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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bad Habit.
Bad Habit doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bad Habit has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bad Habit.
Bad Habit does not sleep. He waits.
Bad Habit is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Bad Habit is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Bad Habit counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Bad Habit' beard. There is only another fist.
When Bad Habit does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Bad Habit is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Bad Habit' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Bad Habit can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Bad Habit doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Bad Habit can slam a revolving door.
Bad Habit does not get frostbite. Bad Habit bites frost
Remember the Soviet UnionThey decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a BadHabitat.

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