective (I'm 27) that guy is 3 years younger than my mom!
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#340308 - 07/16/08 04:27 PM
Re: Am I a cougar already?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i don't think i am a cougar, but according to the placemat at the fake chinese restaurant i just ate at, i am a 'tiger', and as such am supposed to avoid the 'monkey' at all costs.
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#340310 - 07/21/08 10:00 AM
Re: Am I a cougar already?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Cougar is a woman who dates much younger men. Like a Demi Moore. Maybe he meant to say MILF but you're not that either unless you have children.
WOW! You are a fucking genius. Did you look that up on Google, Wikipedia or UrbanDictionary.com?
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#340311 - 07/21/08 01:43 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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WOW! You are a fucking genius. Did you look that up on Google, Wikipedia or UrbanDictionary.com?
No, your dad told me while we were fucking. Your mom was there recording everything. Sorry.
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