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Brandon Iron Chat Transcript - Feb 20, 2008
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Session Start: Wed Feb 20 18:49:19 2008
Session Ident: #xptalk
[18:49] * Logging for #xptalk started
[19:07] * loopnode sets mode: +o tonymalice77
[19:07] Maybe he's getting blown on the toilet
[19:07] while he takes a dump
[19:07] of the greyhound station
[19:07] southern us style
[19:07] lol
[19:07] getting blow on the toilet?
[19:07] EXACTLY
[19:07] * Brandon_Iron has joined #xptalk
[19:08] ivorthedirtytoiletengineer suo son?
[19:08] *sup
[19:08] Isn't that called getting a "blumpkin"?
[19:08] yes
[19:08] Knew someone here would confirm
[19:08] * Brandon_Iron Quit (Quit: Goodbye)
[19:08] hey mehh r u Fatman?
[19:09] I knew a girl from kentucky, the way she talked, it was common there
[19:09] <@tonymalice77> whats up brandon
[19:09] <@tonymalice77> did he leave?
[19:09] no
[19:09] he popped in and out
[19:09] he's afraid
[19:09] * BrandonIron has joined #xptalk
[19:09] there he is
[19:09] * loopnode sets mode: +v BrandonIron
[19:09] <@tonymalice77> i was worried u were getting blown brandon
[19:09] you're late whore
[19:09] the pornographer
[19:09] We have some scary numbers here, he popped and withdrew. Like on a set.
[19:09] O Canada!
[19:10] our home and native land!
[19:10] something something
[19:10] <@loopnode> Brandon: you've managed to draw the smallest crowd in chat history :)
[19:10] brandon you doofy fuck welcome
[19:10] what up Bi
[19:10] ceara didn't even show up
[19:10] or gia
[19:10] gia will be fashionably late
[19:11] <@loopnode> even gigi didn't show up
[19:11] * +BrandonIron Quit (Quit: BrandonIron)
[19:11] <@loopnode> and brandon left :)
[19:11] pull the fucken plug save some face
[19:11] hah
[19:12] someone leave and come back pretending to be gianna michales
[19:12] did anyone tell idiot he had to type to communicate???
[19:12] * charin has joined #xptalk
[19:12] THEN people will come
[19:12] he was trying to type with his grizzled penis
[19:12] <@loopnode> tony is giving him a crash course in typing
[19:12] Maybe Bi thinks he is telepathic. Think harder, think harder!
[19:12] lol
[19:13] Hey, that's what they do on set too
[19:13] <@tonymalice77> eh hes having a java issue
[19:13] * ceara has joined #xptalk
[19:13] java is a pain
[19:13] <@tonymalice77> i told that cunt-knuckle to test it
[19:13] how the fuck does he make through a day?
[19:13] <@tonymalice77> he's going to his other computer
[19:13] hey friends
[19:13] speak of the devil
[19:13] hi ceara
[19:13] internet friends
[19:14] <@loopnode> hi ceara
[19:14] hello dare
[19:14] tell him to download the "ehh i'm fucken slow" version will ya tony
[19:14] <@tonymalice77> he says the java site said he had the right version, whatever that means
[19:14] it took me a long time to find the chat room. didnt there used to be a link next to "message board?"
[19:14] <@tonymalice77> it could be that he's canadian
[19:14] yup
[19:14] BI is going to play Bubbles in the movie version of Trailer Park Boys
[19:15] <@tonymalice77> i think there still is
[19:15] I didnt see it
[19:15] its there
[19:15] <@tonymalice77> have u ever had a bunny fight a guinea pig
[19:15] <@tonymalice77> who would win
[19:15] not on my screen
[19:15] bunny definitely
[19:15] <@tonymalice77> hmm
[19:15] my bunnies are vicious too, I have to keep them in seperate cages
[19:15] <@tonymalice77> probably they seem meaner
[19:15] I see a lot of dead bunnies
[19:15] Anyone who ever Monty Python and the Holy Grail would know that
[19:15] Doesn't matter, they both tase the same
[19:16] taste, ahem
[19:16] <@tonymalice77> i once had a bunny kick piss all over me
[19:16] <@tonymalice77> those fucks
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[19:16] charin how goes the battle son?
[19:16] hasenpfeffer
[19:16] or something
[19:16] the day after I got one of of bunnies neutered, he bit th groin of my other bunny until he bled. no joke.
