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#400738 - 02/20/09 03:52 PM Dana DeArmond at her finest
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#400739 - 02/20/09 07:12 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Trying to look like "Lady of Darkness" or just another dickhead ?
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#400740 - 02/20/09 08:03 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Leave the poor girl alone, she's heartbroken, Daniel left her through an email while she was in london sucking cock and filming, classy, and she moved out of the apartment, so she's going cock crazier than before and doing all to pay her own rent. Oh wait maybe she posted on ADT that she needs help again getting stuff for the new place. Before a fire, now a break up and she'll say he kept everything and she needs to start from scratch again.

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#400741 - 02/20/09 09:54 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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I'm glad you clarified yourself, Gypsy. Whores will say anything to make people believe them.

I'm single - makes the fanbois think they have a chance.

I don't smoke/drink - makes the fanbois think she's a healthy lass.

I'm on hard times - Translation: I made lots of money sucking cock on camera, but I didn't save any of it, and I really need a new Prada bag, please buy me one from the selection on my wishlist, XOXO.
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#400742 - 02/21/09 10:20 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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I'm glad you clarified yourself, Gypsy. Whores will say anything to make people believe them.

I'm single - makes the fanbois think they have a chance.

I don't smoke/drink - makes the fanbois think she's a healthy lass.

I'm on hard times - Translation: I made lots of money sucking cock on camera, but I didn't save any of it, and I really need a new Prada bag, please buy me one from the selection on my wishlist, XOXO.


Yeap you pretty much got it all right, it's about the wishlist.

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#400743 - 02/21/09 01:00 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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It's actually quite amusing. She said when he left he took all the dishwashing detergent, the toaster and the Xbox 360.
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#400744 - 02/21/09 03:06 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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#400745 - 02/21/09 07:58 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Nice catch IW Adult. One cock in each ear...Dana's moving up in the world. This might be from her new one, Insatiable Voyage or something with Bobbi Starr. In it she improves herself by taking an anal foot fucking from Bobbi.

Hope to God Jake Malone doesn't see this. We'll have an Ear Fart Cocktails series in the works.

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#400746 - 02/22/09 01:17 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her dumbest
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It's actually quite amusing. She said when he left he took all the dishwashing detergent, the toaster and the Xbox 360.


When I feel I'm not at my brightest, it's refreshing to find there's always a power outtage somewhere else....
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#400747 - 02/22/09 12:09 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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It's actually quite amusing. She said when he left he took all the dishwashing detergent, the toaster and the Xbox 360.




Nice priorities on his part
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#400748 - 02/22/09 12:52 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Ya'll leave Dana alone. She gives it her all for our stroking pleasure. Couldn't ask for more, really.


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#400749 - 02/23/09 10:47 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Ya'll leave Dana alone. She gives it her all for our stroking pleasure. Couldn't ask for more, really.





Oh so she does IR... I wont look it up, I'll take your word for it
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#400750 - 02/24/09 07:38 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Don't look her up electrostatic or you'll stumble upon a pic of that horrible tattoo above her cunt. Or at least prepare a paper bag beforehand. You've been warned.
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#400751 - 02/24/09 08:32 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Horrible is a good description. I think it's a bowl of cherries and what it's doing there is beyond me. Bad tat, bad placement, all on a girl that you'd never look twice at if you saw her on the street. Classic overachiever.

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#400752 - 02/24/09 09:01 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Stupid cunt. Im sure she is only a month or so away from asking for money to cure her fake cancer. I tell you what.....Im willing to donate $1000 to you if you put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the fucking trigger. I will pay you right afterwards, ok.
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#400753 - 02/24/09 03:46 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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The bowl of cherries, or two hearts:



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#400754 - 02/24/09 05:17 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Leave the poor girl alone, she's heartbroken, Daniel left her through an email while she was in london sucking cock and filming, classy, and she moved out of the apartment, so she's going cock crazier than before and doing all to pay her own rent.




that'h Daniel' it's a fuck'ing homo' he' lik;e to suck man coc'k behind'h d' camera' ....he and dann'a luve'd to do'h bisex' 3sums w/ other fag's
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#400755 - 02/24/09 05:32 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Stupid cunt. Im sure she is only a month or so away from asking for money to cure her fake cancer. I tell you what.....Im willing to donate $1000 to you if you put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the fucking trigger. I will pay you right afterwards, ok.




Slowly but surely becoming one of my favorite posters...


