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XXXPornTalk.com - Teagan Presley Chat Transcript - Dec 19, 2007 - 7:00PM PT Visit / for more Porn Star chat transcripts!
[18:59] fuck was that for fun?
[18:59] hey all
[18:59] hello nazi
[18:59] * Joins: NitneLiun
[18:59] rahowah to you too
[19:00] I've seen bigger crowds for whores nobody has heard of
[19:00] maybe cuz people have seen their work
[19:00] * Joins: Teagan
[19:00] y
[19:00] I think that Teagan would fit just right in my newest invention that I began designing today at work
[19:00] <@loopnode> wow this whore was on time :P
[19:00] haha one minute early
[19:00] * Joins: spyfrom4chan
[19:00] * loopnode sets mode: +v Teagan
[19:00] <+Teagan> well not now
[19:00] <+Teagan> hahah
[19:00] cuzfeatures are gay
[19:00] * Joins: vic
[19:00] <+Teagan> whats up guys???
[19:01] <@loopnode> waiting for your ass
[19:01] <+Teagan> features are great for girls
[19:01] * Joins: gia_jordan_
[19:01] <+Teagan> not really alot else
[19:01] theyre bad for jerking
[19:01] ok, teagan ... i have to ask .... did you really not know how to use an enema or was that just a schtick for the BTS?
[19:01] <+Teagan> very bad for guys to jerk to
[19:01] <+Teagan> no i never knew how
[19:01] i liked your scene in weapons of ass destruction 3
[19:01] that was hot
[19:01] hi, teagan! just saying hi and then I gotta go.
[19:01] <+Teagan> & then what made it worse was
[19:01] <+Teagan> She never told me not to use the laxative liquid.
[19:02] gia exitensilists are just emo kids
[19:02] <+Teagan> hey gia!
[19:02] * Joins: indiesnob
[19:02] theyre not cool
[19:02] <+Teagan> well you will be very badly missed
[19:02] yeah i didnt spell it write
[19:02] <+Teagan> i'm glad you stopped by though
[19:02] <+Teagan> it's always nice to talk to a girl
[19:02] teag, same thing happened to me. no wonder why it hurt my stomach
[19:02] <+Teagan> yup yup
[19:02] so sasha grey is the gay
[19:02] fuck junkie indeed
[19:02] * Joins: John_Floofin
[19:02] <+Teagan> i've never used a laxative before & nor will I
[19:02] shes so enlightened
[19:02] jerkmaster=chickenmaster, no?
[19:02] <+Teagan> i'd like to use the natural way to get clean for anal
[19:02] <@tony_malice> hey teagan welcome and thanks for being so prompt! :)
[19:02] but not really
[19:03] no im frankie
[19:03] <+Teagan> no problem
[19:03] can I have a DNA sample so that I may clone you?
[19:03] i used to post in 05
[19:03] <+Teagan> i rushed home & got food on the way
[19:03] some porn magician shit
[19:03] <+Teagan> sure how much money you have???lol
[19:03] findmorganp
[19:03] me, 3.50
[19:03] but whats so great about existensialism?
[19:03] so, teagan, this means tony malice has your phone number? watch out for them crank calls
[19:03] ha
[19:03] <+Teagan> i'm never in this chat room are these the normal people in here or do we have any new ones?
[19:03] * Joins: FGFM
[19:03] i looked it up
[19:04] <+Teagan> no they don't have my #...;p;
[19:04] Teagan, how many STDs have you acquired during your outstanding porn career?
[19:04] <+Teagan> lol
[19:04] * Joins: pole_smoker
[19:04] its just someone that realized you can control life and is sad about it
[19:04] <@loopnode> Teagan: nobody is ever in this chat room.
[19:04] Enemas!
[19:04] half are normal then random ppl just show up for chat.
[19:04] <@tony_malice> its people from the board, we usually only use the chat room for these sessions
[19:04] glad to see that you made it on time, Teagan
[19:04] no one is til whores show up
[19:04] <@tony_malice> only the true wierdos come in here during other times lol
[19:04] we need more whores like this girl, Teagan. 3 cheers
[19:04] <@loopnode> ha! thanks :(
[19:04] <@tony_malice> lolol
[19:04] excuse me. i'm an exceptional weirdo, not a *true* weirdo.
[19:04] I was invited here by one of the XPT officials
[19:04] <@loopnode> :)
[19:04] teagan could you come to my house so i can try to make you squirt?
[19:04] I guess that the back door worked out for you
[19:04] <@tony_malice> except loopnode of course, he's almost totally normal
[19:04] please ;-)
[19:05] <@tony_malice> oh god jerkmaster are u axl braun or something
[19:05] <@tony_malice> lol
[19:05] <+Teagan> oh i see
[19:05] lmfao
[19:05] y'al are boring. isn't anyone gonna ask her a good question or pretend to be tyler wood?
[19:05] and you sould thank him alex ;-)
[19:05] axel braun is a douche
[19:05] everyone has a little bono one in them
[19:05] <+Teagan> i'm a closeted weirdo
[19:05] yes, i should
[19:05] i asked a good question, gia
[19:05] loser douche
[19:05] im not axl
[19:05] <+Teagan> squirting is peeing
[19:05] im frankie
[19:05] how many more kids you gonna have during your career?
[19:05] gia, you are the ultimate insider here
[19:05] <+Teagan> gosh typing is going so fast
[19:05] you are a pole smoker though
[19:05] pole smoker
[19:05] ok...TP...you hasve a contract now...which whore do you want to throw under the bus?
[19:05] frankie braun, his faggot half brother
[19:05] his mom was a prostitute
[19:06] cock smoker
[19:06] <@loopnode> get use to it. i can't even keep up with whats been said.
[19:06] your name says it all
[19:06] you guys have questions. i'm not a chat hogger like gen padova
[19:06] can i smoke yours, faggot?
[19:06] <+Teagan> no kids
[19:06] yes whyd you quit whoring gia?
[19:06] <+Teagan> sorry i'm trying to play catch up s
[19:06] <+Teagan> so i'm not ignoring you
[19:06] i'd love to taste your faggot cum
[19:06] I dated a hooker, I always felt like I was making $150 when I fucked her
[19:06] <+Teagan> ahahhaha
[19:06] where can I see enema movies?
[19:06] your photos arent that great
[19:06] i was shooting better shit in highschool
[19:06] * Joins: Pope_Vin
[19:06] * Joins: MBigDaddyM
[19:06] <+Teagan> gia - tyler says "whats up"
[19:07] like heroin?
[19:07] <+Teagan> & we will see you in vegas
[19:07] * Joins: h8u2
[19:07] is tyler the guy with the swastika?
[19:07] i'll see you too in vegas, umm i mean, this guy i know will be there
[19:07] teagan, you dont think you killed your career by leaving DP?
[19:07] i mean tribal star
[19:07] lol
[19:07] <+Teagan> it's only normal I mean everyone in their life acquires STD's at some point
[19:07] hey, tyler. thanx for posing for the back of my biz card 3 yrs ago
[19:07] <+Teagan> most in college
[19:07] she left dp?
[19:07] <+Teagan> That's why I started doing condom a couple of years back
[19:07] I've never acquired an STD
[19:07] where the hell is she?
[19:07] <+Teagan> & then that's why I started only working with Tyler
[19:08] on her own, fuck hole
[19:08] free agent again?
[19:08] that shit will fuck your career
[19:08] i want my college loan money back, i never acquired an std. i feel cheated.
[19:08] only shooting with one guy
[19:08] <+Teagan> But then we deceided to mutually agree on a SELECT few partners that we could trust
[19:08] Teagan, would you kindly refer every single girl in the adult industry to your plastic surgeon. thanks in advance
[19:08] * Joins: tracker
[19:08] and go smoke a cock cock smoker
[19:08] Teagan won't destroy her career unless she starts doing only girl/girl or only fucks her husband .... oops.
[19:08] * Joins: ricardo
[19:08] youre probably da burg
[19:08] so what's new
[19:08] boogaloo
[19:08] Teagan, have you done any scenes with Ryan Knox?
[19:08] in essence, she destryoed her career?
[19:09] yes
[19:09] where are enemas?
[19:09] <+Teagan> willie_ do yo mean now that i DON"T have a contract?
[19:09] ich kenne nicht
[19:09] start doing privates
[19:09] enemas don't exist, Alex, only in scat porn
[19:09] man, she is fucked
[19:09] * Joins: pokerjoe
[19:09] then you can meet bono one
[19:09] bist du Deutscher alexpanzer?
[19:09] interesting..
[19:09] every girls favorite stalker
[19:09] nope
[19:09] I used to deliver enemas when I was a kid
[19:09] <+Teagan> no that was my 1st love
[19:09] mybe she can take pics like gia
[19:09] also sprach zarathustra.
[19:09] <+Teagan> not tyler that had that swastika like tattoo
[19:09] the guy with the swa?
[19:09] but isnt the whole only working with your bf thing what derailed tera patricks career for like 8 years
[19:10] what was the deal with that?
[19:10] no...TP...i want to know who you want to trash...if you get out of a contract, they have to pay you anyway...dish it
[19:10] <+Teagan> no i don't think I killed my career
[19:10] id rather see her hubby on oz
[19:10] how r u gonna keep it fresh
[19:10] than fucking her
[19:10] yeah, really, think Tera
[19:10] <+Teagan> I more than likely saved it from my perspective.
[19:10] <+Teagan> I didn't want to come to 2010
[19:10] so will u be in any new Digital Playgroundmovies?
[19:10] maybe make him wear masks like that guy machine in 8mm
[19:10] * Parts: spyfrom4chan
[19:10] anyone send Brian Surewood an Xmas card?
[19:10] <+Teagan> which is what i was resigned til
[19:10] tell me about the guy with the swastika tatoo
[19:10] since you are no longer contracted?
[19:10] <+Teagan> & be in the same boat that I am in now
[19:10] * Quits: Dong (Quit: Dong)
[19:10] was he a nazi desert rat?
[19:10] * Joins: american_wanksta
[19:10] cuz by the looks of it id say yes
[19:10] u should do an all interracial movie you'll make a skid of cash
[19:11] who's the guy with the aborted fetus tatoo?
[19:11] i'll jack off to it for a month
[19:11] i sent brian surewood a soap on a rope ... i hope it helps
[19:11] Teagan what's your favorite industry website?
[19:11] I checked out what you can send those guys, it was pretty funny
[19:11] is it xcritic.com or the other one?
[19:11] who's the guy with the aborted fetus tattoo?
[19:11] like half a dozen packs of pork rinds and a bunch of ramen
[19:11] <+Teagan> how am i fucked may i ask?
[19:11] Tegan, luke ford, good guy?
[19:11] Teagan do you smoke crack rock?
[19:11] answer my swa quesion first
[19:11] there were some Russian enema movies that I seen online
[19:11] <+Teagan> i'm not only working with tyler
[19:12] Teagan what's your fav site xcritic.com or the other site
[19:12] answer my fetus question
[19:12] its interesting to me
[19:12] <+Teagan> because we didn't want to fuck up my career
[19:12] but i couldnt afford them at $80.00 each
[19:12] is that why you stoped interacial?
[19:12] <+Teagan> he told me from the start that people will get tired of seeing us together
[19:12] does marijuana smoke kill gnats?
[19:12] cuz your man was a nazi?
[19:12] <+Teagan> but i just didn't feel that great about working with other male talent
[19:12] I knew a guy who paid $1000 for a hooker to shit on a plate
[19:12] ah ok thats good
[19:12] americanwnakshar = guapo
[19:12] do dinosaurs have souls?
[19:12] it's a job though
[19:12] * Joins: Det40oz
[19:12] Teagan, which event in your life, do you believe best prepared you for motherhood?
[19:12] escpecially those darkies huh?
[19:12] <+Teagan> ya they are cool people but what they do in their personal lives is their business
[19:12] you aint supposed to worry about your "feelings"
[19:12] Tegan you are one fast typing whore
[19:12] <+Teagan> & i just have to protect myself from their decisions
[19:13] she's no whore she's a mom
[19:13] I dont like nazis because they are religious
[19:13] MILF
[19:13] teagan's an IM addict=fast typing
[19:13] <+Teagan> I have about 6 movies coming out for Digital still
[19:13] I dont like anyone that believes in god
[19:13] which is funny because hitler was a satanist
[19:13] c'mon TP...which whores annoy you with their on-set drug abuse?
[19:13] the irony
[19:13] * Joins: toots
[19:13] Teagan will you be doing some MILF movies
[19:13] as its in style now
[19:13] Hitler was a lapsed Catholic
[19:13] * Joins: Dong
[19:13] who has that prolapsed rectum tattoo?
[19:13] do u like hamburger helper teagan
[19:13] i think hitler was gay for jews
[19:13] it's pretty yummy
[19:14] <+Teagan> no i do not smoke crack rock
[19:14] <+Teagan> never have & never will
[19:14] probably half of us in this room are lapsed catholics
[19:14] noodle roni is the shit
[19:14] Hitler was probably gay, yes
[19:14] so he tried to matthew sheppard all of them
[19:14] I dont like christians the most
[19:14] noodle roni?? i havent had that yet
[19:14] * Joins: Dane
[19:14] <+Teagan> when i did go through my party phase that wasn't my drug of choice sorry to disappoint
[19:14] thats some good shit
[19:14] Himmler was definately gay
[19:14] hi Teagan
[19:14] try the brocoli muchroom one
[19:14] hey CM, how are ya?
[19:14] <+Teagan> i know how many of you wanted to be able to say that...haha
[19:14] did you ever snort cock off a cock?
[19:14] once the christians could be dealt with, every other religion is piece of cake
[19:14] sounds like shit, but it's dope
[19:14] AlexPanzer no one likes you either
[19:14] <+Teagan> I dont have a favorite site
[19:14] i mean coke
[19:14] lol
[19:14] <+Teagan> Ithere's so many that i talked to different people on
[19:14] peopel either love me or hate me
[19:14] Teagan, have you worked with Brandon?
[19:15] <+Teagan> i don't know who were talking about?
[19:15] Most hate you
[19:15] <+Teagan> that;'s why I haven't answered yet
[19:15] whats your oppinion on bono one from adt?
[19:15] <+Teagan> I was just trying to remembrt
[19:15] for every 1 person that loves me, 1,000,000 people hate me
[19:15] is he creepyto you
[19:15] ?
[19:15] ?
[19:15] ever snort hamburger helper off tyler's pole?
[19:15] Teagan do you think your production company will do some bukkake flicks
[19:15] nah, i dont even talk to bono
[19:15] those japanese bukkakes are insane
[19:15] i asked her
[19:15] not you
[19:15] dickhead
[19:15] lol
[19:15] * Quits: willie (Quit: willie)
[19:15] <+Teagan> that's gross shitting on a plate
[19:15] Japan is a pretty twisted place
[19:15] <+Teagan> i've heard it too
[19:15] Have you ever had a fan buy you a watch?
[19:15] <+Teagan> on those late night hbo shows
[19:15] tell me about bono
[19:15] but i just got a certificate in Graphic Design
[19:15] dish the dirt
[19:15] he was a gross guy
[19:16] <+Teagan> "Taxicab confessions" or something like that
[19:16] lol a certificate
[19:16] you think you'll do a few seens with taryn thomas, teagan?
