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#355897 - 08/26/08 12:29 PM Go forth and multiply
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Ok XPT has been in a rut this summer. Porn performers are either behaving, moving in smaller packs or lets face it- we were provided a lot of material by the likes of Luke Ford and Wankus at KSEX.

We're now talking about ourselves and each other more than the pornography and as summer drags on it's getting old.

So...pick a forum, make some posts and make us laugh. A few ideas:

Dr. Phil messageboards.

truTV messageboards. (Formerly CourtTV)

jamesn's favorite GardenWeb

AboveTopSecret- nothing like UFO Fans to get riled up

There's an entire interweb out there.

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#355898 - 08/26/08 12:36 PM Re: Go forth and multiply
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can i tell dr phil that i want him to bark at me to "lean in to the wind girl"?
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#355899 - 08/26/08 12:37 PM Re: Go forth and multiply
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I don't know Pretty, can you? I question that you can even handle the registration process but here's hoping!

We've done this before and talked about it here.

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#355900 - 08/26/08 12:43 PM Re: Go forth and multiply
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alright- ill give it a try
howd you know registering was such a bitch?
lol
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#355901 - 08/26/08 01:19 PM Re: Go forth and multiply
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I don't know how long this will be up, but...

The Phobia Forum:

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Post Subject: Clowns


I hope someone here can help me.


When I was a small child, more than thirty years ago, I was terrified of clowns. Scared to death of them. Eventually, I outgrew my phobia and haven't thought about it in many years. Recently, however, it's returned.


It started about a month ago at a bachelor party for a co-worker. My friends "Chris" (the guest of honor) and "Tim" (his best man) have, well, a unique sense of humor. The evening started off at "Tim's" house. After a few drinks, the obligatory "dirty move" was inserted into the DVD player. Lo and behold, the title in question was "Clown Porn," starring one "Dick Chibbles." At once I began to feel uneasy, as I hadn't felt in many, many years.


After the movie, we piled into a hired van and proceeded to a Gentlemen's Club we had booked for the evening. The night air helped calm my anxieties. When we arrived, however, they returned with a vengence. It seems that "Tim" arranged for the girls at the club to wear clown greasepaint. It was bad enough on "Tim's" widescreen TV, but here they were in the flesh, so to speak.


I began having nightmares shortly thereafter. At least five nights a week I wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming about clowns. It's gotten to the point that I'm afraid to take the kids for a Happy Meal because I don't want to see any images of Ronald McDonald.


Has anyone else had a childhood fear suddenly re-surface decades later? If so, what can be done about it.


Thanks for your support,


Jim








http://www.ofear.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=3855

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#355902 - 08/26/08 04:51 PM Re: Go forth and multiply
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#355903 - 08/26/08 05:01 PM Re: Go forth and multiply
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Won't last long...



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#355904 - 08/26/08 05:16 PM Re: Go forth and multiply
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August 26, 2008, 5:12 pm PDT
Mom and Sis: Movie Stars
Good Evening Folks,

Before I begin with my question(s), I would like to give a little family background. My parents divorced when I was very young. My sister went to live with my mother in Chicago, while I stayed behind with my father in the Southern region of Illinois. My mother married this guy before she left here and they moved up north.

Whenever I would visit in the summers growing up, stepdad always seemed like a nice guy but something seemed kinda off about him. Especially the relationship him and my sister shared. Although I am pretty sure he never "touched" her, some things seemed kinda weird about him. For example some of the clothes he would purchase and encourage my sister to wear. Not anything the average teenager wouldn't wear, but definitely stuff that most parents would have frowned upon.

Something has really been bothering me as of late. My sister graduated high school this past summer and turned 18 a couple of weeks later. As a graduation/birthday gift, they all went to California for about three weeks in July. A few things smelled kinda funny about the whole trip thing. First of all, all I got from them for graduation was a $50 dollar Wal-Mart gift car. Second, whenever they would go on vacations in the past, I was always invited. I didn't hear about this trip until after it happened.