@croc, thanks for the warning. I didnt look her up. Sadly someone posted the pic on here...
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#400756 - 02/24/09 06:08 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Quote:

Quote:

Leave the poor girl alone, she's heartbroken, Daniel left her through an email while she was in london sucking cock and filming, classy, and she moved out of the apartment, so she's going cock crazier than before and doing all to pay her own rent.






that'h Daniel' it's a fuck'ing homo' he' lik;e to suck man coc'k behind'h d' camera' ....he and dann'a luve'd to do'h bisex' 3sums w/ other fag's




Who does your typing ? Your cat ?
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#400757 - 02/24/09 07:01 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Quote:

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Leave the poor girl alone, she's heartbroken, Daniel left her through an email while she was in london sucking cock and filming, classy, and she moved out of the apartment, so she's going cock crazier than before and doing all to pay her own rent.






that'h Daniel' it's a fuck'ing homo' he' lik;e to suck man coc'k behind'h d' camera' ....he and dann'a luve'd to do'h bisex' 3sums w/ other fag's




Who does your typing ? Your cat ?




I love cats..
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#400758 - 02/24/09 07:19 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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^ Me too !
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#400759 - 02/24/09 10:55 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Leave the poor girl alone, she's heartbroken, Daniel left her through an email while she was in london sucking cock and filming, classy, and she moved out of the apartment, so she's going cock crazier than before and doing all to pay her own rent.






that'h Daniel' it's a fuck'ing homo' he' lik;e to suck man coc'k behind'h d' camera' ....he and dann'a luve'd to do'h bisex' 3sums w/ other fag's




Who does your typing ? Your cat ?




I love cats..




Yep-taste like chicken, easier to find in the urban environment and no feathers to pluck-a perfect one pot meal.
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#400760 - 02/24/09 11:02 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Leave the poor girl alone, she's heartbroken, Daniel left her through an email while she was in london sucking cock and filming, classy, and she moved out of the apartment, so she's going cock crazier than before and doing all to pay her own rent.


that'h Daniel' it's a fuck'ing homo' he' lik;e to suck man coc'k behind'h d' camera' ....he and dann'a luve'd to do'h bisex' 3sums w/ other fag's


Who does your typing ? Your cat ?


I love cats..


Yep-taste like chicken, easier to find in the urban environment and no feathers to pluck-a perfect one pot meal.


Lou??... Back already???
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#400761 - 02/25/09 01:38 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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if you eat cats youll get toxoplasmosis or something
like worms from the catshit
grodie
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#400762 - 02/25/09 02:56 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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if you eat cats youll get toxoplasmosis or something
like worms from the catshit
grodie



Um , maybe if you eat it's asshole un-cooked . But generally speaking , i'm gonna say you're wrong

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#400763 - 02/25/09 12:43 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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if you eat cats youll get toxoplasmosis or something
like worms from the catshit
grodie




i haven't heard the word "grodie" in forever... nice one Pretty
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#400764 - 02/25/09 02:11 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Stupid cunt. Im sure she is only a month or so away from asking for money to cure her fake cancer. I tell you what.....Im willing to donate $1000 to you if you put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the fucking trigger. I will pay you right afterwards, ok.




And I'd be honored to supply the bullets. Got some nice hollowpoints that'll flatten on impact, ie. roll around inside your fucking head. Might be your best performance yet.




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#400765 - 02/25/09 02:30 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Let's get her a gas powered pogo stick.

It should be no problem to convince her this it is "alt" or "hip" or whatever. Then when she gets paralyzed from using it she can try to convince me to push her wheel chair and empty her colostomy bag.
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#400766 - 02/25/09 03:05 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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that'h Daniel' it's a fuck'ing homo' he' lik;e to suck man coc'k behind'h d' camera' ....he and dann'a luve'd to do'h bisex' 3sums w/ other fag's




Even a fucking homo is better than some shithead that can't "speeka da englitch" properly while attempting to insult the fucking homo.
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#400767 - 03/04/09 02:21 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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He probably left her cuz the bitch is 30, overweight, and has undergone plastic surgery, further altering herself into an image of freakishness. The cunt tattoo doesnt help either.

I'm just annoyed with her presence on the internet, and I cant imagine how painful it would be dating her. The minute I come home to some grown woman blabbing about unicorns... well I guess I'd break up with her or go full fag. And that pretty much explains why Daniel is faggyBi.