[19:16] ick
[19:16] alex panzer=gen padova
[19:16] teagan ... what johnras will your new production company shoot?
[19:16] teagan i hope u dont watch CSI miami it's really bad
[19:16] hi gen
[19:16] what community college did you get it from?
[19:16] genres
[19:16] dumbass
[19:16] I attended Oxnard College
[19:16] <+Teagan> I took MANY classes for typing that's why
[19:16] so far i have associates degree and certificate
[19:16] <+Teagan> actually, i haven't been on set with alot of girls that due drugs
[19:16] gia take some photo classes please
[19:16] teagan, can i get you a submariner for tyler for christmas?
[19:16] jerkmaster, if you were a regular, you'd get the johnra spelling
[19:16] <+Teagan> I've just been with them in their free time so I really have no place to say
[19:16] or have holly or suze mentor you
[19:17] as long as she takes Luke with her
[19:17] <+Teagan> Sorry!...
[19:17] you lack vision
[19:17] jerk, stop banging black guys please
[19:17] * Quits: tracker (Quit: tracker)
[19:17] I'm due drugs too
[19:17] * Joins: big_calm
[19:17] Teagan, Who will you be voting for this election?
[19:17] I mean, those videos are sad
[19:17] lick my asshole
[19:17] My dealers off for the holidays
[19:17] deal?
[19:17] <+Teagan> I don't think I'd be doing milf movies (or @ least I'd hope not to)
[19:17] * Joins: Ravyn
[19:17] lol i got under your skin
[19:17] Ron Paul bukkake
[19:17] i like it
[19:17] lmfao
[19:17] <+Teagan> for a couple of more years (if I did it would be a young, hot milf movie)
[19:17] there should be more movies of white dudes fucking black chicks
[19:17] yes
[19:17] avns getting robbed with each check they hand you
[19:17] fuck tritone
[19:17] teagan, Taylor Rain once said you ripped her off by having coke blown up your asshole by her ex bf, your response?
[19:18] lmfao!!!!!!!wtf
[19:18] cater to the mass, because I dont wanna see black dudes
[19:18] <+Teagan> No, I can HONESTLY say I have SNORTED COKE OFF OF A COCK!
[19:18] Taylor Rain is a stupid ho
[19:18] coke up her asshole
[19:18] i cant even picture that
[19:18] wicked
[19:18] get it gia
[19:18] picture
[19:18] crack up the ass crack
[19:18] <+Teagan> brandon irons? no I have not
[19:18] I loved TMFR in anal teen tryouts
[19:18] you need more rop photo classes
[19:18] * Parts: Ravyn
[19:18] gias pics are fine
[19:18] strobist has everything you need
[19:19] taylor killed her career too
[19:19] don't work with brandon .... word on the street is he has the herps
[19:19] she only shoots for her site
[19:19] <+Teagan> Yes i have had a fan buy me a watch
[19:19] teh herp you mean
[19:19] lmfao
[19:19] jerk can't let some stuff in the past go
[19:19] it;s incurable
[19:19] did he ask you to wear it on film?
[19:19] just be cordial and move on
[19:19] <+Teagan> it was a black leather wristed one, with gold trip & gold clock hands & was from movado
[19:19] <+Teagan> & i still have it
[19:19] <+Teagan> !
[19:19] good deal
[19:19] <+Teagan> not pawned it yet...lol
[19:19] herpes?
[19:19] it was fake
[19:19] how can I send you expensive gifts?
[19:19] these Movados sell at $5.00 in chinatown
[19:20] <+Teagan> How is Taryn looking these days? is she still a little bigger or nbo?
[19:20] send them c/o Ciera Lynch
[19:20] * Joins: bill
[19:20] huge
[19:20] <+Teagan> I want to shoot lots of different stuff
[19:20] that bitch is huge!
[19:20] <+Teagan> I'm so shy that especially with taking off so many months
[19:20] Taryn that is
[19:20] * Joins: raul
[19:20] <+Teagan> that the exploration of sexuality got briefly rainchecked
[19:20] * Joins: MoronBoy
[19:20] teagan you should shoot for jules some more, weapons of ass destruction is legendary
[19:20] Teagan, will you ever do a gokkun or bukkake?
[19:20] * bill is now known as Visitor_43498
[19:20] and how come theres not so many buttplug shitting movier?
[19:20] <+Teagan> Never into CSI Miami
[19:20] *movies
[19:21] * Quits: pole_smoker (Quit: pole_smoker)
[19:21] Tegan what did you find out on your journey of sexual exploration
[19:21] painful chafing
[19:21] when will scat films catch on in the USA?
[19:21] sex equals children, i expect
[19:21] Teagan, do your parents watch your movies?
[19:21] or your brothers??
[19:21] <+Teagan> I'm mixed feelings
[19:21] <+Teagan> not feeling rudy j.
[19:21] I dont mind seeing movies where chicks take a dump
[19:21] i second that... one more shoot with Jules... wither for his company or yours Teagan...
[19:21] yikes
[19:21] damn there is no jerking banana in here
[19:21] <+Teagan> i need to sit back & do a pro's & cons list of every candidate
[19:21] but I dont like the eatinga nd smearing movies
[19:22] not into scat myself
[19:22] <+Teagan> so far i've been so busy that i need to play catch up when it comes to the political shit right now
[19:22] its called EFRO
[19:22] Obama/ EDwards
[19:22] or Kucinich
[19:22] Tegan I have you pegged as a Mitt Romney girl, true?
[19:22] <+Teagan> i've watched some political discussions about candidates on "The View"
[19:22] Edwards would be good in porn
[19:22] word obama/edwards
[19:22] * Quits: raul (Quit: raul)
[19:22] <+Teagan> yes I know I'm an old lady for wtaching that show..lol
[19:22] he has that Peter North look
[19:22] are you calling Edwards gay?
[19:23] gia how is the avn gig going?
[19:23] <+Teagan> How is that ripping her off?
[19:23] he's calling edwards gay for pay
[19:23] yeah, i get all my political info from the view too .... they are all such accomplished political scientists
[19:23] bingo
[19:23] there's a difference
[19:23] edwards is ok with me, but he is kind of a pretty boy
[19:23] <+Teagan> I meant NOT I HAVE NOT SNORTED COKE
[19:23] I nominate Ron Paul for reverse bukkake
[19:23] too late, we all read it
[19:23] <+Teagan> It was just brought to my attention my spelling error
[19:24] we don't believe you Tegan
[19:24] * Joins: Joe
[19:24] about snorting coke
[19:24] it's fact now, i saw it on the internet
[19:24] I'm for F. Thomson, you don't see much of him, he's not lazy just real old
[19:24] <+Teagan> That Taylor Rain thing was awhile ago
[19:24] it's right we don't
[19:24] who cares, I've snorted coke, everyone snorts coke
[19:24] not everyone
[19:24] <+Teagan> she announced it on bts on a video forever on video. it's in the past. i'm over it no need to fret over stupid shit
[19:24] <+Teagan> Taylor came to my wedding so I think the bridge has been mended by now
[19:24] * Joins: Vic_Hitler
[19:24] are you friends with Taylor?
[19:24] I agree that's why I grow cannabis
[19:25] * Joe is now known as Visitor_42283
[19:25] pornstars have weddings?
[19:25] Teagan, did Taylor Rain steal the silverware at your wedding?
[19:25] it's a lot better than coke
[19:25] only the spoons
[19:25] <+Teagan> oh well, if it was
[19:25] <+Teagan> it's the thought that counts
[19:25] did you go to the taylor/fayner wedding?
[19:25] what do pornstars do when they hit the 40 mark?
[19:25] * Quits: Dong (Quit: Dong)
[19:25] ask Seka
[19:25] work for AIM
[19:25] double down
[19:26] I was watching those Al Goldstein comps a while back, pretty funny
[19:26] * Joins: Whatevski
[19:26] ciao
[19:26] * Quits: toots (Quit: toots)
[19:26] <+Teagan> I just dont want to keep making tons of people other money thats the only reason why as of right now
[19:26] <+Teagan> i don't want to shoot for jules
[19:26] the woman who played the nurse in Deep Throat has kids in mainstream
[19:26] Teagan, is there a chance you'll be on the next season of Entourage?
[19:26] her hubby was also in porn
[19:26] did he piss you off or something?
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[19:27] jules shoots the best stuff. FACT
[19:27] <+Teagan> I found that on my journey that NOW i can actually enjoy the anal sex quite often & now whenever I shoot that's all i want to do
[19:27] he's too tall for you anyway
[19:27] hmmm
[19:27] I think that Pierre Woodman's casting movies are the best
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[19:27] its simple and right to the point
[19:28] like my head
[19:28] <+Teagan> no I just haven't had time to watch the debates so I try to catch the replays throughout the days thats all
[19:28] Teagan, did Brian Pumper hurt your anus or was that just part of the script .... ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
[19:28] did he suck your feet during me time/
[19:28] Tegan what did you have for dinner tonite?
[19:28] <+Teagan> No, she didn't steal silverware..lol
[19:28] @NiteLiun Tegan would rather forget that
[19:28] I like when theres painful anal and stuff
[19:28] <+Teagan> I don't think she needs it shes doing well!
[19:28] will you shoot with Brian Bumpe again like in Up Your Ass 22
[19:29] * Quits: Whatevski (Quit: Whatevski)
[19:29] do a blow bang for jules
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[19:29] <+Teagan> no I didn't go to the taylor/fayner wedding
[19:29] * Joins: whatevski
[19:29] one that ends with a facial
[19:29] <+Teagan> I didn't know them I don't think really then
[19:29] no she doesn't do negros
[19:29] <+Teagan> or weren't that close
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[19:29] Up Your Ass 22 BTS was the best porn I've ever seen
[19:29] I can't wait until Luke gets a real job
[19:29] sorry I ment Brian Pumper
[19:29] the taylor/fayner wedding was sealed in heaven
[19:29] yup
[19:29] hello
[19:29] fayner killed chico wang
[19:29] * Parts: gia_jordan_
[19:29] he's bitching about his crummy Google revenues
[19:29] <+Teagan> Jules didn't piss me off @ all, He's just rich enough & I'd like a piece of my own pie!
[19:30] whoa
[19:30] * lol is now known as Visitor_18261
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[19:30] you will not have jules jordan money
[19:30] self-love
[19:30] Max Hardcore for president
[19:30] Teagan can you hook me up with a sick deal on an 8th of kush?
[19:30] <+Teagan> I'd never really done anal so it would hurt anyone!
[19:30] you can't beat him so join him
[19:30] without doing scenes for him
[19:30] i hear he overpays bitches like crazy
[19:30] jules set up his own franchise
[19:31] no such thing as overpaying pornwhores, ever seen dick nasty?
[19:31] Teagan ... was Up Your Ass 22 your first anal ever or first anal in front of a camera?
[19:31] <+Teagan> Sorry Dane- I don't have the means for that for you!
[19:31] christ
[19:31] i dont know why the fuck he signed chris rolie though
[19:31] danes in here?
[19:31] <+Teagan> Of course he overpays them because he gets them to do stuff they won't do
[19:31] that kids such a fucking geek
[19:31] <+Teagan> so in order to do that the girls raise their rate
[19:31] <+Teagan> supply & demand!
[19:31] I used to show that scene with Dick Nasty from throat gaggers with Victoria Sin when I wanted to gross people out
[19:31] * Joins: meatmaster_
[19:32] he worked as a photographer for awhile and hung out with porn bitches and never even got head
[19:32] pathetic
[19:32] <+Teagan> Honestly. i have no idea who dick nasty is...lol
[19:32] * Quits: John_Floofin (Quit: John_Floofin)
[19:32] august's DP in Ass Worship 10 would be a great exxample of that
[19:32] does powder ever get head?
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[19:32] <+Teagan> damn! there's people in here
[19:32] * Quits: Whatevski99 (Quit: Whatevski99)
[19:32] how could you know so many whores and not get laid
[19:32] <+Teagan> I'm happy
[19:32] dick nasty is a sleazy old aussie
[19:32] yes its called chatting
[19:32] girls don't really enjoy dps
[19:32] good whore
[19:32] Dick Nasty is kinda like Tyce Bune but only much much worse
[19:32] youre catching on
[19:32] * Quits: whatevski (Ping timeout)
[19:32] <@tony_malice> lol
[19:33] <@loopnode> Dick Nasty is aussie? I thought he was British :P
[19:33] niggas love red lobster
[19:33] <+Teagan> M bid daddy were you implying that in order to gross people out that you'd show them august's scene in ass worship
[19:33] you should work with christian
[19:33] dick nasty and luke ford may be long lost brothers
[19:33] Tegan what is your favorite illegal drug?
[19:33] Teagn were you throwed when Pumper was smelling you feet in Up Your Ass 22
[19:33] just put a strap on on so he can pretend youre from brazil
[19:33] powder is too nice to get head
[19:33] NO please don't work with Christian
[19:33] Regardless of what the vocal majority think, I KNOW you look great with the new boobs. Thank you very much!!!
[19:33] <+Teagan> I don't even drink now
[19:33] whatever happened to Brijaye Love?
[19:33] do you like creampies
[19:33] <+Teagan> The only thing TOLERABLE would be cannabis
[19:33] oh good
[19:33] that's what I'm smoking right now
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[19:34] no vicodins or somas?
[19:34] oh so you're a pothead, Tegan?
[19:34] <+Teagan> yes i'm a stoner @ heart
[19:34] * Quits: Visitor_42283 (Client exited)
[19:34] does everhard hate women?
[19:34] <+Teagan> it helps me not be so frantic when I get upset
[19:34] you dont liste to kotton mouth kings do you?
[19:34] :(
[19:35] I wish I had the luxury of being a stoner.
[19:35] Teagan, do you like enemas?
[19:35] <+Teagan> No I don't listen to kotton mouth kings
[19:35] in your mans lifted truck
[19:35] at glamis
[19:35] :(
[19:35] * Quits: MBigDaddyM (Quit: MBigDaddyM)
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[19:35] <+Teagan> he doesn't have a lifted truck
[19:35] is it the guy with the swa?
[19:35] <+Teagan> Virgin of Glamis right here!!
[19:35] cuz im sure he does
[19:35] good
[19:35] dont go there
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[19:35] <+Teagan> no that guy has no car
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[19:35] Do you hate Anabolic/Diabolic
[19:35] <+Teagan> & 2nd of all I'm not with him
[19:35] kottonmouth kings suck
[19:36] you didnt buy him one?
[19:36] <+Teagan> I don't hate anabolic/diabloic
[19:36] ever do a minion scene?
[19:36] buy him a prius
[19:36] most porn whores have shitty taste in music
[19:36] a part of the minion died with chico
[19:36] then why wont you speak on Up Your Ass 22
[19:36] does Lockwood still have a rock band?
[19:36] his sex life
[19:36] I belong in a minon scene
[19:36] r.i.p.
[19:36] <+Teagan> i hate them for being nieve & now knowing that it was going to be forever on video
[19:36] <+Teagan> because I was so nervous it was my 2nd shoot ever!!!
[19:36] gia should have done one
[19:36] jondra
[19:36] * zen is now known as Visitor_37772
[19:37] where is Gia tonight?
