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#416079 - 04/13/09 09:45 PM
Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Here's your chance to win something. I haven't exactly figured it out yet. but have faith.
Once, I thought XPT's favorite sixhead Hailey "Xanax & Maryjane" Young had finally washed out of porn. Strangely, I see her popping up now at the "big-boob" website Brazzers, which of course means they are three steps from bankruptcy, and are airing all those "forgotten" episodes they all figured were trash, but which they wisely kept for a rainy day.
So here's your chance to deconstruct Hailey Young, hopefully in a kinky, Derridean way. Only rule is that your quote has to fit within the confines of the white "thought bubble." Yes, the Brandon Iron post below shows that you actually have to do some work and edit the picture in question, sorry if that takes too much out of your degenerate day. I know, most whores can't think, but just pretend. Be kinky, vile, disgusting, perverse, maybe even true.
Good luck! 
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#416088 - 04/14/09 08:17 AM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/29/07
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#416091 - 04/14/09 12:12 PM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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#416092 - 04/14/09 12:17 PM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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#416097 - 04/14/09 03:50 PM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Sorry, couldn't get Mark Trademan's "about gold stock market" post in that little white box. Oh well, it seemed like a perfect match.
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#416100 - 04/14/09 06:50 PM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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#416101 - 04/14/09 07:02 PM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#416103 - 04/14/09 10:27 PM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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#416104 - 04/15/09 12:08 AM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
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#416105 - 04/15/09 12:42 AM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#416106 - 04/15/09 09:11 AM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/09
Posts: 107
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Quote:
Surely this one is correct, no?
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#416108 - 04/15/09 10:56 AM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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#416111 - 04/15/09 01:33 PM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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^ Good shit FB.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#416113 - 04/15/09 04:47 PM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Or "my butt hurts" !!! woof !
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#416116 - 04/16/09 12:16 AM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I don't know how to fill in a thought bubble, but mine would be Hailey Young:
"I can park anyway thanks to Da Burg!"
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#416117 - 04/16/09 08:24 AM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Enough! For fuck's sake, it was 3 years ago that she played musical penises with a bunch of different guys, yet I was the only one with a CHAIR too.... I really miss her actually...sometimes you can have a good thing but you dont realize it, or dont quite see it's application. Fuckin' Gia, only she would KNOW that my handicap placards are the things whores love most after money and pills....I feel naked and exposed now. Hailey come back...I will treat you like the filthy whore you wanted to be treated like, not as a "friend".... 
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#416118 - 04/16/09 10:28 AM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I agree with Burg, "whores as friends" is completely overrated & somewhat impossible.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#416120 - 04/16/09 11:27 PM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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ADT regular
Registered: 03/16/08
Posts: 5
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#416122 - 04/17/09 07:32 AM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/12/07
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#416123 - 04/17/09 08:29 AM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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*************VOTE FOR THE WINNER************** Thank you for all your contributions. I think you are all total degenerates. Some were very good, insider references which are always funny. Now vote for one of the finalists: (in order of appearance) I'll mail a copy of the winning entry to Hailey Young's MySpace page. 
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#416124 - 04/17/09 07:44 PM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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A humble thank you for the nom, sir. 
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#416127 - 04/18/09 08:17 AM
Re: Hailey Young thoughts on the Thought bubble contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Logic 101: a. Hailey Young like to suck off Brandon Irons' herpespenis. b. Only super fugly whores like to suck off Brandon Irons herpespenis c. ERGO: Hailey Young is a fugly whore. Quote:
One other nice thing to say about Hailey: I was in Miami a few years ago with Jake Malone and others. Hailey came to the Colony hotel and worked with everyone, doing whatever each of us wanted. She fucked all 4 of us and it was the highlight of the trip....at least for me.
Translation: none of you had any Xanax around, so she worked for cash to buy Xanax and hippie lettuce. 
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#416128 - 04/18/09 01:17 PM
Limp Willie's self-loathing
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Thank you for the insightful post, Limp Willie. Whenever people make fun of your limp willie, I defend you. I say, "No, his name is Limp Willie. It's not meant to be a description."
"But why would Limp Willie be called that if he was able to muster an erection?"
"Oooooohhhhh....you're onto something there. I didn't think about that."
Logic 201:
1. Limp Willie has ED.
2. Diabetes, high blood pressure, multiple sclerosis, vascular disease, prostate problmes, bladder issues, kidney disease, hormonal abnormalities, stress and anxiety all contribute to ED.
3. ERGO: Limp Willie has more diseases and health issues than anyone I know.
Get well soon, Limpman. I will ask around to see if anyone has any Xanax or medical marijuana to help you in this difficult, boner-free time.
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#416129 - 04/18/09 01:23 PM
Re: Limp Willie's self-loathing
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I detect real hatred in Brandon's post. Usually it's just grins, corny jokes and another watermarked whore-pic but this one shows some emotion. (Not much thought, but some emotion).
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#416131 - 04/18/09 01:41 PM
Re: Limp Willie's self-loathing
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I wonder...if you'd tried to be another Canadian comedian if you'd achieved more fame and money, and still got all the blowjobs.
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#416135 - 04/18/09 03:47 PM
Re: Hailey Young thoughts on the Thought bubble contest
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#416137 - 04/18/09 11:53 PM
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#416138 - 04/19/09 12:30 AM
Re: Hailey Young thoughts on the Thought bubble contest
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/12/07
Posts: 571
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In BI's defense , i have seen him get a bj from Jezebelle Bond , who in my eyes , was one of the hottest porn hoes in the business . Far better looking than Hailey Young .
Any chance of you working with her again , and getting her to do some freaky stuff
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#416142 - 04/20/09 05:24 AM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Brandon has an advantage since if he ever starts to feel a little weak there are usually other guys on a porn set to help out  and something for his left hand to hold onto
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#416145 - 04/20/09 12:45 PM
Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Quote:
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If Brandon and Willie fight like this in public, their battles in the moderators forum must be a real bloodbath. I suspect some of the best XPT material never sees the light of day.
No fighting there, its all business in the secret lounge 
I just read that there are 6,069 unread private messages in the system. 
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#416146 - 04/20/09 12:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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#416150 - 04/20/09 01:56 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 04/20/09
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"This is one tough ass candy bar."
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#416151 - 04/20/09 03:27 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Stop posting.
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#416154 - 04/22/09 05:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Hailey has a sister? What's the backstory on this Dean?
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#416157 - 05/03/09 04:18 PM
Re: Limp Willie's self-loathing
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Porn Jesus
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