I dont know why dana's presence persists, but it is becoming more pathetic the older she gets.

Side note, everyone with spacers in their ears are fucking idiots, as punk as I am, Ive never done anything that will make me look fuckin stupid when Im old.

This gossip isnt juicy, but I know she cheated on danfag with manuel ferrarra when manuel was directing a scene of her not too long ago...

Everyone deserves misfortune and tragedy, especially people in LA. Happiness and fun are for the arrogant, opulent, and ignorant.
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#400768 - 03/04/09 08:51 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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How the fuck does a whore cheat ? Cards ? Taxes?
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#400769 - 03/04/09 05:53 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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How the fuck does a whore cheat ? Cards ? Taxes?




Wouldn't Manuel be just as guilty of "cheating"? Last I knew, he was married with a fairly new kid at home...?
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#400770 - 03/05/09 12:13 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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It's not cheating if it's work.
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#400771 - 03/05/09 06:35 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Stupid cunt. Im sure she is only a month or so away from asking for money to cure her fake cancer. I tell you what.....Im willing to donate $1000 to you if you put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the fucking trigger. I will pay you right afterwards, ok.




And I'd be honored to supply the bullets. Got some nice hollowpoints that'll flatten on impact, ie. roll around inside your fucking head. Might be your best performance yet.








Fer fucks sake, just get a .22 pistol. No loud noises and the bullets don't have the penetration power to leave the skull so they just whiz around in there until the brain is completely shredded.

I know this is a porn forum guys, but not everything has to be overkill.
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#400772 - 05/19/09 12:38 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Today and yesterday were pretty creepy as Daniel and Dana both came up in everyday conversations:

A couple weeks ago a little birdie sent me a link to some of Daniel's gay porno work; I thought all you fuckers were joking about his gay past so it was quite a laugh. My girlfriend finds the pic I saved on my hard drive yesterday and grilled me why there was a bunch of random gay porno on my computer. Stupid me.


Today she randomly asks out of the blue "Do you know who Dana DeArmond is?" I assume she saw a thread open here and asked...it turns out Dana's some guest judge at the Upright Citizen's Brigade for some show coming up she got a Facebook notice for. It turns out her friend from high school at UCLA is some participant in it.

A couple months ago the same bitch sent a lengthy ass e-mail out to all of my girlfriend's relatives (most of whom are WASP-y East Coasters) calling me a "quasi-porn star" with all sorts of details (most of them true). It caused all sorts of stupid drama. Now this stupid cunt is having her acting skills judged by the former girlfriend of this winner:


Ironic.


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#400773 - 05/20/09 09:50 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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It's not cheating if it's work.




I think about this sometimes. It's not cheating if it's at work, or it's not cheating if it is work, like a scene.
What about fucking through the stills or even pulling someone in the bathroom?
This isn't directed @ you Gia, but I wonder sometimes...
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#400774 - 05/20/09 11:17 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Fucking through the stills is work. You have to fuck in the stills anyway, right? Pulling them into the bathroom is batting practice pre-scene, especially for anal. Usually, I'd just warm up with the guy right there on set, but another room away from the bts (behind the scenes camera) guy is best. I need a few strokes in just as a regular person sometimes and not feel compelled to arch my back and look pretty for fear another camera is secretly looming.

Now, if you're getting each other's numbers to hang out off camera, that's cheating.
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#400776 - 05/20/09 12:51 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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No. But I've had a few encagement rings.

Meant to say engagement. Freudian slip.



Edited by gia jordan (05/20/09 12:55 PM)
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#400777 - 05/20/09 12:53 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Fucking through the stills is work. You have to fuck in the stills anyway, right? Pulling them into the bathroom is batting practice pre-scene, especially for anal. Usually, I'd just warm up with the guy right there on set, but another room away from the bts (behind the scenes camera) guy is best. I need a few strokes in just as a regular person sometimes and not feel compelled to arch my back and look pretty for fear another camera is secretly looming.

Now, if you're getting each other's numbers to hang out off camera, that's cheating.




Hey, that's a great answer. I consider a bathroom session like taking the cock for a "test drive" ...The part about making sure your back is arched made me laugh. Sometimes it's liberating to let your hair fall in your face or put your foot on the ground, instead of awkwardly balanced on a counter top. It's actually like real sex, or something.
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#400778 - 05/20/09 12:55 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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define batting practice pre-scene, is that like fluffing?