[19:37] But the scene was great
[19:37] she left
[19:37] <+Teagan> yuck! no it wasnt!~
[19:37] * Quits: spondee (Quit: spondee)
[19:37] anybody else get a kick out of have2cits pic?
[19:37] * Quits: indiesnob (Quit: indiesnob)
[19:37] <+Teagan> i know gia had to go : (
[19:37] Do you mind guys stroking as they watch your scenes?
[19:37] that guys an ultra nerd
[19:37] * Joins: ceara
[19:37] remember doing a mike john blowbang with like 20 guys?
[19:37] <+Teagan> as in watching them @ home? or the people on the set?
[19:37] * Quits: h8u2 (Quit: h8u2)
[19:37] holy shit she did that?
[19:37] what video?
[19:38] either
[19:38] <+Teagan> I NEVER did a blowband with 20 guys
[19:38] man 85% of the people on ths forum are nerds, is that a surprise to anyone?
[19:38] it is to me
[19:38] escpecially you
[19:38] dane
[19:38] i hate you
[19:38] Hi guys
[19:38] yep
[19:38] <+Teagan> Sorry that's the wrong girl
[19:38] i saw you on necros board
[19:38] Hi Teagan
[19:38] I thought they were mostly Danish to be honest
[19:38] d you do a huge mike john shoot at the captain and tennille house?idn'
[19:38] Teagan, after your experience in Up Your Ass 22, did you consider leaving porn?
[19:38] <+Teagan> the most I've done is 2
[19:38] me and this girl go back
[19:38] bunnywoman
[19:38] gay shit
[19:38] to be a nerd you have to be smart
[19:38] * Joins: chicken
[19:38] you didnt even get head
[19:38] <+Teagan> No I didn't ever shoot for mike john at that house
[19:38] I doubt 85% of the people here are smart
[19:38] who cares if you knew a whore
[19:38] bwark
[19:38] bwark
[19:38] sorry, wrong gal
[19:38] let's compare SAT scores
[19:38] you got no play
[19:39] go die
[19:39] SAT is stupid
[19:39] bwark bwark
[19:39] you crazy son
[19:39] chickenmaster, you suck
[19:39] i speak the truth
[19:39] What about Teenage Anal Princess....that was a good shoot
[19:39] <+Teagan> I wanted to take the SAT's just for fun
[19:39] nerd
[19:39] <+Teagan> & see what I would get
[19:39] for fun
[19:39] are there guys on the set watching what you do best ,stroking off? If so, do you like it? Do you like guys at home watching you & jerking off?
[19:39] <+Teagan> That's a nerd quote right there
[19:39] <+Teagan> hahaha
[19:39] did hillary really direct, or just cast it?
[19:39] you should blow me
[19:39] girls dont direct
[19:39] cept maybe tory lane
[19:39] chikkinmaster is a douchebag
[19:39] she seems nasty enough
[19:39] <+Teagan> That's the point to fuck & be naked on camera is to turn on the viewer @ hojme
[19:39] Tegan you should do a scene for Bella
[19:39] I've never been on a porn set, but I think that would be a little odd
[19:39] Katie Morgan is a genius
[19:39] teagan can you do a 2 girls 1 cup remake for your site
[19:40] she said so on HBO
[19:40] willie is a 40 yr old virgin
[19:40] <+Teagan> I've never had a guy be jacking off watching me while they were off set
[19:40] katie morgans a fucking idiot
[19:40] hi, morgan, how you been?
[19:40] * Quits: Whatevskinator (Quit: Whatevskinator)
[19:40] <+Teagan> I've watned to hire Bella
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[19:40] can I be the first to watch you on set and jerk off>>????
[19:40] <+Teagan> to do a reunion but she had to politely decline
[19:40] <+Teagan> because she normally only shoots for herself
[19:40] just let bono one on your set
[19:40] I'm glad that Bella and Jewel made up
[19:40] <+Teagan> I'm hoping for it happen though you never know
[19:40] bella was hot before she shaved her head and fucked trannies
[19:40] or mike ramone
[19:40] D'bell, that is
[19:40] take 'for' out of that sentence
[19:40] NO Bella is a bit more established. It should be the other way round
[19:41] Was that when Bella was buging out?
[19:41] <+Teagan> I was hoping she would agree to do a scene a for me in my movie & then I would do one for hers
[19:41] yeah, but katie morgan does a good scene despite her mental deficiencies ... now jamie elle is a real fucking retard
[19:41] <+Teagan> but no luck as of yet
[19:41] bono would molest several children on his way to the set
[19:41] <+Teagan> keep my fingers & TOES crossed!!
[19:41] Teagan what does your morning pee smell like?
[19:41] im sure of it
[19:41] jamie elle is not so dumb
[19:41] Tegan what is the fastest land animal?
[19:41] jamie elle looks so white trash
[19:41] chickenmaster would just shoot himself
[19:41] Belladonna should do a scene with Mitt Rohmney
[19:41] she's latina
[19:41] and not in a good way
[19:41] willie eat my ass
[19:41] a mormon scene!
[19:41] <+Teagan> I drink alot of water during the night so my pee in the morning is usually clear & doesn't have that strong smell
[19:41] no homo
[19:41] * Quits: vic (Quit: vic)
[19:41] hahahaha
[19:41] chikkingmaster = faggot losr deserter
[19:41] Bella iIs MItt Rohmney a porn duse
[19:42] thats too bad. i was hoping it was like jenkem
[19:42] * Quits: Visitor_43498 (Quit: Visitor_43498)
[19:42] *dude
[19:42] bwark bwark willie
[19:42] Then Harry Reid could come on and make it a 3-way
[19:42] I So sutpid
[19:42] ceara is a dude. it's all a scam on xpt
[19:42] ceara how much money do you make a month exploiting dumbasses?
[19:42] its true
[19:42] a lot
[19:42] cuz i dont see how guys get off on that shit
[19:42] * Quits: poppawadd (Quit: poppawadd)
[19:42] she's really kris roc
[19:42] ,000,000/mo ?
[19:42] <+Teagan> who is that person
[19:42] chickenmaster logged in with 2 id's = total loser
[19:42] Teagan, who is going to direct/shoot for you new joints
[19:42] id pay for you to suck my dick
[19:42] no im only on one
[19:43] fuckface
[19:43] jermaster = loser morgan
[19:43] <+Teagan> me & Tyler both collaborate on the scenes we will be directing
[19:43] who's kris roc?
[19:43] no
[19:43] im frankie
[19:43] <+Teagan> we work very well together
[19:43] Hey Teagan when I'm taking a shit I always imagine that I am doing it on you face and/or chest because pretty girls are the only type of human I would like to poop on.(This is really true by the way)
[19:43] * Quits: Gold22 (Quit: Gold22)
[19:43] <+Teagan> we feed off of each other
[19:43] chikkin liar
[19:43] willie d is a retard too
[19:43] you should do a scene where 2 people, a man and a woman, have sex
[19:43] whatever darkness
[19:43] cleveland steamer
[19:43] charlie murphy ass
[19:43] teagan: do you fart in your sleep? if so have you ever woken yourself up from the foul stench of your flatulence?
[19:43] <+Teagan> So you're one of those kinky fetish people arent you?
[19:43] darknessss darknessssss
[19:43] do you have a P&D deal
[19:44] is wankus still alive, or as alive as the doulphins chances of appearing at the supper bowl?
[19:44] darnesses
[19:44] i own both of you, little losers
[19:44] <+Teagan> No, I haven't farted in my sleep, well that i know of
[19:44] willie you dont own anyone
[19:44] everyone farts in their sleep
[19:44] stop stealing my line willie
[19:44] lol how would you know?
[19:44] * Quits: taint1974 (Quit: taint1974)
[19:44] * Joins: SkumFux
[19:44] becuase I go around smelling it
[19:44] * Quits: Visitor_18261 (Quit: Visitor_18261)
[19:44] <+Teagan> thats why i said that not that i knwo of
[19:44] willie is going to start selling his underwear
[19:44] while you're sleeping
[19:44] <+Teagan> lol
[19:44] aloha teagan
[19:44] Will Jadedvideo carry your product? Cause that's who I purchase from
[19:44] <+Teagan> no ones ever told me that i have
[19:44] willlie owns "brazillian" sex slaves and you know what i mean by brazillian
[19:44] sleep is for rookies
[19:45] <+Teagan> so who knows
[19:45] fgfm might actually but them...but no
[19:45] I work for a sleep clinic, and we get to watch the tapes...everyone farts in their sleep
[19:45] <+Teagan> if they do i'll post it & tell youj
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[19:45] <+Teagan> ohi bet
[19:45] REM song Everybody Farts
[19:45] will you be part of Pirates 2?
[19:45] used underwear is always a big disapointment
[19:45] how the fuck did you get that job?
[19:45] teagan: how would you like to be remembered when you "cross over"? a desperate whore that wanted money the easy way, or a mother who was a whore for a living?
[19:45] Teagan, what is the title of your first movie ... I had always thought it was Up Your Ass 22
[19:45] chickenmaster lost his mind and deserted xpt
[19:45] <+Teagan> it's a natural body function
[19:45] was that your childhood dream?
[19:45] i didtn lose my mind
[19:45] he was a cool poster but turned into a tard
[19:45] i misplaced it
[19:45] Teagan who'd you hang out with in highschool?
[19:45] * Joins: GUAPO
[19:45] squirting is also a natural body function
[19:45] lol you remember me
[19:45] Teagan: who's on your no list?
[19:45] Mary Cary shoots your own content but Jaded wont carry it
[19:46] <+Teagan> My first movie was for RLD
[19:46] uya22?
[19:46] someone should pass around the jenkem
[19:46] everhard?
[19:46] were u pissed when mckenzie won the avn
[19:46] guapo the jig is up
[19:46] were you on that couch of theirs?
[19:46] <+Teagan> "Just over 18 # 10" with cris taliana on the cover in a black ruffle panty & black top
[19:46] youre a white guy in the suburbs
[19:46] where teagan?
[19:46] give it up
[19:46] chikkinshit is a semi-lost cage legend, even bishop dislikes you
[19:46] * Joins: monkey_love
[19:46] who'd you bone?
[19:46] no bishop is my myspace friend
[19:46] me
[19:46] * Joins: Old_Man_River
[19:46] bishop? he's back?
[19:46] but i saw that franks still sticking things in his ass post
[19:47] is he really a bishop?
[19:47] <+Teagan> I left the ball in Digital Playground's court as far as the "pirates 2" movie
[19:47] yes dumbass
[19:47] being a forum legend is not a badge of honor
[19:47] * Joins: destro
[19:47] he's back and he's black
[19:47] but being a nerdy asian kid with a small penis is
[19:47] * Quits: SloppyFan (Quit: SloppyFan)
[19:47] pirates 3 = all male
[19:47] who was your first porn crush?
[19:47] huh dane?
[19:47] that's the rumor
[19:47] <+Teagan> that's @ their disgression if they deceide to have me in the movie
[19:47] did you fuck any of the Entourage guys when you did your cameo?
[19:47] so pirate 3 is gay porn
[19:47] pirated was unjackable
[19:47] with a strap on
[19:47] asians are good at math
[19:47] and genocide
[19:47] Has Shelley Lubben tried to save your soul yet?
[19:47] but have tiny penises
[19:47] jsut like on southpark
[19:47] teagan - did you get the boob job for personal or business reasons
[19:47] hay dane
[19:48] hey ceara
[19:48] yes tegan have you been lubben-ed?
[19:48] thats why theres no asian male performers
[19:48] hey ceara
[19:48] i doubt Nautica Thorn is good at math
[19:48] hung lo
[19:48] * Quits: willie_d (Quit: willie_d)
[19:48] long wang
[19:48] hey cockmaster
[19:48] ceara how much do you make each month?
[19:48] you little nasty
[19:48] remember Starbuck?
[19:48] hey ceara
[19:48] i like your take on my name
[19:48] hey jerkface
[19:48] he was an asian male porn star
[19:48] lol cunt
[19:48] how much coke do you sniff a day teagan?
[19:48] Lucy Lee is good at math ... she know exactly how many days are left until she's eligible for parole
[19:48] ill jerk on your face for 50 bucks
[19:48] ceara: if i send you my address can you send me 6 turds and a small container of pee? times are hard girl
[19:48] tegan has left us
[19:48] guapo loves red lobster
[19:48] sound fair?
[19:49] perhaps she had to go to a shoot?
[19:49] Im not a charity chicken
[19:49] i would like to molest ceara
[19:49] christee lee told me she seen you snorting coke by the pile
[19:49] <+Teagan> I can't release the name of title yet for our first movie because we have to finish trademarking it,, VERY SOON!
[19:49] Teagan: when shooting your scenes do you plan out what positions your going to do or is it all off the cuff?
[19:49] there are a lot of dead bunnies in my neighborhood
[19:49] she looks like one of your friends little sisters you always wanted some alone time with
[19:49] :)
[19:50] with huge fat legs
[19:50] <+Teagan> People on my no list: Nothing Personal to any of these people - Manuel - Great Performed with other girls, but I can't work wiht him because he's too big for my body!!! It 's NOTHING BUT PAIN!!!
[19:50] i always wanted alone time with my own little sis
[19:50] hahahah yesss
[19:50] how about Ryan Knox?
[19:50] ceara i need to touch you
[19:50] with my penis
[19:50] so i can know true happiness
[19:50] i he cant keep it upfucked ryan knox,
[19:50] * Quits: chicken (Quit: chicken)
[19:50] <+Teagan> Why would mckenzie winning at avn make me mad?
[19:51] like bono getting his new porn in the mail
[19:51] because you deserved it
[19:51] * Quits: destro (Quit: destro)
[19:51] <+Teagan> i was EXTREMELY MAD when CYTHEREA won instead of ME
[19:51] but she gave someone head to win
[19:51] mcknezie who?
[19:51] lee?
[19:51] thats a good whore
[19:51] <+Teagan> when I thought I actually did deserve it
[19:51] when you win a AVN do you get more $ per scene?
[19:51] watch slut puppies.shes gets dped and takes a facial
[19:51] hot!
[19:51] calm!
[19:51] Is it like a grammy
[19:51] what up G
[19:51] but she only does girl girl now
[19:51] coolin
[19:51] hell no, even grammys dont do that ask marc cohn
[19:52] * Quits: Pope_Vin (Quit: Pope_Vin)
[19:52] Marlon Brando should have got one for Last Tango in Paris
[19:52] marlon would have eaten it
[19:52] good point
[19:52] i cant bring myself to jack off to teagan cause her asshole to tainty
[19:52] <+Teagan> No, I'm not into fucking celebrities just because they are celebrities
[19:52] yes you are
[19:52] <+Teagan> I don't get star struck, I'm weird like that
[19:52] bullshit on that one'
[19:52] you fucked the older guys and the football players in school
[19:52] now youre in the majors
[19:52] teagan do you ever feel like bleaching your anus?
[19:53] ill bleach it with cum
[19:53] with clorox?
[19:53] uranus?
[19:53] <+Teagan> I have never had any contact with Shelley Lubben, I've only read things about her
[19:53] or tattooing FGFM around your anus?
[19:53] she's going to get you
[19:53] she gets everyone
[19:53] <+Teagan> I got the boobs for personal reasons
[19:53] * Joins: destro
[19:53] <+Teagan> I 've been jealous of girls that had boobs when I was growing up
[19:53] me too
[19:53] so you could lick your nipples?