[19:16] they couldnt stay in the same cage after that
[19:17] that incident polarized you how ceara?
[19:17] * El_G has joined #xptalk
[19:17] I dunno
[19:17] kay
[19:17] makes for a good story I guess
[19:17] * El_G Quit (Quit: El_G)
[19:17] yup
[19:17] hey! I just found the chat room link I was talking about.
[19:17] told ya
[19:17] I was looking at the other row of links.. yknow, on the blue bar
[19:17] * ELG has joined #xptalk
[19:18] sooo where's brandon?
[19:18] dont know
[19:18] he fucked up the internet
[19:18] all of it
[19:18] we're like that show jericho now
[19:18] <@loopnode> he's being a diva and waiting for a crowd to form
[19:19] hey! tritone's here!! hi tritone.
[19:19] BI could play Agent Smith in a porn version of the matrix
[19:19] ya just noticed that too
[19:19] omg
[19:19] tone loc sup brahh
[19:19] * bad2rich is now known as rich
[19:19] IR Forevah!
[19:19] * kooldude has joined #xptalk
[19:19] i don't think BI does black guys
[19:19] or does he?
[19:19] I have had it with these mother fucking honkeys on this motherfucking board.
[19:20] hahahhaha yessss
[19:20] we probably wont find out tonight
[19:20] it's an alt
[19:20] * AIMhealthcare has joined #xptalk
[19:20] who cares
[19:20] indeed
[19:20] oi oi....new to this thing.....whos about ?
[19:20] * Brandon has joined #xptalk
[19:20] hi ben
[19:20] * loopnode sets mode: +v Brandon
[19:20] are you with us, Brandon?
[19:20] Hi brandon
[19:20] Everybody is an alt-id tonight
[19:20] or against us?
[19:20] <+Brandon> Bonjourno!!!!
[19:21] I will confront Brandon and ask why he does not do IR. Brian Pumper could be right up his alley.
[19:21] hello
[19:21] <+Brandon> I do IR.
[19:21] he's bilingual
[19:21] the instructions weren't in canadian
[19:21] <+Brandon> I still refuse to do Brian Pumper.
[19:21] let it rip tritone
[19:21] Maybe even Valentino.
[19:21] We need you to come for a Herpes test Brandon
[19:21] * kooldude Quit (Quit: kooldude)
[19:21] <+Brandon> Bring it on, fuckers. I can handle all of you!
[19:21] lmao
[19:21] Valentino is neither fish nor fowl
[19:21] <+Brandon> OK, Dr. Mitchell.
[19:21] what was with the girl with the cold sore?
[19:21] all 3 of us go yuo!!1!
[19:21] Brandon are you saying you want to do a bukkake scene?
[19:21] Uh-oh, did he just invite us to,,um..eew
[19:22] <+Brandon> There are many things I want to do.
[19:22] How about Tony T.? Brandon, he's not a real black so IR dodgers will do him. You up and spread for that?
[19:22] how about Tritone
[19:22] do you want to do him?
[19:22] Just call the office when you are ready to schedule the test.
[19:22] <+Brandon> Sorry, Tritone.
[19:22] okay tritone thats enough off to the corner with you
[19:22] Brandon, can I make sweet love to you?
[19:22] <+Brandon> Ready when you are.
[19:22] Bi, what's next on your plate as far as distribution?
[19:22] <+Brandon> No, Tritone.
[19:22] Like you want me to.
[19:22] <@tonymalice77> who was the last chick that blew u brandon
[19:23] We can get you a Valtrex subscription right away.
[19:23] Who's putting your stuff out?
[19:23] Why does it have to be a chick?
[19:23] * bo has joined #xptalk
[19:23] Those nasty skanks you keep posting probably already have it.
[19:23] <+Brandon> For distribution, I plan on rising to the top at JM and then buying the company and calling it JM and Son...if Jeff and Sandy adopt me.
[19:23] When was the last time you did a scene with Dick Nasty?
[19:23] brandon how long you been in the states?
[19:24] So the new whores that are up on frombehid will be in JM vids?
[19:24] jeff and sandy adopted me sucka
[19:24] frombehind
[19:24] * bo is now known as Visitor_6049
[19:24] Old timer Dick Nasty is another one that needs to come for a herpes test. Hopefully he can make time from running scams on new girls.
[19:24] they dont need another son
[19:24] ok dr mitchell, the jokes been played. har har.
[19:24] <+Brandon> One at a time.
[19:24] women are into relationships men just want pussy
[19:25] you want to come in as well?
