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#346666 - 07/23/08 05:42 PM I Hate Whores...
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JackHate's Blog deserves its own thread. Good Read.

http://ihatewhores.com/

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#346667 - 07/23/08 08:13 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
gia jordan Offline
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Whoever Jack is, I have a huge blog crush on him. I wrote him a very complimentary letter last night and responded. APPROVED111!!!!
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#346668 - 07/23/08 08:17 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
He tackles the the stories mainstream porn bloggers don't dare touch! And he hates whores!
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#346669 - 07/23/08 09:10 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
Paranoid Offline
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Registered: 06/05/08
Posts: 115
Loc: Fuckitopolis
So why did I spend the last 20 minutes reading the rantings of a mysoginist?
Oh, that's right,because it was fucking FUNNY.
Thanks for that.
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#346670 - 07/24/08 06:44 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
hes hillarious
i always click on everyones little links if they have em
and usually theyre boring
but this was funny
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#346671 - 07/24/08 07:15 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
I am lovin' it.

I want to know who the fuck it is though.

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#346672 - 07/24/08 07:46 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
aye, good work..
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#346673 - 07/24/08 08:30 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
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Registered: 04/21/04
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mufucker this isnt the onion over here. Yall so easily impressed.

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#346674 - 07/24/08 05:51 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
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Alt+Z

Good stuff.
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#346675 - 07/24/08 07:54 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
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I like the story about the hooker showing up one day early for the shoot….now that’s what I call dedicated to whordom!

And this is why many whores don’t always know all the details until at the last minute…..mushrooms are not the only thing left in the dark…..a good whore is too!

Anyway…good shit….

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#346676 - 07/24/08 11:12 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
cool

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#346677 - 07/25/08 08:45 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Jack Hate is a total foodie. That's it, people. I'm sold. I'm writing wedding invitations right now.
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#346678 - 07/25/08 11:07 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Whoever Jack is, I have a huge blog crush on him. I wrote him a very complimentary letter last night and responded. APPROVED111!!!!




Who could hate on a guy with a blog named "I Hate Whores".
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#346679 - 07/25/08 11:31 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
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I think Jack's "friend" is Brandon Irons:

They Make Them Ugly in Detroit

I had a new whore over for a shoot last night. She called me because another porn-pig gave her my number. She was in town from Detroit and was leaving in the morning. She begged me for a shoot, telling me how hot she is and how cheap she’ll work. She shows up and surprise surprise, she’s an ugly skank. Once again I figure my willingness to help another person in need will come back to bite me in the ass. Not so!

I let her into my apartment and tried to gently break it to her that I have some standards and that she is just an awful, disgusting piece of garbage. She nodded knowingly and continued to beg me for a shoot. I explained to her that the US Government has not come up with monetary denomination low enough to pay her what her skanky ass is worth. She insists she needs the money and will work for anything. I finally relented and told her I’d shoot a scene of her fucking a friend of mine (who has no standards) for a grandtotal of ……$7.00. That’s right. I gave this whore 7 one dollar bills to fuck a dude on camera and take a giant facial. Here is the best part. My friend paid ME $50.00 to fuck this whore. I actually made $43.00 hiring this douchebag.

This is my favorite kind of deal. Win(me), lose (my friend), lose (the whore). I’m just a man that likes to help people.

- Jack

LINK

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#346680 - 07/27/08 11:04 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
Iluvcookie Offline
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Registered: 07/19/08
Posts: 51
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Quote:

JackHate's Blog deserves its own thread. Good Read.

http://ihatewhores.com/



This guy has some deep issues with women in general. Doesn't matter PW or not. Did mommy abuse you as a little boy?
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#346681 - 07/27/08 01:58 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
JackHate Offline
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Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

JackHate's Blog deserves its own thread. Good Read.

http://ihatewhores.com/



This guy has some deep issues with women in general.




YOU, Cookie Monster Avatar Person, do not pull any punches. Kudos to you for being brave enough for pointing out that the guy that runs the site "I HATE WHORES" has issues with women. Now that the problem is addressed, let the healing begin.
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#346682 - 07/27/08 03:37 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
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I like the blog, it's pretty funny and updated regularly.

But, why did Jack delete a few blog entries? Stories about a lost remote control that were there earlier today, are suddenly gone. That's not to my liking.
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#346683 - 07/27/08 03:45 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
JackHate Offline
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Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
Jesus Christ, nothing slips past you fucking guys. I never claimed to be a computer expert. I hit a wrong button. Posts are back up. Thanks for keeping me on my toes, Fucko!
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#346684 - 07/27/08 03:57 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
As stated by other posters before me: I'm here to help.

Keep it going, Jack.
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#346685 - 07/27/08 11:16 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
This dude kicks ass.

