So he bonds with his old man by groping and taking advantage of whores. "See Pop, when I saw you slapping Mom around and treating her like shit you thought I wasn't paying attention".
"What do you you think of me now Dad? You always said I wouldn't amount to a pile of shit".
"Shut up son and keep the Budweisers and the whores coming".
On his xxxfilmjobs site, Long allows accounts to be set up for minors. WTF?
Quote: ***If you are not a model, photographer or casting agent and wish to register to use members only features of the website, sign up here! If you are creating an account for a minor please still select "Model" as the profession. Only accounts registered under the "Model" profession are made available in searches and browses unless you use the job search or the photographer search specifically.
Dad, I'm a huge success among the stretch mark, shot-out talent pool. Speaking of pools, I got an above ground one for the studio.
_________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
Quote: On his xxxfilmjobs site, Long allows accounts to be set up for minors. WTF?
Quote: ***If you are not a model, photographer or casting agent and wish to register to use members only features of the website, sign up here! If you are creating an account for a minor please still select "Model" as the profession. Only accounts registered under the "Model" profession are made available in searches and browses unless you use the job search or the photographer search specifically.
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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I can't remember off the top of my head who was President when the U.S. took Florida off of Spain's hands but whoever it was has to go down as the worst president in U.S. history.
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus