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#46590 - 08/15/04 06:54 AM I've heard of don't play w/ dangerous animals but
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this is crazy.

Sucks to be this kid. Thinking you are messing around with a regular "fish" and turns out it is a piranha.

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"Boy bitten by piranha in public fountain

A Chinese boy got more than he bargained for when he tried to grab a fish from a public fountain and nearly had his finger bitten off by a piranha.

The 14-year-old had been messing around by the water feature in Hong Kong when he was bitten by the carnivorous fish.

Luckily he managed to escape with three stitches to his index finger but marine experts claimed he could have easily lost his finger.

It is thought the man-eating fish, usually found in the Amazon, had been dumped in the fountain by owners who no longer wanted them as pets.

Officials have now drained the fountain and removed the two dangerous fish."
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#46591 - 08/15/04 07:24 AM Re: I've heard of don't play w/ dangerous animals but
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That´s bullshit in so many ways.

First, a piranha´s mouth isn´t big enough for a finger to fit on it, even a small one.

Second of all, a piranha would never survive on a fountain.

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#46592 - 08/15/04 07:33 AM Re: I've heard of don't play w/ dangerous animals
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That´s bullshit in so many ways.

First, a piranha´s mouth isn´t big enough for a finger to fit on it, even a small one.

Second of all, a piranha would never survive on a fountain.




What does the piranha's mouth size have anything to do with what happened. The story said the boy was "bitten" not that the piranha's mouth was around the whole finger.

A fresh water fish can't survive in a fountain? Well I don't know since I'm not a marine biologist or whatever they call those people who study piranhas.

HERES A LINK for more info on piranhas
http://www.whozoo.org/Anlife99/ryanweld/piranhaindexfinal.htm
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#46593 - 08/15/04 07:40 AM Re: I've heard of don't play w/ dangerous animals
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What does the piranha's mouth size have anything to do with what happened. The story said the boy was "bitten" not that the piranha's mouth was around the whole finger.




"Luckily he managed to escape with three stitches to his index finger but marine experts claimed he could have easily lost his finger".

Bullshit.


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A fresh water fish can't survive in a fountain?




No, it can´t. Cause there is no FOOD fit for a piranha to be found on a FOUNTAIN.

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#46594 - 08/15/04 07:52 AM Re: I've heard of don't play w/ dangerous animals
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"Luckily he managed to escape with three stitches to his index finger but marine experts claimed he could have easily lost his finger".

Bullshit.


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A fresh water fish can't survive in a fountain?




No, it can´t. Cause there is no FOOD fit for a piranha to be found on a FOUNTAIN.




If you let a piranha continue to chomp on your finger maybe a piranha can bite it off. Plus I think they were just exagerating that point to make the story sound better.

Maybe the piranha was just in the fountain for a day or a couple of days. I'm sure a piranha can live without food for a least a day or even a couple of days for that matter. Plus in the link about piranhas it said that some were vegetarians and ate plants. Some fountains have plants. So there is the food.

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#46595 - 08/15/04 08:08 AM Re: I've heard of don't play w/ dangerous animals
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No, it can´t. Cause there is no FOOD fit for a piranha to be found on a FOUNTAIN.



A piranha can't survive on stray fingers?
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#46596 - 08/15/04 08:08 AM Re: I've heard of don't play w/ dangerous animals
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I believe Smartt, I think he knows these things because he lives in the Amazon
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#46597 - 08/15/04 08:34 AM Re: I've heard of don't play w/ dangerous animals
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If you let a piranha continue to chomp on your finger maybe a piranha can bite it off.




Sure, of course. If you´re a LEPER with NO FEELING AT ALL ON YOUR EXTREMITIES, you can let a fucking piranha chomp and chomp your finger until it falls off. So, this history is complete feasible.

How fool was I for not believing it...


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#46598 - 08/15/04 01:14 PM Re: I've heard of don't play w/ dangerous animals
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How the hell do you know the power of the bite of a piranha. Are you a piranha expert?

What's so hard to believe besides your contention that a piranha can't "easily" bite off a person's finger.

I found a place that sells pirnhas for $28 plus shipping.
Anybody (if they will ship to you that is) can get a piranha relatively cheap and release it in a public place to reek havoc.

http://www.riverwonders.com/catalog/i31.html
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#46599 - 08/15/04 01:21 PM Re: I've heard of don't play w/ dangerous animals
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How the hell do you know the power of the bite of a piranha. Are you a piranha expert?




Yes, I am. I have a pet piranha in my house. She´s called Dante. I know all that there is to know about piranhas.


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#46600 - 08/19/04 12:49 AM Re: I've heard of don't play w/ dangerous animals
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apparently there's one species of the bastards that gets as big as 24". in the process of figuring that out, i read a bunch of stories about small, 5" pets causing tons of pain and prolonged bleeding in adults, a big one could mess up a child's hand pretty badly i'd assume. smartt's right that most of them are smaller than the "king" piranhas that might last a few rounds with tt boy.

oh, and the little fuckers are such adaptable scavengers they'll eat fruit and nuts, they could probably make it a few days in a large public ornamental basin.

smartt needs to send me some of the large ones, preferably ill-tempered, hungry ones that I can put in all of swami's toilets since i'm his neighbor, the idea of swami being mauled by aggressive tropical fish while taking a shit is comedy that speaks to all races, genders and creeds. except for bi-britney, obviously
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#46601 - 08/19/04 05:25 AM Re: I've heard of don't play w/ dangerous animals
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smartt needs to send me some of the large ones, preferably ill-tempered, hungry ones that I can put in all of swami's toilets since i'm his neighbor, the idea of swami being mauled by aggressive tropical fish while taking a shit is comedy that speaks to all races, genders and creeds.




Im sure Kiki Daire would agree.
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