JimB, I called it 5 days ago, cocksucker!, only I didn't think a seperate thread was warranted. Kudos!
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#346686 - 07/28/08 09:06 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
Jeff Steward Offline
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Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Anyone who hates whores is alright in my book.
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#346687 - 07/28/08 12:24 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
the casting call one is the funniest
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#346688 - 07/30/08 02:49 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
itold the dude i shot with in denver yesterday about this blog
he said "why does the guy hate whores?"{
i said "because he does what you do- he shoots web content"
and the dude said "nuff said"
lol
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#346689 - 07/30/08 05:10 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
The entry about his trip to the record store is comedy.
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#346690 - 07/30/08 05:37 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

The entry about his trip to the record store is comedy.




yes it is... and thats not just my hatred of coldplay seeping through either.
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#346691 - 07/31/08 09:23 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Coldplay hates you too, they wrote a song about you called, "How did Trent Reznor get so short and chubby?"

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#346692 - 07/31/08 10:32 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Coldplay hates you too, they wrote a song about you called, "How did Trent Reznor get so short and chubby?"




Of course, Ryan would stick up for Coldplay. Bet he likes Radiohead, too. Btw, NIN sucks.
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#346693 - 07/31/08 10:34 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

NIN sucks.







indeed
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#346694 - 07/31/08 10:38 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Quote:

Quote:

Coldplay hates you too, they wrote a song about you called, "How did Trent Reznor get so short and chubby?"




Of course, Ryan would stick up for Coldplay. Bet he likes Radiohead, too. Btw, NIN sucks.




If you listen to music and you dont like Radiohead, you are definitely a Retard.

NIN puts on an amazing live show or they did when they played with Perfect Circle.

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#346695 - 08/01/08 03:22 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
JackHate Offline
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Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
I'm thinking of adding some MP3s to my blog. I have a bunch of audio clips from my test shoots with various whores. I think the clips show just how frustrating these broads can be. Here is a link to the extended version of "Pigface" from my blog. Should I add them or just stay with my written entries?
Jack

Pigface audio
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#346696 - 08/01/08 03:24 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
One of the guys from Pigface/Ministry does music for Anabolic/Diabolic.

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#346697 - 08/01/08 03:36 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Sorry Knox, but you miss the point. Not for the first time this week, I might add.
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#346698 - 08/01/08 03:38 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Jack.. Ignore Flácido Domingo(Flopsy Knox)there. Born fucken loser
and a curse to anything productive or substantial.

Nice work and good lookin out.

- Fenris
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#346699 - 08/01/08 06:34 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You do not speak fluent English.

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#346700 - 08/01/08 07:14 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
It's text Flopsy. There is no "speaking" .
Nice to know I'm one of the voices in your head though.
I'll try to be a positive influence, And no not like your favorite babysitter and gay uncle Diego.

In short, Runt, get better or get broken cupcake.
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#346701 - 08/01/08 08:51 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Add them , Jack. Mix it up. Make your blog multi media.
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#346702 - 08/02/08 12:16 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
werd
ill bet pigfaces voice is very nasal
she just has that look
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#346703 - 08/02/08 12:22 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5093
Loc:
Maybe add some model resumes - where else they appear, so we can get a more rounded picture of the slut de jour.
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#346704 - 08/18/08 03:47 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
JackHate Offline
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Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
I added a new messageboard/forum to the I hate whores blog. Jump on over there and get involved. Why the fuck should I be the one having all the fun?

Jack
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#346705 - 08/18/08 09:29 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
neat
youre blog rules jack

love,
a whore
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#346706 - 10/31/08 07:59 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
So what happened to fuckstick?. Did Andrew Dice Clay's lawyers put foot to throat? YES.. nO?

Or did Krystal the night manager split a Moons Over My Hammy
off the side of Jackies face after finding him in the mens restroom serving a "pelvic luncheon meat buffet".

Where's your boy Gia?
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#346707 - 11/01/08 04:03 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Jail. I suspect jail.

I miss the fucker, though.

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#346709 - 11/01/08 11:53 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5093
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He's either very busy shooting whores for his site (which is it, btw?) or the whore he was trying to speed date slit his throat and made off with the camera.
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#346710 - 11/01/08 01:01 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Perhaps he's tied up on location serving as technical advisor to flamestick Mystery for The Pick Up Artist, season deux.


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#346711 - 11/01/08 02:56 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Jack raped me and gave me staph. He said that was his neg.
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#346712 - 11/01/08 08:38 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY


What girl above the age of 18-1/2 would allow this cheez doodle anywhere near her box? You gotta be fucking kidding me....

Nice Binocs
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#346714 - 11/06/08 06:51 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Quote:

He's either very busy shooting whores for his site (which is it, btw?) or the whore he was trying to speed date slit his throat and made off with the camera.


I assumed he made that up. I don't think it's someone who shoots for anything.

