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#351490 - 08/09/08 02:40 AM
2 am Booty Call Hopeful
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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It's 2am and I just got a call from a guy I went out with once six months ago. Yes, once. I wish I would've looked at the caller ID, but I didn't since I was expecting a call from someone in England. Instead, it was shitty date guy.
"Hi. What are you up to?"
"Who's this?"
"You don't remember me?"
"Evidently not. I'm sleeping." Lies. I'm typing on xpt. I hang up.
He then texts "Can I cum over?"
That's when I decide to have a little fun at this douche tard's expense. It's not my fault we had a shitty date. Labeling me a diva because he actually had to drive to my place, get out of the car, and ring the doorbell. He was also seriously the stupidest person with an MBA I'd ever met. I was explaining how laid back my place is when friends come over and when I said, "Mi casa, su casa," this dumb shit actually said, "Whoa...you know Spanish?"
Ok, back to this loser. I told him of course he can 'cum over.' I told him I'd moved and gave him a residential address in Compton.
Dude has no idea that I'm still sitting in my apartment in Hollywood in sweats on the computer.
Let the games begin. Sucker.
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#351491 - 08/09/08 02:54 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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smooth move, you stuck up bitch.
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#351494 - 08/09/08 07:24 AM
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He was also seriously the stupidest person with an MBA I'd ever met.
Didn't happen to be this Harvard Business School alum, did it?
 
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#351497 - 08/10/08 12:47 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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Why do you care if he's dumb? His brain doesn't have to get hard. Some great sex can still come from people you find attractive with whom you have no shared interests.
For me, if a guy is an idiot I can't find him attractive. Intelligence is the sexiest thing about a man.
Says the woman who dated Luke Fucking Ford? I guess it's all relative. 
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#351499 - 08/10/08 04:32 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Why do you care if he's dumb? His brain doesn't have to get hard. Some great sex can still come from people you find attractive with whom you have no shared interests.
For me, if a guy is an idiot I can't find him attractive. Intelligence is the sexiest thing about a man.
and yet some of your favorite girls in the business are some of the dumbest....what a strange paradox
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#351500 - 08/10/08 07:34 AM
Re: 2 am Booty Call Hopeful
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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It's 2am and I just got a call from a guy I went out with once six months ago. Yes, once. I wish I would've looked at the caller ID, but I didn't since I was expecting a call from someone in England. Instead, it was shitty date guy.
"Hi. What are you up to?"
"Who's this?"
"You don't remember me?"
"Evidently not. I'm sleeping." Lies. I'm typing on xpt. I hang up.
He then texts "Can I cum over?"
That's when I decide to have a little fun at this douche tard's expense. It's not my fault we had a shitty date. Labeling me a diva because he actually had to drive to my place, get out of the car, and ring the doorbell. He was also seriously the stupidest person with an MBA I'd ever met. I was explaining how laid back my place is when friends come over and when I said, "Mi casa, su casa," this dumb shit actually said, "Whoa...you know Spanish?"
Ok, back to this loser. I told him of course he can 'cum over.' I told him I'd moved and gave him a residential address in Compton.
Dude has no idea that I'm still sitting in my apartment in Hollywood in sweats on the computer.
Let the games begin. Sucker.
After being hung up on I wouldn't expect to be able to 'come over'. Maybe he thinks you're playing hard to get. But yeah certainly not after not seeing each other for 6 months..
Oh sorry I just read the "Booty Call" title - but I still think its not something you can just do out of the blue
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#351504 - 08/10/08 10:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5093
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Let's hope the stalker gene on Mr MBA is recessive. 
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#351505 - 08/10/08 11:07 AM
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Why do you care if he's dumb? His brain doesn't have to get hard. Some great sex can still come from people you find attractive with whom you have no shared interests.
For me, if a guy is an idiot I can't find him attractive. Intelligence is the sexiest thing about a man.
and yet some of your favorite girls in the business are some of the dumbest....what a strange paradox
miss randalls less known photography
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#351507 - 08/13/08 05:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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gia should be lucky guys are still calling her over the hill ass. 
That wasnt very nice, and Im sure you would give your limbs for a call or even a conversation w/her. You're so fucking full of shit. 
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#351509 - 08/13/08 01:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Not only do you have the smell of anus, you also have the eyesight of anus.
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#351510 - 08/13/08 01:38 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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Not only do you have the smell of anus, you also have the eyesight of anus.
My browneyes are 2.0 x 2. 
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#351511 - 08/13/08 03:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Gia is hot as hell, but she IS over the hill. She used to be even more stunning.
Over the hill, wtf is wrong w/you people, the woman is only 37 years old. Over the hill is over 55 these days. And Im sure even when she is 55 she will still be smoking, she takes very good care of herself and is very health conscious. Why all the negative remarks about her?, she truly doesnt deserve that, she treats pretty much everyone that deserves it with respect, so respect her. Its very fucking rude. She's a lady and deserves to be treated like one. Stop being fucking lowlives for just a few minutes, will ya? 
