Remember how DJ Dangermouse 'mashed' together The Beatles 'White Album' with Jay-Z's 'Black Album' to create the imaginatively titled 'Grey Album'?
Well, I decided to apply this technique to two current Monkey Cage threads (Dr. Phil and Monkey's Moron Of The Week) to create something entirely new and different, yet somehow appropriate...
Here it goes:
Alex Devine: DONKEY PUNCH was the most brutal, depressing, scarey scene that I have ever done. I have tried to block it out from my memory due to the severe abuse I recieved during the filming. I had been made to believe that the scene was going to be more sex, penetration, and rough as opposed to being 'beat up' with a few penetrations. The guy, Steve French has a natural hatred towards women in the sense that he has always been known to be more brutal than EVER needed. I agreed to do the scene thinking it was less beating, except the 'punch' in the head. If you noticed, steve had worn his solid gold ring the entire time, and continued to punch me with it. I actually stopped the scene while it was being filmed because I was in too much pain. I begged for him to remove the ring but he refused. That almost made me walk off the set and say 'fuck it'. I sucked it up and wanted to finish so i would be paid. Witht he ring on his hand still, we continued the scene.
**Now i am not sure how much you all know about me, but I have had some major surgeries on my head. One was on the lower back right of my skull.... The doctor never replaced the bone there because it grows back on its own. It had been several years since that surgery, and i now have grown a strong cartilage in place of my missing bone.
I had specifically explained that Steve could not hit that spot, and that anywhere else on my head was fine. I explained this to him as well, showing him on my head the places. He acknowledged the request of mine. As the pop happened he punched me several times in the head. Exactly where he was told not to. He did it with the ring on too.
*You can hear me scream in pain 'wrong side! ow, ow, wrong side!' in the movie and trailer. I had to re-do the pop shot/donkey punch for 'better footage' while in pain, and he wore the damn ring again. At the end of my scene they had me sit on the couch with the directors and explain that I was ok and was willing to do the scene.
I was in tears I sincerely hope that no one enjoys that scene. I want to cry when I think about it.
Dr Phil: So you have a medical condition which means it's dangerous for you to be punched in the back of the head?
Alex Devine: Yes I have a medical condition which means it's dangerous for me to be punched in the back of the head.
Dr Phil: And you went ahead and made this porno movie where the theme is girls getting punched in the back of the head?
Alex Devine: Yes, I went ahead and made this porno movie where the theme is girls getting punched in the back of the head.
Dr Phil: Well here's my advice to you: You need to stop making porno movies where they punch the girl in the back of the head!
***Crowd applauds, some woman in crowd starts crying***
Alex Devine: That's it?
Dr Phil:
I think I'll hold off on changing my username to DJ DanG-ermouse for the moment being though....
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