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#135568 - 01/02/06 03:34 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Why is everyone so envious of Ryan? The guy is working and fufilling fantasies you guys only wish you can do.
Leave him alone, wtf?



Renfield definitely = Garfield.

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#135569 - 01/02/06 03:35 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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wait, i'd be taking your day-job then, are you sure you want someone more competent than you filling in? you might never get your gig back.
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#135570 - 01/02/06 03:35 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Hey
Willie D-
You attacked my avitar earlier
but you have a loser footbal team in yours.
I'm confused.

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#135571 - 01/02/06 03:36 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
are you retarded? willie d's avatar has nothing to do with football.


methamphetamine psychosis folks, case closed.
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#135572 - 01/02/06 03:37 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Posts: 1802
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Lamesn-
I'm not paying you to stand around.
Now can you get this floor swept by 5 or not?
Sound familiar?

I could have sworn that the Fighting Irish were a football team. Maybe Basketball, I don't give a shit. I'm too busy sport fucking your mom.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 03:38 PM)

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#135573 - 01/02/06 03:38 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Willie D Offline

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Posts: 9181
I don't have a Brussels Sprout on my chest. Not sure what you're talkoing about there, Cryin'

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#135574 - 01/02/06 03:42 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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is sport fucking the same thing as crying because of perfomance issues then asking to cuddle? because that's what i hear you do on set, you failure.

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#135575 - 01/02/06 03:43 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
are you fucking out of your mind? i see no notre dame anything.

lay of the methpipe kiddo. maybe your cock would work.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#135576 - 01/02/06 03:45 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Silly D-
I'm Irish too,
but that team still sucks ass and therefore so do you.

Lamesn-
when I sport Fuck your mom, it's hard to focus on popping sometimes. She's always hopped up on Doof Balls. I can never get her to relax.

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#135577 - 01/02/06 03:45 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Willie D Offline

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Posts: 9181
Quote:

are you retarded? willie d's avatar has nothing to do with football.


methamphetamine psychosis folks, case closed.




Well, kicking an old man's teeth in while warbling "Singing in the Rain" does have some Scott Norwood connotations.

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#135578 - 01/02/06 03:46 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
dude, the point is, there was no notre dame anything. is the viagra fucking with your head or is it the meth, poverty and stench of crushing failure?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

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#135579 - 01/02/06 03:46 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Lamesn-
Take a couple of days off of Home Depot and get some rest.
I think you might be looking at a different avitar or something.

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#135580 - 01/02/06 03:47 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You work at Home Depot.
I bang chicks that you jerk off to.
I'm no failure but you sure are a loser.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 03:49 PM)

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#135581 - 01/02/06 03:50 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
willie, the verdict?

the home depot thing hurts so much man, at least we sell WOOD there.

is it embarassing when after 30 minutes of failing to pop they spray jergens lotion on a girl and cut to your face to get the scene over with, you half-man?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#135582 - 01/02/06 03:51 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

You work at home Depot.
I bang chicks, you jerk off to them.
I'm no failure.




1. Home Depot doesn't give you AIDS
2. Home Depot doesn't give you scabies
3. Home Depot gives you health insurance
4. Home Depot doesn't lure you into homoerotic 3-somes with strapping young lads eager to show you what TT Boy's brother has known for a long time.
5. Home Depot doesn't kick out male talent at age 30.

You better get to know Home Depot, 'specially if you're 29.

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#135583 - 01/02/06 03:53 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Well in that case,
I feel sorry for you.

I'd hate to know what that's like but honestly it's never happened to me. I think your taking what Tony Calice said a little too seriously.

That's OK fan, now get back to work before you get written up.

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#135584 - 01/02/06 03:55 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
it's more than malice, you don't think a fan of yours like myself doesn't pm other people for background info on you.

you can't pop, you've got performance issues. case closed. jergens.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#135585 - 01/02/06 03:55 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Wille D-
You work at Home Depot too?
I'm 26. Are you guys older than me?
I'll bet you are.

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#135586 - 01/02/06 03:58 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Ryan, the proper spelling is 'callous'

The cage is alive with hate again. It's gonna be a great 2006!
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#135587 - 01/02/06 03:58 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Lamesn-
Please fill me in on who you PM about me to. Psycho.
I wouldn't waste my time PMing anyone on this site about anything.

You got issues man.
Work em' out.

Tony Calice has never hired me.
I don't have any performance issues short of organizing paint colors on aisle 3 which is your job.

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#135588 - 01/02/06 03:59 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i just turned 27, you look like you're 35, but that's the meth. i don't work at home depot, i don't fail on porn sets, you can say "thanks" in advance for the food-stamps i'll be subsidizing when you're off the c-list male talent ranks and just another tweaker who can't afford to eat.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#135589 - 01/02/06 04:00 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
this has been dandy, but i've gotta go eat and organize some sawhorses, i'll be back-ryan, your number the same for when i need a latenight release?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

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#135590 - 01/02/06 04:01 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Gia-

You're so smartt.
Calice is the way I spelled his name.
I'm sort of making fun of his name by slightly changing the spelling. But you pointed out the spelling of the word "Callous."

Kudos to you.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 04:03 PM)

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#135591 - 01/02/06 04:03 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Yes and take out those garbage bags while your at it, Lamesn. One more write up and your outta here.

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#135592 - 01/02/06 04:06 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
You mean wannabe whore.

Ryan, why'd you take out the part where you called me a wanabe whore?
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#135593 - 01/02/06 04:09 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Yes,
one who pics and chooses who she works with, unlike a true whore. You are a faker. You have sex with the same 3 people on film over and over and you call yourself a whore?
You wouldn't even blow the Minion.
Maybe you have something against fat people.
I don't know.

