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#416129 - 04/18/09 01:23 PM Re: Limp Willie's self-loathing
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I detect real hatred in Brandon's post. Usually it's just grins, corny jokes and another watermarked whore-pic but this one shows some emotion. (Not much thought, but some emotion).

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#416130 - 04/18/09 01:36 PM Re: Limp Willie's self-loathing
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It's true. I hate that Limp Willie has ED. I value his friendship and it's terrible that he cannot enjoy the full measure of being a virile man. I will do everything in my power to help him, including but not limited to posting erotic photos of beautiful women fellating me. If that is what it takes to give this lonely, impotent man some pleasure, I will do it. It's the least I can do, really. I mean, I get all the mouth hugs I want. Daily, in fact, when I have the time and inclination.

I want to see Limp Willie's moniker changed to Strong Like Bull Willie. I know, I know. The chances are as slim as Hailey Young, but let us hope.

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#416131 - 04/18/09 01:41 PM Re: Limp Willie's self-loathing
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I wonder...if you'd tried to be another Canadian comedian if you'd achieved more fame and money, and still got all the blowjobs.

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#416132 - 04/18/09 01:49 PM Re: Limp Willie's self-loathing
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Even the worst comedians get more blowjobs than male talent. It's a sad fact.
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#416133 - 04/18/09 01:49 PM Re: Limp Willie's self-loathing caused by ED
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Please....my focus is entirely on curing Limp Willie's Erectile Dysfunction. I have put my career on hold for now. Like that selfless sea captain of the Maersk Alabama, I am only thinking of helping others. Willie's manhood has been pirated by flacidness. His noodle can't canoodle. His pee-pee stays wee-wee.

It's not fair. It's not natural.

Hailey put up with it as long as she could before finding comfort in the arms -- and other regions -- of other men. She sent me this original, untouched photo that Willie defaced in his soft serve rage.



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#416134 - 04/18/09 02:23 PM Re: Hailey Young thoughts on the Thought bubble contest
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#416135 - 04/18/09 03:47 PM Re: Hailey Young thoughts on the Thought bubble contest
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#416136 - 04/18/09 04:10 PM Re: Hailey Young thoughts on the Thought bubble contest
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Brendan is angry because he poured all of his intellect into those horrible captions, and he didn't even come close to making the playoffs. Sorry, dude. Go ahead and obsess over me. Every minute you sit around thinking of childish ways in insult me, I just win a little more.

***********Random wins**************

Case closed, stop posting in this thread.

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#416137 - 04/18/09 11:53 PM Re: Hailey Young thoughts on the Thought bubble contest *DELETED*
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Post deleted by Willie D

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#416138 - 04/19/09 12:30 AM Re: Hailey Young thoughts on the Thought bubble contest
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In BI's defense , i have seen him get a bj from Jezebelle Bond , who in my eyes , was one of the hottest porn hoes in the business . Far better looking than Hailey Young .

Any chance of you working with her again , and getting her to do some freaky stuff

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#416139 - 04/19/09 07:36 AM Re: Limp Willie's self-loathing
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Quote:

I detect real hatred in Brandon's post. Usually it's just grins, corny jokes and another watermarked whore-pic but this one shows some emotion. (Not much thought, but some emotion).




Which means that Willie got to him, me thinks...

...and the best retort Brandon has, is making limp dick jokes, because his own cock is the only thing that places him higher than a sea urchin on the food chain.
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#416140 - 04/19/09 11:33 AM Re: Limp Willie's self-loathing
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#416141 - 04/19/09 01:46 PM Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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"This bong is plugged!"

[ed: dummy, you have to edit the picture with your caption. DQ'ed, as expected.]




This post actually had the most lawl... Brandons retardation
ftw.
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#416142 - 04/20/09 05:24 AM Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Brandon has an advantage since if he ever starts to feel a little weak there are usually other guys on a porn set to help out



and something for his left hand to hold onto
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#416144 - 04/20/09 10:24 AM Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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If Brandon and Willie fight like this in public, their battles in the moderators forum must be a real bloodbath. I suspect some of the best XPT material never sees the light of day.





No fighting there, its all business in the secret lounge
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#416145 - 04/20/09 12:45 PM Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Quote:

Quote:

If Brandon and Willie fight like this in public, their battles in the moderators forum must be a real bloodbath. I suspect some of the best XPT material never sees the light of day.





No fighting there, its all business in the secret lounge


I just read that there are 6,069 unread private messages in the system.

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#416146 - 04/20/09 12:53 PM Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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#416148 - 04/20/09 01:11 PM Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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No help needed on my part. I'm a one-man band, sir. Business is good and I'm a happy camper.

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#416150 - 04/20/09 01:56 PM Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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"This is one tough ass candy bar."

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#416151 - 04/20/09 03:27 PM Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Stop posting.
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#416152 - 04/20/09 11:35 PM Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Thread over. Stop posting.


Edited by Willie D (04/21/09 08:03 AM)

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#416153 - 04/22/09 12:30 AM Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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#416154 - 04/22/09 05:08 AM Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
Bornyo Offline
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Hailey has a sister? What's the backstory on this Dean?

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#416155 - 04/22/09 01:10 PM Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Hailey has a sister? What's the backstory on this Dean?




Lezzing it up with her (supposed) sister on Jim Gunn's site. Look under "featured clips".
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#416156 - 04/23/09 06:26 AM Re: Hailey Young "Thought Bubble" Contest
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Quote:

Lezzing it up with her (supposed) sister on Jim Gunn's site. Look under "featured clips".



They do look alike. They've got Kimberly Franklin & Lannie Barbie scenes there too. Incest is the last porn taboo. There are physical limits to the object you can shove up a porn chick's ass. What's left? The utter depravity of incest.
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#416157 - 05/03/09 04:18 PM Re: Limp Willie's self-loathing
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