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#40669 - 07/25/04 06:32 PM KSEX DJ SPECIAL OLYMPICS
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Here's the tentative schedule for the upcoming KSEX DJ SPECIAL OLYMPICS

1. Wankus' how many fingers can he fit up his butt trials
2. Shoot the worst porn like Quasarman yet still think you're great contest
3. Be Gay w/ Guy Capo competition
4. Johnny Rock's tranny wrestling
5. Don Hollywood's fastest to HIV race
6. Flexx's can't rap or spin so just be a jive turkey jog
7. Chef Jeff's egg & salad toss @ Soledad
8. The Plus Size One Glory Hole Battle
9. Pin the tail on Jason Sechrest
10. Gang Bang MY Wife w/ Pat Myne
11. Catch the Greased Lorianniac Pig
12. DJ Septic tank dunk w/ all the rest of the on air losers unmentioned above
13. Reverse Gang Bang Survivor featuring smutmutant and only the female porn star hosts that I can stomach

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#40670 - 07/26/04 06:54 AM Re: KSEX DJ SPECIAL OLYMPICS
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Lol
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#40671 - 07/26/04 06:10 PM Re: KSEX DJ SPECIAL OLYMPICS
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
. There has to be a swami human slide event, swami gets naked in a kiddie pool filled with goats milk and corn chips and porn stars must have a 5 step running start jump and slide off his naked body across the room and whoever makes it furthest wins.
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#40672 - 07/26/04 06:18 PM Re: KSEX DJ SPECIAL OLYMPICS
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Swami isn't at Ksex, he is a rung lower :evil-banana:
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#40673 - 07/27/04 06:00 AM Re: KSEX DJ SPECIAL OLYMPICS
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
I wasn't aware there was anything lower than Ksex.
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#40674 - 07/27/04 08:34 AM Re: KSEX DJ SPECIAL OLYMPICS
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

I wasn't aware there was anything lower than Ksex.




If there is this is it:
Host/Producer Cyberstation Internet Radio
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#40675 - 07/27/04 04:31 PM Re: KSEX DJ SPECIAL OLYMPICS
BigPornFan Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Quote:

Quote:

I wasn't aware there was anything lower than Ksex.




If there is this is it:
Host/Producer Cyberstation Internet Radio





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#40676 - 07/27/04 05:32 PM Re: KSEX DJ SPECIAL OLYMPICS
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

Quote:

I wasn't aware there was anything lower than Ksex.




If there is this is it:
Host/Producer Cyberstation Internet Radio





That's it, Cleetus. Let the Dark Side course through your veins. Join me. With our combined strength, we can overpower the Emperor Monkey and rule the forum.
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#40677 - 07/27/04 05:37 PM Re: KSEX DJ SPECIAL OLYMPICS
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

That's it, Cleetus. Let the Dark Side course through your veins. Join me. With our combined strength, we can overpower the Emperor Monkey and rule the forum.





YES thats what this board is missing, a hostile take over. Then when arab runs the board he can change the name from the monkey's cage to the arab's cave. Then i can fade into the dark , just a distant memory and a ruined asshole from the fayner era.
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#40678 - 07/27/04 06:42 PM Re: KSEX DJ SPECIAL OLYMPICS
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

That's it, Cleetus. Let the Dark Side course through your veins. Join me. With our combined strength, we can overpower the Emperor Monkey and rule the forum.





I don't know if I am up to any sustained evilness, it comes and goes, most of the time I am relegated to making wise ass comebacks and posts with a emoticon.
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#40679 - 07/27/04 08:31 PM Re: KSEX DJ SPECIAL OLYMPICS
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

I don't know if I am up to any sustained evilness, it comes and goes, most of the time I am relegated to making wise ass comebacks and posts with a emoticon.



Cleetus,it is your destiny. Let me put in terms you and I understand. Its time to turn "heel". Dont be a "babyface" anymore.
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#40680 - 07/28/04 07:30 AM KSEX DJ
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Chico and Arab, I will continue to work on it and hope one day to be on top as a King of the Bastards.
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#40681 - 07/28/04 10:58 PM Re: KSEX DJ
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Cleetus,give in to the evil. Soon you will do my bidding,ha ha!
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#40682 - 07/29/04 11:56 AM Re: KSEX DJ
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
ok, you silly minions of evil: Satan says get back to the point of the thread...
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#40683 - 07/29/04 04:17 PM Re: KSEX DJ
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Dammit, the all seeing eye caught us in it's gaze
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