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#346715 - 11/06/08 07:55 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Really? I always thought this was him...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUJM0DuOoUs
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#346716 - 11/06/08 10:57 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
It could be him, or it could be some video he found and claimed as his own and posted. I think there's a good chance it's him in the vid, though I'm not convinced it's not staged. I also think the Jack character in his blog is an alter ego based in the imagination of a witty guy.

Whoever writes the IHateWhores blog is hilarious, but the stories can only hold water behind the veil of anonymity. As well, the stories always seem to wrap up a beat too neatly in his favor and the people in the stories always seem to bend at his will too conveniently (despite poking fun at himself getting thrown out of places, etc). I think the skeleton of a story is based in truth (like going to a gym and thinking about all the funny stuff that could happen) and then his sense of humor fleshes out the details.

Some suspension of disbelief is required but it's still a fun read in a great style. If I'm wrong that's even better because I'm really a fan. Hopefully he gets back to it ASAP.

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#346717 - 11/07/08 01:50 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
hes so funny! what happened to his blog? it hasnt changed in a while
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#346718 - 11/07/08 03:14 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
He got hit by a truck that was driven by a bearded lady....
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#346719 - 11/07/08 03:39 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
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Whore conspiracy. The whores he so cavalierly dismissed bandied together and voted him off the island. Look for reports of a headless body popping up near South Street Seaport.
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#346720 - 11/10/08 05:46 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
JackHate Offline
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Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Really? I always thought this was him...





I'm back. I had some shit go down that needed some attention.

TattyP, that most certainly is me. And there is a whole lot more of that coming.

Out!
Jack


Edited by JackHate (11/10/08 05:54 AM)
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#346721 - 11/10/08 05:58 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
JackHate Offline
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Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
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#346723 - 11/10/08 09:08 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
JackHate Offline
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Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
Quote:

So Jack, was Gia lying about you, or is this all just a bad joke on her part.





Oh good. Another interrogation. I haven't had one of those in weeks.

I'll just say that I did not give her staph. I have no comment on the rest.
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#346725 - 11/10/08 10:57 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
paper, Gia was making an inside joke about "The Pick Up Artist" TV show, in which the guy teaches his students to "neg" or negative compliment a girl as part of the pick up process.

G is the last person to get raped and/or talk about it, especially with that razor blade she keeps under her tongue. If anything she'd be doing the raping.

JACK: Welcome back! Please blog about the 21 days in county.

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#346727 - 11/10/08 01:52 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Paperchase, I let your comment go because I didn't think you were that stupid. Obvs, sarcasm eludes you and you're a moron. Looks like someone really had to break it down, spell out the joke, and spoon feed it to you like Top Ramen you eat every night. I'm guessing you're totally lying to us that you're a lawyer since you've proven not so bright.
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#346728 - 11/10/08 03:47 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
LouCypher Offline
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Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Paperchase...Raperface...Wasshisface..

What will we do with you?.

This is all my fault Gia. I let him off the leash a few months ago, told him he was on his own. Big boy grow-up time and all. No more noise from Daddy, "It's time to be your own man" were the words.

And we end up here. I'd say I expected more from you Paperchase, but I really didn't. Ohh yes there will be tears at bedtime.

See you soon, Plaything.
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#346731 - 11/10/08 04:23 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
You failed to understand irony. Even if you had no idea of Mystery, The Game, his show, etc, you didn't even understand inferring irony through the context of the sentence. If it wasn't funny, you would've ignored it or pointed out that I wasn't funny. Instead, you were one rape kit away from having me call the cops.

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#346733 - 11/10/08 05:38 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Raperface
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Enjoy yourself upstate big guy.




I mention "Daddy" and you drop a prison reference. heh
Jailhouse lawyer is it?.
How many have you got off, Greta?


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Note to self, do not return Lou's future pms.




Can't say I didn't warn ya, petal.
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#346735 - 11/10/08 05:43 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
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I never mentioned my B.A.C., fucko.


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#346737 - 11/10/08 05:57 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
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hi 5?
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#346738 - 11/10/08 08:02 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
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Funny how everyone is an attorney on this board.

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#346739 - 11/10/08 08:34 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i think mystery is seriousy the funniest thing to watch on tv


like, ever
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#346740 - 11/17/08 06:12 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
JackHate Offline
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Registered: 07/22/08
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What an absolute waste of a weekend shooting. The model on Saturday was a complete disgrace. This fucking bridge troll arrived looking like she just finished a competitive eating contest. She also had the FUCKING BALLS to use her gym membership card as her backup ID. You are not fooling anyone, tubby.
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#346741 - 11/17/08 10:45 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
gia jordan Offline
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I internet love you, Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But who's the emo nerd with her? I know that's not you. Don't tell me that's your male talent.
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#346742 - 11/17/08 10:57 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
JackHate Offline
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Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I internet love you, Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But who's the emo nerd with her? I know that's not you. Don't tell me that's your male talent.