[19:25] Those were hilarious pics on CXXX's blog of the Dick Nasty poker party
[19:25] good times
[19:25] ceara? when is the last time you been screened?
[19:25] <+Brandon> I don't judge the girls on what they may or may not have.
[19:25] I need to be tested for ebola
[19:25] can AIM help me?
[19:25] <+Brandon> Tricky Dick Nasty is working for me tomorrow.
[19:25] whats wrong wit hthat ivor?
[19:25] what's on the agenda?
[19:25] Are you sticking a broom up Dick Nasty's ass so he can sweep up while wandering around?
[19:25] nothing I am a typical ude
[19:25] <+Brandon> Yes, the girls you see posted on the board will be put out through JM Productions.
[19:26] that was good tri
[19:26] Or do you make the black man clean up?
[19:26] <+Brandon> I have mentally been in the US my entire life.
[19:26] <@loopnode> haha
[19:26] Just noting how Ceara is into the relationship angle...being adopted by Jeff and Sandy
[19:26] <+Brandon> Ceara: We will be siblings! Yeah! Sibling rivalry!
[19:26] what's your favorite Candaian rock band?
[19:26] thx Bi
[19:26] I could beat you up, Im like a foot taller im sure.
[19:26] oh, gotcha ivor
[19:27] I am guessing April Wine for Canada "Rock" band
[19:27] I think that they were from Vermont
[19:27] theres been no cnadian rock band- its a trick question
[19:27] brandon you can visit de tom green show is now for internet
[19:27] and get promo
[19:27] he is canadian
[19:27] Max Webster
[19:27] vermont canada same thing
[19:27] <+Brandon> Rush is my favorite Canadian rock band.
[19:27] alright!
[19:27] and can make canadian jokes
[19:27] Rush and Triumph don't count?? WTF?
[19:27] <+Brandon> I used to like Triumph, too, when I was around 15.
[19:27] Helix!
[19:27] nice, Rush is awesome
[19:27] i agree on the vermont thing but at least they make good syrup
[19:28] <+Brandon> Tom Green used to live in Ottawa. I did, too.
[19:28] from wikipedia: April Wine is a Canadian rock band formed in 1969. According to the band, they chose the name 'April Wine' simply because members thought the two words sounded good togethe
[19:28] riveting
[19:28] Allied Forces is one of my favorite LP's
[19:28] Brandon has no love for Our Lady Peace. Is it a race issue? The man who drives their tour bus is black.
[19:28] yeah well if wiki says they are a rock band that settles it
[19:28] brandon what do you love and hate of porn
[19:28] whatever happened to the XXX minivan?
[19:28] (This Tritone thing seemed a lot funnier when I thought of it a minute before entering the room)
[19:28] I hope to never hear 2112 every again in my lifetime
[19:29] you're doing fine
[19:29] tritone=jimb
[19:29] we're all jimb ceara
[19:29] why do you thinks so Ceara?
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[19:29] brandon what action do you think the new PBC should take in conjunction with the federal reserve to reverse inflation and stave off a recession?
[19:29] yup
[19:29] just a guess.
[19:29] Ceara, what is with that last name? It is very offensive.
[19:29] david lynch is my dad
[19:30] BI, was/is Bobbi Bliss the best at what she does?
[19:30] cerea is a good candidate for hookers and blow
[19:30] I agree
[19:30] * ceara Quit (Quit: ceara)
[19:30] DaBurglar wants everyone to know he will be here as soon as he finishes playing poker
[19:30] Clarence Williams III was the best thing about Twin Peaks.
[19:31] * ceara has joined #xptalk
[19:31] Brandon, what are your thoughts on the proposed disengagement of the Latvian Lat from the Euro in order to rein in Latvian inflation
[19:31] is his hanging out with Dick Nasty?
[19:31] * ceara Quit (Quit: ceara)
[19:31] * ceara has joined #xptalk
[19:31] * Burglar has joined #xptalk
[19:31] oops, I tripped and fell out of the chat
[19:32] <+Brandon> NWord Jim: Cut interest rates.
[19:32] where the fuck is jeff steward and sandy? these chats are hollow without the two of them
[19:32] wrong answer
[19:32] <+Brandon> Bobbi is amazing at giving head.
[19:32] Are there any chicks here? or is this a sausage fest?