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#400779 - 05/20/09 12:56 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Kinda. But more like fluffing for the girl.
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#400780 - 05/20/09 01:33 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Marley and Baby G are giving me wood. Wanna play?
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#400781 - 05/20/09 01:47 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Kinda. But more like fluffing for the girl.



how much fun would that job be..."Bob we need you to go in the back and get Gia ready!"... "sure thing boss I'm on it"

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#400782 - 05/20/09 03:58 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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You PWs are so fucked in the head ! I like that in a PW !
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#400783 - 05/21/09 03:07 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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I need a few strokes in just as a regular person sometimes and not feel compelled to arch my back and look pretty for fear another camera is secretly looming.




You mean regular folks aren't supposed to arch their back and look pretty?

Fuck, I am stupid...
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#400784 - 05/21/09 10:22 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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I guess there are some things that "regular people" don't necessarily need to do when they fuck. For example, spreading their asscheek open so that the cameras can see the goodies during doggystyle... or peeking over your shoulder during cowgirl. I don't do that shit off camera, and I close my legs during spoon too.
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#400785 - 05/21/09 01:46 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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I guess there are some things that "regular people" don't necessarily need to do when they fuck. For example, spreading their asscheek open so that the cameras can see the goodies during doggystyle... or peeking over your shoulder during cowgirl. I don't do that shit off camera, and I close my legs during spoon too.





Marley, Marley, Marley, hot, hot, hot! Oh no, I'm turning into a fanboi? Nooooooooooooooooooooo
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#400786 - 05/21/09 02:22 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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I guess there are some things that "regular people" don't necessarily need to do when they fuck. For example, spreading their asscheek open so that the cameras can see the goodies during doggystyle... or peeking over your shoulder during cowgirl. I don't do that shit off camera, and I close my legs during spoon too.





Marley, Marley, Marley, hot, hot, hot! Oh no, I'm turning into a fanboi? Nooooooooooooooooooooo





If Marley's porn career follows the normal trajectory, she'll be touring the country as an escort within a year or two. We'll all have an opportunity to fuck her. For now, just sit tight.

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#400787 - 05/21/09 02:24 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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I guess there are some things that "regular people" don't necessarily need to do when they fuck. For example, spreading their asscheek open so that the cameras can see the goodies during doggystyle... or peeking over your shoulder during cowgirl. I don't do that shit off camera, and I close my legs during spoon too.



I don't spoon. That shit freaks me out...
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#400788 - 05/22/09 12:18 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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I forgot, spooning is for cupcakes.
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#400789 - 05/22/09 12:21 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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I always lick the spoon when I make cupcakes... Please tell me you do too...
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#400790 - 05/22/09 01:09 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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No baked goods or raw eggs for me. When I cook stuff for my friends or b/f that I don't eat, it makes me sad. It smells good, but I know it's bad for me...and them.
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#400791 - 05/22/09 04:50 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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I just wanted to feel human. It's not like I eat cupcakes.
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#400792 - 05/23/09 09:55 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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No baked goods or raw eggs for me. When I cook stuff for my friends or b/f that I don't eat, it makes me sad. It smells good, but I know it's bad for me...and them.




You shouldn't feel bad for them. Like a good whore, you should prod the b/f to ensure he has a good life insurance policy, of which you're the sole beneficiary. That way, when he keels over, you've got something to fall back on.
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#400793 - 05/31/09 03:18 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Manuel wasn't the talent he was the director. I've heard from a few girls that have been around a long time that fucking someone other than the talent you're meant to work with is kinda of an asshole move.

Regardless, things must be lame at home for Manuel to be fucking the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse for free.

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#400794 - 09/21/09 08:00 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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DD is fucking hot. She's sexier than hell and a nasty bitch. Literally the perfect combination IMO.
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#400795 - 09/21/09 08:13 AM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Dana is hideous. You're just a spearchucker with no standards.
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#400796 - 09/21/09 04:20 PM Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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DD is fucking hot. She's sexier than hell and a nasty bitch. Literally the perfect combination IMO.




Dan Dearmond is a lot of things. But not sexy. At all. Especially with these stupid glasses.

He-She might be nasty, but that's simply because he-she doesn't get hired for porn unless he-she engages in the most ridiculous (unsexual) circus-acts. Think about it: what was the last time he-she did a scene that was boy/girl-anal-facial? Without all the spitting, choking, fisting, pissing, squirting, creampie and massive dildos in her ass?
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