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#351513 - 08/13/08 04:09 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
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You people are as retarded as the the guy she punked.
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#351514 - 08/13/08 04:56 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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She's 37 and looks like a hot 25 year old. I think some of you are just JELLUS.
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#351517 - 08/13/08 10:09 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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Gia is hot as hell, but she IS over the hill. She used to be even more stunning.
Over the hill, wtf is wrong w/you people, the woman is only 37 years old. Over the hill is over 55 these days. And Im sure even when she is 55 she will still be smoking, she takes very good care of herself and is very health conscious. Why all the negative remarks about her?, she truly doesnt deserve that, she treats pretty much everyone that deserves it with respect, so respect her. Its very fucking rude. She's a lady and deserves to be treated like one. Stop being fucking lowlives for just a few minutes, will ya?
fanboi much? 
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#351518 - 08/14/08 12:21 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Gia is hot as hell, but she IS over the hill. She used to be even more stunning.
Over the hill, wtf is wrong w/you people, the woman is only 37 years old. Over the hill is over 55 these days. And Im sure even when she is 55 she will still be smoking, she takes very good care of herself and is very health conscious. Why all the negative remarks about her?, she truly doesnt deserve that, she treats pretty much everyone that deserves it with respect, so respect her. Its very fucking rude. She's a lady and deserves to be treated like one. Stop being fucking lowlives for just a few minutes, will ya?
I fucked a few hot 50-somethings before. There's nothing wrong with the cougars that take care of themselves. (Man's got to have standards, you know LOL).
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#351519 - 08/14/08 03:14 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 08/14/08
Posts: 5
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How did you meet him Gia? Off the Internets?
You can tell us.
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#351521 - 08/14/08 08:56 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I wish I would've looked at the caller ID, but I didn't since I was expecting a call from someone in England.
Before anyone asks...no, it wasn't me. 
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#351523 - 08/14/08 08:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Gia is hot as hell, but she IS over the hill. She used to be even more stunning.
Over the hill, wtf is wrong w/you people, the woman is only 37 years old. Over the hill is over 55 these days. And Im sure even when she is 55 she will still be smoking, she takes very good care of herself and is very health conscious. Why all the negative remarks about her?, she truly doesnt deserve that, she treats pretty much everyone that deserves it with respect, so respect her. Its very fucking rude. She's a lady and deserves to be treated like one. Stop being fucking lowlives for just a few minutes, will ya?
fanboi much?
Dickwad, dont get it twisted, it's fangirl much? 
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#351524 - 08/14/08 09:07 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Gia is hot as hell, but she IS over the hill. She used to be even more stunning.
Over the hill, wtf is wrong w/you people, the woman is only 37 years old. Over the hill is over 55 these days. And Im sure even when she is 55 she will still be smoking, she takes very good care of herself and is very health conscious. Why all the negative remarks about her?, she truly doesnt deserve that, she treats pretty much everyone that deserves it with respect, so respect her. Its very fucking rude. She's a lady and deserves to be treated like one. Stop being fucking lowlives for just a few minutes, will ya?
37.. that means that girls doing porno today were not even born when gia was already legal ... goddaammm
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#351525 - 08/15/08 06:02 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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Over the hill, wtf is wrong w/you people, the woman is only 37 years old.
She's 37?!?!? Are you fucking kidding me? I had her pegged for about 27!
Gia, whatever you're doing, bottle it and sell it. You'd be Burg rich in no time.
fenris
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#351526 - 08/15/08 07:14 PM
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Anonymous
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Reverse Booty Calls are the hilarious ones...I have only had the pleasure of 3 or 4 girls calling between the hrs of 2am to 5am....FUBAR'ed....and slurring and saying stupid things like..."hey wanna come over and have a drink"...but it truly is sad to see desperate lonely people like that....I never had the heart to add to their misery...now the ones who were already drinking before I got there...I plead the 5th.
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#351527 - 08/16/08 05:35 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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I like her but she's a porn whore. Since when do porn whores deserve anything but degradation?
Strange, I could have sworn you just put a poster in the cage for being disrespectful towards a certain porn whore...
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#351528 - 08/16/08 07:47 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
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^^^ But I said I LIKED her, didn't I? The rest was just stating fact.
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#351529 - 08/16/08 09:48 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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Lame Gia.
douchebag or not. you turned yourself into a manipulative bitch by toying with a retard .
which in itself is kind of dense to say the least .
Please help me facilitate my fantasies and next time lie, tell the board your doing something debaucherous and decadent with your time rather then messing with bad dates.
if porn women are stuck on xpt in the middle of the night for amusement it actually makes bill hicks cry
think of bill
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