[19:53] wow this is so much better using bitchx
[19:53] me three
[19:53] i was jealous of them too
[19:53] wtf with the delayed responses?
[19:53] i hate stupid java based irc clients
[19:53] :-(
[19:53] now I have manboobs
[19:53] were you jealous of whores that sold their souls as well?
[19:53] When I get fake boobs Im going to tell people I did it for everyone else
[19:53] yes
[19:53] a few years ago we called it the summer of teagan cause everything that came out had you in it
[19:53] <+Teagan> you know how badly i wish i could have stuffed my bra when I was in middle school & hs
[19:54] Did you pay for the boobs with "straight cash" like Randy Moss
[19:54] i want to make a ceara like site
[19:54] and exploit idiots
[19:54] im sure it could work
[19:54] ever do a teens for cash shoot?
[19:54] i exploit the jews
[19:54] just no live cam chat
[19:54] FGFM were you a juicer??
[19:54] What antibiotics are you on at the moment?
[19:54] you might be a redneck of you've ever financed a boob job
[19:54] i burn them
[19:54] <@loopnode> destro they're not stupid they're just terrible to look at.
[19:54] <+Teagan> my mom got fake boobies when I was 16 & i was very jealous because I was like her
[19:54] lol
[19:54] <+Teagan> & had NO boobs
[19:54] show pics of her
[19:54] not sure what a juicer is, so probably not
[19:54] i wanna see her tits
[19:54] is your mom hot?
[19:54] <+Teagan> I'm really good @ algebra~
[19:54] like steriods?
[19:55] Oh I was wondering how you got your bitch tits/
[19:55] <+Teagan> If I get any kudos points for that!!!!
[19:55] whats your dad like Teagan?
[19:55] your mom was the perfect storm for good parenting
[19:55] or like, he makes drinks out of asparagus?
[19:55] care to try your hand at some linear equations, Teagan?
[19:55] do your mom hang around the spears momma?
[19:55] <+Teagan> Weirdly good @ it, I tutored all my brothers & sister when they had trouble
[19:55] ceara is your dad still gay?
[19:55] Teagan, do your parents watch your movies?
[19:55] I think so.
[19:55] * Quits: monkey_love (Quit: monkey_love)
[19:55] Tegan was your mom in the adult industry?
[19:55] like sunny lane's?
[19:55] my gym teacher turned out to be gay
[19:55] nobody switches back
[19:56] <+Teagan> TRUTHFULLY, I haven't even touched coke since 2004
[19:56] the drink?
[19:56] <+Teagan> No, i haven't left i'm just playing catch up on the questions
[19:56] * Parts: meatmaster_
[19:56] dude you answer shit like 10 minutes after the question asked
[19:56] TRUThFULLY i havent even touched my cock in like 2 minutes
[19:56] Max Hardcore for New Coke - Catch the Wave
[19:56] how about pills?
[19:56] <+Teagan> I've never done drugs around christie lee that I recollect
[19:56] shoot snort or smoke
[19:57] <+Teagan> so She is SADLY mistaken
[19:57] the bitch on niptuck switched
[19:57] she said you did
[19:57] I have not masturbated for 36 hours
[19:57] <+Teagan> is she even still in the industry anymore???
[19:57] i believe christee lee
[19:57] christie lee is in america junior
[19:57] good for y;ou
[19:57] * Joins: batman
[19:57] no she gained 50lbs and retired
[19:57] nope retired to rural canada
[19:57] she posted on her birthday like anyone gives a shit
[19:57] <+Teagan> is that the tranny fucking christie lee you're talking about is that another one?
[19:57] shes done with the biz so go away already
[19:57] yeah the tranny fucker
[19:57] diff one
[19:57] <+Teagan> or am i thinking of the wrong person
[19:57] you should fuck trannies teagan
[19:58] <+Teagan> I try not to plan out the positions
[19:58] start with jerkmaster
[19:58] pammie from canada
[19:58] thatll boost your career
[19:58] AIDS is some scary shit
[19:58] <+Teagan> it just depends on our locations & how difficult the set up is
[19:58] teagan do you feel sorry for jamie lynn spears?
[19:58] * Joins: teaganizbest
[19:58] Teagan: do you think girls in the biz who fuck trannies are desperate whores who will do anything for money?
[19:58] her fathers the father
[19:58] does she do anal
[19:58] speaking of anal
[19:59] * Joins: Jon_Dra
[19:59] like her sister
[19:59] it was funny when texas presley was disgusted when she found out christian had done trannies prior to working with her
[19:59] <+Teagan> Yes, I've thought about it
[19:59] texas was fucking hot
[19:59] yeah it's disgusting
[19:59] christian has been a rent boy, I imagine
[19:59] <+Teagan> but then I'd be very scared of it because you know many girls that it has burned there skin
[19:59] wtf is that?
[19:59] lol
[19:59] I love the new pics posted.
[19:59] texas has big jowells
[19:59] christan cant look his daddy in the eye i bet
[19:59] <+Teagan> because it was too harsh of a chemical for their skin to bear
[19:59] Teagan whats wrong with Jesse Jane
[19:59] hey, I just joined. Can everybody retype everything I missed?
[19:59] Dane: those warlocks on her chest are fucking hot
[20:00] jesse cant come to terms with the fact shes hispanic
[20:00] Texas is fucking hot
[20:00] you missed nothiing
[20:00] <+Teagan> could you imagine what that would feel like if you burned that layer of skin around yoru asshole trying to bleach
[20:00] thats the problem
[20:00] batman: someone made a coke joke and then someone else jerked off
[20:00] * Joins: BillyBob
[20:00] ouch
[20:00] thats all you missed
[20:00] she is answering questions from last week or something
[20:00] Ha!
[20:00] big lag
[20:00] here ill retype everything verbatim
[20:00] * Joins: Serg
[20:00] just hold your breath
[20:00] ....
[20:00] slow people do porn
[20:00] so, is the "the batman"
[20:00] yes teagan is like 10 minutes out of touch
[20:00] low IQ folks
[20:00] batman .... don't ask about Up Your Ass 22 .... teagan doesn't like to talk about it
[20:01] teagan=post op tranny
[20:01] she lets her asshole do the talking for her
[20:01] * Quits: Serg (Quit: Serg)
[20:01] <+Teagan> Whats a teens for cash shoot? is that just where you get paid cash or what?>
[20:01] secret brazillian plan to infiltrate the us through porn
[20:01] that is why she is so slow
[20:01] trannies can't have babies
[20:01] Nice
[20:01] website
[20:01] * Quits: Dong (Quit: Dong)
[20:01] thats an alien hybrid ass baby not unlike the xfiles
[20:01] my friend's girlfriend's dad went gay and had a tranny move in with him
[20:01] why are you answering questions from 5 minutes ago?
[20:01] * Quits: BillyBob (Quit: BillyBob)
[20:01] * Parts: SkumFux
[20:01] i wonder how long before wille starts stalking teagan?
[20:02] the coke is wearing off
[20:02] teagan ... have you ever been confused with felix vicious?
[20:02] <+Teagan> My dad is great guy
[20:02] wille likes to stalk
[20:02] isnt tranny shit considered straight for some reason?
[20:02] Up or down Teagan thin andmature versus the babyfat or young look?
[20:02] <+Teagan> he works for the airlines
[20:02] my dad is a great guy
[20:02] but he died
[20:02] so i guess i lose
[20:02] :(
[20:02] the argument is gay guys dont like chicks with dicks
[20:02] Enemas!
[20:02] my dad is a son-of-a-bitch
[20:02] as a stewardess?
[20:02] go figure
[20:02] <+Teagan> No, my mom made mistakes but so does every parent, me being in porn doesn't have to do with her
[20:02] ?
[20:02] iit has to do with your uncle
[20:02] <+Teagan> No, my parents do not watch my movies.
[20:02] My mom is the reason i am not in porn
[20:02] I wanna start my own company
[20:02] now the healing can begin teagan
[20:02] i hate going tot he video store looking at all the new releases and half the shit is tranny porn and its not in the gay section'
[20:02] *hugs*
[20:02] do you think porn was a mistake?
[20:03] <+Teagan> My aunts & godmother look at some of the softcore pictures i have
[20:03] you know you like it dane
[20:03] and they jert to it
[20:03] hah
[20:03] Is loopnode here?
[20:03] <+Teagan> just to see that I'm actually doing a real job & not just bullshitting them
[20:03] lol jert
[20:03] so, I just logged in to ask about a "Up Your Ass 22" is that cool?... Ooops sorry
[20:03] and they lez off together/
[20:03] this is a real job
[20:03] <+Teagan> No, my mom has NEVER shot an adult movie
[20:03] batman = tritone
[20:03] Enemas!
[20:03] you have joey silvera forever with a tranny jerking off next to it tatooed on your lower back with a tribal star
[20:03] my aunt was a lesbo
[20:03] milk enemas for everyone
[20:03] <+Teagan> There's so many questions that it's taking me forever to get to all of them
[20:03] so just answer mine
[20:03] <+Teagan> so that you guys don't htink that I'm avoiding anything
[20:03] no milk enemas
[20:03] take your time
[20:03] Hey, my mom never shot an adult movie either. Me and Teagan have something in common!!
[20:04] hot sauce enemas!
[20:04] Teagan - do you like popcicles?
[20:04] * Joins: mbigdaddym
[20:04] and where do you like them
[20:04] dane=joey silvera afficianado
[20:04] * Quits: Dane (Quit: Dane)
[20:04] <+Teagan> I think jamie lynn spears will try to spin it into something positing
[20:04] I sense this is the beginning of something...
[20:04] who is the grossest golden age porn dude still in the busines?
[20:04] who's the daddy
[20:04] the beginning of buttsex
[20:05] someone needs to get rid of that one asshole
[20:05] * Joins: arinx
[20:05] whats his face
[20:05] <+Teagan> positive* - like well i'm going to set an example for all of the underage young mothers...Watch, I'll be right & you'll be kissing my heels...hehehe
[20:05] steve holmes
[20:05] I like Teagan as she said in her womans body versus the girl, any complaints?
[20:05] John Holmes would be gross if he was still alive
[20:05] destro, you read my mind?
[20:05] Teagan: ever had an agent try to fuck you?
[20:05] mike horner is starting to look a little creepy
[20:05] he used to make money having guys suck his dick
[20:05] <+Teagan> Some girls just have different sexual fetishes, & they deceided whatever
[20:05] kissing your heels?
[20:05] Brutal
[20:05] Ron J has been gross for a long time
[20:05] <+Teagan> the girls can turn down the job if they don't want to do it
[20:05] teagans fetish is cum jenkem
[20:05] what about ass sniffing?
[20:06] speaking of ass sniffing
[20:06] someone should involve jenkem in a porn shoot
[20:06] * Quits: arinx (Quit: arinx)
[20:06] im sure most porners use it recreationally
[20:06] so thats a done deal
[20:06] Why are you going to bring up jenkum?
[20:06] * Joins: arinx
[20:06] cuz im not bono or an adt member
[20:06] you know what i always wondered
[20:06] "teaganfan"
[20:06] how the catering on porn shoots is
[20:07] Teagan: how many xanex is needed per scene?
[20:07] xanax
[20:07] spell it right
[20:07] they get hot dogs with no condiments
[20:07] big sausage pizza
[20:07] i just took some personally
[20:07] * Quits: big_calm (Quit: big_calm)
[20:07] its not in the budget
[20:07] destro is a dealer
[20:07] Jenkum is for Africans. Respect.
[20:07] and they get 2 month old milk
[20:07] <+Teagan> okay i'm caught up now
[20:07] Vic_Hitler nah, i got a script
[20:07] <+Teagan> damn! you guys
[20:07] <+Teagan> ahhaa
[20:07] nice and chunky
[20:07] riggs rulz
[20:07] I have a clip somewhere where a teen sniffs 40-year old woman's ass
[20:07] OK, here
[20:07] oops
[20:07] which one was you
[20:07] Teagan if you are caught up, say something about pizza
[20:08] you have teagns homevideos????
[20:08] <+Teagan> No i have never had an agent try to fuck me
[20:08] amazing!
[20:08] why not
[20:08] they dont want herpes
[20:08] what about physical molestation?
[20:08] not ever kevin kline?
[20:08] don't use Dick Nasty then
[20:08] <+Teagan> I don't take xanex duringa scene
[20:08] they're gay
[20:08] <+Teagan> those knock me on my ass
[20:08] Xanax is like jelly beans
[20:08] ever shoot for chico wang?
[20:08] <+Teagan> I wish I had home videos
[20:08] Teagan .... when you reach your last scene in your porn career, will you do something that you've never done before like a gang bang, bukkake or gokkun?
[20:08] * Joins: BigLou
[20:09] they were lost in the trailer park fire of 05 huh?
[20:09] http://www.ashleyblue.net/blog/images/wtw_pizza_cheese.jpg
[20:09] ;-)
[20:09] Fanboi or not. Got to love her new performance.
[20:09] OK, here is a silly question: Are there any porn movies made by guys who dont hate women?
[20:09] <+Teagan> sorry but those things just don't do it for me right now
[20:09] <+Teagan> i can't handle that many guys , i'll admit it!
[20:09] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:09] its all women haters
[20:09] <+Teagan> it wouldn't be that great of a scene
[20:09] just handle their cum
[20:09] Not by me, I'm a devout misogynist
[20:09] it makes for good porn
[20:09] in your mouth
[20:09] <+Teagan> also that's alot of dick on the screen & not enough pussy don't you think>
[20:10] good point
[20:10] well it would just be your face
[20:10] not for Brandon Iron tho
[20:10] <+Teagan> Have you guys taken a look at my new site at all or no?
[20:10] i don't need to see any cock
[20:10] what troubles me is the dam american bukkkake gif
[20:10] do straight sex movies really not sell or is that just a bullshit rationalization?
[20:10] hell no
[20:10] Well, what about les. bukkake than?
[20:10] its a bunch of naked guys
[20:10] fuck is with that?
[20:10] i don't look at the dicks ... i look at the girl for signs of an impending meltdown
[20:10] Give the girl a break. Execellent work on the tan and the scultptered figure.
[20:10] more dicks = more sales
[20:10] <+Teagan> it's taken forever for it get at least a splash page
[20:10] Teagan: yeah the pic on the front is really cute but is it touched up a lot?
[20:10] i would think girls with cum glazed faces would get mroe people to click that thing
[20:10] Vic, do you know any narcoleptic comedy?
[20:10] <+Teagan> no actually it's not
[20:11] good for you then
[20:11] nice nice ass
[20:11] <+Teagan> the photos in the photos section that will be released so far
[20:11] maybe he's recruiting bukkake boys with it
[20:11] <+Teagan> will be untouched
[20:11] big lou: you're an old man sarge
[20:11] <+Teagan> that's waht it was named "Teagan Raw"
[20:11] so naked guys is motivation?
[20:11] wtf
[20:11] * Joins: Gagfaxtor
[20:11] all us porn is gay
[20:11] I guess that they must like to some degree
[20:11] I do have a wikipedia listing as a pop culturist
[20:11] it looks like lots of people heiling
[20:11] more dicks = more money a sad truth
[20:11] seems like a lot of work to j/o on some girl's face
[20:11] Teagan: are you writing your blog on your own or does some loser guy do it for you
[20:11] Your HS Blues reference was easy
[20:12] and more IR = more money
[20:12] * Joins: monica
[20:12] Sal MckVey is that you?
