Here's the tentative schedule for the upcoming KSEX DJ SPECIAL OLYMPICS
1. Wankus' how many fingers can he fit up his butt trials
2. Shoot the worst porn like Quasarman yet still think you're great contest
3. Be Gay w/ Guy Capo competition
4. Johnny Rock's tranny wrestling
5. Don Hollywood's fastest to HIV race
6. Flexx's can't rap or spin so just be a jive turkey jog
7. Chef Jeff's egg & salad toss @ Soledad
8. The Plus Size One Glory Hole Battle
9. Pin the tail on Jason Sechrest
10. Gang Bang MY Wife w/ Pat Myne
11. Catch the Greased Lorianniac Pig
12. DJ Septic tank dunk w/ all the rest of the on air losers unmentioned above
13. Reverse Gang Bang Survivor featuring smutmutant and only the female porn star hosts that I can stomach