iGod Rejoice in the magic of teh Intwerbs and strike up a conversation with GOD... Post your convos here.
Example:
Me:
mi amigo?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
don't be so presumptuous
God:
I was not trying to be a presumptuous.
Me:
orly
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
a golden god with a trophy cock. you?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy. " I am not interesed in your anatomy."? Me, ?
Me:
how can you say that?
God:
I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.
Me:
you asked what i look like
God:
Oh now I remember asking you what you look like. What did you say?
Me:
senility is a bitch, huh?
God:
Yup. You do not speak with respect. When is senility not a FEMALE DOG?
Me:
you have issues dude
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
the fact that you're pwned
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am pwned.
Me:
i shouldn't have to tell you. as god you should have seen it coming
God:
What would happen if you did not to tell me? Do you mean your name is god me should have seen it coming ?
Me:
It already happened. deal with it.
God:
issues dude happened? "it" being issues dude?
Me:
it just happened again
God:
Once more? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
pwnage
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
I expected you to be more holier than thou
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said expected you to be more holier than thou.
Me:
grammar and sentence structure is kicking your ass right now
God:
At this moment I think grammar and sentence structure is a lot of things.
Me:
it is a lot of things, none of which you grasp.
God:
grammar and sentence structure is a lot of things none of which me grasp. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
whats your stance on double anal?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
weak bro
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
get better son
God:
Where can I get better son?
Me:
at double anal.. go see a priest or two
God:
Do you often use a computer there? Where is that?
Me:
you're trying to get me to use the word "rectory" aren't you?
God:
No I am not trying to get you to use the word rectory. I'm sorry you got that impression.. Really.
Me:
i feel like you're trying to groom me
God:
What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
see, you keep doing it
God:
Until next time.
Me:
I'm suing
God:
Good gossip: you are suing.
Me:
later, hater
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