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#135594 - 01/02/06 04:11 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I took it out because I didn't want to offend you. But you've been hating on me for long enough. If you wanna talk shit then I'll talk it back.

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#135595 - 01/02/06 04:11 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


You wouldn't even blow the Minion.




In the vernacular: +1000 Gia

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#135596 - 01/02/06 04:12 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:


You wouldn't even blow the Minion.




In the vernacular: +1000 Gia




+1,000,000,000

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#135597 - 01/02/06 04:12 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Give it up dudes.
You suck.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/02/06 04:13 PM)

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#135598 - 01/02/06 04:13 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
wow, so she has too much dignity and too little free time to waste time with you? that's being smart. shit! my supervisor's onto me, gotta eat and run, crisis in the stapler aisle!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

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#135599 - 01/02/06 04:17 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I'm with ya.'
Get back to work!

She's mulling it over.

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#135600 - 01/02/06 04:23 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Yes,
one who pics and chooses who she works with, unlike a true whore. You are a faker. You have sex with the same 3 people on film over and over and you call yourself a whore?
You wouldn't even blow the Minion.
Maybe you have something against fat people.
I don't know.




A true whore knows the power of being a whore; thus gets to pick and choose.

Awwww...I didn't wanna fuck Minion? I wear that like a badge and I'm very proud of everything included in that scene- DTH13/Anabolic. I don't care if the Minion was Brad Pitt, I didn't want to fuck him. Btw, Minion wasn't part of the plan when the scene was being organized. I don't let ppl throw curve balls at me.

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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#135601 - 01/02/06 04:28 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
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Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
That's deep.

It's good that you don't let people suprise you with what they want you to do.

Did you hand pick all of the other guys that you blew in that scene or did you just single out the minion?

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#135602 - 01/02/06 04:35 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

That's deep.

It's good that you don't let people suprise you with what they want you to do.

Did you hand pick all of the other guys that you blew in that scene or did you just single out the minion?




On the phone before the shoot date was booked and once again on set, the director specified the number of guys that would blow their wonderful degenerate wads into my filthy bitch mouth as '5-7.' So far everything was consistant.

As The Minion was handing me my paperwork to fill out, the director asked if I would like The Minion to be in the scene. I told him no. Then low and behold, he tries to put him in the scene. Inconsistant. So, Minion had to sit this one out while I chugged the other schedualed loads to my heart's delight.
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#135603 - 01/02/06 04:38 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Ryan,

HA HA. Your outed, your gay and you can't get wood. Does any one have a fork for this young man?

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#135604 - 01/02/06 04:38 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
it's stuck deep in him, he's just too tweaked-out to care.
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#135605 - 01/02/06 04:40 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Have2Suck-

Get all of that shit talking out of your system once and for all because as much as I enjoy making fun of your posts,
I'm tired and growing very weary.
You're done.

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#135606 - 01/02/06 04:41 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


Lamesn-




Ryan,
All these little plays on peoples handles(Lamesn, BronHo, Have2suck, Have2whatever, Chickenboy) is downright stupid. It wasn't funny the first time or any time after that. At least Garfield got lucky with "Gayoto". You've been shitting in the wind the whole time.
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#135607 - 01/02/06 04:42 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Have2Suck-

Get all of that shit talking out of your system once and for all because as much as I enjoy making fun of your posts,
I'm tired and growing very weary.
You're done.




You were done on your first post.

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#135608 - 01/02/06 04:44 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Gia,

You did the right thing, let it go one time and they will pull it again. Next time you may have to cuddle ryan after he fails to get hard for you and how can you be expected to keep a straight face through something like that?

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#135609 - 01/02/06 04:44 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
ryan, since you clearly lack whatever sense of pride and dignity the swami and sammura had that made them flip---can i offer you the role as xxxpt mascot?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

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#135610 - 01/02/06 04:45 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Oh but you spelled scheduled wrong, Miss perfect!

It's been nice catching up on old tales of a porn WHORE.

Not WANNABE WHORE, just to set the record straight for ya.'

I think you're hot and a great performer anyways.
Just a little bit Nazi when it comes to grammar and punctuation.

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#135611 - 01/02/06 04:49 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Honestly guys,
I just post on here because I like my new Avitar.

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#135612 - 01/02/06 04:53 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Honestly guys,
I just post on here because I like my new Avitar.




Cage 1 : Ryan 0

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#135613 - 01/02/06 05:25 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Oh but you spelled scheduled wrong, Miss perfect!

It's been nice catching up on old tales of a porn WHORE.

Not WANNABE WHORE, just to set the record straight for ya.'

I think you're hot and a great performer anyways.
Just a little bit Nazi when it comes to grammar and punctuation.




We're not trying to win an essay here, you fuckin' idiot.

Anyone know who the big-tittied bim is that dumped Ryan 'cause he went gay?

edit: 'twas Kelly Madison. How does that feel Ryan? Getting the heave ho because you no longer could get wood for the women?
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#135614 - 01/02/06 05:30 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Can I nominate my thread as an early contender for best thread of 2006?

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#135615 - 01/02/06 05:33 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Is this Ryan's ex?


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#135616 - 01/02/06 05:38 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Is it just me or does anyone else notice the faggy affect coming from Ryan? Like the closeted kid who deals with his frustrations by trying to make himself the biggest shit talking come-backer. Clearly he's been a full time punching bag at every level of school, camp, prison, and work. I'm sure even the regulars at the food stamp line can't wait for him to show up and make them all feel better about themselves. You guys should be ashamed for taking shots at such an easy target.




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#135617 - 01/02/06 06:15 PM Re: Merry Christmas, Courtney Cummz
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

happy new years courtney cummz!!!






Holy shit, how hot is monstar looking right now?. Blonde suits you dude.
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