[20:12] <+Teagan> i just said right now
[20:12] Teagan do you know Barbie Cummings?
[20:12] <+Teagan> you never know what the future holds
[20:12] sal mckvey is not real
[20:12] he is a hoax
[20:12] <+Teagan> No, I have just read stuff about her on the internet
[20:12] <+Teagan> why od you ask>
[20:12] <+Teagan> Sorry for the spelling errors
[20:12] just curious
[20:12] no more xanax for you
[20:12] <+Teagan> I know how you guys got irritated that it was taking so long for me to get caught up
[20:12] Sal ever show up for a bukakke?
[20:12] * Joins: Serg
[20:13] is this really teagan or is she dictating to her suitcase pimp
[20:13] Pleased to meet you on XPT. The best of the worst, and the last of the great post-morality thinkers. Quote it Jeff.
[20:13] she's a hillbilly, barbi
[20:13] <+Teagan> So, I'm typing furiously
[20:13] I think good hetero porn needs to have a dick in it or else I can't imagine I'm there. Maybe I have a bad imagination.
[20:13] <+Teagan> No, this really is ME!!!
[20:13] <+Teagan> Sorry I don't let people post for me under my name
[20:13] Teagan: how about dana dearmond ever get a chance to work with her or is she too "alt"
[20:13] <+Teagan> ONLY ME!
[20:13] ok it is you
[20:13] what batman said was wild homo!!!!!!!!
[20:13] she's too old and fat
[20:13] * Quits: Gagfaxtor (Quit: Gagfaxtor)
[20:13] <+Teagan> No, I don't have a problem with the alt look
[20:14] <+Teagan> I've only seen pictures of dana's ass
[20:14] dps new contract bitch is blah
[20:14] <+Teagan> I heard she does a good scene
[20:14] <+Teagan> she does anal right>
[20:14] * Joins: dickbrain
[20:14] fuck is her name stoli
[20:14] stoya?
[20:14] <+Teagan> which new girl?
[20:14] wtf were they smoking
[20:14] and shes started to do DP
[20:14] hiya folks
[20:14] hey dickhead
[20:14] <+Teagan> as in double penetration???
[20:14] what up peeps
[20:15] <+Teagan> Hello
[20:15] * Joins: Visitor_1829
[20:15] Teagan, how much were you paid for your first anal scene and do you now think it was a fair price/
[20:15] don't get distracted now
[20:15] seg sounds like a gay euro porn name
[20:15] dual piston
[20:15] actually its dickbrain not dickhead
[20:15] * Joins: Jim_B_s_dead
[20:15] teagan, ever work for wang?
[20:15] IAla GUIAPO Sell Draws for 700 and everthings is alright.
[20:15] <+Teagan> No, I don't think it was a fair price
[20:15] <+Teagan> they fooled me the first time
[20:15] <+Teagan> but NO MORE!
[20:15] <@tony_malice> doh
[20:15] they said it wasn't anal?
[20:15] how much did jules give you for woad3?
[20:15] <+Teagan> I smartened up VERY quickly I was LUCKY!!!
[20:15] ok, but how much were you paid?
[20:15] the one with mr marcus and brian pumper?
[20:15] huh?
[20:15] teagan which whore has the smelliest pussy?
[20:15] Why you want tobring that name up Vic?
[20:15] <+Teagan> Sorry I won't discuss rates with peopl e
[20:15] when will you start escorting
[20:15] <+Teagan> It's not very polite for other talent
[20:15] wow, can't look away from the screen for a second. I lost my place...
[20:15] teagan you are the gay
[20:15] yes if were talking Dana DeArmond she has stared doing Double pen
[20:15] you know it monica ... in this chat, it is the movie that shall not be named
[20:16] <+Teagan> NEVER start escorting
[20:16] hmmm
[20:16] its not like hes gonna hire you again
[20:16] nnnooooooooo
[20:16] <+Teagan> Not up my alley!Q
[20:16] u guys r nuts
[20:16] it will be when the bills pile up
[20:16] not yet, give it a year or two
[20:16] have u ever done a handjob video teagan
[20:16] so you wouldnt want to be railed by an asshole like me?
[20:16] Teagan: i really dug those scenes you did for jules jordan, please do some more
[20:16] Teagan, we aren't talking about current rates ... we are talking about a rate you got several years ago for one movie
[20:16] and then blessed with my brown baby batter?
[20:16] <+Teagan> no, i'd rather go live off of my parents, go back to school & live a normal life then escort
[20:16] who was that asian girl with the braces who escorts in LV?
[20:16] youre not a true whore
[20:16] never START?? aren't most pornstars already involved in escorting before their first film?
[20:16] she really blew up
[20:17] of course of course what was I thinking
[20:17] Porn star with braces? yummmm
[20:17] <+Teagan> Some girls do it before they get into it
[20:17] i found out today that lichelle marie and carmella bing are only 500 a pop
[20:17] <+Teagan> so It's not that far of a leap
[20:17] no, most start after they join ladirect or gsm
[20:17] <+Teagan> but some girls start after
[20:17] isnt the german girl with the fat butt do escorting now?
[20:17] thats a bargain for those whores
[20:17] teagan when you are being fucked on camera, do you ever think there is a chance that your husband will realize he is married to a hooker?
[20:17] 500 a pop
[20:17] yeah katja
[20:17] V. Sin?
[20:17] wwwhhhaaatt
[20:17] Honey is latina w braces and she escorts
[20:17] I know not ALL, but I would guess MOST
[20:17] she quoted me at 1 grand a pop
[20:17] * Joins: moxxiemaddron
[20:17] katja is escorting heh
[20:17] <+Teagan> thats their deceision, it's THEIR bodies & they need to do whatever's BEST for them & I"LL DO WHATS BEST FOR ME!!!
[20:17] with as much film and photo as you want
[20:17] carmella is 1500
[20:17] and possibly leave? or are you convinced he will continue believing you are a loyal wife
[20:18] no carmella is 500 asshole
[20:18] i wont tell which site though
[20:18] where the hell is that
[20:18] :-)
[20:18] thanks
[20:18] in your ass
[20:18] Hey dickbrain, your papa not teach yhou how to talk to alady?
[20:18] hahaha
[20:18] * Quits: moxxiemaddron (Quit: moxxiemaddron)
[20:18] i'd pay 1500 for carmella bing, my wife prolly wouldnt like that
[20:18] <+Teagan> I couldn't even make out what dickbrain was trying ot say
[20:18] <+Teagan> Sorry!
[20:18] 500 sounds better to me
[20:18] who care
[20:18] <+Teagan> yup yup
[20:18] quiet you
[20:18] all are about 500 with an extra 100 to the agency
[20:18] i wonder if gianna is escorting
[20:18] didnt she go contract?
[20:19] teagan ill give you 100 for 15 mins of head with a facial
[20:19] * Joins: moxxiemaddron
[20:19] As I said before. I love the new look of Teagan. Minds out of Brains. Get the Bigger Picture.
[20:19] * Quits: Jim_B_s_dead (Quit: Jim_B_s_dead)
[20:19] Obviously there are some clear drawbacks, but I bet most guys would seriously consider escorting if they were women.
[20:19] i hope gianna starts to scort
[20:19] not if you were the client
[20:19] <+Teagan> as far as I know gianna doesn't have a contract
[20:19] <+Teagan> I bet some guys do escort
[20:19] nope, just huge jugs
[20:19] no shit genius
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[20:19] Teagan .... do you realize you are being treated exceptionally well in this chat .... you can ask many other past chat guests what their experiece in here was like
[20:19] Teagan: is the stigma of doing darkies still around in the jiz biz?
[20:19] <+Teagan> there are lonely rich women who want companionship out there
[20:19] Sure they do
[20:19] christian used to escort
[20:20] but then again hes done it all
[20:20] brandon does escort
[20:20] I'm just sayin...
[20:20] To Batman. If you need crack to sell ass it is always an option
[20:20] im sure the farms not safe from his lovin
[20:20] Fred Garvin, male prostitute
[20:20] man, you are old lou
[20:20] BigLou hahahah
[20:20] <+Teagan> Some people give me crap for my previous scenes, some people praise me, everyone will have their own perspective
[20:20] that fag from the phone commercials mickey avalon was a gay butt pirate for hire
[20:20] skinbitch sucks dick, same old stuffny
[20:20] * Quits: monica (Quit: monica)
[20:20] teagan when you got married did you wear a white wedding dress, and if so what did the white symbolize- coz it sure as hell wasnt your virginity
[20:21] glad you know this type of info
[20:21] death
[20:21] it was to rep cum
[20:21] <+Teagan> some girl was using my picture on craigs list
[20:21] and her hollow soul
[20:21] yeah that was me
[20:21] <+Teagan> as an escort & when I called she kept hanging up on me & then I talked to some
[20:21] <+Teagan> guy
[20:21] To Teagan, Love the work you have done. Look forward to the work ahaead.
[20:21] worked like a charm
[20:21] <+Teagan> who more then likely was her pimp
[20:21] pretty sad
[20:21] till the cardboard cutout fell over
[20:21] :(
[20:21] <@tony_malice> im heading out but teagan thanks so much, feel free to stay as long as u like or head off any time.
[20:21] <@tony_malice> thanks!
[20:21] is it a complement to you when a fellow whore uses your pictures to men?
[20:21] <+Teagan> that night it was taken down
[20:21] craigslist has TONS of porngirls on it just search the word porn
[20:21] hey tony
[20:21] approve my shit
[20:21] <+Teagan> No, I feel bad
[20:21] don't do it
[20:21] ima cage legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:22] im back bitches
[20:22] <+Teagan> because those guys think they are getting me & they are sadly mistaken
[20:22] <+Teagan> how sad that would be
[20:22] sad
[20:22] sad
[20:22] indeed
[20:22] <@tony_malice> what is your account name is it jermaster
[20:22] <+Teagan> you're sitting at a hotel waiting for me
[20:22] frankie
[20:22] later Malice
[20:22] * Quits: moxxiemaddron (Ping timeout)
[20:22] <+Teagan> & some ugly ass bitch shows up
[20:22] <+Teagan> hahaha
[20:22] i signed up yesterday
[20:22] and Christian shows up
[20:22] * Joins: moxxiemaddron
[20:22] lol
[20:22] <@tony_malice> aight lates
[20:22] at least she wont be skinny
[20:22] thanks king
[20:22] Beautiful.
[20:22] Teagan was it hard getting off baby weight?
[20:22] * Quits: @tony_malice (Quit: tony_malice)
[20:22] christian is a tranny
[20:22] <+Teagan> the 1st time yes
[20:22] hes the next buck angel
[20:22] * Quits: N_word_Jim (Quit: N_word_Jim)
[20:22] <+Teagan> the 2nd time NOT AT ALL
[20:23] that brings up a god question who the fuck does that appeal to?
[20:23] Teagan .... were either of your pregnancies planned?
[20:23] * Quits: moxxiemaddron (Quit: moxxiemaddron)
[20:23] did you do any preggo porn?
[20:23] how depraved do you have to be?
[20:23] speed kills
[20:23] a guy with a pussy?
[20:23] wtf?
[20:23] buck angel is pretty fucked up
[20:23] <+Teagan> No I didn't do preggo porb
[20:23] <+Teagan> porn*
[20:23] * Quits: doroteo (Quit: doroteo)
[20:23] * Joins: Stalin
[20:23] I think pornstars are sought after on escort sites more because they are a known quantity. Sucks when people take advantage of that.
[20:23] * Joins: moxxiemaddron
[20:23] how soon before you tell your kids about porn and your career
[20:24] porb is the next new word
[20:24] teagan but what if that ugly ass bitch is more intelligent that you and engages that man in a philosophical discussion about Hegels theory on the aboslute idea? would you still feel bad?
[20:24] Teagan whats yer thoughts on bella's preggo porn
[20:24] <+Teagan> being preggo was a purifying experience to me (sorry about the mispelling)
[20:24] theyre in the background of some of her films
[20:24] they know all too well
[20:24] porn escorts are good because they fuck better and take a facial
[20:24] but they are soulless
[20:24] how soon before your kids go into porn themselves
[20:24] <+Teagan> What floats their boat as long as their not disappointed if it wasn't me @ the hotel!~
[20:24] soon if her molestor uncle says anything about it
[20:24] Why am I sick and when the cure will be developed?
[20:24] adt
[20:25] aids cures fags dead
[20:25] I can't read fast enough... what's with the tanny obsession that keeps popping up?
[20:25] go back there
[20:25] so you cant be cured
[20:25] <+Teagan> My offspring are far from being legal so I'd hope never!
[20:25] leaking tranny fluid
[20:25] ask jamie lynn
[20:25] tony batman is a tranny fucker too
[20:25] <+Teagan> i dont' know who tony batman i seither
[20:25] <+Teagan> lol
[20:25] <+Teagan> I'm so out of the loop
[20:25] two ups to old man river
[20:25] thats cause you're shot out
[20:25] there are some hot trannies in brazil
[20:25] ha, he means me!!! HA
[20:26] <+Teagan> what happend to everyone else in the business that I used to know..hahah
[20:26] ceara if i give you 20 bucks will take a photo set for me as a naughty schoolgirl with pig tails?
[20:26] ?????????
[20:26] I'll throw her in a woodchipper for $10
[20:26] they all escort or feature dance or blew out their holes
[20:26] be a good whore and do it
[20:26] <+Teagan> Aren't they hot because they take growth hormones when they are younger in age so it helps them out in that department
[20:26] * Quits: Stalin (Quit: Stalin)
[20:26] * Quits: dickbrain (Quit: dickbrain)
[20:26] or got urinary tract infections and moved to france
[20:26] who took growth hormones?
[20:26] teagan will do what teagan does. Excellence.
[20:26] i read that tiffany mynx does dildo shows when she features then blows and jerks the audience off for money
[20:27] type slower
[20:27] how hot is that?
[20:27] awesome
[20:27] Teagan have you ever used performance enhancing drugs to help you perform anal at a higher level than other porn stars
[20:27] how old is she now
[20:27] <+Teagan> Were you saying that I was shot out??
[20:27] in her mid thirties
[20:27] of course
[20:27] Ceara .... how much would i have to pay your for a video in which you put one of your bunnies in a blender while you are in the nude, wearing only bunny ears?
[20:27] <+Teagan> performance enhancing drugs?
[20:27] yeah like steroids
[20:27] hah
[20:27] To Teagan, Yes Trannies take hormones early to be their best.
[20:27] anal steroids
[20:27] <+Teagan> no i'm sorry i haven't
[20:28] or rolls
[20:28] ahah
[20:28] HGH
[20:28] xtc
[20:28] <+Teagan> rolls? as in ectasy?
[20:28] yes
[20:28] <+Teagan> no I have not
[20:28] spring rolls
[20:28] * Quits: arinx (Quit: arinx)
[20:28] <+Teagan> You'd know if I was rolling
[20:28] WHOA stop this thing for a minute, JERKMASTER where does Tiffany do that??
