Can anyone think of a bigger goddamn fat fucking douchebag than Dan Leal???? It's a question that's been keeping me up at night lately. I feel like if I could just get close enough to punch his stupid fucking grinning retarded face... it might put the whole matter to rest for me. But that opportunity has yet to present itself. In any case, I offer it up as food for thought.

Current porn labndscape? Or all-time grand bull moose winner douchebag?

That's funny his name came up today. There is an email in my box this morning from a buddy in Budapest who is trying to collect some missing fees Dan owes an agency over there. Small world, but big douchenozzle.

porno dan?. what's left to say... he's sally ride on fire unwatchable. but he's still doing it and seems to have a network of professional friends(@JimPowersXXX). jim might be in on the joke though...hope no feelings were hurt because of this assessment.