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#344458 - 07/16/08 04:50 AM
Tiffany Minx (Depreciation?) Thread
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Porn Jesus
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  This woman has had staying power in the porn industry FAR beyond the typical average period before "Shot-outedness" happens for other girls. What does everyone attribute this too? I have always secretly fantasized about her since 1994, but I've heard and perceived that despite her levels of debauchery and hottness on screen, she is somewhat of a moody bitch. Still, the fact that she has maintained strokeability and porn relevance for so long speaks to something exceptional, like a cockroach surviving nuclear war. [non-professional_medical_diagnosis_Bullshit_disclaimer] You know what Dr. Burglar, PhD thinks? Early on she found a liking for opiates NOT containing gobs of tylenol, and has maintained an outward preservation of beauty while inwardly the drugs have eaten what soul she did have. She was lucky to have found the right dose, and stay satisfied and within that dose without OD'ng or choking on her own puke. I have known a few whores like that, and it is the epitome of sloth, decadence and debauchery. What is even hotter in Ms Minx's case is she is a mom, and her kids by now must be approaching adolescence to start asking a shitload of uncomfortable questions.... [/non-professional_medical_diagnosis_Bullshit_disclaimer] [William S. Burroughs] Opiates are the BEST drug by far for a whore to become addicted too, in terms of finding the right balance between killing the pain of what you have been doing/are doing, giving you that BUZZ to allow denial of what you really are, AND maintaining/Preserving your beauty which extends your earning power as long as possible, which allows you to keep buying the opiates, etc etc etc. [/William S. Burroughs] Porn needs more Tiffany Minxes, and less "6 months and she is GONE" Babydoll-Meth whores. Fuck Marijuana, legalize Smack and make Oxycontin over the counter, it's the new Botox .... :banana_kellylynch_in_Drugstore_Cowboy:
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#344463 - 07/16/08 05:06 PM
Re: Tiffany Minx (Depreciation?) Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Burg, you're upsetting me with the pics of that hideous jew on all these threads. I, too, still enjoy Tiff and her whorish ways. If there was every a thread for GOOD tit-jobs she'd be on it.I'll give her a pass for going into business with that Zicari fella. And one more thing professor.I popped a bunch of pills with the letters TEC on them whilst getting my chest tattooed. What the fuck are they? Somebody said Oxys but I think they're percs....
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#344464 - 07/16/08 05:09 PM
Re: Tiffany Minx (Depreciation?) Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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Tatty, does Google not work for you? I just spent fifteen seconds finding this.
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#344465 - 07/16/08 05:14 PM
Re: Tiffany Minx (Depreciation?) Thread
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Porn Jesus
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Didn't bother checking, Khan. I was hoping to bait Burg into telling some awesome story. Thanks for ruining it. Burg, the floor is yours if you want to regale us with tales of the little TEC pill that could...
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#344469 - 07/16/08 10:10 PM
Re: Tiffany Minx (Depreciation?) Thread
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Registered: 02/18/05
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#344470 - 07/27/08 10:23 PM
Re: Tiffany Minx (Depreciation?) Thread
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Porn Jesus
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Take a look at the top/front of her tits, right where the piss seems to be splashing on them....is she getting a rash from this guy's urine? Wow that is BAD, there must be a shitton of chemicals in that guy's piss. Urine typically is quite sterile, non- allergenic and safe in most cases. I wonder if, as Tiffany's eyes remain closed during this scene while she thinks of the 500 bucks she is getting for this debacle, at some point when the piss stream dwindles to a tinkle and the guy shakes the last few drops into her face, Tiffany's eyes open with a startle dlook on her face as she REALIZES what she might have to do NEXT scene in order to avoid working a real job and earning a living, given the fact that she has done EVERYTHING there is to do in porn. What's next, poop? Allowing yourself to be a surgical patient during a LIVE PPV broadcast? How else can she sell her body and thus avoid having to do an honest days work in ANY field or business??
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#344474 - 07/28/08 09:34 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
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Burg's right on with that one. The woman is basically a piece of shit.
I remember when she broke into the business years ago her press release was full of claptrap about how she hailed from wealthy Marin County, CA and how she turned her back on all that lifestyle. Who cares. And now she's inducing her son to get into the biz.
I've seen the Pissmops flick and I think the marks on her tits was from a few nice slaps from Khan beforehand. And then Tiffany mucks up the whole scene by protesting about the angle of the piss etc. She's lucky to get the work.
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#344477 - 07/28/08 09:48 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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two ps's to this thread:
ps 1- gia looks hawt in that pic, of course
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ps 2- tiffany is piss dodging in that scene, so i gotta go with burg on this one
itd be one thing if she was like "yeah!" and catching the piss on her jaw with a smile and a gleam in her eye- in short, if she were into it
but shes not
shes dodging the piss
proof shes not into it
love, pretty
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