[20:28] <+Teagan> I need someone to take care of me
[20:28] hahahah
[20:28] <+Teagan> I'm such a lightweight
[20:28] I volunteer to take care of you
[20:28] 80 pounds
[20:28] maybe the father of your kids?
[20:28] first!!! Ha
[20:29] i once did a bunch of acid and went to a party in the middle of new jersey and ended up fingerbanging a 17 year old girl
[20:29] i was 17 then so it was ok
[20:29] destro rulz
[20:29] the hottest trannies are in Brazil
[20:29] <+Teagan> No actually alot more then 80 lbs
[20:29] oh, I figured you were 53 or so
[20:29] Full Breasts and a Pelvic spread. For all the homophobotranseaxesuals.
[20:29] <+Teagan> I've never done acid.
[20:29] ive done too much acid
[20:29] * Quits: MoronBoy (Quit: MoronBoy)
[20:29] im 28 years old now
[20:29] and let me tell you
[20:29] <+Teagan> everyone always tells me what it's like
[20:29] destro, where is just dave these days?
[20:29] tiffany does it where she feature dances
[20:29] <+Teagan> i'd be so scared bec ause i've heard of people dropp;ing it on the back of peoples neck
[20:29] now that i have a good job, a wife and all of that
[20:29] she escorts too
[20:30] well reread destro's posts and tell me if acid is a good idea or not
[20:30] doing all that acid was probably a bad idea
[20:30] <+Teagan> & that person didn't know it & went to a meeting fucked up
[20:30] one of those main sites everyone knows about
[20:30] 1600
[20:30] * Joins: ivorenginedriver
[20:30] Anal Cement
[20:30] shes based out of vegas though
[20:30] hey room 'sup?
[20:30] jm should get her for an american bukkake
[20:30] this guy did acid: http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1511230.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F106E5AB7A44640DFDF35A5397277B4DC33E
[20:30] Hey, jerkmaster, I'm a poor ignorant newbie. WHERE does she feature dance?
[20:30] oh yeah like i am going to click on that link
[20:30] teagan?
[20:30] New Jersey License PlaTES.
[20:31] <+Teagan> yes i'm here
[20:31] and queer
[20:31] <+Teagan> sometimes
[20:31] <+Teagan> haha a
[20:31] teagan how do i convince my femenist wife that watching you have sex and enjoying it is good for my marraige
[20:31] what's happening?
[20:31] WHAT? Escorts too???? I think I'm gonna pass out
[20:31] <+Teagan> ummm.....
[20:31] Dont ask destro, tell
[20:31] convince her with a dick in her mouth followed by a facial
[20:31] Who the hell is stupid enough to marry a feminist?
[20:31] <+Teagan> lol
[20:31] take a whole bottle of serogen first
[20:31] Tell her...."I am man, I order this."
[20:31] I think that a lot of gay people are behind the scenes in porn
[20:31] <+Teagan> Porn isn't a bad thing anymore
[20:32] like cameramen and the lighting people
[20:32] all porn guys are gay
[20:32] was it ever?
[20:32] <+Teagan> more women are becoming more & more in tune with their sexuality
[20:32] chichi larue isnt gay!!!!!!his hairdresser is
[20:32] and the promototeters and the PR people
[20:32] Not on my crew, Alex
[20:32] <+Teagan> You'd probably have to start her off with some of the feature
[20:32] <+Teagan> since she is a feminist
[20:32] women over 30 still don't like porn for the most part
[20:32] which is why you should start escorting
[20:32] I dont know Lou
[20:32] <+Teagan> something that is women based & not degrading to her to ease her into it
[20:32] i guess watching max hardcore movies is a bad move
[20:32] Show her Pirates, destro, you can laugh at the special fx
[20:32] I went to this NYC porno expo couple years ago
[20:32] all the rld guys are gay, most of the male talent is gay
[20:32] just tell that that it's performance art
[20:32] Isn't a bad thing ANYMORE? did it used to be? I'm so out of touch.
[20:32] didnt the owner of dp play with a trannies tits on sit while it was getting itself hard?
[20:33] <+Teagan> There are lots of women who are embracing their sexuality & she's actually setting us women back
[20:33] and a lot of people were looking gay to me
[20:33] <+Teagan> if you think about it
[20:33] many women who like porn like 2see 2guyz 2gether
[20:33] i read that on this board i think
[20:33] we watch porn sometimes when we fuck thats about it
[20:33] embrace your sexuality teagan and give me a call
[20:33] and many posters of adt like to see dicks rub together
[20:33] but i think she doesnt care for the same porn
[20:33] <+Teagan> I don't know antying about a dp set, trannies or anything
[20:33] <+Teagan> I wasn't on that set apparetnly
[20:33] iI would love to see Teagan in a Michael Niinn Film Like Shock
[20:33] * Quits: pokerjoe (Quit: pokerjoe)
[20:33] yes you do teagan
[20:34] you were there when darren james fucked a tranny in brazil
[20:34] natural for women to like 2 see men 2gether
[20:34] yesterday in the postal office there was this butt-ugly 80 year old tranny there
[20:34] ok i am east coast so i am going to bed
[20:34] everhard, irons, jenner kris knoght, christian, holmes, jules J....all gay
[20:34] why do I keep seeing the word "tranny" go flying by???
[20:34] I almost puked
[20:34] if they are faghags, maybe
[20:34] New Beautiful Girls in an older School
[20:34] no not jules jordan
[20:34] si
[20:34] his porn is the freshest
[20:34] esta un maricon
[20:34] i dont think hes done dick rubbing scenes
[20:34] Teagan it was nice asking you dumb questions, hope you and the family have a nice holiday
[20:34] is moxie maddron here too?
[20:34] i know hes filmed them though
[20:35] <+Teagan> you too take care
[20:35] but he puts out the best shit
[20:35] Yoohoo Milk enema
[20:35] * Quits: destro (Quit:
[BX] Does your mommy know you use BitchX?)
[20:35] I demand an answer to my question about Tiffany!!!!!
[20:35] <+Teagan> i haven't seen moxie since august or sept
[20:35] Alex loves his enemas
[20:35] i answered you dumfuck
[20:35] at feature dances
[20:35] oops, sorry
[20:35] and she escorts too
[20:35] I dont like gay people
[20:35] 1600
[20:35] answer me more slowly
[20:35] His enemy's enema is his anenomae
[20:35] <+Teagan> what tiffany girl & what was it please retype I must have skipped & don't want to get behind again
[20:35] <+Teagan> thanks
[20:35] tiffany mynx
[20:35] me too
[20:35] * Joins: _
[20:35] she got fucked by 5 guys in woad3
[20:36] you should have it since you own it
[20:36] Thanks for surviving XPT
[20:36] personaly I think that dudes should fuck dudes
[20:36] and jules added one more load cuz hes a true pervert
[20:36] dudes on chicks turdhole is okay, but not on dude hole
[20:36] only if Brian Surewood is my cellmate
[20:36] don't leave yet
[20:36] if you haven't noticed, everyone is ignoring your shit dude
[20:36] he's in solitary
[20:36] <+Teagan> everyone has their sexual fixes
[20:36] *shouldnt
[20:36] damn
[20:36] <+Teagan> hahaha
[20:37] whatd that asshole do again?
[20:37] hard tits suck ass
[20:37] is he the rapist or the murderer?
[20:37] neither
[20:37] Brian?
[20:37] I am typinbg from my laptop so I have a lot of typos
[20:37] yeah
[20:37] that is the least of your problems dude
[20:37] car accident trumped up to murder or something
[20:37] lol
[20:37] some are acquired tastes...Teagan's first anal seemed painful
[20:37] <+Teagan> oh i know
[20:37] <+Teagan> it's been all over the news i feel so bad
[20:37] teagan gave birth anally
[20:37] your anal scene?
[20:37] only dude on chick should be good, anything else is wrong and crime
[20:37] <+Teagan> something beyond your control that sucks
[20:38] * Quits: ceara (Quit: ceara)
[20:38] why feel bad about your first anal?
[20:38] you fucked surewood? what director?
[20:38] <+Teagan> No, it's not physically possible to give birth anally is it???
[20:38] they had a Painful Anal thread on ADT but they closed it
[20:38] arrr, free the pirate
[20:38] yes it is
[20:38] I like when chicks are beyond my control and suck
[20:38] it happens one out of 20 births
[20:38] <+Teagan> I meant I felt bad about Brian Surewood sorry for the confuscion
[20:38] its common knowledge
[20:38] that was a joke
[20:38] <+Teagan> I need to make sure incorporate the questions into the answers
[20:38] you did surewood?
[20:38] <+Teagan> No, I haven't
[20:39] she did surewood while giving anal birth
[20:39] the guy has done over 400 movies
[20:39] ever do everhard?
[20:39] <+Teagan> yes
[20:39] ever do Bill Clinton?
[20:39] its in the woad3 easter eggs
[20:39] who was the younger black guy in that anal scene?
[20:39] I have a small collection of painfula anal movies
[20:39] does he hurt you on purpose?
[20:39] everhard thinks his dick is a jackhammer
[20:39] don't say tritone
[20:39] please
[20:39] * Quits: BigLou (Quit: BigLou)
[20:40] FGFM closer to 1500
[20:40] <+Teagan> I wonder how many people really did cheat on Hilary with or was it just those couple?
[20:40] * Quits: Serg (Quit: Serg)
[20:40] cheat?
[20:40] Bill C likes to fuck around
[20:40] wow, i was going by what's on IMDB
[20:40] what do you mean?
[20:40] hilary is a tranny so cheating is ok
[20:40] ever lick on hillary scott? catch the herp from her?
[20:40] leah luv needs to come back
[20:40] Ha, saw an interview with a guy he was doing speaking tour with who spilled the beans and then tried to backpeddle
[20:40] she looks dangerously young
[20:40] pedal
[20:40] <+Teagan> I've been on set with Hillary never worked with her
[20:41] ever been on set with leah luv?
[20:41] hillary has the cottage cheese going
[20:41] <+Teagan> leah luv does look too young for my taste
[20:41] forgot what show that was, made me want to vote for Bill again
[20:41] shit, you never did anyone How many scenes do you have?
[20:41] then i have the crackers
[20:41] <+Teagan> no i haven 't been on set wiht leah luv
[20:41] love me some cottage cheese
[20:41] <+Teagan> just viewed her in pictures
[20:41] * Joins: iiiiiiiii
[20:41] * Quits: NitneLiun (Quit: NitneLiun)
[20:41] <+Teagan> Are you asking how many movies I'm in?
[20:41] ok, how many?
[20:42] you did a hot scene with Eva Amgelina
[20:42] <+Teagan> No, I just didn't work with alot of girls
[20:42] <+Teagan> that's not what people were shooting at the moment
[20:42] Angelina
[20:42] Teagan did u enjoy ur DP's when u did them or was it simplely a money thing
[20:42] <+Teagan> I've done 94 movies
[20:42] <+Teagan> give or take a few
[20:42] and Hailey Page RIP
[20:42] Erik Everhard emailed me once
[20:42] <+Teagan> No, I tried it, didn't like it
[20:42] how many were porno's?
[20:42] on 30.09.02
[20:42] <+Teagan> It was too uncomfortable
[20:42] did he ask you about your penis?
[20:42] no
[20:42] <+Teagan> those all were pornos
[20:42] sorry, I cracked myself up with that one. Just being silly.
[20:42] 94 movies and your asshole is still intact, well done
[20:43] he told me to run for 40-p45 minutes
[20:43] * Joins: Raoul
[20:43] <+Teagan> not all were anal
[20:43] more than Christian can say
[20:43] <+Teagan> i took time off
[20:43] <+Teagan> so that i didn't ruin my asshole
[20:43] <+Teagan> i have to live with it forever not anyone else
[20:43] <+Teagan> so that's why i did it
[20:43] no stretch marks around your mouth either
[20:43] smart choice
[20:43] <+Teagan> some people ridiculed me for it but oh well
[20:43] Isn't that just an urban legend? do people really ruin their assholes?
[20:43] yes they do
[20:43] <+Teagan> it's either anal now or anal in the future you take your pick
[20:44] if you break your pucker string
[20:44] <+Teagan> i chose future
[20:44] lez scenes like with Eva Angelina and Hailey Page don't strech the anus
[20:44] they get infections in their cootchies too
[20:44] * Joins: dane
[20:44] <+Teagan> yes, it's true girls can lose their ass
[20:44] don't most people make dookies bigger than most dicks every day without ruining their assholes?
[20:44] a lez scene with Hailey paige, interesting
[20:44] <+Teagan> that's why i have to look out for myself because no one else will
[20:44] <+Teagan> not even an agent
[20:44] lez scenex are easy on the anus
[20:44] <+Teagan> just ME!
[20:44] they dont piston dookies in and out
[20:45] they don't???
[20:45] <+Teagan> lez scenes are easy on teh anus when you have a girl knowing what they are doing
[20:45] you need a suitcase pimp, any volunteers?
[20:45] <+Teagan> it can be excruciating pain if they don't
[20:45] true that how were Eva Angelina and Hailey Page?
[20:45] Wankus is available
[20:46] she don't need a suitcase pimp
[20:46] * Quits: dane (Quit: dane)
[20:46] raoul is gay
[20:46] * Quits: Visitor_1829 (Quit: Visitor_1829)
[20:46] <+Teagan> i just don't want to pay commission when it's something i can do myself
[20:46] <+Teagan> fuck that paying other people just for setting it up (as far as scenes go)
[20:47] Teagan's name is gold She can rep herself
[20:47] no commission , just the occasional bbj
[20:47] plus, you're too shot out for an agency
[20:47] <+Teagan> if someone wants to shoot me there's a way they can get ahold of me
[20:47] * Quits: Visitor_37772 (Quit: Visitor_37772)
[20:47] <+Teagan> I'm actually not shot out
[20:47] <+Teagan> because i did take time off
[20:47] shee-it
[20:47] you go girl cut out the pimps rep yourself Your name is gold honey
[20:47] <+Teagan> if i didn't then you're right i probably would be
[20:47] <+Teagan> thank you !
[20:47] aint no buzz on that ass
[20:47] your pussy is gold as well
[20:47] <+Teagan> so you thin k
[20:48] don't listen to Hitler you aren't shot out Hitler should shoot himself
[20:48] old newz
[20:48] There are tons of serious but boring questions I want to ask, but I'm scared they've already been asked
[20:48] <+Teagan> thanks again guys!
[20:48] stay please Teagan
[20:48] <+Teagan> it's okay you can ask
[20:48] yes, they have been asked
[20:48] thanks, you were a good sport
[20:48] <+Teagan> oh I am
[20:48] <+Teagan> no worries
[20:48] OK here I go...
[20:48] youre leaving?
[20:48] <+Teagan> not at all
[20:48] Teagan any plans to due any public flashing or sex acts for Teaganraw.com
[20:48] let Hitler leave instead
[20:48] who was your best friend in porn?
[20:48] * Quits: AlexPanzer (Quit: AlexPanzer)
[20:49] * Quits: Porn_Lover (Quit: Porn_Lover)
[20:49] has anybody seen assesinpublic.com?
[20:49] <+Teagan> many plans to do sex acts
[20:49] as if she has none now
[20:49] its the new brazzers site
[20:49] shit looks good
[20:49] in public?
[20:49] * Quits: FGFM (Quit: FGFM)
[20:49] watched a claire dames scene the other day
[20:49] staged to look public
[20:49] <+Teagan> i'm not sure of the public flashing i'd have to finda place & make sure i wont' get arrested
[20:49] yes in public
[20:49] <+Teagan> that's all i'd need
[20:49] <+Teagan> lol..
[20:49] no they flash bums and let guys feel them up
[20:49] public is low class do higher class stuff
[20:49] all in broad daylight
[20:49] who was the most "fun"?
[20:49] any gagfactor in the future
[20:50] <+Teagan> 'My best friend's are nadia, charlie laine & myh WIFEY Jana
[20:50] jerkmaster is giving you bad advice
[20:50] all no namers
[20:50] which nadia?
[20:50] quiet ivor
[20:50] Heya Teagan!
[20:50] back to adt with you
[20:50] <+Teagan> i plan on doing a violation of
[20:50] hot
[20:50] almost missed this
[20:50] <+Teagan> that sort of set up
[20:50] wifey??? huh?
[20:50] <+Teagan> so we will see
[20:50] does jm know?
[20:50] which nadia?
[20:50] hi moxxie
[20:50] you might want to clear it with them
[20:50] heyaivor
[20:50] what does that mean?
[20:50] <+Teagan> not their title name, but as far as a girl theme ya
[20:51] <+Teagan> zt has done girlvana
[20:51] ah its gonna suck
[20:51] which nadia?
[20:51] <+Teagan> same aspect
[20:51] <+Teagan> nadia styles
[20:51] <+Teagan> sorry for the confusions
[20:51] <+Teagan> hey moxxie
[20:51] oh shit, there goes your weed stash
[20:51] <+Teagan> ahahha
[20:51] <+Teagan> fellow stoner
[20:51] Do a Teagan Loves series like Jenna J did it will promote your name
[20:51] SEXY new cover page on Teaganraw.com babe! Yummy!
[20:51] charlie does those fetish sites, do you?
[20:52] like the knock outs and stockings
[20:52] <+Teagan> I want to do fetish type scenes
[20:52] <+Teagan> never done anything like that
[20:52] <+Teagan> i think it would fun
[20:52] Dominatrix
[20:52] ask charlie about it. she does am a lot
[20:52] <+Teagan> thank you moxxie
[20:53] <+Teagan> oh i know
[20:53] Domme Teagan?
[20:53] * Joins: christianx
[20:53] boring
[20:53] fetish n kinky is goooood!!
[20:53] hello teagan
[20:53] oh wow, hello moxxie
[20:53] Teagan Dominates Moxxie?
[20:53] * Joins: jjhjhjhjhhj
[20:53] Hey sweetie! Whats up
[20:53] someone please pass the lysol
[20:53] Moxxie Dominates Teagan?
[20:53] Teagan can Domme the hell outta me anytime she wants!!
[20:53] charlie gets felt up and knocked out
[20:53] <+Teagan> havent seen you in forever moxxie
[20:53] <+Teagan> i'd love it
[20:53] <+Teagan> just as long as i can slap you across the face
[20:53] Thats fuckin hott.
[20:53] Damn, can't take a break for a second. Gotta get back to my serious/boring questions before too late....
[20:54] <+Teagan> it's never any fun when the girls won't let you
[20:54] love Dominatrix Teagan?
[20:54] <+Teagan> whats the point
[20:54] oh HELL yeah
[20:54] * Quits: jjhjhjhjhhj (Connection reset by peer)
[20:54] hello again teagan
[20:54] please!!
[20:54] <+Teagan> hello
[20:54] http://www.thewhitemeatonblackstreet.org/index/felony_main.jpg
[20:54] subbie moxxie?
[20:54] congrats on your child
[20:54] lol thats so fake
[20:54] you know it!
[20:54] whats with all the fake black dick big load sites?
[20:54] Who did you loose your virginity to? Would you do it over again if you could?
[20:55] fake big white dicks now too
[20:55] <+Teagan> will you be vegas?
[20:55] * Joins: HungBig
[20:55] hey Christian
[20:55] Me?
[20:55] me?
[20:55] <+Teagan> thanks christian
[20:55] they cant get mandingo and some of his friends to be in this shit?
[20:55] lol
[20:55] hahaha
[20:55] <+Teagan> yes moxxie will you be in vegas
[20:55] mike hash is doing one
[20:55] hey christian why dont you consider yourself bi?
[20:55] hello ivor
[20:55] I will be, yes.
[20:55] was the gay porn just a stepping stone?
[20:55] how about Dominatrix Teagan and slave christian lol
[20:55] moxxie, how is chris doing?
[20:55] <+Teagan> we will have to get together during that time for lunch or dinner
[20:56] Wanna yank me around by my hair, smack me across the face and do dirty dirty things to me?
[20:56] christian rulz
[20:56] Has any guy ever asked you to quit porn?
[20:56] oh, bummer.. lunch or dinner will be fun too, lol
[20:56] im waiting chubs
[20:56] Christian is cool no reason to hassle the man
[20:56] answer me
[20:56] only porn guy not to lie about doing guys
[20:56] <+Teagan> no, they haven't ever asked me to quit porn
[20:56] im just curious(no homo)
[20:56] yes but hes bi
[20:56] so why not admit it?
[20:57] okay, i am going now....have a great nite all
[20:57] * Quits: christianx (Quit: christianx)
[20:57] lol dickhead
[20:57] see ya Christian!
[20:57] <+Teagan> bye
[20:57] way to sidestep that one
[20:57] Have you ever secretly wished some guy would ask you to leave porn for him?
[20:57] teagan said she wouldnt work wih you''
[20:57] why should he answer to you?
[20:57] so i dont know why shes all nice now
[20:57] Teagan or Moxxie ever strap it on?
[20:58] Ive taken strap ons..
[20:58] or that you knew somebody you wanted to leave porn for?
[20:58] ever given?
[20:58] <+Teagan> So have I
[20:58] nadia styles is pretty unstrokable. too bad about her implants
[20:58] <+Teagan> I took one for Bella, Tory Lane
[20:58] I tried once, I just laughed really hard...
[20:58] <+Teagan> Charlie Laine
[20:58] would ya do Christian with a strapon?
[20:58] Im better at takin a deep dicking than giving!
[20:58] <+Teagan> no, i'm sorry i wouldn't
[20:58] * Quits: _ (Quit: _)
[20:58] Im not into pegging..
[20:59] charlie is hot, but too stuck up and that band of armo's sucked
[20:59] if it doesnt turn me on, I dont wanna do it
[20:59] <+Teagan> i performed with a strap on harnessed to myself giving it to Jana & Devon in a photo shoot & that's it
[20:59] Charlie is amazing, she isnt stuck up!!
[20:59] Shes a total sweetie
[20:59] she thinks she is too good for b/g porn'
[20:59] <+Teagan> She's just not ready for it
[20:59] and shuns those who do b/g
[20:59] <+Teagan> I don't know if it's that she's too good
[20:59] she did it at first
[20:59] Charlie?
[21:00] <+Teagan> who knows people's deep down feelings but themselves
[21:00] sorry had to ask the serious questions for a second. I'm really working undercover for my Elementary School newspaper.
[21:00] she did guys first, then fell for that shitty bass player dude
[21:00] <+Teagan> but only they can know & we have to realize that & come to our own conclusions if we wish to do so
[21:00] well put Teagan
[21:01] <+Teagan> thank you !
[21:01] as far as fetishes gonna do any pissing/golden showers?
[21:01] the initial decision is the big one
[21:02] you had a strap on on entourage
[21:02] <+Teagan> i know but i didn't get to use it
[21:02] was it tough to make the initial decision to do porn?
[21:02] <+Teagan> i got the ugliest & littliest one too! go figure
[21:02] <+Teagan> it was an alien shape one the label said
[21:02] <+Teagan> it was scary but i had nothing else to lose
[21:03] <+Teagan> i always seem to jump into the deep end of the pool
[21:03] nothing else to lose?
[21:03] jeremy piven hit on you?
[21:03] <+Teagan> & then I tend to see if I can make it out or not
[21:03] <+Teagan> I do it unintentionally
[21:03] <+Teagan> I've been lucky thus far
[21:03] * Joins: steiner
[21:03] <+Teagan> No, he wasn't on set when we were filming
[21:03] me too when I was your age
[21:03] <+Teagan> I did a photo shoot years ago outside his house & he bragged about how he knew kobe thai
[21:04] <+Teagan> but she hasn't been in the biz for quite a while right?
[21:04] five years at least
[21:04] <+Teagan> at least 3 years or am i completely wrong>?
[21:04] he;s a tool. everyone on that set hartes him
[21:04] u r right
[21:04] all the kids in finger painting class want to know what your favourite mastabatory aid is? Vibrator or Dildo?
[21:04] <+Teagan> it's good he's finally getting credit i mean he played alot of smaller part throughout his career
[21:04] <+Teagan> pocket rocket with a vibrator
[21:04] a popular choice
[21:05] <+Teagan> glass butt plug or my heart wand that phallix sent me for my butt
[21:05] I wonder if I can buy stock in that company
[21:05] <+Teagan> ahahah
[21:05] * Quits: steiner (Quit: steiner)
[21:05] glass butt plug easier than mr. marcus?
[21:06] kobe tai escorts
[21:06] <+Teagan> i've been LOVING my glass butt plug I have now
[21:06] <+Teagan> it's crazy
[21:06] found out the other day
[21:06] glass seems to be the new thing, why??
[21:06] <+Teagan> i've never really used one until now
[21:06] easy to clean
[21:06] better than silicone?
[21:06] although im sure her rates are ridiculous
[21:06] <+Teagan> for your ass it's very useful
[21:06] boil it
[21:06] <+Teagan> because if something is limp going into your ass it tends to hurt more
[21:06] and uncut dick is better for anal
[21:06] * Quits: Det40oz (Quit: Det40oz)
[21:07] huh?
[21:07] <+Teagan> why is that?
[21:07] mr. marcus?
[21:07] ive got an uncut one for you teagan
[21:07] better than what?
[21:07] <+Teagan> never heard of that
[21:07] wanna suck it
[21:07] ?
[21:07] than cut dick
[21:07] <+Teagan> oh boy
[21:07] 8-)
[21:07] good whore
[21:07] <+Teagan> i'm going to dallas, tx to feature dance in feb are any of you near there
[21:07] cause the skin stays in your sphincter and the dick moves in and out. less friction
[21:07] ur getting the "xpt treatment" from them
[21:07] I AM, I AM, I
[21:07] AM
[21:08] let me know when its cali
[21:08] nobody lives in texas
[21:08] <+Teagan> plus i'm visiting atlanta, ga
[21:08] lena hawkins is in dallas
[21:08] <+Teagan> & allentown, pa
[21:08] oops got so exited I prematurely entered
[21:08] hot 'lanta
[21:08] only black people live in atl
[21:08] <+Teagan> in pa i'm sure not alot of people live there
[21:08] <+Teagan> haha
[21:08] WOW, slow down
[21:08] PA where?
[21:08] <+Teagan> allentown
[21:08] <+Teagan> no idea where it is
[21:08] allentown will make you more money than atlanta
[21:08] too much info too quickly
[21:08] boondocks go to philly or MD or NoVA
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[21:09] I have been to allentown, lol.. what are you doin there?
[21:09] whats up all you fucking whores....and Teagan :P
[21:09] What do you people take me for, somebody who is sober?
[21:09] atl has too many features too often
[21:09] depressed industrial town
[21:09] allentown will love you more
[21:09] <+Teagan> hey dleww
[21:09] Teags!
[21:09] You guys know what I heard about Allentown?
[21:09] do tell
[21:09] <+Teagan> what???
[21:09] dallas is all strippers and cocaine
[21:10] last one out turn out the lights?
[21:10] They're closing all the factories down and it's getting very hard to staaaaay ay ay ay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay
[21:10] billy joel
[21:10] thank you, thank you
[21:10] you need to do extras there. jerk off the dudes
[21:10] haha
[21:10] boom chick AH
[21:10] damn it.... you are going where? when? for what? ugh. this is killing me.
[21:10] Hitler back to the bunker Eva Braun is calling
[21:10] Its pretty there.
[21:10] <+Teagan> i'm giong to dallas tx
[21:11] <+Teagan> to feature dance
[21:11] I <3 TX
[21:11] <+Teagan> @ the executive club
[21:11] why dont you girls ever go to Austin???
[21:11] <+Teagan> it's my premiere
[21:11] dallas is a waste. too many features
[21:11] OK, I'll allow that.
[21:11] <+Teagan> i've never danced before
[21:11] me neither
[21:11] go to florida
[21:11] yipes Teags...good luck!
[21:11] austin college town more money in the Big D
[21:11] <+Teagan> it's whatever club wants me
[21:11] <+Teagan> & isn't booked during that time
[21:11] * Joins: DaBlamb
[21:11] get a dancer agent. different than porn agents
[21:11] are you gonna be nekkid?
[21:11] <+Teagan> i have one
[21:12] <+Teagan> for dancing & that's it
[21:12] but there's a gazillion strip clubs in Dallas...Austin has only a few and there's TONS of college guys
[21:12] * Joins: ceara
[21:12] tell him you want to do florida and texas
[21:12] go to Canada for dancing
[21:12] <+Teagan> because i'm out of the loop as far as strip clubs wise
[21:12] Canadian dollar is strong
[21:12] Canadians appreciate dancers more than Americans
[21:12] canada is a diff permit.
[21:12] I've been to TWO strip clubs my entire life....lol
[21:12] Teagan, what are the biggest challenges you face today keeping fan interest?
[21:12] they also get pissed at the border when porn chicks come through for work purposes!
[21:13] others have done it Teagan can get what she needs
[21:13] bring tons of photos to sell and sign and bring a poloroid
[21:13] sorry, DaBlamb, I tried the serious questions already. Hey what Elementary School newspaper do you work for?
[21:13] don't tell them you are a porn chick little white lies
[21:13] sell polaroids with the dudes
[21:13] oh, i missed all those earlier then
[21:13] fuck, now I got that Billy Joel song stuck in my head
[21:13] so did I actually
[21:13] and sell panties and shit like that
[21:13] <+Teagan> That I don't have a pr person like every other contract girl has at their disposal
[21:13] what's teagan intested in?
[21:13] yeah, well, I got busted at the border once, it sucked.. and i sure as hell didnt OFFER the info
[21:13] dress down and pretend to be a tourist
[21:13] smut talk. we can do that oo
[21:14] oh, see she is answering serious questions. thanks teag
[21:14] how did they know if you didn't say?
[21:14] you cant dance in canada without a work permit anyway
[21:14] mix a drink and miss the whole damn thing, next thing you know people are talking about trannies
[21:14] they cant advertise you as a feature
[21:15] true but the paperwork can be handled on the Canadian side by the club
[21:15] I can dance wherever I want!
[21:15] they went through my car.
[21:15] * Quits: ceara (Ping timeout)
[21:15] How does a pr person really help? doesn't get you movie bookings (agents do).
[21:15] * Quits: iiiiiiiii (Quit: iiiiiiiii)
[21:15] oic...sorry moxxie
[21:15] <+Teagan> that sucks moxxie
[21:15] yeah, it sucked BAAAAAD
[21:15] just do florida and texas and a bit of the industrail towns
[21:15] they were meanies
[21:15] <+Teagan> I don't need movie bookings
[21:15] best thing to do is contact the club and let them do the paperwork so it is legal
[21:15] uh oh, time to play with colors
[21:16] <+Teagan> i just need press relases on my upcoming projects
[21:16] <+Teagan> that's my only dilemma
[21:16] monstar
[21:16] what do you mean, batman? ;)
[21:16] <+Teagan> i'm only shooting for myself anyways
[21:16] How is that Monstar dude with pr?
[21:16] good
[21:16] oh man you guys are messin with me
[21:16] Monstar knows how to work youtube and myspace so Teagan should save the money since she can too
[21:16] Teagan do you know anyone in PR?
[21:16] white...good choice bats
[21:16] thats easy.. there are a few PR people that are really good, a couple that are really good AND cheap.. or you can do it yourself..
[21:16] he's worth the price
[21:16] <+Teagan> Yes I do
[21:16] Puerto Rico?? I've been there.
[21:17] can she/he help with PR ?
[21:17] if the pr person promotes projects, are those really just movies?
[21:17] Vic- he does NOTHING...it's comical that he's made himself up to be anything
[21:17] and doesn't distrbution do that?
[21:17] <+Teagan> but as of right now, I 'd much rather spend my money on shooting a fucking great scene then $300 on a press release at this moment
[21:17] good call teags
[21:17] he can promote your feature dates
[21:17] how about Monstar? is he good?
[21:17] yes he is
[21:17] there is a couple places that are good that will do it for that a month
[21:17] really? How? Through fucking myspace bulletins? Genius.
[21:17] you spend money on shooting scenes?
[21:18] fuck press releases
[21:18] can I contribute?
[21:18] and other things, he will get buts in the seats
[21:18] <+Teagan> I have a person I want to use I just don't need them right now
[21:18] or, you can have fun with creative writing and do it yourself!
[21:18] lets pay some asshole like monstar to spam boards for us
[21:18] <+Teagan> i'm putting my money other places right now that's all
[21:18] Monstar posts shit on myspace pages for the chicks and that's really all he does
[21:18] yeah thats cost effective
[21:18] exactly, jerk
[21:18] fuck monstar
[21:18] hes a cocksucker
[21:18] Monstar can write like he's the whore he's pretending to write like so he must be worth it
[21:18] Hes very good at his job, you be nice
[21:18] i did, he's a permature ejaculator
[21:18] i could do that shit
[21:18] Teagan, what would you get for $300 from a good pr person? really good release? anything else?
[21:19] how so, moxxie??? The ONLY chick he books that I've heard of is Eva Angelina
[21:19] really?
[21:19] <+Teagan> just one press release is what i'd get
[21:19] What about Jana Jordan write ups?
[21:19] I think they like to be called Puerto Ricans not "pr person"
[21:19] dude...who are his other girls and how has he made their brand any better?
[21:19] taryn thomas, courtney cumms a few others
[21:19] or Courtney
[21:19] Jana Jordan? Who? Huh?
[21:19] or Brooke
[21:19] can you just trade an anal for a release and call it a bartered deal?
[21:19] Jana Jordan.. Ninnworx contract star..
[21:19] <+Teagan> Ya I've seen him do some stuff for other girls
[21:20] I think Courtney has gone DOWN in popularity from his incessant lame myspace bulletins and her being shot out
[21:20] <+Teagan> I have someone though in the back of my mind
[21:20] nIKKI bENZ..
[21:20] Yikes, sorry
[21:20] but she features
[21:20] doesn't ninnworx have a PR guy or girl...being the huge company they are?
[21:20] * Quits: DaBlamb (Connection reset by peer)
[21:20] yeah, there are other PR firms, I was just defending him since people were bashing
[21:20] porn dont need pr guy, dancers do
[21:20] guys...come on...these giurls are C level...Teagan is A level
[21:20] was
[21:20] I almost met Courtney Simpson, do you think I should do that Teagan? Or will she stab me in that gut and steal my money?
[21:21] * Joins: DaBlamb
[21:21] here ill do it right now."Oh hey guys!!!!!YAy!Its me Teagan.Well Ive been listening to all my fan requests on myspace and now Im thinking about doing privates.This could be a great way to develop closer ties with all of my fans that woud love to get the Teagan experience.Oh gosh.Im getting so wet right now!!!Thinking about fucking guys like bono one,skronker, and have2cit.Well ttyl!!!"
[21:21] that is just a polite way of asking if you know her
[21:21] jerkmaster just earned $500 Monstar in Bucks
[21:21] der..IN Monstar Bucks
[21:22] Teagan, do either of these get girls sick? ATM or ATOGM?
[21:22] <+Teagan> No, I don't know courtney simpson never met her
[21:22] i did
[21:22] skinny skank
[21:22] id she go back to AZ?
[21:22] and teagan could earn much more through privates
[21:22] teagan is a married woman guys ;-)
[21:22] Not sure if Teagan's dude would like her doing privates
[21:23] exactly
[21:23] now....a POV scene for your yet to be released website might work.....lol
[21:23] and your point is?
[21:23] its not a real press release.i know it seems pro though
[21:23] see any fucktard can do it
[21:23] you dont have to be some makeup wearing queer wannabe rocker indian
[21:23] you
[21:23] but it helps
[21:23] I am digging the attention Teagan iz getting from the XPT crowd.
[21:23] you need his mailing lists
[21:24] I wouldn't mind doing a public if privates are no good.
[21:24] Teagan do you brush your teeth before ATM?
[21:24] fuck that ill just send out friend requests on myspace and make blogs and bulletins
[21:24] we would mind
[21:24] <+Teagan> NOt into privates no matter the money
[21:24] and my work is done
[21:24] * Quits: Vic_Hitler (Quit: Vic_Hitler)
[21:24] how much for a public?
[21:24] teagan ill give you 100 for 5 mins of oral and a facial which i can film
[21:24] deal>
[21:24] ???
[21:24] teagan...I'm starting a POV site...can I book you for it?
[21:24] we don't need to see your publics or your privates
[21:25] <+Teagan> privates are funny I think it's funny how girls used to hide when they'd do privates
[21:25] they still do
[21:25] <+Teagan> by saying they are going to new york or florida
[21:25] <+Teagan> but now it's become the cool things to do
[21:25] doesn't everybody do privates?
[21:25] it's the american puritanical stigma
[21:25] yeah cuz so many shoots happen in ny
[21:25] I prefer the honesty too
[21:25] that's nice
[21:25] you guys are chasing me around the color spectrum
[21:25] we need more honesty and compassion in porn
[21:25] studios like tunacan and whatever other noname fuckheads are out there
[21:25] I could REALLY use THE Teagan for my POV site....so we should talk!
[21:26] She would do well on the yellow couch.
[21:26] But seriously, I want to know what you put on your Xmas list
[21:26] What's in your top 5
[21:26] compassion in xpt/
[21:26] ?
[21:26] i think florida is promising though.if they have as many hispanic stripper looking bitches there as tv would have you believe.
[21:26] <+Teagan> i'm sorry i can't i'm not shooting for anyone
[21:26] <+Teagan> my xmas list is vega
[21:26] can I shoot a POV for YOUR site if I pay? :-D
[21:26] vegas?
[21:26] PLEASE DONT WHYWHYWHY
[21:26] <+Teagan> i'm going to las vegas jan 3rd -17th
[21:27] all im getting from my mom is some water proof dvs's and maybe a munny or 2
[21:27] very nice!
[21:27] munnys are dope
[21:27] a chevy vega?
[21:27] What do you enjoy most in vegas?
[21:27] she enjoys dennis hofs cock in her asshole
[21:27] hey cut that out
[21:27] check out kidrobot.com to see munnys
[21:27] quiet ivor
[21:28] I just want to put my weenie in you, publicly, privately, secretly, or out in the open.
[21:28] holy shit i need to tell belladonaa about them
[21:28] dennis hofs cock is like an old wrinkled salami
[21:28] is that wrong?
[21:28] shit like that makes xpt a sausage fest
[21:28] she could shove them in her ass and pussy
[21:28] is it a working trip? pleasure and work? just pleasure?
[21:28] she used baby dolls in bellas perversions one
[21:28] taking the whole family?
[21:28] so this would be a step up
[21:28] 2 weeks in Vegas sounds so NOT fun....LOL
[21:28] put down the bong and answer me!
[21:29] * Joins: koere
[21:29] it is if you don't stay on the strip
[21:29] <+Teagan> its personal vacation time before the chaos of avn
[21:29] ah... have you tried the Red Rock Teagan?
[21:29] towards the mountains
[21:29] heya beautiful, I gotta bounce.. but get a hold of me and we will set up time to talk!!
[21:29] thanks
[21:29] <+Teagan> i've never been to vegas
[21:29] * Joins: smellyfatgirl
[21:29] how far is the Grand Canyon from Vegas?
[21:29] http://kidrobot.com/prodimages/3774-DEFAULT-l.jpg
[21:29] clickie
[21:29] oh, you didn't mean me?
[21:29] <+Teagan> by moxxie
[21:30] it's a link to adt, don't do it
[21:30] * Quits: moxxiemaddron (Quit: moxxiemaddron)
[21:30] http://kidrobot.com/prodimages/2577-DEFAULT-l.jpg
[21:30] ok, since you've never been
[21:30] glow in the dark
[21:30] condoms?
[21:30] <+Teagan> No, i've only been to vegas for the avn shows
[21:30] adt is the brazil of boards
[21:30] and once you get over the super hype of the strip and you'll be there for like 2 weeks
[21:30] nothing is gay there
[21:30] * Joins: loop88_
[21:30] <+Teagan> & i never really traveled outside the venetian
[21:30] not even the gay forum
[21:30] except the homosexuals
[21:30] nothing gay about trannies
[21:30] go to the Grand Canyon
[21:31] I heard they're gay
[21:31] would you consider going somewhere more classy and kind of out of the way where the resorts are, 30 min right next to the mountains?
[21:31] escorts travel the work
[21:31] escorts arent people theyre shells of people
[21:31] and your point is?
[21:31] theyve been fucked hollow
[21:31] I like fucking shells
[21:31] me too
[21:32] <+Teagan> oh boy
[21:32] porn is completely different
[21:32] they have more room for me inside
[21:32] <+Teagan> but i bet you don't like fucking the spikey ones on the beach
[21:32] what has happened here?
[21:32] teagan ill give you 50 bucks if i canjerk off on your face and take a pic
[21:32] sound good?
[21:32] those are nice too
[21:32] no pain no gain
[21:32] jerkmaster go to the bunker with Vic Hitler
[21:32] that's what I was talking about, what kind of shells did you guys mean?
[21:33] i dunno
[21:33] ivor bite a curb and let me stomp your head
[21:33] <+Teagan> if i escorted then it would probably be on the menu, but once again I DONT!
[21:33] you should
[21:33] you and Vic can DP Eva Braun
[21:33] right. boring
[21:33] be a good whore
[21:33] <+Teagan> so sorry I don't know how to answer ?'s like that
[21:33] say yes
[21:33] calm down whore
[21:33] You don't escort, Teagan, man what am I doin here?
[21:33] Answer questions like what do you think makes a good porn whore vs. a mediocre porn whore?
[21:34] <+Teagan> well i'm off
[21:34] joking
[21:34] <+Teagan> sorry guys i just want to go eat dinner
[21:34] see you cahsed her off
[21:34] <+Teagan> no
[21:34] this is close to the chat record isn't it
[21:34] <+Teagan> how long do other poeple usually stay in teh chat for
[21:34] <+Teagan> haha
[21:34] I chase everybody off sooner or later.
[21:34] thanks for the chat Teagan
[21:34] 3 hourse
[21:34] whats surprising to me and im sure im giving people bad ideas out there in porn land is how come guys dont jerk off then put it on their hands and then fling it on their favorite whore and run
[21:34] * Quits: loop88_ (Quit: loop88_)
[21:34] * Quits: koere (Quit: koere)
[21:34] teagan eat a penis
[21:34] and come back
[21:34] * Joins: loop88_
[21:35] <+Teagan> no, i'm just lazy & want to relax
[21:35] jerk eat Vic
[21:35] I joined late
[21:35] thisisn't relaxing?
[21:35] I'm leaving this sausage fest when you do Teags
[21:35] youre an honorary mexican
[21:35] <+Teagan> i've been working everyday whether its photo shoots, wardrobe, etc
[21:35] you and jesse jane are closet latinas
[21:35] thanks for being here
[21:35] you are an illegal mexican
[21:35] <+Teagan> I shot today so I'm quite tired i rushed home to be on the chat in time
[21:35] <+Teagan> i haven't gotten to destress yet
[21:35] good whore
[21:35] closet latinas? WTF?
[21:35] lol
[21:35] just out of curiousity, Teagan, do you escort?
[21:35] jermaster is LOADED
[21:36] cuz jesse janes a fellow spic
[21:36] lol batman
[21:36] avoid is hands
[21:36] well part anyway
[21:36] * Quits: DaBlamb (Quit: DaBlamb)
[21:36] but its been bleached out of her
[21:36] <+Teagan> bye everyone
[21:36] bye whore
[21:36] dont shake them
[21:36] bye
[21:36] bye
[21:36] * Quits: xxdlewxx (Quit: xxdlewxx)
[21:36] <+Teagan> thanks for the great chat
[21:36] * Joins: DaBlamb
[21:36] gotta keep askin in case things change
[21:36] thank you
[21:36] do a blowbang soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:36] you must
[21:36] Nighty night
[21:36] the kids need to go to college
[21:36] do it for bono one
[21:36] <+Teagan> okay
[21:36] blowbang I'll buy
[21:36] they need breaces
[21:36] <+Teagan> night night & have sweet dreams of me!
[21:36] wear a watch too
[21:36] <+Teagan> xox
[21:36] and a new xbox
[21:36] and shoes
[21:37] Teagan did you get that link for vegas? not sure it worked
[21:37] how can you pay for them
[21:37] cuz she escorts utr
[21:37] <+Teagan> i'll be posting pictures on my site for those of you that care in my blog area
[21:37] kids are expensive
[21:37] heading there now
[21:37] whats your myspace?
[21:37] i wish to molest you further
[21:37] whose gonna stick around for the sausage fest? not I
[21:37] she is not telling you
[21:37] yes she is
[21:37] Shouldn't I get special attention for being the most amusing?
[21:37] <+Teagan> http://teaganraw.com
[21:37] thats not myspace
[21:38] <+Teagan> yes you should & you did
[21:38] bad whore
[21:38] <+Teagan> my myspace is:
[21:38] Oh OK
[21:38] dont do it
[21:38] <+Teagan> http://myspace.com/teaganpresleyenterprises
[21:38] <+Teagan> haha
[21:38] <+Teagan> oh well, it's not like they won't find it sooner or later
[21:38] <+Teagan> night!
[21:38] add one more stalker to the list
[21:38] * Quits: +Teagan (Quit: Teagan)
[21:38] * Quits: ivorenginedriver (Quit: ivorenginedriver)
[21:38] see im a man of persuasion like bribe of rice to an asian
[21:38] When I sober up I'll appreciate it more
[21:38] * Quits: DaBlamb
[21:39] * Quits: smellyfatgirl (Quit: smellyfatgirl)
[21:39] guapos name is gary smith

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