Well I certainly wasn't going to fuck that skank. I had intended to hire Brandon Iron to nail her but I ran into a little problem....


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#346743 - 11/17/08 11:26 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/12/08
Posts: 51
Loc: Save Ahoe, USA
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#346744 - 11/17/08 11:58 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

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Quit spamming douchebag.
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#346745 - 11/17/08 03:42 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
JackHate Offline
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Loc: NYC
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Help Emily, please

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwrrUPa8c0o&feature=related




If she is looking for help in getting a couple of black eyes, I think I may be of assistance.
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#346746 - 01/05/09 03:54 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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I am lovin' it. I want to know who the fuck it is though.



One of the people behind facialabuse.

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#346747 - 01/07/09 08:03 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
JackHate Offline
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Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
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Quote:

I am lovin' it. I want to know who the fuck it is though.



One of the people behind facialabuse.




umm no.
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#346748 - 01/07/09 08:12 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
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Didn't think so. I thought those guys were fags before, but Pistol showing up clinched it....
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#346749 - 01/07/09 09:28 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
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Registered: 11/22/08
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Loc: Northeast US
I like the site Jack, but you might want to throw in an actual true story once in a while. Good reading though.
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#346750 - 01/07/09 09:35 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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One of the people behind facialabuse.




umm no.




Then whoever does the FA writeups is your twin separated at birth:

Cheyenne didn't really want to do Facial Abuse at first. But when she came in to do a Sperm Suckers Scene she realized how totally awesome we are; plus she fell in love with Big Red. It was game on after that. In a few minutes flat, Bootleg had a buttplug in her ass and was fucking it like the American people on April 15th. Then her head was leaned over that stupid ass black sofa thing and her face was fucked like a woman who gave birth to two siamese retarded twins. Now that's fucked! Then she took the nut to her sad little face. She sat there like someone stole a lollipop from what's left of her inner youth.

And another... if this isn't Jack then I don't know who is:

Bailey Brooks is a piece of shit whore. She never did an extreme scene before, so this was a treat. She took it in the ass like a champ. We even stepped on the bitch's head because she was a retard. When she took the cock into her mouth, Big Red pushed her head until it slipped past her vocal cords. She never had a cock that deep in her throat before, and you could tell she knew this was for real, and not like the other fake shit you see all over. Then she took 3 loads to the face and her identity was reduced to nothing more than a cum catcher.

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#346752 - 01/08/09 01:46 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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The guys who do Facial Abuse are just doing the whole 'crude for the sake of being crude' schtick. Reread the last few posts on IHW. They're witty and over-the-top. No way it's the same crew...
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#346753 - 01/08/09 02:38 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
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yep, was just a theory anyway, given Jack's preference for secrecy not wanting to name the sites he works with. I'm a fan regardless. It was an assumption since most idiots running porn websites aren't witty, and the FA writeups throw around lots of Jack/IHW type metaphors.

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#346754 - 01/10/09 04:03 PM Re: I Hate Whores...
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
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Jack FIRED UP about my theory on his blog. http://ihatewhores.com/2009/01/yucky-whores/

Thanks for clearing it up - you got a point about the dick pukin' - bad enough when a whore does it in the car after pouring too many drinks in her. Good luck with FA - hope the gig pans out. You and the FA writeup fucker would be as unbeatable as a downs tard that knows how to dial 911.



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#346755 - 04/30/09 11:40 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
realtip Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 02/09/06
Posts: 20
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Anybody know where to find the scene with this girl in it? The blog doesn't give that info.

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#346756 - 05/01/09 12:20 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Pinch pleat curtains. Wow, that's old school! Love it. Yeahhhh!!
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#346757 - 05/03/09 08:10 AM Re: I Hate Whores...
geek Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
I really want Jack to get the blog going again.

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#606069 - 02/10/14 01:49 PM Re: I Hate Whores... [Re: ]
MisterRage Offline
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Registered: 08/29/07
Posts: 26
Does anybody know where I can find the blog archived? Soooo funny.
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#606171 - 02/12/14 05:15 AM Re: I Hate Whores... [Re: MisterRage]
artwilliams Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 447
Originally Posted By: MisterRage
Does anybody know where I can find the blog archived? Soooo funny.


Try https://web.archive.org/web/20100301000000*/http://www.ihatewhores.com/

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#606363 - 02/15/14 11:54 PM Re: I Hate Whores... [Re: pretty]
Perverted Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Originally Posted By: pretty
itold the dude i shot with in denver yesterday about this blog
he said "why does the guy hate whores?"{
i said "because he does what you do- he shoots web content"
and the dude said "nuff said"
lol


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