When I asked about what they did during the trip they told me a few things. Took in a Lakers game, visited the Hollywood Walk-of-Fame, Disneyland, a few other things. The problem is, all the things they said they did, would not have warranted a three week stay. It could have all been done in one week. What were they doing with the other two weeks?

A few nights ago I found out the answer. I was feeling bored and lonely. I went to the video store(you know the kind) to solve my problems temporarily. I took home a video which depicted mothers teaching their daughters how to... I don't know how to put this really. It was a pornographic video, okay, we all know what goes on in them.

My sister and mother were in that movie(and through internet search, I found out they were in even more). In the same room, with the same guy. What should I do? I have the feeling my sister may have been coaxed into this by my stepdad, but not entirely sure on that one. My buddies all say not to worry about it. My sister is an adult(as is my mom) and free to make her own choices. Some of them even made crude jokes, and took offense when I socked on of them in the eye for one of their jabs. A female friend of mine says all the women who do porn are raped, and usually pimped off to the producers by somebody close to them(fathers, uncles, boyfriends/husbands, and sometimes even mothers). She even said I should do something to have my stepdad and mom jailed for this, even if I have to lie about somethings.

What should I do? Should I confront my family about this and let my feeling be know about what I think of the situation(I hate it, and don't want them to do anything like it ever again)? Should I just break off all communication with them without reason(because I know if I talk to them, eventually I will it up)? What should I tell my dad? Should I keep it a secret from him? I think it's driving me slowly insane. I walk down the street, and think people are looking at me funny. I see people talk quietly to each other when I go grocery shopping, and think they are talking about my screwed up family.

Another thing that worries me about the whole thing is, before I realized who she was in the movie, I found my mother to be quite attractive. I was aroused by her before I realized it was my mother in the flick. I have trouble even looking at an attractive girl anymore without wanting to compare her to my mom.

help me




My stab at this thing.

http://www.drphil.com/messageboard/topic/270/msg/id/992042/#992042
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#355905 - 08/26/08 05:18 PM Re: Go forth and multiply
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There's something a little lavender about Mr. Ian:




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#355906 - 08/26/08 05:37 PM Re: Go forth and multiply
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This is gold, man. Speaking of Dr. Phil, have you ever seen a prank so good you're jealous? Well, I'm jealous/in awe of this kid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGiLgkSzGI0
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#355907 - 08/26/08 08:34 PM Re: Go forth and multiply
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Lame. You could probably do it better.
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#355908 - 08/27/08 12:59 PM Re: Go forth and multiply
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why did this stop?
this was so funny!
i totally wanna think of a good gardenwb one
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#355909 - 08/27/08 01:21 PM Re: Go forth and multiply
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Looks like Dr. Phil deleted your post. Or maybe it was Mrs. Phil?

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#355910 - 08/28/08 02:45 AM Re: Go forth and multiply
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Quote:

Looks like Dr. Phil deleted your post. Or maybe it was Mrs. Phil?




Mrs. Phil is totally hot for an old cunt...
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#355911 - 08/28/08 02:58 AM Re: Go forth and multiply
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Mrs. Phil is totally hot for an old cunt...




Oprah confessed to Angelina Jolie one night at a party at Oprah's castle that Dr Phil gives great head and his mustache is just the right thickness to provide optimal Clitoral stimulation when he is muff diving. It's true...Brad Pitt told George Clooney who was overheard telling the man who is Director of Emergency Snacks to wartorn Darfur...apparently the Snack Director needed something to laugh about after seeing so many black people rotting in the open African tundra....SEE, Dr Phil is WORLDWIDE folks.
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#355912 - 08/28/08 03:22 AM Re: Go forth and multiply
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looks like they deleted it- thank goodness it was saved here for posterit
well
i thought it was funny
but i guess dr phil didnt...
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#355913 - 08/28/08 03:26 AM Re: Go forth and multiply
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I bet Oprah makes Gayle manage the Dr. Phil message board.
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