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#349110 - 07/31/08 10:10 PM Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
What's the Fucking point?

If someone has to talk shit and do there best to ridicule me, I'm going to say something back.

If you want me to go away, just ban me already.

Save us all a bunch of reading and push the Damn button! If I can't post then no one has to suffer. Put it to a vote.

Should we Ban Ryan Knox?






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#349111 - 07/31/08 11:11 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
This just in from the U.S. Army Medical Research Institute for Infectious Diseases:

Quote:

Cryin Knox has been sent to the USAMRIID "Slammer" after trying to stick an Ebola culture into his crotch. Upon further diagnosis, Cryin was also diagnosed with Foot-And-Mouth Encephalopathy (FAME). Other potential infectious diseases coursing through Cryin's veins include:



--Chronic Limpness Marburg Variant-A (CLM-A)
--Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia - Porno (BPH-P)
--Porn Valley Disease (variant of Rift Valley Fever)
--Tritone Infectious Syndrome (TIS)

Anyone exposed to these neo-infectors are encouraged to call the US Army Medical Research Institute for Infectious Disease at 1-800-Bug-Fuck or Cryin Knox at 881-IMA-DORK.




http://www.usamriid.army.mil/


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#349112 - 07/31/08 11:23 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Yes, you can ban me. You Fat Ass Leprechaun Alcholic.

You're the man for the job. I dare you......

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#349113 - 07/31/08 11:25 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
I Love Moose Knuckle Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
Why would you get banned? What did you say that was so bad?

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#349114 - 07/31/08 11:28 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Yes, you can ban me. You Fat Ass Leprechaun Alcholic.

You're the man for the job. I dare you......


I never banned you, methboy--that was another moderator.

(kicks off shoes, leans back while Ryan tried to remember who banned him the first time 'round, 'cause it wasn't me.)

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#349115 - 07/31/08 11:49 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
why?
you have a really cool avatar by the way
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#349116 - 08/01/08 12:18 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Don't ban him him from the board. He allows for hour after hour of easy entertainment.

BAN HIM FROM PORN!

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#349117 - 08/01/08 01:04 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
I've never understood this type of mentality.

In the movies, when the bad guy says "You don't have the balls. Go ahead and shoot me, just shoot me."
I fucking would.
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#349118 - 08/01/08 01:33 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

I've never understood this type of mentality.

In the movies, when the bad guy says "You don't have the balls. Go ahead and shoot me, just shoot me."
I fucking would.




Maybe you could unload a clip into his crotch, and then (in an thick, Austrian accent) say: 'Now who doesn't haf der balls?'

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#349119 - 08/01/08 01:50 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
ryan wants banned because he doesn't have enough self-discipline to quit on his own. just like all those times he made his grandparents flush his meth down the toilet. stop pretending it's because you wanna go out in a blaze of glory, ry.
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#349120 - 08/01/08 02:15 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Ryana have a "buttplug in his ass" overdose tonight.


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#349121 - 08/01/08 06:34 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
I get accused of baiting people when it's the other way around. Just realize it's one-sided here.


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#349122 - 08/01/08 07:29 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

I've never understood this type of mentality.

In the movies, when the bad guy says "You don't have the balls. Go ahead and shoot me, just shoot me."
I fucking would.





thats cause you rule
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#349123 - 08/01/08 08:48 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
cameronkeys Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Can Someone just Fucking Pay Attention To me already?


fixed.
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#349124 - 08/01/08 01:57 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

Can Someone just Fucking Pay Attention To me already?


fixed.




I like this Cameron chick. She fits in perfectly.

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#349125 - 08/01/08 02:59 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I'm trying to get myself banned to save all you unfortunate posters the grief of reading what I have to say.

If NOBODY likes what I write, then vote YES on Banning Ryan.

I dont like any of you so why not pull the plug?

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#349126 - 08/01/08 03:11 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
What is it, 2:59 pm out there? Ryan why are you getting up so early today?

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#349127 - 08/01/08 03:14 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Yo Mama so Fat, she perked me up with a morning BJ.

How come you aren't a Mod yet? You Definitely have enough time invested on the Chatboard sites, you could ban me.


Edited by RyanKnox (08/01/08 03:16 PM)

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#349128 - 08/01/08 03:30 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Paranoid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/05/08
Posts: 115
Loc: Fuckitopolis
Quote:

I'm trying to get myself banned to save all you unfortunate posters the grief of reading what I have to say.

If NOBODY likes what I write, then vote YES on Banning Ryan.

I dont like any of you so why not pull the plug?




Strap-on lover, you have no willpower. If you hate it here so much, stop visiting xxxpt. You're a fucking erectile-challenged gnat buzzing around the dirty anus of the porno world.
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Tory Lane for Vice President 2012!

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#349129 - 08/01/08 03:31 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Ryan should pledge not to post here anymore and we'll see whose word means more, his or Tritones'.

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#349130 - 08/01/08 03:35 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Anonymous
Unregistered


Cryin can no more stop posting here than he can stop hitting the pipe or taking the strapons. His self-loathing keeps him coming back for more.

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#349131 - 08/01/08 04:16 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I'd tell him to just throw his keyboard out the window. Except it's kind of pointless when you live in your parent's basement.
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#349132 - 08/01/08 04:29 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
For fucks sake Flopsy, you've been doing black tar anal hits out of vagrants dirtstars again. Yes?.
Well this is where boot meets ass softy.

We expect XPT's punching bag to be resilient and
offer some form of resistance. Your emo breakdown will not do in these parts and YOU WILL ADJUST.

Do realize it hurts Daddy to be so firm with you but it's for the best. Btw, you have a face like a smashed asshole, damn your mothers weak genetics.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#349133 - 08/01/08 06:33 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You pussies offer no release. Who's the Man? The man with the ban?

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#349134 - 08/01/08 06:39 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:

You pussies offer no release. Who's the Man? The man with the ban?




Pussies not doing it for you, huh? Looking for a real man to satisfy you..?

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#349135 - 08/01/08 07:01 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I'm gonna have to pass on your sexual advances gape lover.

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#349136 - 08/01/08 07:08 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:

I'm gonna have to pass on your sexual advances gape lover.




have you ever experienced what a throbbing cock feels like, Ryan?

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#349137 - 08/01/08 07:15 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Fortunately just my own, I dont want to jump on your team


Edited by RyanKnox (08/01/08 07:17 PM)

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#349138 - 08/01/08 07:21 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:

Fortunately just my own, I dont want to jump on your team




um, your cock has never been throbbing, that is one thing that is certain.

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#349139 - 08/01/08 07:27 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
turningblue Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
I thought that you were irrelevant a long time ago. What gives?
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"I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man ." - The Dude

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#349140 - 08/01/08 07:27 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Fortunately just my own, I dont want to jump on your team




Sock puppet.. If you're going to Leather Face yourself and run around as Knox.. then you have to deal with performance issues.
Fucken deal with it.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#349141 - 08/01/08 08:00 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
This is what happens when you send sheep to kill a wolf.

Fanbois all talkie. Still no ban.

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#349142 - 08/01/08 08:04 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
no its more like what happens when you send kiwis to kill a sheep... they just fuck (with) it instead.

cause you aint no wolf boy.
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus

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#349143 - 08/01/08 08:31 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Oooh ferocious man boobies, I'm scared now

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#349144 - 08/02/08 12:30 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Oooh ferocious man boobies, I'm scared now




Mr. Olympia is talking....

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#349145 - 08/02/08 12:48 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
i don't even know why i bother responding to his attention whore ass....

from here on out cryin' is on ignore. same place, god, his parents, and most of the world have placed him.
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus

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#349146 - 08/02/08 12:51 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I appreciate that. I'll do the same.

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#349147 - 08/02/08 01:00 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Quote:

ryan wants banned because he doesn't have enough self-discipline to quit on his own. just like all those times he made his grandparents flush his meth down the toilet. stop pretending it's because you wanna go out in a blaze of glory, ry.




bada BING!!!



Gia is so fucking hot.
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"Next for me: trannies."

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#349148 - 08/02/08 02:51 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
.


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#349149 - 08/02/08 03:04 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
LG. That fits right in with the LGBTT communities!

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#349150 - 08/02/08 02:34 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
JasonH Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
I beg to differ. I think it just makes you a human toilet.
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#349151 - 08/02/08 11:40 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Well your opinion is certainly valued and I hope one day you'll have the power to Ban me. Until then you can go right back to owning the night.

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#349152 - 08/02/08 11:47 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
who is your favorite whore to work with, Ryan?

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#349153 - 08/03/08 12:02 AM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Its hard to say. I've had sex with Bree Olsen. Brooke Banner was another great Fuck. Not bad for a mope!

I've worked with Amazing Superstars like Jenna Haze, Eva Angelina, Hillary Scott, Alektra Blue, Courtney Cummz, Brianna Love, Carmella Bing, Courtney Simpson, Delilah Strong, Jenna Presley, Sativa Rose, Cytheria, Harmony Rose, all Load Dumps and Bjs of course but still a good time.

Then there's your superwhores. Your Julie Nights, Kami Andrews, Kelly Wells, Flower Tucci, Hailey Young, Keeani Lee, Leah Jaye, Mia Bangg, Sasha Knox, Samantha Sinn, Staci Thorn to name a few favorites.

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#349154 - 08/05/08 10:59 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?




never. el g's raping of the english language trying to insult you and your meth fueled responses make me laugh too much.



Attachments
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#349155 - 08/05/08 11:16 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Quote:

Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?




never. el g's raping of the english language trying to insult you and your meth fueled responses make me laugh too much.





This post kicks mad def Tonne!

[hijack] What's new with Quinne these days? I hear that fellow redhead Heather Carolin finally started fucking herself with dildos on camera [/hijack]

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#349156 - 08/05/08 11:32 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

What's new with Quinne these days?




she's good. still getting nekkid and showing her titties

from '08 a couple months ago


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#349157 - 08/06/08 04:41 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

Quote:

Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?




never. el g's raping of the english language trying to insult you and your meth fueled responses make me laugh too much.






Yes, all of my responses are meth fueled. Brilliant.
I have my own Lamelin.
Do you?

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#349158 - 08/06/08 05:52 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Flopsy..
The important people are discussing Quinne at the moment. Do settle, petal, and someone will be along to assist you shortly.

- The Management

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#349159 - 08/06/08 09:00 PM Re: Can Someone just Fucking Ban me already?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:


I have my own Lamelin.




awesome! our xpt legacies will forever be intertwined by a dancing broccoli graemlin, yours just includes a little more urine than mine.
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