[19:32] its a fest
[19:32] but cutting interest rates will increase the money supply and create further inflation
[19:32] Ceara is here
[19:32] well ceara
[19:32] <@loopnode> there is 1 chick and a while lot of sausage
[19:32] <@loopnode> *whole
[19:33] <+Brandon> Dirk: I have friends in Vilnius, Lithuania, but I will ask how Ltvia is doing, too.
[19:33] Burglar, why must you call a black mans penis a sausage? Is it because black men eat lots of fatty pork products?
[19:33] lets have an e-bukkake
[19:33] brat wurst kielbasa salcicchie
[19:33] ceara and dick nasty a good scene for shes half of my age
[19:33] <+Brandon> Did anyone invite Hillary?
[19:33] are you of Ukranian extraction?
[19:33] clinton?
[19:33] Did you do a shoot in Vilnius?
[19:33] that's a good moviw title; "One Chick and a Whole Lotta sausage". Ok, that's mine, pay me. LOl
[19:33] or she can be my grandchildren
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[19:33] <+Brandon> Ceara? You up for it?
[19:33] I don't think she's coming
[19:33] Where's my main man Guapo?
[19:33] cha right
[19:33] I thought Oswald acted alone
[19:33] Hi CEARA!!!!
[19:34] this room is about as exciting as brandons "movies"
[19:34] Ceara doing porn would be Da Bomb
[19:34] HI BROTHER!!
[19:34] I will now smoke some cannabis indica
[19:34] * ELG Quit (Quit: ELG)
[19:34] im grabbing a drink you fuckers better be a whole more entertaining when i get back
[19:34] *lot
[19:34] powza mehh
[19:34] Ok, enuff about ceara, I must now make long posts about Hookers, something Brandon and I have in common unfortunately
[19:34] yowza even
[19:35] Shelly Lubben is one hot MILF!
[19:35] She won't fuck black men
[19:35] tonymalice, can you drag Johnny Thrust in here to make this room somewhat entertaining? if you cant find johhny he is probably harassing female talent some where
[19:36] Love to see Shelly Lubben in an Infernal Restraints video
[19:36] No seriously Brandon....I never did thank you for that copy of the Bakers Dozen with Amy Reid in it, I did do a review for you that was about as positive as I am able to write
[19:36] <+Brandon> Glad you enjoyed it, Burg.
[19:36] What antibiotics are you resistant to?
[19:36] ^ A very lame and tasteless statement.
[19:36] I enjoyed Amy's scene...unfortunately she turned out to be a stuck up twat from what I gather
[19:36] Thanks, more where that came from
[19:36] <+Brandon> I just do blood transfusions now. It's quicker and cheaper.
[19:37] <+Brandon> Amy is on the market again! Hooray!
[19:37] a stuck up twat in porn? Who knew/
[19:37] hay burg I thought you were coming to p-town.. why must you always lie to me?
[19:37] A cumshot on the ass isn't bad as long as it covers both cheeks.
[19:37] Brandon Iron, in your expert opinion as a professional pornographer, were all the women in porn molested at a young age?
[19:37] You use Keith Richard's doctor?
[19:37] Brandon is Amy Reid a stuck up twat?
[19:37] you might want to try whole body transfusions, your t-cell count is way down
[19:37] I didnt lie, i was all set to do it but several things happened to thwart my plans
[19:37] ask Moxie
[19:37] <+Brandon> I think most girls just find porn an easy and fun way to earn a lot of money...relatively speaking.
[19:37] aww fuck who pozzed up BI?
[19:37] <+Brandon> Amy is cool.
[19:38] I like makeup. At the very least the ladies should at least wear some kind of lip coloring or lip gloss. BJ scenes are soo much better with shiny, colored lips.
[19:38] I was alls et to meet her and then find you and go to every strip club in portland
[19:38] yeah she stripped here last weekend I think
[19:38] considering the quality of girls you are posting on xxxporntalk I think most are happy to have a hot meal and place to sleep
[19:38] Have you ever gotten a rash on your dick from chapped lips?
[19:38] <+Brandon> My t-cell count is fine.
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[19:39] but this whore i met in Vegas went into withdrawal and shit all over the limo I was in, and it ruined my weekend...i was in a bad mood
[19:39] I hate when that happens
[19:39] I am a black guy and I've been with a few white women! :) Was with a Chinese lady once as well who used to tell her kids to stay away from black people (then she met me!!) :)
[19:39] not good times
[19:39] <+Brandon> Portland! That's a city profiled in an upcoming movie.
[19:39] really??
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